Kacey Call 6 - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:24, 22 January 2026

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Hurtful Truth Level at 11:12, 20 January 2026

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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, "Oh my God, you need help NOW". So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, "Oh my God, you need help NOW". So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [Long pause] Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician ~~Dr.~~ McGovern, uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [Long pause] Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician [[Doctor McGovern]], uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Is he a General Practitioner?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Is he a General Practitioner?

FromtheWordsofBR at 09:06, 19 January 2025

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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. [Long pause] Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched ~~some [???] Brothers~~, and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. [Long pause] Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched ''{{w\|The Seventh Brother}}'', and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that?

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:51, 22 January 2024

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like-

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when Courtney Love tried to do a manga, it's like, no thanks.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when {{w\|Courtney Love}} {{w\|Princess_Ai\|tried to do a manga}}, it's like, no thanks.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:34, 22 January 2024

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Anaxis: /* Transcript */

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Transcript

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on ''[[Wikipedia:Hannah Montana\|Hannah Montana]]'', your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on ''[[Wikipedia:Hannah Montana\|Hannah Montana]]'', your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, um, well, ''Hanna Montana'''s like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13-year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, um, well, ''Hanna Montana''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13-year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh.

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:45, 18 January 2023

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Byzantine: Changed Highlights to Summary for consistency.

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Changed Highlights to Summary for consistency.

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	==~~Highlights~~==		==Summary==

	*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.		*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
	*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.		*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.

Geekboy at 18:18, 31 August 2016

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	*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.		*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
	*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.		*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.
	*First topic: ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to ~~but~~ the movie on Blu-Ray]].		*First topic: ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy the movie on Blu-Ray]].
	*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.		*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.
	*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.		*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.

FromtheWordsofBR: R.I.P. David Bowie

2016-01-11T17:38:43Z

R.I.P. David Bowie

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	*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.		*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
	*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.		*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.
	*First topic: Hannah Montana. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to ~~buy it~~ on Blu-Ray]].		*First topic: ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to but the movie on Blu-Ray]].
	*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.		*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.
	*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.		*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on [[Wikipedia:Hannah Montana\|~~Hanna~~ Montana]], your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on ''[[Wikipedia:Hannah Montana\|Hannah Montana]]'', your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, um, well, Hanna Montana's like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13-year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, um, well, ''Hanna Montana'''s like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13-year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh.

