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Master: /* Burn your house down (35:20-37:50) */

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Burn your house down (35:20-37:50)

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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Well, I don't— I told you, I can't— I could not find any matches at this time.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Well, I don't— I told you, I can't— I could not find any matches at this time.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, you didn't tell me, and I don't give a shit. You're not the one making the— Go to the store and get some matches then.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, you didn't tell me, and I don't give a shit. You're not the one making the— Go to the store and get some matches then.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Anyway, I've got something for ya. [''sings''] "I'm a little piggy, here's my snout—"		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Anyway, I've got something for ya. [''sings''] [[South Park\|"I'm a little piggy, here's my snout—"]]
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No! Shut up, just shut up, just shut the fuck up! [''laughs''] Shut the fuck up! Shut the FUCK up! I have a good idea: burn your house down.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No! Shut up, just shut up, just shut the fuck up! [''laughs''] Shut the fuck up! Shut the FUCK up! I have a good idea: burn your house down.
	<br>'''Troll:''' Goddammit, you idiot!		<br>'''Troll:''' Goddammit, you idiot!

Hurtful Truth Level: must be noted that BlueSpike demanded he hold the medallion while burning it

2025-06-03T22:20:51Z

must be noted that BlueSpike demanded he hold the medallion while burning it

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	* BlueSpike, posing as Max, tauntingly greets a grumpy Chris. He asks Chris why he's "down in the dumps", which he explains it's because "Max" is holding his hacked PSN and Yahoo! accounts ransom. Max says Chris can either choose between having his account back or being with Julie.		* BlueSpike, posing as Max, tauntingly greets a grumpy Chris. He asks Chris why he's "down in the dumps", which he explains it's because "Max" is holding his hacked PSN and Yahoo! accounts ransom. Max says Chris can either choose between having his account back or being with Julie.
	* Blue repeatedly riles Chris up by insulting and taunting him, and threatening to sell his PSN on eBay and give all the proceeds to 4chan and ED.		* Blue repeatedly riles Chris up by insulting and taunting him, and threatening to sell his PSN on eBay and give all the proceeds to 4chan and ED.
	* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns and [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on ~~the medallion~~, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.		* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns the medallion while holding it and then [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on it, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.
	* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.		* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.
	* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion, and in a psychopathic way [[A-Logging\|screams he wants to see Chris ~~actually get hurt~~]]. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.		* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion while holding it, and in a psychopathic way [[A-Logging\|screams he wants to see Chris lose a finger from the burn]]. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.
	* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put.		* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put.
	* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in him repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.		* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in him repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.

WarnerBro: /* Summary */

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Summary

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* It should be noted that [[Clyde Cash]] and several other [[trolls]] were monitoring the entire Mumble conversation. Needless to say, even they were disgusted and horrified at how far BlueSpike took it. Because of this, the following day, [[BlueSpike#Reaction\|an explosive troll war took place on ED ~~because of~~ BlueSpike's actions]].		* It should be noted that [[Clyde Cash]] and several other [[trolls]] were monitoring the entire Mumble conversation. Needless to say, even they were disgusted and horrified at how far BlueSpike took it. Because of this, the following day, [[BlueSpike#Reaction\|an explosive troll war took place on ED due to controversy over BlueSpike's actions]].
	* BlueSpike, posing as Max, tauntingly greets a grumpy Chris. He asks Chris why he's "down in the dumps", which he explains it's because "Max" is holding his hacked PSN and Yahoo! accounts ransom. Max says Chris can either choose between having his account back or being with Julie.		* BlueSpike, posing as Max, tauntingly greets a grumpy Chris. He asks Chris why he's "down in the dumps", which he explains it's because "Max" is holding his hacked PSN and Yahoo! accounts ransom. Max says Chris can either choose between having his account back or being with Julie.
	* Blue repeatedly riles Chris up by insulting and taunting him, and threatening to sell his PSN on eBay and give all the proceeds to 4chan and ED.		* Blue repeatedly riles Chris up by insulting and taunting him, and threatening to sell his PSN on eBay and give all the proceeds to 4chan and ED.

