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	===Mecha-Jerkops===		===Mecha-Jerkops===
	[[Image:Mecha-jerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Like Robocop, only... no, actually, they're nothing like Robocop at all.]]		[[Image:Mecha-jerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Like Robocop, only... no, actually, they're nothing like Robocop at all.]]
	Robotic minions of the Jerkops, the Mecha-Jerkops first appeared in [[Sonichu 3\|Sonichu #3]]. Humanoid in appearance, Mecha-Jerkops are about half the size of normal humans, and are dressed and armed to resemble human Jerkops in every other respect. Because of this, ~~and~~ [[Chris and art\|Chris's inconsistent depiction of scale and perspective]], it is difficult to distinguish Mecha-Jerkops from their organic counterparts, and they may have appeared in subsequent issues without being named.		Robotic minions of the Jerkops, the Mecha-Jerkops first appeared in [[Sonichu 3\|Sonichu #3]]. Humanoid in appearance, Mecha-Jerkops are about half the size of normal humans, and are dressed and armed to resemble human Jerkops in every other respect. Because of this, along with [[Chris and art\|Chris's inconsistent depiction of scale and perspective]], it is difficult to distinguish Mecha-Jerkops from their organic counterparts, and they may have appeared in subsequent issues without being named.

	In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of Chris and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.		In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of Chris and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.

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	==Weaknesses==		==Weaknesses==
	[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]		[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
	As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[~~CWC Fighter~~\|a good kick]] in the balls, or [[CWC-isms\|as Chris calls it]], the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.		As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008\|a good kick in the balls]], or [[CWC-isms\|as Chris calls it]], the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.

	==Creation of a Jerkop==		==Creation of a Jerkop==

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	[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]		[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]

	While a common misconception holds that Chris essentially delivered a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarified in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that ~~[[Niggos\|~~brown]] (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops was a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically put the police on a pedestal.		While a common misconception holds that Chris essentially delivered a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarified in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that brown (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops was a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically put the police on a pedestal.

	That said, Chris held a very narrow definition of a "true" police officer. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again pointed out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seemed to be a major sticking point for Chris. [[Chris and reality\|As far as he was concerned]], [[Chris and fashion\|the color of a cop's uniform]] provided the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms (or plain clothes when undercover) whether Chris approves or not. Brown is also a popular choice for county police and sheriff's deputies' uniforms (i.e. those serving Greene County), while blue is more common in the cities.		That said, Chris held a very narrow definition of a "true" police officer. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again pointed out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seemed to be a major sticking point for Chris. [[Chris and reality\|As far as he was concerned]], [[Chris and fashion\|the color of a cop's uniform]] provided the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms (or plain clothes when undercover) whether Chris approves or not. Brown is also a popular choice for county police and sheriff's deputies' uniforms (i.e. those serving Greene County), while blue is more common in the cities.

FakedFrames514: added Robert Franklin Chandler Sr.

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	*[[Punislav]]		*[[Punislav]]
	*[[Cole Smithey]]		*[[Cole Smithey]]
			*Robert Franklin Chandler Sr.

	{{References}}		{{References}}

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	However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.		However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.

	That being said, in late [[May 2024]] when he caught a [[Kiwi Farms]] user's car approaching his house on security camera, he threatened to report any future stalkers to the authorities using footage as proof.<ref>May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera</ref> [[Chris and his ego\|You need not guess why he would suddenly decide the law isn't all villainous.]]		That being said, in late [[May 2024]] when he caught a [[Kiwi Farms]] user's car approaching his house on security camera, he threatened to report any future stalkers to the authorities using footage as proof.<ref>[[May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera]]</ref> [[Chris and his ego\|You need not guess why he would suddenly decide the law isn't all villainous.]]

	==Police in ''Sonichu''==		==Police in ''Sonichu''==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Police? */

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	Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].		Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].

	Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote: "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!"<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>		Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote: "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!" Chris also proclaimed that no police were to be allowed in [[CWCville]].<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>

	However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.		However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.

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	Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].		Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].

	Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote, "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!"<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>		Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote: "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!"<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>

	However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.		However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.

Hurtful Truth Level at 10:59, 18 August 2024

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	~~{{Articleofthenow}}~~

	{{quote\|[[Mary Lee Walsh\|That *&^%$]] SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".}}		{{quote\|[[Mary Lee Walsh\|That *&^%$]] SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".}}

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	Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.		Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.

	Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the [[CWCipedia]]. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20111128031730/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Construction_of_the_PVCCitizens_Building]</ref>		Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the [[CWCipedia]]. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20111128031730/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Construction_of_the_PVCCitizens_Building</ref>
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	===Mecha-Jerkops===		===Mecha-Jerkops===
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	Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].		Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget\|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law\|law]].

	Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge."		Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote, "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!"<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>

	However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.		However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.
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	==References==		{{References}}
	~~<references/>~~

	==See also==		==See also==
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	{{Sonichu}}		{{Sonichu}}
			{{Articleofthenow}}

	[[Category: Villains]]		[[Category: Villains]]
	[[Category:Things Chris hates]]		[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Police? */

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Police?

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	However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.		However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest\|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality\|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.

	That being said, in late [[May 2024]] when he caught a [[Kiwi Farms]] user's car approaching his house on security camera, he threatened to report any future stalkers to the authorities using footage as proof<ref>May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera</ref>. [[Chris and his ego\|You need not guess why he would suddenly decide the law isn't all villainous.]]		That being said, in late [[May 2024]] when he caught a [[Kiwi Farms]] user's car approaching his house on security camera, he threatened to report any future stalkers to the authorities using footage as proof.<ref>May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera</ref> [[Chris and his ego\|You need not guess why he would suddenly decide the law isn't all villainous.]]

	==Police in ''Sonichu''==		==Police in ''Sonichu''==

WarnerBro: /* Weaknesses */

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	[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]		[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG\|center\|thumb\|300px\|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
	As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter\|a good kick]] in the balls, or as Chris calls it, the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.		As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter\|a good kick]] in the balls, or [[CWC-isms\|as Chris calls it]], the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.

	==Creation of a Jerkop==		==Creation of a Jerkop==
	[[File:CrowdofJerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200\|What Chris sees every time he steps in the mall.]]		[[File:CrowdofJerkops.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200\|What Chris sees every time he steps in the mall.]]

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	[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]		[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg\|thumb\|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]

	While a common misconception holds that Chris essentially delivered a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarified in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that ~~[[Niggos\|~~brown]] (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops was a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically put the police on a pedestal.		While a common misconception holds that Chris essentially delivered a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarified in [[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu ''#5]] that brown (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content\|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops was a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically put the police on a pedestal.

	That said, Chris held a very narrow definition of a "true" police officer. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again pointed out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seemed to be a major sticking point for Chris. [[Chris and reality\|As far as he was concerned]], [[Chris and fashion\|the color of a cop's uniform]] provided the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms (or plain clothes when undercover) whether Chris approves or not. Brown is also a popular choice for county police and sheriff's deputies' uniforms (i.e. those serving Greene County), while blue is more common in the cities.		That said, Chris held a very narrow definition of a "true" police officer. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again pointed out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seemed to be a major sticking point for Chris. [[Chris and reality\|As far as he was concerned]], [[Chris and fashion\|the color of a cop's uniform]] provided the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms (or plain clothes when undercover) whether Chris approves or not. Brown is also a popular choice for county police and sheriff's deputies' uniforms (i.e. those serving Greene County), while blue is more common in the cities.