KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special - Revision history

Master at 08:36, 16 March 2026

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	\| next = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_4:_#6_and_#5]]		\| previous = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_2:_#9_and_#8\|KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special Part 2: #9 and #8]]
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	\| next = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_6:_#3]]		\| previous = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_4:_#6_and_#5\|KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special Part 4: #6 and #5]]
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	\| next = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_8:_#1]]		\| previous = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_6:_#3\|KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special Part 6: #3]]
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			\| previous = [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part_7:_#2\|KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special Part 7: #2]]
	\| next = [[CWC Update 12 August 2009]]		\| next = [[CWC Update 12 August 2009]]
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Master at 08:27, 16 March 2026

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FromtheWordsofBR at 06:47, 16 March 2026

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The amazing owen at 22:57, 25 August 2019

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Merchman: /* That bandanna is issued to all cubscouts at their second rank and knowing Chris that is the one he was given at age 7 and has since held onto it, similar to his class ring */

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That bandanna is issued to all cubscouts at their second rank and knowing Chris that is the one he was given at age 7 and has since held onto it, similar to his class ring

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	[''[[Wikipedia:Tearin' Up My Heart\|Tearin' Up My Heart]]" by *NSYNC plays in horrendously low quality. Throughout the song, an image of a brown Sonichu is held in front of the camera. This brown Sonichu was revealed to be the comic counterpart of [[Liquid Chris]] on 17 [[November 2009]]'']		[''[[Wikipedia:Tearin' Up My Heart\|Tearin' Up My Heart]]" by *NSYNC plays in horrendously low quality. Throughout the song, an image of a brown Sonichu is held in front of the camera. This brown Sonichu was revealed to be the comic counterpart of [[Liquid Chris]] on 17 [[November 2009]]'']

	[''Jump cut to Chris sitting on his bed, wearing a blue vest and what ~~appears to be a Cub Scouts~~ bandanna. He turns to face the camera.'']		[''Jump cut to Chris sitting on his bed, wearing a blue vest and what is presumably his original Wolf Scout bandanna he has held onto since he was around 7. He turns to face the camera.'']

	Peace out and how! Just coming to you live from my bedroom on station KCWC. Yeah, and quit tearing up our hearts man! Yeah, you're the one that's [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]]. Heh, you in last video. The dog? [''Inhuman falsetto''] THE DAAAA! [''Normal voice''] What the...no, that's--that's just wrong, man. That's just wrong.		Peace out and how! Just coming to you live from my bedroom on station KCWC. Yeah, and quit tearing up our hearts man! Yeah, you're the one that's [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]]. Heh, you in last video. The dog? [''Inhuman falsetto''] THE DAAAA! [''Normal voice''] What the...no, that's--that's just wrong, man. That's just wrong.

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	Ah yes the old extended guitar mix track I had just for the [[Megan\|girl]] ~~[[Lie\|~~I had]] that I love you, but unfortunately lost contact with her, she moved away. Lives in another state. I hope you're still safe and well, Megan.		Ah yes the old extended guitar mix track I had just for the [[Megan\|girl]] I had that I love you, but unfortunately lost contact with her, she moved away. Lives in another state. I hope you're still safe and well, Megan.

	Anyway coming in at number six! A dedication to [[CChanSonichuCWC\|Mr. born with the name Christian W. Chandler]]... but he was not the real deal because... in order to be the real deal you ha-you ahh-you cannot, you cannot be the real deal because I am the real deal, born with the-I was born with the name Christopher. So there. He was not he was born as a Christian W Chandler. Anyway this dedication... anyway... You know him as being the impostor who made me pull out my Parappa Hat, and my shirt that I won from the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Parappa Contest]] back in August 2008. Now! The Dedication goes out to him, and his sweetheart [[Kacey]]. It's a classic from [[Wikipedia:NSYNC\|*NSYNC]], so... [''points at the camera''] quit tearing out my heart, or-and her heart, Christian. Take it away 'N Sync!		Anyway coming in at number six! A dedication to [[CChanSonichuCWC\|Mr. born with the name Christian W. Chandler]]... but he was not the real deal because... in order to be the real deal you ha-you ahh-you cannot, you cannot be the real deal because I am the real deal, born with the-I was born with the name Christopher. So there. He was not he was born as a Christian W Chandler. Anyway this dedication... anyway... You know him as being the impostor who made me pull out my Parappa Hat, and my shirt that I won from the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Parappa Contest]] back in August 2008. Now! The Dedication goes out to him, and his sweetheart [[Kacey]]. It's a classic from [[Wikipedia:NSYNC\|*NSYNC]], so... [''points at the camera''] quit tearing out my heart, or-and her heart, Christian. Take it away 'N Sync!