FromtheWordsofBR at 21:45, 2 May 2024

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WarnerBro: /* Losing the Plot (20:40-22:03) */

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Losing the Plot (20:40-22:03)

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	<font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Yeah, whatever, just burn your medallion. But you have to be holding it while you burn it. No, put the medallion right there, where I can see it.		<font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Yeah, whatever, just burn your medallion. But you have to be holding it while you burn it. No, put the medallion right there, where I can see it.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pissed off''] I gotta get a match or something.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pissed off''] I gotta get a match or something.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. [''screaming''] [[A-Logging\|I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!!]] Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. [''pause''] How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? [''long pause''] Hey, Chris? [''still silence''] Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the medallion or shove it up your butt: make your choice. [''silence''] Ah, interrogating autistics, it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy. [''long pause''] Christian, if you don't answer me within the next 5 seconds, I am putting it on eBay and not sending Julie over. [''silence''] 5...4...3...2...1. Alright there, I guess...hey, Julie, you're not gettin' the money, because Chris won't answer me. [''the worst girl voice ever''] Oh no! [''normal voice''] Christian Weston Chandler, listen to me. Listen to me, you fat fucking autistic! Before I bust a fucking cap...or something. [''silence''] [[Jerk]]. I mean, you ''are'' a jerk.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. [''screaming''] [[A-Logging\|I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!!]] Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. [''pause''] How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? [''long pause''] Hey, Chris? [''still silence''] Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the medallion or shove it up your butt: make your choice. [''silence''] Ah, interrogating autistics, it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy. [''long pause''] Christian, if you don't answer me within the next 5 seconds, I am putting it on eBay and not sending Julie over. [''silence''] 5...4...3...2...1. Alright there, I guess...hey, Julie, you're not gettin' the money, because Chris won't answer me. [''the worst girl voice ever''] Oh no! [''normal voice''] Christian Weston Chandler, listen to me. Listen to me, you fat fucking autistic! Before I bust a fucking cap...or something. [''silence''] [[JERKS\|Jerk]]. I mean, you ''are'' a jerk.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''rustling'']		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''rustling'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 07:09, 2 September 2023

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	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Hey, Chris, while you shove it up your ass, scream "Zappin' to the extreme!", okay? You have to do this, or I won't send Julie over, okay? I wanna see you shove it up there, and while you do it, say "Zappin' to the extreme!" I want you to shove every piece in there.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Hey, Chris, while you shove it up your ass, scream "Zappin' to the extreme!", okay? You have to do this, or I won't send Julie over, okay? I wanna see you shove it up there, and while you do it, say "Zappin' to the extreme!" I want you to shove every piece in there.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> [''singing''] I see a ~~[''unintelligible'']~~ of a man. It's a fat manchild, do-do-doo. [''laughing''] Come on, hurry up. Oh, God, it's all up in my face, get it out. Please. Chris, are you really gonna do this, seriously?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> [''singing''] I can see a little silhouetto of a man. It's a fat manchild, do-do-doo. [''laughing''] Come on, hurry up. Oh, God, it's all up in my face, get it out. Please. Chris, are you really gonna do this, seriously?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Oh, goddammit. Oh, goddammit! Oh, I see brown stains! Did you crap your pants, really?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Oh, goddammit. Oh, goddammit! Oh, I see brown stains! Did you crap your pants, really?

KingClark at 02:00, 6 July 2023

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	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> I already downloaded them, numbnuts!		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> I already downloaded them, numbnuts!
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> How many gigabytes does your [[PlayStation 3]] have?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> How many gigabytes does your [[PlayStation 3]] have?
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What? I think it's like an 80-gigabyte; i-it came with ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', so...		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What? I think it's like an 80-gigabyte; i-it came with ''[[Metal Gear\|Metal Gear Solid]]'', so...
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''self-satisfied sigh''] For all the games I have on my PSN account, it's gonna require more than 80 gigabytes, [[Adult Swim#King of the Hill\|I'll tell you what]].		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''self-satisfied sigh''] For all the games I have on my PSN account, it's gonna require more than 80 gigabytes, [[Adult Swim#King of the Hill\|I'll tell you what]].
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Whatever, I'm gonna sell it anyway, I have everything that I want.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Whatever, I'm gonna sell it anyway, I have everything that I want.
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	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> And I'll put it on eBay.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> And I'll put it on eBay.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> —leave it alone. No.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> —leave it alone. No.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, I'm gonna put it on eBay. Actually, I'm going to give it to ~~[[Wikipedia:~~List of characters in the Metal Gear series#Liquid Snake\|Liquid Snake]]. I'm going to give it to Liquid Snake, and he's going to defile your name.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, I'm gonna put it on eBay. Actually, I'm going to give it to {{w\|List of characters in the Metal Gear series#Liquid Snake\|Liquid Snake}}. I'm going to give it to Liquid Snake, and he's going to defile your name.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, leave it off. No, no. No!		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, leave it off. No, no. No!
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> I'm going to give it to 4chan, how about that?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> I'm going to give it to 4chan, how about that?

