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	~~28 [[August 2009]]~~		{{quote\|In other cultures, you would not survive.\|Kacey}}

	~~{{quote~~\|~~In other cultures~~, ~~you would not survive~~.\|Kacey}}		'''Kacey Call 4''' was the fourth [[Kacey calls\|phone call]] with [[Kacey]], which took place on 28 [[August 2009]]. The call took place weeks after [[Kacey Call 3\|Kacey found out Chris was impersonating]] [[Liquid Chris\|her boyfriend]], but they seem to have reconciled in the meantime as they are on friendlier terms in this call.

	==Summary==		==Summary==
	*Chris begins the call by asking ~~[[Kacey]]~~ if she has an STD.		* Chris asks Kacey a series of questions to get to know her better. He begins the call by asking her if she has an STD.
	*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation. Chris ~~is jealous~~.		* Kacey says she received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, much to the [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|jealousy]] of Chris.
	*Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues.		* Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues.
	*Kacey asks Chris about things she found on ~~the~~ [[ED]] page.		* Kacey asks Chris about things she found on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. She notes that it's odd for Chris to have such a hateboner for [[Homos\|gay people]], but at the same time drink his own [[cum]]. She's also concerned about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fecal incontinence]]. Chris proclaims he totally doesn't drink his navy anymore, he definitely doesn't shit himself anymore, and he certainly isn't gullible anymore.
	*Chris ~~totally doesn't~~ drink [[cum]] anymore, he definitely doesn't shit himself anymore, and he certainly isn't gullible anymore.		* Chris lies and says the last time he shat himself was three years ago, despite evidence to the contrary.
	*Chris lies and says the last time he shat himself was ~~THREE YEARS AGO~~.		* Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking [[video game]] accounts, inadvertently shocking Kacey by revealing he's spent $2000 on games.
	*Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking [[video game]] accounts.		* Chris whines that he only gets $200 out of his $800 a month, and spends $150 on video games. He states he used credit cards to buy games, while his parents pay the bills.
	*Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games.		* Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then the stress happened".
	*Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened."		* Chris doesn't know why he got a [[CADD]] degree, as he is "more comfortable with drawing da [[comics]] than with da buildings and da computers."
	*Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills.		* Chris is sending printed-out ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse, thinking they will hire him because he's "very popular."
	*Chris doesn't know why he got a [[CADD]] degree, "~~I feel~~ more comfortable with drawing da [[comics]] than with da buildings and da computers."		* Chris blames [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for all of his problems. This bothers Kacey, noting he apparently forgave her, and that her stopping his girlfriend search shouldn't mean he can't go on with his life.
	*Chris is sending printed-out [[Sonichu]] comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse~~; thinks~~ they will hire him because he's "very popular."		* Chris claims to be capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry.
	*[[Mary Lee Walsh]] ~~caused~~ all of his problems.		* Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term."
	*Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry.		* Kacey says ''Sonichu'' is fanfiction. Chris says it's parody.
	*Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term."		* Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week. Kacey wants him to work 20; eventually, he says okay to shut her up.
	*Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction. Chris says it's parody.		* Kacey tells him not to wear his [[medallion]] to the [[job]] interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't.
	*Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, ~~eventually~~ he says okay to shut her up.		* Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.
	*Kacey tells him not to wear his [[medallion]] to the [[job]] interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't.
	*Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.