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Part 1: #10 */

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Part 1: #10

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	[''creepily''] Hello, everyboooody. We just brought the moon over the mountain.		[''creepily''] Hello, everyboooody. We just brought the moon over the mountain.

	[''squeaky''] Hello ma, hello pa. You've brought mature faith. I good like that. Now for a little ice--[''interrupting himself''] quiet.		[''squeaky and nigh-indiscernible''] Hello ma, hello pa. You've brought mature faith. I good like that. Now for a little ice--[''interrupting himself''] quiet.

	[''gay voice''] Dis broadcast is being brought to you by the courtesy of Brighto, in 6 delicious flavors: chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry, and raspberry. [''[[Honor roll\|Yes, that was only five.]]''] WAKOW! It's still raspberry. [[It's UGH!\|Ehhhhh]]. Oh no! [''whooping noise''] Now get quiet or I'll sack you again. [[We're Being Watched\|Are you listening?]] V-v-v-voom, v-v-v-voom. [''drunkenly''] Eh, gedatta here.		[''gay voice''] Dis broadcast is being brought to you by the courtesy of Brighto, in 6 delicious flavors: chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry, and raspberry. [''[[Honor roll\|Yes, that was only five.]]''] WAKOW! It's still raspberry. [[It's UGH!\|Ehhhhh]]. Oh no! [''whooping noise''] Now get quiet or I'll sack you again. [[We're Being Watched\|Are you listening?]] V-v-v-voom, v-v-v-voom. [''drunkenly''] Eh, gedatta here.

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	== Part 1: #10 ==		== Part 1: #10 ==
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Geekboy at 13:06, 5 September 2016

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	The picture shown during the song is a hand-drawn portrait of [[Sarah_Jackson\|Sarah Jackson]]		The picture shown during the song is a hand-drawn portrait of [[Sarah_Jackson\|Sarah Jackson]]

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	==External links==		==External links==
	https://vid.me/cwcreup~~(mirrors of~~ the videos on vid.me)		https://vid.me/cwcreup the videos on vid.me

	==References==		==References==

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	Originally for #10 we were going to do "Drops of Jupiter" from T-uh, from uh..."Drops of Jupiter" from Train, I think it was, for this individual named [[Max\|Max Molvanîa]]. [''Suddenly angry''] But you know what this son of a bitch conned me out of ''Disgaea 3'', ''Street Fighter 4'', and ''Burnout Paradise'' full game, DLC, between those first two games and whatnot, from the PlayStation Network, as stored from me in the first place so [''raspberry''] to him...and also impersonated the [[Julie\|woman that I th-d-thought for a long time the person was]].		Originally for #10 we were going to do "Drops of Jupiter" from T-uh, from uh..."Drops of Jupiter" from Train, I think it was, for this individual named [[Max\|Max Molvanîa]]. [''Suddenly angry''] But you know what this son of a bitch conned me out of ''Disgaea 3'', ''Street Fighter 4'', and ''Burnout Paradise'' full game, DLC, between those first two games and whatnot, from the PlayStation Network, as stored from me in the first place so [''raspberry''] to him...and also impersonated the [[Julie\|woman that I th-d-thought for a long time the person was]].

	Anyway, so instead, we will be doing th-our-for our #10, as for our first inspirational song, we will be doing this dedication for all upcoming young artists of, uh, hand-drawing speculations [''makes gesture in the air''] or handcrafting or whatever. [''Touches medallion''] Handcraft. Anyway. Anyway, we will be doing, this is for, like, you know, for all them, as well as any individuals, within any schools - every single school - who I know gets bullied or tortured nadata, as well as those on the internet who get bullied and tortured by the dang internet bullies and trolls. Dis song is for y'all. It's "[[CWC Dare\|Dare]]" from ~~[[Wikipedia:Stan Bush~~\|Stan Bush]].		Anyway, so instead, we will be doing th-our-for our #10, as for our first inspirational song, we will be doing this dedication for all upcoming young artists of, uh, hand-drawing speculations [''makes gesture in the air''] or handcrafting or whatever. [''Touches medallion''] Handcraft. Anyway. Anyway, we will be doing, this is for, like, you know, for all them, as well as any individuals, within any schools - every single school - who I know gets bullied or tortured nadata, as well as those on the internet who get bullied and tortured by the dang internet bullies and trolls. Dis song is for y'all. It's "[[CWC Dare\|Dare]]" from {{w\|Stan Bush}}.

