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Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* The kitchen (Post-fire) */

2026-02-05T17:47:04Z

The kitchen (Post-fire)

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	However, the sanitary level of the kitchen remained an issue. In February 2016, a video was leaked of Chris showing off [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|his collection of frozen sperm]].		However, the sanitary level of the kitchen remained an issue. In February 2016, a video was leaked of Chris showing off [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|his collection of frozen sperm]].

	The containers, made of Tupperware, are labelled with "DO NOT CONSUME," "Sample," a date- and time-stamp and his signature. One had a date of "5/18/2015" and another "2/20/2016," showing that he had been maintaining the collection for at least nine months.		The containers, made of Tupperware, are labelled with "DO NOT [[Recycling\|CONSUME]]," "Sample," a date- and time-stamp and his signature. One had a date of "5/18/2015" and another "2/20/2016," showing that he had been maintaining the collection for at least nine months.

	Chris's goals are to keep his semen viable after transgender surgery/[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] removes his [[duck]], and he also wanted to be able to donate to a lesbian couple named "Sam and Ella," an honor he [[IMG 3207\|lost to Johan]]. Of course, a D.I.Y. sperm bank will not work with a standard freezer, so all Chris has accomplished is making something that pairs with his [[Fanta]].		Chris's goals are to keep his semen viable after transgender surgery/[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] removes his [[duck]], and he also wanted to be able to donate to a lesbian couple named "Sam and Ella," an honor he [[IMG 3207\|lost to Johan]]. Of course, a D.I.Y. sperm bank will not work with a standard freezer, so all Chris has accomplished is making something that pairs with his [[Fanta]].

Amanitie at 11:35, 22 September 2024

2024-09-22T11:35:15Z

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	{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}		{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}

	The '''kitchen''' of [[14 Branchland Court]] has at times been a disgusting cesspool variously full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].		The '''kitchen''' of [[14 Branchland Court]] has at times been a disgusting cesspool variously full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with [[Autism\|autistic]] [[navy]].

	Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] ~~eat~~.		Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] ate.

	The condition of the kitchen as of [[~~2023~~]] - at which point Chris is no longer residing at the house - is unknown.		The condition of the kitchen as of [[2024]] - at which point Chris is no longer residing at the house - is unknown.

	==The kitchen (Pre-fire)==		==The kitchen (Pre-fire)==
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	After the house renovation, the Chandlers managed to keep less clutter in the kitchen. There ~~is now~~ enough room for Chris and Barb to cook food on the stove, as shown during Thanksgiving 2016, when Chris posted photos to Facebook of the Chandler family's meal.		After the house renovation, the Chandlers managed to keep less clutter in the kitchen. There was enough room for Chris and Barb to cook food on the stove, as shown during Thanksgiving 2016, when Chris posted photos to Facebook of the Chandler family's meal.

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	However, the sanitary level of the kitchen ~~is still~~ an issue. In February 2016, a video was leaked of Chris showing off [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|his collection of frozen sperm]].		However, the sanitary level of the kitchen remained an issue. In February 2016, a video was leaked of Chris showing off [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|his collection of frozen sperm]].

	The containers, made of Tupperware, are labelled with "DO NOT CONSUME," "Sample," a date- and time-stamp and his signature. One had a date of "5/18/2015" and another "2/20/2016," showing that he had been maintaining the collection for at least nine months.		The containers, made of Tupperware, are labelled with "DO NOT CONSUME," "Sample," a date- and time-stamp and his signature. One had a date of "5/18/2015" and another "2/20/2016," showing that he had been maintaining the collection for at least nine months.

Hurtful Truth Level at 08:35, 7 October 2023

2023-10-07T08:35:24Z

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	{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}		{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}

	'''~~14 Branchland Court's~~ kitchen''' is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].		The '''kitchen''' of [[14 Branchland Court]] has at times been a disgusting cesspool variously full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].

	Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.		Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.