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Video */

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Video

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	* Blue and the others reflect on what they did to Chris. After a while of them chattering over each other, a female troll asks if she can stop recording the Mumble, and after they give her the green light, does so.		* Blue and the others reflect on what they did to Chris. After a while of them chattering over each other, a female troll asks if she can stop recording the Mumble, and after they give her the green light, does so.

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KingClark at 21:19, 30 June 2022

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	{{quote\|[I'd] swap the OG Sonichu [[Medallion]], as well as the second one that fell to the manipulation of BlueSpike, with duplicates, so then the OG one would stay on as the fully-upgraded medallion that would be worn today.\|Chris 11 years later, on what he would have done differently when BlueSpike asked him to shove the medallion up his ass.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 6]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|[I'd] swap the OG Sonichu [[Medallion]], as well as the second one that fell to the manipulation of BlueSpike, with duplicates, so then the OG one would stay on as the fully-upgraded medallion that would be worn today.\|Chris 11 years later, on what he would have done differently when BlueSpike asked him to shove the medallion up his ass.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 6]]</ref>}}

	'''Julie Reveals Herself''' is a [[Mumble]] chat that occurred on 3 [[March 2009]], and is easily one of the most infamous events of [[trolling]] in ~~the~~ [[~~CWC~~]]~~hronology~~. In this chat, [[Chris]] is basically locked up in an hour-long torture session with [[BlueSpike]], who poses as [[Julie]]'s fake brother, Max. After being deceived by him [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel\|earlier in the day]], Chris crosses paths with him one last time later that night. Max continued his onslaught on the manchild; he threatened to sell Chris's [[PlayStation Network]] account on [[eBay]] several times, going so far to even allow all the proceeds to go directly to [[4chan]] as well as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. He also threatened to send [[Julie]] back to Europe, forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] as the new Mayor of [[CWCville]], and have Chris imprisoned. But the icing on the [[Cakefarts\|cake]] was when Max made Chris cut up his precious [[medallion]] and shove it up his ass. After all was said and done, Max kept true to his promise and let Julie talk to Chris. Little did Chris know that Julie had a [[Pickle\|little surprise]] for him...		'''Julie Reveals Herself''' is a [[Mumble]] chat that occurred on 3 [[March 2009]], and is easily one of the most infamous events of [[trolling]] in [[Christory]]. In this chat, [[Chris]] is basically locked up in an hour-long torture session with [[BlueSpike]], who poses as [[Julie]]'s fake brother, Max. After being deceived by him [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel\|earlier in the day]], Chris crosses paths with him one last time later that night. Max continued his onslaught on the manchild; he threatened to sell Chris's [[PlayStation Network]] account on [[eBay]] several times, going so far to even allow all the proceeds to go directly to [[4chan]] as well as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. He also threatened to send [[Julie]] back to Europe, forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] as the new Mayor of [[CWCville]], and have Chris imprisoned. But the icing on the [[Cakefarts\|cake]] was when Max made Chris cut up his precious [[medallion]] and shove it up his ass. After all was said and done, Max kept true to his promise and let Julie talk to Chris. Little did Chris know that Julie had a [[Pickle\|little surprise]] for him...