	[''Jump cut to [[Optimus Prime]] toy as "Dare" plays in bad quality. A black wire is lifted past the screen about halfway through for...no discernible reason. Also, we now see where Chris' glasses get thrown to, which is important'']		[''Jump cut to [[Optimus Prime]] toy as "Dare" plays in bad quality. A black wire is lifted past the screen about halfway through for...no discernible reason. Also, we now see where Chris' glasses get thrown to, which is important'']
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	Anyway, before we move on to song #9, we have to take a brief break...for to let the commercials air. First, the word from our sponsor, the ''I Love Lucy'' show. We love you Lucy O'Ball.		Anyway, before we move on to song #9, we have to take a brief break...for to let the commercials air. First, the word from our sponsor, the ''I Love Lucy'' show. We love you Lucy O'Ball.

	[''Holds up KCWC advertisement again. Talks in a falsetto''] Hello friends, I'm da ~~Vitameatavegimin~~<ref>A reference to the ''I Love Lucy'' episode ''~~[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Does_a_TV_Commercial~~ Lucy Does a TV Commercial]'', Chris's favorite ''I Love Lucy'' episode.</ref> girl. Hey ta, run down lislis. Do you wayla parties? Are you popular? Get ya all da brothels in this little bottle. Vitameatavegimin. Vitameatavegimin contains vitamins, meat, veg-et-ables and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegimin, you can spoon your way to health. Just take one tablespoon full after every meal. It's so tasty too. Mmm, tastes like candy. So why not join the thousands of happy cappy people and get a big bottle full of Vitameatavegimin tomorrow. That's Vita-meata-vegimin.		[''Holds up KCWC advertisement again. Talks in a falsetto''] Hello friends, I'm da [[Vitameatavegamin]]<ref>A reference to the ''[[I Love Lucy]]'' episode ''{{w\|Lucy Does a TV Commercial}}'', Chris's favorite ''I Love Lucy'' episode.</ref> girl. Hey ta, run down lislis. Do you wayla parties? Are you popular? Get ya all da brothels in this little bottle. Vitameatavegimin. Vitameatavegimin contains vitamins, meat, veg-et-ables and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegimin, you can [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!\|spoon your way to health]]. Just take one tablespoon full after every meal. It's so tasty too. Mmm, tastes like candy. So why not join the thousands of happy cappy people and get a big bottle full of Vitameatavegimin tomorrow. That's Vita-meata-vegimin.

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	Anyway, coming in at, uh, #9, we are doing a distance dedication...well, not so distant, 'cause he lives near sa- near the city of Ruckersville or Charlottesville... uh, Dyke, I believe it was. Anyway, we are puttin' out a dedication to Joshua Martinez, followed by one for [[Vanessa Hudgens\|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]]. Hey, don't believe his pictures, all the ladies he has on his iPhone: they're from people's Mysp- spaces that he dun even know, so he's lyin' through his ass and I bet he was lyin' through his ass when-when he told, when, uh, he told me I was talking to Vanessa Hudgens the whole time, uh, even though i-- even though it would have been nice gal-pal and I should have been talkin' to her for REAL, but, but nonetheless, his screenname was used for it every time I talked to supposedly her, if I was him the whole time, whatta dang dirty liar! I don't care if the trolls troll HIM!		Anyway, coming in at, uh, #9, we are doing a distance dedication...well, not so distant, 'cause he lives near sa- near the city of Ruckersville or Charlottesville... uh, Dyke, I believe it was. Anyway, we are puttin' out a dedication to Joshua Martinez, followed by one for [[Vanessa Hudgens\|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]]. Hey, don't believe his pictures, all the ladies he has on his iPhone: they're from people's Mysp- spaces that he dun even know, so he's lyin' through his ass and I bet he was lyin' through his ass when-when he told, when, uh, he told me I was talking to Vanessa Hudgens the whole time, uh, even though i-- even though it would have been nice gal-pal and I should have been talkin' to her for REAL, but, but nonetheless, his screenname was used for it every time I talked to supposedly her, if I was him the whole time, whatta dang dirty liar! I don't care if the trolls troll HIM!

