Johan - Revision history

PsychoNerd054 at 13:36, 6 September 2025

2025-09-06T13:36:30Z

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	{{quote\|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207\|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!\|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}		{{quote\|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207\|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!\|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

	{{~~infobox~~		{{Infobox Person
	\| title = Johan		\|title = Johan
	\| image = ~~[[File:~~Johnathan.png~~\|250px\|center]]~~		\|image = Johnathan.png
	\|~~header1 = Information~~		\|name = Johan
	~~\|label1~~ ~~= Name~~		\|gender = {{gender\|gender = male}}
	~~\|data1~~ = Johan		\|nationality = Possibly [[Anne Boleyn\|English]]
	\|~~label4 = Gender~~		\|race = White
	~~\|data4~~ = ~~[[MALE]]~~		\|occupation = Ex-[[Homos\|gay]] porn star<br>Sperm donor
	\|~~label5~~ = ~~Nationality~~		\|saga = {{saga\|lady\|cn}}
	\|~~data5~~ = Possibly [[Anne Boleyn\|English]]
	\|~~label6 = [[Chris and~~ race~~\|Race]]~~
	~~\|data6~~ = White
	\|~~label7 = Occupation~~
	~~\|data7~~ = Ex-[[Homos\|gay]] porn star<br>Sperm donor
	}}		}}

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2025-09-06T09:03:59Z

naught's claim is both incomprehensible and is also offtopic

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	Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.		Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

	In [[2019]], members of the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] [[Discord]] server convinced [[Joseph Draft]], a documentarian, that [[Watchman]] [[Naught]] was Johan. The reason why they did this was never revealed. This led to a four hour conversation between Joseph and Naught where the former ended up face-doxing himself<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>.

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PsychoNerd054 at 18:30, 19 July 2025

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Amanitie at 18:20, 4 September 2024

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	\|data1 = Johan		\|data1 = Johan
	\|label4 = Gender		\|label4 = Gender
	\|data4 = ~~Male~~		\|data4 = [[MALE]]
	\|label5 = Nationality		\|label5 = Nationality
	\|data5 = Possibly [[Anne Boleyn\|English]]		\|data5 = Possibly [[Anne Boleyn\|English]]
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	'''Johan the Bully''' was a former [[gay]] porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.		'''Johan the Bully''' was a former [[gay]] porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which [[Chris]] insinuates is AIDS). He was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

	Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.		Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

	Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway. Johan has remained completely silent, however.		Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess, with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway. Johan has remained completely silent, however.

	While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi\|unnamed Asian slut]] (who also happened to be [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|the same type]] that Chris made love to earlier) only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent [[duck]]. This showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>		While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi\|unnamed Asian slut]] (who also happened to be [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|the same type]] that Chris made love to earlier) only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent [[duck]]. This showed in the polls, putting Johan at a 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>

	Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.		Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

Cereally at 01:42, 4 December 2023

2023-12-04T01:42:34Z

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	~~First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named~~ Johan~~]],~~ a former [[gay]] porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.		'''Johan the Bully''' was a former [[gay]] porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

	Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.		Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

JinkiesJanke at 20:22, 3 December 2023

2023-12-03T20:22:08Z

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	Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.		Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

	In [[2019]], members of the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] [[Discord]] server convinced [[Joseph Draft]], a documentarian, that [[Watchman]] [[Naught]] was Johan. The reason why they did this was never revealed. This led to a four hour conversation between Joseph and Naught where the former ended up face-~~doxxing~~ himself<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>.		In [[2019]], members of the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] [[Discord]] server convinced [[Joseph Draft]], a documentarian, that [[Watchman]] [[Naught]] was Johan. The reason why they did this was never revealed. This led to a four hour conversation between Joseph and Naught where the former ended up face-doxing himself<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>.

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Cereally at 09:32, 29 July 2023

2023-07-29T09:32:38Z

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	Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.		Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

			In [[2019]], members of the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] [[Discord]] server convinced [[Joseph Draft]], a documentarian, that [[Watchman]] [[Naught]] was Johan. The reason why they did this was never revealed. This led to a four hour conversation between Joseph and Naught where the former ended up face-doxxing himself<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>.

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Cereally at 06:39, 3 July 2023

2023-07-03T06:39:21Z

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	==References==		==References==
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Hurtful Truth Level at 16:34, 21 March 2021

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	==External links==		==External links==
	* Sextape mirror https://~~goblinrefuge~~.com/~~mediagoblin~~/u/~~lekeksz/m/johan-sextape~~/ (NSFW)		* Sextape mirror https://www.mediafire.com/file/xzcclpdwzbbuyf0/ekppsw.mp4/file (NSFW)

	==References==		==References==

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External links

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	==External links==		==External links==
	* Sextape https://track3.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 (NSFW)		* Sextape mirror https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/johan-sextape/ (NSFW)
	* Sextape mirror https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/johan-sextape/

	==References==		==References==