Kacey Call 5 - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:23, 22 January 2026

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Byzantine: Changed Highlights to Summary for consistency.

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	~~==Highlights==~~		{{quote\|...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing.\|Chris}}
	~~'''CHRIS:''' "~~...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

			==Summary==
	*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "tough talkin' to" from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.		*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "tough talkin' to" from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
	*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.		*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.

Trombonista at 19:15, 8 January 2016

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>[pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>[pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris. [Chris tries to interrupt] Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!

	~~<font color="#0033FF">'''~~Chris~~:''' </font>[~~tries to interrupt]

	~~<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font>~~ Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!

MsAuntieMama: /* External links */

2015-05-13T14:36:05Z

External links

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	==External links==		==External links==
	*<s>mp3 ~~of phonecall<~~/~~s> File not found. Please re-upload and re-link ASAP~~.		[http://www.4shared.com/mp3/CEr8_Go8ce/Kacey_Call_05.html MP3 Phone Call]

	{{succession\|label=[[Kacey_calls\|Kacey Phone Calls]]\|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]\|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 6]]}}		{{succession\|label=[[Kacey_calls\|Kacey Phone Calls]]\|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]\|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 6]]}}

Asperhes at 03:24, 7 April 2015

2015-04-07T03:24:36Z

Asperhes at 03:19, 7 April 2015

2015-04-07T03:19:58Z

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Asperhes at 02:55, 7 April 2015

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	~~<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello-o?</font>~~		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello-o?
	~~<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.</font>~~
	~~<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?</font>~~		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
	~~<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm okay.</font>~~
	~~<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm okay too. </font>[content sigh] <font color="#0033FF">So um...</font>~~		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey Kacey. How are you?
	~~<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um...</font>~~
	~~<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?</font>~~		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I'm okay.
	~~<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What?</font>~~
	~~<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?</font>~~		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
	~~<br><font color="#FF0066~~
			<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Um...

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anything on your mind right now?

			<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> What?

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>Is there anything on your mind right now?

			<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yeah. I go- I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna...

			<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>[interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.

			<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could- they put you on a trial work period or they- and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.


	==External links==		==External links==

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	{{Infobox/Audiofile		{{Infobox/Audiofile
	\| name = Kacey Call 5		\| name = Kacey Call 5
	\| audio = {{#ev:youtube\|~~eNs7wDssVqQ~~}}		\| audio = {{#ev:youtube\|1GdPwM8rm5E}}
	\| Stardate = 29 August 2009		\| Stardate = 29 August 2009
	\| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]		\| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]

Export A at 02:11, 23 May 2014

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 *Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for". Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.
-==Part 1==
+==Video==
 <center>
 {{Infobox/Audiofile
-| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 1
+| name           = Kacey Call 5
-| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|z3z9vXbFO48}}
+| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|eNs7wDssVqQ}}
 | Stardate       = 29 August 2009
 | Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
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 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>[sigh] <font color="#FF0066">Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. </font>[Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] <font color="#FF0066">And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>[pause] <font color="#0033FF">Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?</font>
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 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like- that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.</font>
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 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?</font>
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 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.</font>
 <br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.</font>
 <br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': Yeah.</font>
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 ==External links==
-*<s>mp3 of phonecall</s> File not found and video removed from YouTube.  Please re-upload and re-link ASAP.
+*<s>mp3 of phonecall</s> File not found. Please re-upload and re-link ASAP.
 {{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 6]]}}

Thsprppr: /* Highlights */ Misquote

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Highlights: Misquote

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	'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."		'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

	*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "~~stern talking-~~to" from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.		*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "tough talkin' to" from [[Kim]] about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
	*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.		*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
	*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.		*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.

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	*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.		*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
	*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.		*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
	*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.		*Chris took tennis and ice skating classes in college.
	*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.		*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
	*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for". Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.		*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for". Only says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...

	~~<br>~~<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>[interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>[interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Just making sure.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>Just making sure.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>Okay, you have the right. Yeah. OK. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, ~~Googling~~ financial aid after we finish up here.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' </font>Okay, you have the right. Yeah. OK. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, googling financial aid after we finish up here.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna- make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' </font>But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna- make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': </font>Oh, OK, OK. OK, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': </font>Oh, OK, OK. OK, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>[Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''':</font> Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''':</font> Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh...

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''':</font> Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail\|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''':</font> Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail\|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''':</font> Yeah, all right.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''':</font> Yeah, all right.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>~~Okay~~, I'll let you know if I can or not.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey''': </font>OK, I'll let you know if I can or not.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': </font>And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''': </font>And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.