	Anyway, our next song is "~~[[Wikipedia:~~No Tengo Dinero\|No Tengo Dinero]]" from ~~[[Wikipedia:Los Umbrellos~~\|Los Umbrellos]] and, by the way, another lie he told me: I checked. [''pauses''] Vanessa Hudgens was never in Los Umbrellos. So anyway, come in #10, "No Tengo Dinero," followed by, number, I mean, #9 was "No Tengo Dinero", followed by #8, "~~[[Wikipedia:Sneakernight~~\|Sneakernight]]". Thank you, [[Vanessa Hudgens\|Vanessa]], if I had actually been talkin' to you.		Anyway, our next song is "{{w\|No Tengo Dinero (Los Umbrellos song)\|No Tengo Dinero}}" from {{w\|Los Umbrellos}} and, by the way, another lie he told me: I checked. [''pauses''] Vanessa Hudgens was never in Los Umbrellos. So anyway, come in #10, "No Tengo Dinero," followed by, number, I mean, #9 was "No Tengo Dinero", followed by #8, "{{w\|Sneakernight}}". Thank you, [[Vanessa Hudgens\|Vanessa]], if I had actually been talkin' to you.

	[''"No Tengo Dinero" by Los Umbrellos plays, followed by "Sneakernight" by Vanessa Hudgens. Chris has the cover of the Dreamcast title ''Samba De Amigo'' in front of the camera. Video ends just as "Sneakernight" ends. Note that the video linked does not contain these songs due to copyright.'']		[''"No Tengo Dinero" by Los Umbrellos plays, followed by "Sneakernight" by Vanessa Hudgens. Chris has the cover of the Dreamcast title ''Samba De Amigo'' in front of the camera. Video ends just as "Sneakernight" ends. Note that the video linked does not contain these songs due to copyright.'']
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	And you are list' to Everything Station KCWC! That was, uh, shoot, "Sneakernight" from Vanessa Hudgens. Thank--ladies and gentlemen, coming in on #8 I believe it was? Yeah, #8 on the Top 10 Dedications.		And you are list' to Everything Station KCWC! That was, uh, shoot, "Sneakernight" from Vanessa Hudgens. Thank--ladies and gentlemen, coming in on #8 I believe it was? Yeah, #8 on the Top 10 Dedications.

	Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication...to the old gal-pal of mine that I almost had a ra--I had meant to be--I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, [[Megan Schroeder]], her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, ~~[[Wikipedia:Yngwie Malmsteen~~\|Yngwie Malmsteen]]. Take it away, Mr. Malm.		Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication...to the old gal-pal of mine that I almost had a ra--I had meant to be--I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, [[Megan Schroeder]], her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, {{w\|Yngwie Malmsteen}}. Take it away, Mr. Malm.

	[''"[[wikipedia:Eclipse (Yngwie Malmsteen album)\|Making]] [[Hanky-panky\|Love]] (Extended Guitar Mix)" by Yngwie Malmsteen plays, with Megan's original drawing of [[Megagi]] in front of the camera.'']		[''"[[wikipedia:Eclipse (Yngwie Malmsteen album)\|Making]] [[Hanky-panky\|Love]] (Extended Guitar Mix)" by Yngwie Malmsteen plays, with Megan's original drawing of [[Megagi]] in front of the camera.'']
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	Ah yes the old extended guitar mix track I had just for the [[Megan\|girl]] I had that I love you, but unfortunately lost contact with her, she moved away. Lives in another state. I hope you're still safe and well, Megan.		Ah yes the old extended guitar mix track I had just for the [[Megan\|girl]] I had that I love you, but unfortunately lost contact with her, she moved away. Lives in another state. I hope you're still safe and well, Megan.

	Anyway coming in at number six! A dedication to [[CChanSonichuCWC\|Mr. born with the name Christian W. Chandler]]... but he was not the real deal because... in order to be the real deal you ha-you ahh-you cannot, you cannot be the real deal because I am the real deal, born with the-I was born with the name Christopher. So there. He was not he was born as a Christian W Chandler. Anyway this dedication... anyway... You know him as being the impostor who made me pull out my Parappa Hat, and my shirt that I won from the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Parappa Contest]] back in August 2008. Now! The Dedication goes out to him, and his sweetheart [[Kacey]]. It's a classic from ~~[[Wikipedia:NSYNC~~\|*NSYNC]], so... [''points at the camera''] quit tearing out my heart, or-and her heart, Christian. Take it away 'N Sync!		Anyway coming in at number six! A dedication to [[CChanSonichuCWC\|Mr. born with the name Christian W. Chandler]]... but he was not the real deal because... in order to be the real deal you ha-you ahh-you cannot, you cannot be the real deal because I am the real deal, born with the-I was born with the name Christopher. So there. He was not he was born as a Christian W Chandler. Anyway this dedication... anyway... You know him as being the impostor who made me pull out my Parappa Hat, and my shirt that I won from the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|Parappa Contest]] back in August 2008. Now! The Dedication goes out to him, and his sweetheart [[Kacey]]. It's a classic from {{w\|*NSYNC}}, so... [''points at the camera''] quit tearing out my heart, or-and her heart, Christian. Take it away 'N Sync!