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	*[[Chris]] ~~thinks he defeated a~~ [[~~troll~~]] by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.		*[[Chris]] says [[trolls]] are calling him pretending to be [[GameFAQs]] and Bandai employees. He thinks he defeated one by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
	*Chris claims that if he went to IHOP with his parents, it would "mess ~~things~~ up" ~~because they're using~~ their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.		*Chris mentions working with his [[Tugboat\|Social Security]] people, and drawing while at the mall. He claims that if he went to IHOP with his parents, it would "mess up" their senior discount they use to buy Chris sandwiches. Kacey is stunned by this; either she didn't know IHOP also sells burgers and sandwiches alongside pancakes, or thinks it's a peculiar spot for Chris to get sandwiches from.
	*Chris attempts to start a conversation about ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy the show's movie on Blu-ray]].		*Chris attempts to start a conversation about the Disney Channel show ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's meant for 12-year-old girls; [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy the show's movie on Blu-ray]].
	*Chris shifts over to his [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.		*Chris shifts over to his [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act. He also mentions playing in a mock quiz show.
	*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.		*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently, he found out she's married with two children.
	*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.		*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.
	*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef\|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him".		*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef\|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him".
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	*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey brings up David Bowie's infamous [[Pickle\|"bulge"]] in the movie; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos\|STRAIGHT]].		*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey brings up David Bowie's infamous [[Pickle\|"bulge"]] in the movie; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos\|STRAIGHT]].
	*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.		*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.
	*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He ~~of course~~ says ~~Pamela Anderson~~'s ''Star''~~, then admits he hasn't read anything else~~. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22'', which ~~Chris~~ thinks is a kind of "sexual touch".		*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He says the only book he's touched as of late is ''Star'' by Pamela Anderson. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch-22'', which he thinks is a kind of "sexual touch".
	*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit. He then says he ''just now'' changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris ~~suddenly backtracks and says~~ he ~~just~~ made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.		*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit. He then says he ''just now'' changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris awkwardly admits he made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls ([[Autism\|why]] he felt indirectly messing with Kacey was a good idea is beyond us).
	*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last two years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like, "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea". Kacey is concerned, as that medicine is meant for older people and somebody who's 27 shouldn't have to worry about their cholesterol. Chris talks about the foods he eats, only digging himself deeper with him mentioning the fast food and frozen dinners he frequently eats.		*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last two years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like, "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea". Kacey is concerned, as that medicine is meant for older people and somebody who's 27 shouldn't have to worry about their cholesterol. Chris talks about the foods he eats, only digging himself deeper with him mentioning the fast food and frozen dinners he frequently eats.
	*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".		*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Aw.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Aw.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I keep answering incoming calls from the [[trolls]]. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from ~~the~~ one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at ~~GAME FACKS ''~~[~~sic~~]'' dot com- ~~You~~ know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogs and boxes and ~~what-not~~, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I keep answering incoming calls from the [[trolls]]. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from this one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at [[GameFAQs]] dot com - you know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogs and boxes and whatnot, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well you should ~~tell them~~ to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Well, you should that guy to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what?
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... [[The ~~Seinor~~ Prom\|The prom]]... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom\|The prom]]... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [Not really listening] Oh that's cool.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [Not really listening] Oh that's cool.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- [suddenly starts yelling] I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD~~- Ugh, that~~ Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- "Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye," I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- [''suddenly starts yelling''] '''I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD...!''' [''stress sigh''] That Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- "Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye," I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you!

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> You're gonna have to be more firm with him.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> You're gonna have to be more firm with him.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [~~Stress~~ noise] Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''stress noise''] Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> The last book I read was ~~[[Wikipedia:Pamela Anderson~~\|Pamela Anderson's]] ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> The last book I read was {{w\|Pamela Anderson}}'s ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, I've never read that one.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Oh, I've never read that one.

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	31 [[August 2009]]		'''Kacey Call 6''' was the sixth [[Kacey calls\|Kacey call]], and took place on 31 [[August 2009]].

	==Summary==		==Summary==
	*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.		*[[Chris]] thinks he defeated a [[troll]] by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
	*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.		*Chris claims that if he went to IHOP with his parents, it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.
	*~~First topic:~~ ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy the movie on Blu-~~Ray~~]].		*Chris attempts to start a conversation about ''Hannah Montana''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork\|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy the show's movie on Blu-ray]].
	*~~Second topic:~~ Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.		*Chris shifts over to his [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.
	*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.		*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children.
	*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.		*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.
	*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef\|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him".		*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef\|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him".
	*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because "It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven". Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.		*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because "It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven". Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.
	*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey ~~talks about~~ David Bowie's [[Pickle\|"bulge"]]; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos\|STRAIGHT]].		*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey brings up David Bowie's infamous [[Pickle\|"bulge"]] in the movie; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos\|STRAIGHT]].
	*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.		*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.
	*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22''. Chris thinks ~~a "Catch 22"~~ is a kind of "sexual touch".		*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22'', which Chris thinks is a kind of "sexual touch".
	*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit.		*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit. He then says he ''just now'' changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.
	*'''~~Chris says he JUST NOW~~ changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. ~~He is serious.'''~~		*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last two years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like, "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea". Kacey is concerned, as that medicine is meant for older people and somebody who's 27 shouldn't have to worry about their cholesterol. Chris talks about the foods he eats, only digging himself deeper with him mentioning the fast food and frozen dinners he frequently eats.
	*Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.
	*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last two years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like, "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea".
	*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".		*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".