Jerkhief - Revision history

WarnerBro at 20:11, 19 April 2026

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

	As Chris has noted, the character design for [[Manajerks#B-Manajerk\|B-Manajerk]] gives him a face quite similar to Jerkhief.		As Chris himself has noted, the character design for [[Manajerks#B-Manajerk\|B-Manajerk]] gives him a face quite similar to Jerkhief.

	=="My wooden badge was delicious!"==		=="My wooden badge was delicious!"==

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 05:48, 18 February 2026

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "~~jur~~-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
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	~~==Reference==~~
	{{References}}		{{References}}

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	==Reference==		==Reference==
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	==See also:==		==See also:==
	{{Fan art}}		{{Fan art}}

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Foobar at 15:38, 21 February 2022

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Niggos\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased Chris out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. ~~[[Christian Weston Chandler\|~~Chris]] has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Niggos\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

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	This quote, seen on the cover of ''Sonichu'' Issue #4, is an infamous case of [[Random-access humor]] that has utterly baffled readers of the webcomic. Eventually, someone was courageous enough to ask Chris what the hell this line was about in [[IRC (31 December 2008)\|an IRC chat]] and Chris explained its meaning:		This quote, seen on the cover of ''Sonichu'' Issue #4, is an infamous case of [[Random-access humor]] that has utterly baffled readers of the webcomic. Eventually, someone was courageous enough to ask Chris what the hell this line was about in [[IRC (31 December 2008)\|an IRC chat]] and Chris explained its meaning:

	{{quotebox\|the Jerkhief has a Badge made from TREE wood, painted to look like an "official" police badge, and the Jerkops under him have Badges made from ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Graham cracker\|Graham Crackers]], painted to be the mockery badges as well. The Jerkhief portrayed on the cover took a bite out of his wooden badge, as if it was made from a Graham Cracker, and called it delicious like a Graham Cracker...which you would have learned that from the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"\|"Backyard Safari" Sub-Episode]].}}		{{quotebox\|the Jerkhief has a Badge made from TREE wood, painted to look like an "official" police badge, and the Jerkops under him have Badges made from {{w\|Graham cracker\|Graham Crackers}}, painted to be the mockery badges as well. The Jerkhief portrayed on the cover took a bite out of his wooden badge, as if it was made from a Graham Cracker, and called it delicious like a Graham Cracker...which you would have learned that from the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"\|"Backyard Safari" Sub-Episode]].}}

	This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.		This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.

KingClark: /* "My wooden badge was delicious!" */

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	This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.		This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.

	When [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)\|a troll recorded himself destroying the Sonichu Medallion]], he recited the line with a smug sense of satisfaction as he showcased the thoroughly demolished [[Relics of Fail\|Relic of Fail]] at the very end of the video.		When [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)\|a troll recorded himself destroying the Sonichu Medallion]], he recited the line for no apparent reason, but did so with a smug sense of satisfaction as he showcased the thoroughly demolished [[Relics of Fail\|Relic of Fail]] at the very end of the video.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.		This is backed up by ''Sonichu'' Issue 4, pages 55-56. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.

	When [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)\|a troll recorded himself destroying the Sonichu Medallion]], he recited the line with a smug sense of satisfaction.		When [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)\|a troll recorded himself destroying the Sonichu Medallion]], he recited the line with a smug sense of satisfaction as he showcased the thoroughly demolished [[Relics of Fail\|Relic of Fail]] at the very end of the video.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

	As Chris has noted, the character design for [[Manajerks#B-Manajerk\|B-Manajerk]] gives him a face quite similar to Jerkhief.		As Chris himself has noted, the character design for [[Manajerks#B-Manajerk\|B-Manajerk]] gives him a face quite similar to Jerkhief.

	=="My wooden badge was delicious!"==		=="My wooden badge was delicious!"==

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "~~jur~~-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "JUR-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

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	'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Niggos\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased Chris out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. ~~[[Christian Weston Chandler\|~~Chris]] has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].		'''Jerkhief''' (pronounced {{IPA\|[ˈdʒɝ.kiːf]}} "jur-keef"<ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref>) is the [[Niggos\|black]] leader of the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random-access humor\|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who chased [[Chris]] out of the mall for having his [[Attraction Sign]] on full display and apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. Chris has put Jerkhief's weight at [[Obesity\|three-quarters of a ton]], [[Honor roll\|failing to understand]] that [[Chris and reality\|someone that obese would barely be able to move]].

	In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was adamant about his quest and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].