	[''~~[[Wikipedia:Tearin' Up My Heart~~\|Tearin' Up My Heart]]" by *NSYNC plays in horrendously low quality. Throughout the song, an image of a brown Sonichu is held in front of the camera. This brown Sonichu was revealed to be the comic counterpart of [[Liquid Chris]] on 17 [[November 2009]]'']		[''"{{w\|Tearin' Up My Heart}}" by *NSYNC plays in horrendously low quality. Throughout the song, an image of a brown Sonichu is held in front of the camera. This brown Sonichu was revealed to be the comic counterpart of [[Liquid Chris]] on 17 [[November 2009]]'']

	[''Jump cut to Chris sitting on his bed, wearing a blue vest and what is presumably his original Wolf Scout bandanna he has held onto since he was around 7. He turns to face the camera.'']		[''Jump cut to Chris sitting on his bed, wearing a blue vest and what is presumably his original Wolf Scout bandanna he has held onto since he was around 7. He turns to face the camera.'']
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	[''Reaches for Sonic CD box on bed''] Anyway coming in at-anyway coming in at number five, oh and also, Neckerchief: I was in the Wolf Scouts. The Wolf Cub Scouts. In the late 1980's Den number four, Red numbers 174. If You find the den mother that ran that-that ran that-that house den thing way back when, tell her Christopher says: [''Suddenly angry''] Hey. Why'd you kick me out? Because I was autistic you were afraid of me? Yeah. But still, hey.		[''Reaches for Sonic CD box on bed''] Anyway coming in at-anyway coming in at number five, oh and also, Neckerchief: I was in the Wolf Scouts. The Wolf Cub Scouts. In the late 1980's Den number four, Red numbers 174. If You find the den mother that ran that-that ran that-that house den thing way back when, tell her Christopher says: [''Suddenly angry''] Hey. Why'd you kick me out? Because I was autistic you were afraid of me? Yeah. But still, hey.

	Anyway, [''Holds up Sonic CD case''] ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Sonic ~~the Hedgehog~~ CD#Music\|Sonic Boom from Pastiche]]! [''pronounced "Past-teach-ee"''] Cuz it's our common link as our hero, even before [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] came around, it was the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit\|American Rabbit]], and that one movie. Anyway, let's get rocking. Oh and also, the Cub Scouts, [''Does a salute of sorts''] that's where I learned to salute like this! So, the further salute... to Christopher. As he still lives on in me. Let's get Boomin'!		Anyway, [''Holds up Sonic CD case''] {{w\|Sonic CD#Music\|Sonic Boom from Pastiche}}! [''pronounced "Past-teach-ee"''] Cuz it's our common link as our hero, even before [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] came around, it was the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit\|American Rabbit]], and that one movie. Anyway, let's get rocking. Oh and also, the Cub Scouts, [''Does a salute of sorts''] that's where I learned to salute like this! So, the further salute... to Christopher. As he still lives on in me. Let's get Boomin'!

	[''The end credits version of "Sonic Boom" by Pastiche plays in the background with terrible audio quality. The Case for Sonic CD is held up to the camera throughout.'']		[''The end credits version of "Sonic Boom" by Pastiche plays in the background with terrible audio quality. The Case for Sonic CD is held up to the camera throughout.'']
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	And, uh also, just another dog-gone note - [''holds up Starscream toy''] OXYSTAR-SCREEA--UH, OXY-StarsSclean: <span style="background:lightgrey">"OxyStarsSclean", AKA Oxycleanfanatic2264</span> Your friend has left you. Now you can go rot with [[Megatron pistol\|Megatron]]! [''throws Starscream toy on the floor''].		And, uh also, just another dog-gone note - [''holds up Starscream toy''] OXYSTAR-SCREEA--UH, OXY-StarsSclean: <span style="background:lightgrey">"OxyStarsSclean", AKA Oxycleanfanatic2264</span> Your friend has left you. Now you can go rot with [[Megatron pistol\|Megatron]]! [''throws Starscream toy on the floor''].

