Kick the Autistic - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Praetor Style */ also for them

2026-02-24T03:31:02Z

Praetor Style: also for them

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	===[[Hasbro]] Style===		===[[Hasbro]] Style===
	Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.		Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.

	~~===[[Praetor]] Style===~~
	Turn Chris into your personal cash cow, consolidate power while he's in jail, and then curate his actions upon release. This allows for [[Flutter\|long periods of hiatus]], sometimes in [[Finland\|another country]], punctuated by live streams and [[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged\|toy reviews.]] All the while parlaying his brand into an [[OfficialCWCmart\|eshop]] where weens blow their [[Tugboat\|NEETbux]] on memorabilia that may or may not be bootlegs. [[Touching the Poop#Sonichu Medallion Curse\|The medallions must flow.]]

	===Literally===		===Literally===

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Null Style */ I think this hypes Null up too much

2026-02-24T03:29:22Z

Null Style: I think this hypes Null up too much

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	===[[Jacob Sockness\|Sockness]] Style===		===[[Jacob Sockness\|Sockness]] Style===
	Hijack Chris' delusions and tell him that he has to have sex with you in order for them to come true. Spend thousands of dollars for the opportunity to get access to Chris, only for him to epically shut you down.		Hijack Chris' delusions and tell him that he has to have sex with you in order for them to come true. Spend thousands of dollars for the opportunity to get access to Chris, only for him to epically shut you down.

	~~===[[Null]] Style===~~
	Run the website [[Kiwi Farms]] (Formely [[CWCki Forums]]) and build an alliance with Chris, protect him from [[weens]], and help him when he needed it. When the [[Affair with Mother\|incest allegations]] come to light, be suspicious of him and start a conversation, find out that he lied about his financial situation and stole money from [[Barbara]] (forbidden by an [[Emergency Protective Order]] against Chris) and cut all ties.

	===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===		===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===

HurdyGurdsen at 00:25, 11 December 2025

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	===Literally===		===Literally===
	Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkop]]s (probably exaggerated), [[~~Niggos~~#~~Niggos in Chris's life~~\|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost), and the staff at [[Western State Hospital]] (allegedly).		Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkop]]s (probably exaggerated), [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost), and the staff at [[Western State Hospital]] (allegedly).

	Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of; no broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no evidence of him ever being grounded, or punished in any significant way – even after being [[Bob Walks In\|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]! The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller-skate again.		Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of; no broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no evidence of him ever being grounded, or punished in any significant way – even after being [[Bob Walks In\|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]! The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller-skate again.

Homsar: /* Variations */

2025-10-21T01:43:25Z

Variations

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	===[[Hasbro]] Style===		===[[Hasbro]] Style===
	Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.		Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.

			===[[Praetor]] Style===
			Turn Chris into your personal cash cow, consolidate power while he's in jail, and then curate his actions upon release. This allows for [[Flutter\|long periods of hiatus]], sometimes in [[Finland\|another country]], punctuated by live streams and [[Transformers#Transformers Legacy United Merged\|toy reviews.]] All the while parlaying his brand into an [[OfficialCWCmart\|eshop]] where weens blow their [[Tugboat\|NEETbux]] on memorabilia that may or may not be bootlegs. [[Touching the Poop#Sonichu Medallion Curse\|The medallions must flow.]]

	===Literally===		===Literally===

PsychoNerd054: Reverted edits by Stronax (talk) to last revision by FromtheWordsofBR

2025-08-20T21:28:27Z

Reverted edits by Stronax (talk) to last revision by FromtheWordsofBR

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	===Artistic Style===		===Artistic Style===
	Enter a [[Chris_and_contests\|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll\|beat him]]. ~~The requirements to beat Chris are very minimal, requiring only basic artistic skills and an artstyle that~~ is ~~at least above the levels~~ of ~~a pre schooler~~. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry\|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', or make a [[Magical thinking#Voodooism\|Lego voodoo doll]] out of you.		Enter a [[Chris_and_contests\|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll\|beat him]]. This is generally easily done by showing any sort of competence. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry\|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', or make a [[Magical thinking#Voodooism\|Lego voodoo doll]] out of you.

	===Chris Style===		===Chris Style===
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	===[[Liquid]] Style===		===[[Liquid]] Style===
	<s>Pretend that you are</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]]~~. Beware Ian Brian Anderson though, he will became very jealous and may attempt to cause physical harm on you~~.		<s>Pretend that you are</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].

	Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.		Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.
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	===[[Gal pal\|Gal Pal]] Style===		===[[Gal pal\|Gal Pal]] Style===
	Reveal that [[Kellie Andes\|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal\|just friends with him out of pity]] ~~and because his father and principal set you up for it~~. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger\|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into ~~disgust~~ by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him ~~and then finish it by scorning him on social media~~. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.		Reveal that [[Kellie Andes\|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal\|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger\|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into laughter by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.

	===[[Sega]] Style===		===[[Sega]] Style===

Stronax: /* Gal Pal Style */

2025-08-20T07:59:09Z

Gal Pal Style

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	===[[Gal pal\|Gal Pal]] Style===		===[[Gal pal\|Gal Pal]] Style===
	Reveal that [[Kellie Andes\|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal\|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger\|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into ~~laughter~~ by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.		Reveal that [[Kellie Andes\|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal\|just friends with him out of pity]] and because his father and principal set you up for it. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger\|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into disgust by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him and then finish it by scorning him on social media. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.

	===[[Sega]] Style===		===[[Sega]] Style===

Stronax: /* Liquid Style */

2025-08-20T07:55:57Z

Liquid Style

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	===[[Liquid]] Style===		===[[Liquid]] Style===
	<s>Pretend that you are</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].		<s>Pretend that you are</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]]. Beware Ian Brian Anderson though, he will became very jealous and may attempt to cause physical harm on you.

	Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.		Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.

Stronax: /* Artistic Style */

2025-08-20T07:52:12Z

Artistic Style

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	===Artistic Style===		===Artistic Style===
	Enter a [[Chris_and_contests\|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll\|beat him]]. ~~This~~ is ~~generally easily done by showing any sort~~ of ~~competence~~. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry\|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', or make a [[Magical thinking#Voodooism\|Lego voodoo doll]] out of you.		Enter a [[Chris_and_contests\|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll\|beat him]]. The requirements to beat Chris are very minimal, requiring only basic artistic skills and an artstyle that is at least above the levels of a pre schooler. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation\|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry\|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', or make a [[Magical thinking#Voodooism\|Lego voodoo doll]] out of you.

	===Chris Style===		===Chris Style===

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:44, 20 August 2025

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	===Chris Style===		===Chris Style===
	Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation\|Act like an entitled child]], and [[Chris and sex\|develop]] horrifying [[recycling\|perversions]], which you [[Honest Content\|discuss freely]] on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.		Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation\|Act like an entitled child]], and [[Chris and sex\|develop]] horrifying [[recycling\|perversions]], which you [[Honest Content\|discuss freely]] on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.

			===[[Mary Lee Walsh]] Style===
			Prevent Chris from pursuing his Love Quest by tearing his [[attraction sign]]s down from the corridors of his college, and telling him that this is not a proper way of finding a girlfriend. If he continues, have a meeting with him further forcing him to stop. If he ''still'' continues, suspend him from college for a year.

	===[[Blanca]] Style===		===[[Blanca]] Style===
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	===[[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickleman]] Style===		===[[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickleman]] Style===
	Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a [[pickle]] costume. He will be bewildered by it, and be too powerless to act.		Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a [[pickle]] costume. He will be bewildered by it, and be too powerless to act. Bonus points if you go to him while he's with [[Emily\|another girl]], and you can manage to [[Date with Emily\|steal his date]] in the process.

	===[[The Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Style===		===[[The Miscreants\|Miscreant]] Style===
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	===[[Sega]] Style===		===[[Sega]] Style===
	Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue ~~in your latest game~~. Watch [[Sonic Boom Protests\|the hilarity]] [[26 December 2014\|ensue.]]		Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue. Watch [[Sonic Boom Protests\|the hilarity]] [[26 December 2014\|ensue.]]

	===[[Financhu Crisis]] Style===		===[[Financhu Crisis]] Style===
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	===[[DoopieDoOver\|Doopie]] Style===		===[[DoopieDoOver\|Doopie]] Style===
	Be a voice actress/artist who Chris orbits on Twitter. Accept his money to draw art commissions for him, then take cover as [[weens]] make fake pledges on your Patreon while Chris begins calling you "darling" and spamming your business email. Finally, call him out in public for being creepy and spending beyond his means, then step back as Chris tries to win you over by painting a bulls-eye on himself and telling everyone to [[HarassCWCdirectly]]. For bonus points, join the [[Kiwi Farms\|trolls' internet forum]] and [[Doopie E-mails\|leak the emails he had sent to you]]. Afterwards, have Chris talk with one of your [[LadyOfTheCosmo\|best friends]], and have them start a flame war. If done right, have her [[A-Log]] Chris throughout all of her posts for him displaying the same creepy ~~behaviour~~ towards her.		Be a voice actress/artist who Chris orbits on Twitter. Accept his money to draw art commissions for him, then take cover as [[weens]] make fake pledges on your Patreon while Chris begins calling you "darling" and spamming your business email. Finally, call him out in public for being creepy and spending beyond his means, then step back as Chris tries to win you over by painting a bulls-eye on himself and telling everyone to [[HarassCWCdirectly]]. For bonus points, join the [[Kiwi Farms\|trolls' internet forum]] and [[Doopie E-mails\|leak the emails he had sent to you]]. Afterwards, have Chris talk with one of your [[LadyOfTheCosmo\|best friends]], and have them start a flame war. If done right, have her [[A-Log]] Chris throughout all of her posts for him displaying the same creepy behavior towards her.