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	* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns and [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on the medallion, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.		* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns and [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on the medallion, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.
	* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.		* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.
	* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion, and in a ~~rather sociopathic~~ way screams he wants to see Chris actually get hurt. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.		* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion, and in a psychopathic way screams he wants to see Chris actually get hurt. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.
	* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put		* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put.
	* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in ~~his~~ repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.		* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in him repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.
	* Chris finally gets to talk to Julie. She reveals to him she is nothing more than Max/BlueSpike in disguise, telling him that all this time, Chris had been engaging in cybersex with a 13-year-old boy, who had been talking in pretty much his normal voice while pretending to be a girl. This doesn't quite get the reaction Blue expected from Chris; while Chris was certainly disappointed and tried to say he wasn't aware of Max's age, he seems to be apathetic towards what happened, seeing as this wasn't the first (and definitely ''not'' the last) time Chris was tricked into being in a relationship with a fake woman.		* Chris finally gets to talk to Julie. She reveals to him she is nothing more than Max/BlueSpike in disguise, telling him that all this time, Chris had been engaging in cybersex with a 13-year-old boy, who had been talking in pretty much his normal voice while pretending to be a girl. This doesn't quite get the reaction Blue expected from Chris; while Chris was certainly disappointed and tried to say he wasn't aware of Max's age, he seems to be apathetic towards what happened, seeing as this wasn't the first (and definitely ''not'' the last) time Chris was tricked into being in a relationship with a fake woman.
	* Blue tells Chris to send him the video footage of him shoving the medallion up his ass. Chris reveals he lied and didn't videotape anything when that happened, refusing to do it all over again. In response, Blue gets Clyde to come out and talk to Chris. Clyde, already quite disgusted with the whole ordeal, simply decides to tell Chris in a straightforward manner that there are no actual fans of ''Sonichu'', that there is far more to life than his [[PS3]], and that he needs to spend more time going out socializing instead of sitting on his ass all day indoors playing [[vidya]]. A nonplussed Chris pretty much ignores this, and leaves the call.		* Blue tells Chris to send him the video footage of him shoving the medallion up his ass. Chris reveals he lied and didn't videotape anything when that happened, refusing to do it all over again. In response, Blue gets Clyde to come out and talk to Chris. Clyde, already quite disgusted with the whole ordeal, simply decides to tell Chris in a straightforward manner that there are no actual fans of ''Sonichu'', that there is far more to life than his [[PS3]], and that he needs to spend more time going out socializing instead of sitting on his ass all day indoors playing [[vidya]]. A nonplussed Chris pretty much ignores this, and leaves the call.