			The condition of the kitchen as of [[2023]] - at which point Chris is no longer residing at the house - is unknown.

	==The kitchen (Pre-fire)==		==The kitchen (Pre-fire)==

Hurtful Truth Level: Hurtful Truth Level moved page 14 Branchland Court's kitchen to Kitchen

2023-10-07T08:32:33Z

Hurtful Truth Level moved page 14 Branchland Court's kitchen to Kitchen

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Hurtful Truth Level at 04:23, 4 October 2023

2023-10-04T04:23:33Z

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	{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}		{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}

	'''~~Chris~~'s kitchen'''~~, which used to be located on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court]],~~ is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].		'''14 Branchland Court's kitchen''' is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].

	Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.		Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.

Hurtful Truth Level: Hurtful Truth Level moved page Chris's kitchen to 14 Branchland Court's kitchen

2023-10-04T04:22:44Z

Hurtful Truth Level moved page Chris's kitchen to 14 Branchland Court's kitchen

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FromtheWordsofBR: /* The kitchen (Pre-fire) */

2023-09-25T21:55:59Z

The kitchen (Pre-fire)

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	* A purple box of tissues right beside/behind the microwave in the far left corner.		* A purple box of tissues right beside/behind the microwave in the far left corner.
	* Various knick-knacks on a small shelf obscure another part of the window; coupled with Mount Trash-heap, this almost completely obscured the window.		* Various knick-knacks on a small shelf obscure another part of the window; coupled with Mount Trash-heap, this almost completely obscured the window.
	*Enough junk to completely block off the door.		* Enough junk to completely block off the door.
	*A ~~''Resident Evil'' (biohazard)~~ fridge, where mold and yeast devoured everything that the Chandlers haven't.		* A fridge, where mold and yeast devoured everything that the Chandlers haven't, and which Chris has nicknamed "the ''Resident Evil'' fridge" (as in Japan, that game series is instead called ''Biohazard'').

	==The kitchen (Post-fire)==		==The kitchen (Post-fire)==

Hurtful Truth Level at 13:26, 17 August 2023

2023-08-17T13:26:25Z

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	{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}		{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}

	'''Chris's kitchen''', located on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court]], is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].		'''Chris's kitchen''', which used to be located on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court]], is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].

	Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.		Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.

Y0h 513nn R3n at 17:52, 12 February 2020

2020-02-12T17:52:38Z

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	{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}		{{quote\|DO NOT CONSUME\|The instructions Chris wrote on his frozen semen container. Good advice for everything else in the kitchen.}}

	~~This is [[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]].~~ '''Chris's kitchen''', located on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court]], is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].		'''Chris's kitchen''', located on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court]], is a disgusting cesspool full of rotten food, dirty dishes, boxes of old crap, and several containers filled with autistic [[navy]].

	Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.		Chris's [[Computers\|computer]] was located here, and before the house fire, he had shot a few videos in this place, including various videos of him [[mass debating]]. After the fire, he kept his sperm [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|in the freezer]], next to the TV dinners and ice cream he and [[Barb\|his mother]] eat.

Finnegan: Added a panoramic shot of Chris's kitchen

2019-08-11T17:38:11Z

Added a panoramic shot of Chris's kitchen

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	==The kitchen (Post-fire)==		==The kitchen (Post-fire)==

			[[File:Postfirekitchen.jpg\|right\|thumb\|400px\|A panoramic shot of Chris's kitchen post fire (March 2018).]]


	After the house renovation, the Chandlers managed to keep less clutter in the kitchen. There is now enough room for Chris and Barb to cook food on the stove, as shown during Thanksgiving 2016, when Chris posted photos to Facebook of the Chandler family's meal.		After the house renovation, the Chandlers managed to keep less clutter in the kitchen. There is now enough room for Chris and Barb to cook food on the stove, as shown during Thanksgiving 2016, when Chris posted photos to Facebook of the Chandler family's meal.