Kill De Jack - Revision history

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Makuchi: /* Video */

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WarnerBro at 20:20, 25 April 2023

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	"'''Kill De Jack'''" (officially "'''12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4'''") is a video uploaded on 25 [[December 2009]] where [[Chris]] calls for the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] on the feast of the Prince of Peace (which Chris admits is [[Chris and religion\|"not very Christmassey"]]) and complains about the [[gay]] banner ads on CWCipedia and the [[20 December 2009\|recent Times Square billboard]] where he's supposedly seen in a gay bar.		"'''Kill De Jack'''" (officially "'''12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4'''") is a video uploaded on 25 [[December 2009]] where [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] calls for the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] on [[Christmas\|the feast of the Prince of Peace]] (which Chris admits is [[Chris and religion\|"not very Christmassey"]]) and complains about the [[gay]] banner ads on CWCipedia and the [[20 December 2009\|recent Times Square billboard]] where he's supposedly seen in a gay bar.

	==Description==		==Description==

Hurtful Truth Level: replacing video

2023-03-23T05:25:46Z

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Babiso at 15:57, 13 July 2022

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	[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']		[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']

	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang ~~voices~~. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voice of his. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

PsychoNerd054 at 18:55, 29 May 2022

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Resrsc: archive

2021-09-14T00:26:38Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Transcript */

2016-02-04T17:50:10Z

Transcript

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	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the ~~internet~~ knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

	Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress\|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo\|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy\|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3\|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that.		Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress\|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo\|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy\|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3\|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that.

Caravaggio: Added a new video link

2016-01-30T13:46:19Z

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ChinaChan: Managed to transcribe the mumbling part

2012-05-21T21:15:44Z

Managed to transcribe the mumbling part

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	[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']		[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']

	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation [?]~~-blah~~-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-~~blaaah~~!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

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	[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']		[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']

	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang ~~voices~~. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voice of his. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

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	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the ~~internet~~ knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

	Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress\|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo\|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy\|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3\|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that.		Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress\|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo\|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy\|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3\|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that.

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	[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']		[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail\|claw]] and sighs.'']

	Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation [?]~~-blah~~-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-~~blaaah~~!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.		Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment\|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009\|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash\|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.

	Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.		Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos\|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the internet knows [[Chris and sex\|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever.

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