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	* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns and [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on the medallion, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.		* After making him dance for his personal lulz, Blue tells Chris to put on his [[medallion]]. He says he will give him his PSN account if he burns and [[Mass debating\|jizzes]] on the medallion, but at the same time he can't have Julie. If Chris doesn't comply, then Max will send Julie back to Europe. Chris hesitates, not only because he doesn't have anything to light up the medallion, but because he (of all people) doesn't know what "jizz" means.
	* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.		* Blue goads Chris into declaring [[Billy Mays]] as the new mayor of CWCville, and that Chris will be thrown in jail, "where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris infamously says "[[niggos]]" instead of the N word. Blue has him say the word anyway, and he gets the "hang" of it before Blue makes him stop.
	* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion, and in a psychopathic way screams he wants to see Chris actually get hurt. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.		* Blue orders him again to jizz on the medallion, explaining to him it requires [[mass debating]]. Chris says he can't get a hard-on while under [[stress]], so Blue orders him to burn the medallion, and in a psychopathic way [[A-Logging\|screams he wants to see Chris actually get hurt]]. Chris goes quiet for a good while. Blue then says he can either choose to burn the medallion, or cut it up into pieces and shove it up his ass. Chris takes the latter choice.
	* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put.		* While Chris prepares to cut his medallion, Blue taunts him by saying he's bringing over a black friend of his to come watch Chris, requesting him to record and take pictures of himself. Chris ''actually goes through with his demands'', much to the delight of Blue, and the audible disgust of the other trolls; he gets so stressed that his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal leakage]] kicks in. The trolls repeatedly tell Blue to stop. Ignoring them at first while continuing to mock Chris, Blue eventually tells Chris he can stop trying to put the pieces in his ass. He attempts to leave to wash his shit-covered hands, but Blue tells him to stay put.
	* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in him repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.		* Blue wonders what else he can make Chris do, much to the other trolls' annoyance. This culminates in him repeatedly demanding that Chris burn down [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]], seriously alarming the other trolls, but fortunately Chris refuses point-blank to do this. Blue decides to have Chris get on Mumble to let him talk to "Julie". Chris spends over ten literal minutes trying to get a microphone working and logging onto Mumble, but eventually succeeds.
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	<font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What are you going to do? Mope? Why don't you show some fucking anger like a man, you fucking pussy? Come on. No, no. "But" nothing, you're a bitch.		<font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What are you going to do? Mope? Why don't you show some fucking anger like a man, you fucking pussy? Come on. No, no. "But" nothing, you're a bitch.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No...		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No...
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, sit right there, like a bitch. You stink like a bitch, you have the boobs of a bitch, and you look like a bitch. And I bet you don't even have a dick down there. You ''are'' a bitch. You've got a big old set of...ovaries...NO!!! NO, NO!!! DON'T!!! OK. OK. OK. You have a dick, you have a dick! Don't fucking SHOW me, you [[Pedofork\|pedofffork]]. What the fuck is wrong with you, trying to show me that? Look, I can report you to the cops right now for illegal, indecent exposure or some shit. I don't know. DON'T EVEN...		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, sit right there, like a bitch. You stink like a bitch, you have the boobs of a bitch, and you look like a bitch. And I bet you don't even have a dick down there. You ''are'' a bitch. You've got a big old set of...ovaries... [''Chris presumably starts taking off his pants''] NO!!! NO, NO!!! DON'T!!! OK. OK. OK. You have a dick, you have a dick! Don't fucking SHOW me, you [[Pedofork\|pedofffork]]. What the fuck is wrong with you, trying to show me that? Look, I can report you to the cops right now for illegal, indecent exposure or some shit. I don't know. DON'T EVEN...
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing was actu--		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing was actu--
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Don't...		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Don't...
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	Just— Just hurry up, please, just don't make me watch this for too long, please. [''laughing''] [[Family Guy\|Insert Rod A into Slot B.]] Do it! Come on. More. More. More. More. More. [''laughing''] More. More. More. As far as you possibly can. More.		Just— Just hurry up, please, just don't make me watch this for too long, please. [''laughing''] [[Family Guy\|Insert Rod A into Slot B.]] Do it! Come on. More. More. More. More. More. [''laughing''] More. More. More. As far as you possibly can. More.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> More. More. More. More. Until I can't see it. More. Shove it up. Shove it up, up, up, up, up, up! More! More! MORE!!! Yes, yes. Please! Please, do continue. Oh, I can't wait to see how brown it is when you take it out. Chris! Is your hand stuck!?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> More. More. More. More. Until I can't see it. More. Shove it up. Shove it up, up, up, up, up, ''up!'' More! ''More!'' '''''MORE!!!''''' Yes, yes. Please! Please, do continue. Oh, I can't wait to see how brown it is when you take it out. Chris! Is your hand stuck!?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''groan''] I'm tired.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''groan''] I'm tired.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, keep going, you're not gonna fuckin' chicken out.		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> No, keep going, you're not gonna fuckin' chicken out.
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh, then long silence''] Working on this.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh, then long silence''] Working on this.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What's on the [[TV]], Chris?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> What's on the [[TV]], Chris?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've just turned it on to the [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network\|Cartoon Network]], whatever the heck's on now, not gonna watch it, anyway. [''At 41:31, you can hear what vaguely sounds like "[[wikipedia:Have I Told You Lately\|Have I Told You Lately]]" by [[I Gotta Make My Move\|Rod Stewart]], likely due to him turning his radio on''] Alright, I'm tryin' for you— Tryin' to make this work. [''heavy sigh, then more silence''] Walter Grisby, do... I'm testing— I'm trying to test the mike. I'm testing the mike, I got it plugged in.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've just turned it on to the [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network\|Cartoon Network]], whatever the heck's on now, not gonna watch it, anyway. [''At 41:31, you can hear what vaguely sounds like "[[wikipedia:Have I Told You Lately\|Have I Told You Lately]]" by [[I Gotta Make My Move\|Rod Stewart]], likely due to him turning his radio on''] Alright, I'm tryin' for you— Tryin' to make this work. [''heavy sigh, then more silence''] [[Walter Grisby]], do... I'm testing— I'm trying to test the mike. I'm testing the mike, I got it plugged in.
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Does it work?		<br><font color="#D44942">'''Max:'''</font> Does it work?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''snippy''] I'm working on making it work! It's waiting to find hardware. It's waiting to find software for this hardware.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''snippy''] I'm working on making it work! It's waiting to find hardware. It's waiting to find software for this hardware.
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	<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hi.		<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Hi.
	<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Hey!		<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Hey!
	<br><font color="#~~D44942~~">'''~~BlueSpike~~:'''</font> Hey.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey.
	<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Um, Chris...		<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> Um, Chris...
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Julie?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Julie?
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.
	<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> This whole time, Chris... You've been...		<br><font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie:'''</font> This whole time, Chris... You've been...
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> ...~~Having~~ sex with a 13-year-old boy, you sick fuck!		<br><font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> ...having sex with a 13-year-old boy, you sick fuck!
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?
	<br><font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Yeah. I'm a 13-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin' data to [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen\|Chris Hansen]], you fuckin' pedofork, so you better get the fuck out now—		<br><font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Yeah. I'm a 13-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin' data to [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen\|Chris Hansen]], you fuckin' pedofork, so you better get the fuck out now—