	===[[Jessica Quinn\|Quinn]] Style===		===[[Jessica Quinn\|Quinn]] Style===
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	===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===		===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===
	[[File:ChrisKicksHirtes.png\|thumb\|How to lose the game spectacularly]]		[[File:ChrisKicksHirtes.png\|thumb\|How to lose the game spectacularly]]

	If you have [[weening\|no creativity]] or aren't skilled enough to execute the above versions of play properly, but you want to use Chris's tard rage [[a-logging\|to cover up your lulzyness]], you may want to use this variation of the game as a last resort. You'll see why this is a very bad idea as soon as you've read the instructions. First, you'll either want to [[Michael Hirtes\|create close to ten Twitter sockpuppet accounts to spam and flame Chris with]], or [[A-log\|create a YouTube channel solely dedicated to subpar commentaries on his older videos]]. Once you've farmed enough content, share your hard work and effort to get as many desperate upvotes and views as possible. If somebody figures out your shenanigans, do not fret. Just try to cover it up in a half-assed fashion, even if you stupidly include your own profile pic in one of the screenshots you sent to the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Even after you've been called out on your bullshit, simply continue attacking Chris on your preferred platform every time he posts new content, usually with some dead meme that anyone else would find cringy or by telling the rest of the world how horrible Chris is compared to you. All and all, you should never try to play the game this way, as you are always going to lose regardless of how you try to execute it. Chris will never respond to your unfunny commentaries let alone rage over them. Plus, all of your desperate trollshielding and spamming will only lead you to being mocked even more. Double Dumbass points if it is Chris who ends up kicking you instead.		If you have [[weening\|no creativity]] or aren't skilled enough to execute the above versions of play properly, but you want to use Chris's tard rage [[a-logging\|to cover up your lulzyness]], you may want to use this variation of the game as a last resort. You'll see why this is a very bad idea as soon as you've read the instructions. First, you'll either want to [[Michael Hirtes\|create close to ten Twitter sockpuppet accounts to spam and flame Chris with]], or [[A-log\|create a YouTube channel solely dedicated to subpar commentaries on his older videos]]. Once you've farmed enough content, share your hard work and effort to get as many desperate upvotes and views as possible. If somebody figures out your shenanigans, do not fret. Just try to cover it up in a half-assed fashion, even if you stupidly include your own profile pic in one of the screenshots you sent to the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Even after you've been called out on your bullshit, simply continue attacking Chris on your preferred platform every time he posts new content, usually with some dead meme that anyone else would find cringy or by telling the rest of the world how horrible Chris is compared to you. All and all, you should never try to play the game this way, as you are always going to lose regardless of how you try to execute it. Chris will never respond to your unfunny commentaries let alone rage over them. Plus, all of your desperate trollshielding and spamming will only lead you to being mocked even more. Double Dumbass points if it is Chris who ends up kicking you instead.

	===[[Hasbro]] Style===		===[[Hasbro]] Style===
	Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|~~favourite~~ TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.		Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic\|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark\|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.

	===Literally===		===Literally===

Hurtful Truth Level at 19:44, 25 March 2025

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	===[[Null]] Style===		===[[Null]] Style===
	Run the website [[Kiwi Farms]] (Formely [[CWCki Forums]]) and build an alliance with Chris, protect him from [[weens]], and help him when he needed it. When the [[Affair with Mother\|incest allegations]] come to light, be suspicious of him and start a conversation, find out that he lied about his financial situation and stole money from [[Barbara]] (forbidden by an Emergency Protective Order against Chris) and cut all ties.		Run the website [[Kiwi Farms]] (Formely [[CWCki Forums]]) and build an alliance with Chris, protect him from [[weens]], and help him when he needed it. When the [[Affair with Mother\|incest allegations]] come to light, be suspicious of him and start a conversation, find out that he lied about his financial situation and stole money from [[Barbara]] (forbidden by an [[Emergency Protective Order]] against Chris) and cut all ties.

	===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===		===[[Weens\|Trollshielding]] Style===