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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay but you can't blame other people. I mean, those people aren't near you; you can't say that they made you give them those videos. I mean what [Chris tries to interrupt] were you thinking? I mean, this is why your parents are mad at you right now!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay but you can't blame other people. I mean, those people aren't near you; you can't say that they made you give them those videos. I mean what [Chris tries to interrupt] were you thinking? I mean, this is why your parents are mad at you right now!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, plus I was more gullible back then. And I'm, [sheepish] I've been less gullible for the past few months. And now. [long silence] I've learned from my mistakes. I'm working on these things and I'm moving on from, I'm moving on and trying to put all that behind me. And plus, I've, I've got a responsible detective, uh, up in the FBI to take, to help, to help to towards the down-taking of the website and the downfall of the trolls.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, plus I was more gullible back then. And I'm, [''sheepish''] I've been less gullible for the past few months. And now. [long silence] I've learned from my mistakes. I'm working on these things and I'm moving on from, I'm moving on and trying to put all that behind me. And plus, I've, I've got a responsible detective, uh, up in the FBI to take, to help, to help to towards the down-taking of the website and the downfall of the trolls.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, but still, Chris, I mean, Chris you need to understand this stuff is kind of disturbing, and I mean like, okay look, like, I mean, like stuff you ''do'' in real life. Like, if most people touched me as much as you did, I would've gone off with them, but I mean, I'm trying to be polite because I know you have difficulties, and I mean that you, like you say "[[slow-in-the-mind]]", but I mean, you've gotta understand you can't keep doing this shit.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, but still, Chris, I mean, Chris you need to understand this stuff is kind of disturbing, and I mean like, okay look, like, I mean, like stuff you ''do'' in real life. Like, if most people touched me as much as you did, I would've gone off with them, but I mean, I'm trying to be polite because I know you have difficulties, and I mean that you, like you say "[[slow-in-the-mind]]", but I mean, you've gotta understand you can't keep doing this shit.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> And besides, you keep saying that the cops don't care about things. I mean, you've really gotta let some of this stuff ''go''! I mean, I mean don't be slow-in-the-mind with that! I mean, if they don't care they're not, they're never gonna help you, and even just one lone detective isn't gonna be able to do anything!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> And besides, you keep saying that the cops don't care about things. I mean, you've really gotta let some of this stuff ''go''! I mean, I mean don't be slow-in-the-mind with that! I mean, if they don't care they're not, they're never gonna help you, and even just one lone detective isn't gonna be able to do anything!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [long silence] Yeah...Yeah also I did go to Tom Periello a little about that and talk to him about that.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''long silence''] Yeah...Yeah also I did go to Tom Periello a little about that and talk to him about that.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well, I mean, what exactly is he gonna ''do''? [Talking over Chris] And I mean, I mean like, what about all your counselors at church? I mean, do they know all this? Do they know this stuff?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well, I mean, what exactly is he gonna ''do''? [Talking over Chris] And I mean, I mean like, what about all your counselors at church? I mean, do they know all this? Do they know this stuff?
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> No, no! You're, you did this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything ''to'' you! Uh-h You did this, you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! [pause] I mean, you need to grow up!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> No, no! You're, you did this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything ''to'' you! Uh-h You did this, you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! [pause] I mean, you need to grow up!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [moaning] Kacey, I'm, I'm, I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start from the beginning. Okay, Jack Thaddeus got hold of my Playstation Network accounts, and uh, then I tried, then I called up, like, called the American Playstation company, and uh, got both of my American accounts back but I was put on a one-month ban because they considered it like, gamesharing, and that was my, my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''moaning''] Kacey, I'm, I'm, I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start from the beginning. Okay, Jack Thaddeus got hold of my Playstation Network accounts, and uh, then I tried, then I called up, like, called the American Playstation company, and uh, got both of my American accounts back but I was put on a one-month ban because they considered it like, gamesharing, and that was my, my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, then cut your losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a ''PS3''?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, then cut your losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a ''PS3''?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [moaning again] Yeah, there's a... [sighs] You know, your may contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked, like you know, the PlayStation titles and the titles that go to, that can be copied to the PSP-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''moaning again''] Yeah, there's a... [''sighs''] You know, your may contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked, like you know, the PlayStation titles and the titles that go to, that can be copied to the PSP-

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> It doesn't matter, it's a video game! You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!" Then, I mean, then, it's not worth it!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> It doesn't matter, it's a video game! You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!" Then, I mean, then, it's not worth it!
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Don't, don't wear your [[Medallion of Fail\|medallion]].		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Don't, don't wear your [[Medallion of Fail\|medallion]].

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [softly, defeated] Okay, I'm not gonna wear my medallion.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''softly, defeated''] Okay, I'm not gonna wear my medallion.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I know that's a part of you, but that, that's not gonna be allowed. Like, I can't even wear necklaces, and I'm a girl.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I know that's a part of you, but that, that's not gonna be allowed. Like, I can't even wear necklaces, and I'm a girl.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> And don't, don't draw on the applications!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> And don't, don't draw on the applications!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will not draw on the applications.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''begrudgingly''] I will not draw on the applications.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, I'll talk to you later.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, I'll talk to you later.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, alright. [hangs up]		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, alright. [''hangs up'']

	=External links=		=External links=

Superspongebobbros: updating wikipedia links to the new format

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, out of all the board games you've played?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, out of all the board games you've played?

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Um, well the last thing I played was ~~[[Wikipedia:Catan~~\|Catan]].		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Um, well the last thing I played was {{w\|Catan}}.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Catan? [Kacey: "Yes."] I've never heard of that one.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Catan? [Kacey: "Yes."] I've never heard of that one.

Byzantine: Changed Highlights to Summary for consistency.

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	~~=Highlights=~~		{{quote\|In other cultures, you would not survive.\|Kacey}}
	~~'''KACEY:''' "~~In other cultures, you would not survive."

			==Summary==
	*Chris begins the call by asking [[Kacey]] if she has an STD.		*Chris begins the call by asking [[Kacey]] if she has an STD.
	*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation. Chris is jealous.		*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation. Chris is jealous.

Klop: /* External links */

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External links

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Galilean at 14:55, 10 December 2016

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Trombonista at 20:31, 20 November 2015

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MsAuntieMama: /* External links */

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	=External links=		=External links=
	*<s>mp3 ~~of phonecall<~~/~~s> File not found. Please re-upload and re-link ASAP~~.		[http://www.4shared.com/mp3/FBjygG1Tba/Kacey_Call_04.html MP3 Phone Call]

	{{succession\|label=[[Kacey_calls\|Kacey Phone Calls]]\|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 3]]\|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 5]]}}		{{succession\|label=[[Kacey_calls\|Kacey Phone Calls]]\|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 3]]\|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 5]]}}

Asperhes: prettifying

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Asperhes at 01:25, 7 April 2015

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Kacey Call 4 - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:23, 22 January 2026

FromtheWordsofBR at 19:27, 1 June 2024

Superspongebobbros: updating wikipedia links to the new format

Byzantine: Changed Highlights to Summary for consistency.

Klop: /* External links */

Galilean at 14:55, 10 December 2016

Trombonista at 20:31, 20 November 2015

MsAuntieMama: /* External links */

Asperhes: prettifying

Asperhes at 01:25, 7 April 2015