	Anyway, coming in at number 4 on the Top Ten dedication: the heart of mine [''removes glasses''] --m-my heart goes out to... da, fi--the, uh, final --the 3 girls that top that-- that I'll mention, uh, here in this conte-- ah in the ''final four''. Firstly, Ms. Sarah Jackson. (That may be no accident??) she was as ''tough as a bear''. And she was a very good woman. And she was a true friend. Among the gal pals I've talke-- I've made, and talked to on the Internet... [''shrill voice''] UNLIKE [[Blanca\|BLANCA WEISS]] WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A TROOOOLL. Anyway, uh--r, anyway, Rita I know is a family member, i-if y-you are waching this: her hear--y'all smiles, and hers, still has a place in my heart. Just like all my [[Gal_pal\|Gal Pals]]... in my past, and everywhere. Their smiles still have a place in my heart. So, anyway, from the track that she picked out for me just before she passed-- [''Big ol' empty [[sigh]]''] take it away: ~~[[Wikipedia:REO Speedwagon~~\|REO Speedwagon]]...		Anyway, coming in at number 4 on the Top Ten dedication: the heart of mine [''removes glasses''] --m-my heart goes out to... da, fi--the, uh, final --the 3 girls that top that-- that I'll mention, uh, here in this conte-- ah in the ''final four''. Firstly, Ms. Sarah Jackson. (That may be no accident??) she was as ''tough as a bear''. And she was a very good woman. And she was a true friend. Among the gal pals I've talke-- I've made, and talked to on the Internet... [''shrill voice''] UNLIKE [[Blanca\|BLANCA WEISS]] WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A TROOOOLL. Anyway, uh--r, anyway, Rita I know is a family member, i-if y-you are waching this: her hear--y'all smiles, and hers, still has a place in my heart. Just like all my [[Gal_pal\|Gal Pals]]... in my past, and everywhere. Their smiles still have a place in my heart. So, anyway, from the track that she picked out for me just before she passed-- [''Big ol' empty [[sigh]]''] take it away: {{w\|REO Speedwagon}}...

	AND she was also the teacher in the Sex-Ed class in that [[Sonichu_9\|episode]]... I'm sorry, [[Dating_education\|DATING EDUCATION]] class.		AND she was also the teacher in the Sex-Ed class in that [[Sonichu_9\|episode]]... I'm sorry, [[Dating_education\|DATING EDUCATION]] class.

	[''REO Speedwagon takes it away with "~~[[Wikipedia:~~Can't Fight This Feeling~~\|Can't Fight this Feeling]]~~" on KCWC'']		[''REO Speedwagon takes it away with "{{w\|Can't Fight This Feeling}}" on KCWC'']

	== Part 6: #3 ==		== Part 6: #3 ==
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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	[''"[[Holding Out for a Hero]]" by ~~[[Wikipedia:Bonnie Tyler~~\|Bonnie Tyler]] plays. A picture of Chris and Ivy from [[Sonichu Special 1]] is in front of the camera.'']		[''"[[Holding Out for a Hero]]" by {{w\|Bonnie Tyler}} plays. A picture of Chris and Ivy from [[Sonichu Special 1]] is in front of the camera.'']

	[''Picture disappears, leaving us looking at Chris's face with his eyes bulging out''] Ahhh, yes. Coming in at #2, that was Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero", dedicated to my sweetest [[Ivy\|Ivy O'Neil]]. It was a fool of my father, tricked me into believing him, and my detective not finding her father in any of the police records. Shoot. [''sighs''] My heart still, has a place for your smile, Ivy. Please come back. But, you know, I'll move on, still, but, you know, it'd be nice if you'd come back one day.		[''Picture disappears, leaving us looking at Chris's face with his eyes bulging out''] Ahhh, yes. Coming in at #2, that was Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero", dedicated to my sweetest [[Ivy\|Ivy O'Neil]]. It was a fool of my father, tricked me into believing him, and my detective not finding her father in any of the police records. Shoot. [''sighs''] My heart still, has a place for your smile, Ivy. Please come back. But, you know, I'll move on, still, but, you know, it'd be nice if you'd come back one day.