Kiwi Farms posts (Alec Benson Leary) - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:18, 22 January 2026

2026-01-22T07:18:59Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:18, 22 January 2026
Line 20:		Line 20:

	The other thing to say is that Chris does hold a special position - he is the cow by which this entire board is born. So it's understandable that people want to see the first wheel keep spinning forever, although it's overly sentimental. But we aren't the cwc board anymore. We're the everycow board, and a lot of them have a lot more to offer if you want to gawk at the internet crazy. That's where I moved on to. That's where everyone with half a brain should move on to. If the cwc board ends up being Chris's own personal de facto patreon/customer base and nothing else, I'll advise @Null to dox everyone who still posts in there.}}		The other thing to say is that Chris does hold a special position - he is the cow by which this entire board is born. So it's understandable that people want to see the first wheel keep spinning forever, although it's overly sentimental. But we aren't the cwc board anymore. We're the everycow board, and a lot of them have a lot more to offer if you want to gawk at the internet crazy. That's where I moved on to. That's where everyone with half a brain should move on to. If the cwc board ends up being Chris's own personal de facto patreon/customer base and nothing else, I'll advise @Null to dox everyone who still posts in there.}}

			==See also==
			*[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)]]

	{{References}}		{{References}}

	[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts\|Alec Benson Leary]]		[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts\|Alec Benson Leary]]

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:07, 22 January 2026

2026-01-22T07:07:11Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:07, 22 January 2026
Line 23:		Line 23:
	{{References}}		{{References}}

	[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]		[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts\|Alec Benson Leary]]

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Idea Guys Saga */

2025-09-25T20:18:20Z

Idea Guys Saga

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:18, 25 September 2025
Line 11:		Line 11:

	==Idea Guys Saga==		==Idea Guys Saga==
	23 [[January 2018]]		23 [[January 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2989272 ([https://archive.fo/C2GCg archive])</ref>

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|People do come to me with their ideas too, but probably not to the same extent as they do to Marvin, I would guess just because I really have completely abandoned the Chris board entirely (and am really just making an assumption that Marvin still posts here because I wouldn't see if he did and haven't checked his post history).		{{quoteboxkiwi\|People do come to me with their ideas too, but probably not to the same extent as they do to Marvin, I would guess just because I really have completely abandoned the Chris board entirely (and am really just making an assumption that Marvin still posts here because I wouldn't see if he did and haven't checked his post history).

Cereally at 10:00, 30 August 2023

2023-08-30T10:00:47Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 06:00, 30 August 2023
Line 9:		Line 9:

	I get why people want to see the crying video. They're not sure they believe Chris can cry for a lost relative. Believe me, I totally get it. But he did, and it looks like any time you see anyone else cry.}}		I get why people want to see the crying video. They're not sure they believe Chris can cry for a lost relative. Believe me, I totally get it. But he did, and it looks like any time you see anyone else cry.}}

			==Idea Guys Saga==
			23 [[January 2018]]

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|People do come to me with their ideas too, but probably not to the same extent as they do to Marvin, I would guess just because I really have completely abandoned the Chris board entirely (and am really just making an assumption that Marvin still posts here because I wouldn't see if he did and haven't checked his post history).

			Ballzy came to me back in December because he wanted to tell me what he'd been doing and asked my advice on a couple ideas. I told him he could tell me what he was doing because I was mildly curious on if anything interesting could be done with Chris (spoiler alert: Marvin is right, nothing more can). So he messaged me a few times as he would do things. I did suggest to him that he make Chris write about a wave of Trump-voting refugees moving to cwcville because I thought it would be funny to see Chris frustrated over having to think of them as people, but after that I lost interest. I stopped paying attention to whatever this nazi shit is that he's drawing now and if you told me any of it bore similarity to the idea I just told you then I would honestly be surprised because I just don't fucking care about Chris anymore.

			Look, people, Chris is really fucking boring at this point. The well not only ran dry, it got dug to the core of the planet and tapped out all the magma and now that's dry too. At one point I noticed I would pop in once every few weeks to see what the news is; I would see that "what happens when Barb dies" and the 500th "Chris has no empathy" thread had each grown by a few hundred pages, and then I would shrug my shoulders and go find more interesting conversations in the other cow threads or in the news board or deep thoughts. People can do whatever they want, I'm not saying don't try if you think you're the next ABL. I will absolutely say don't do it here or under the Farms' aegis, because the rules for not trolling should apply across the board. All jokes aside, our "look but don't touch" policy does give us an air of respectability. We're dancing monkeys clapping at the retards who eat their own shit, but the fact we can unequivocally say that we had no hand in causing them to do so and prove such to our smuggest of critics is worth something in the long run. So don't do it here. Keep that shit in your own house.

			The other thing to say is that Chris does hold a special position - he is the cow by which this entire board is born. So it's understandable that people want to see the first wheel keep spinning forever, although it's overly sentimental. But we aren't the cwc board anymore. We're the everycow board, and a lot of them have a lot more to offer if you want to gawk at the internet crazy. That's where I moved on to. That's where everyone with half a brain should move on to. If the cwc board ends up being Chris's own personal de facto patreon/customer base and nothing else, I'll advise @Null to dox everyone who still posts in there.}}

	{{References}}		{{References}}

	[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]		[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]

Cereally: most of these are just him stating stuff like any normal KFer, no real privileged information. also i'm like 100% sure the final one is a joke.

2023-08-23T03:56:29Z

most of these are just him stating stuff like any normal KFer, no real privileged information. also i'm like 100% sure the final one is a joke.

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 This page is an archive of [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.
 ==The Black Tape==
@@ Line 20: / Line 9: @@
 I get why people want to see the crying video. They're not sure they believe Chris can cry for a lost relative. Believe me, I totally get it. But he did, and it looks like any time you see anyone else cry.}}
 {{References}}
 [[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]

Cereally at 07:48, 20 August 2023

2023-08-20T07:48:23Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:48, 20 August 2023
Line 13:		Line 13:

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}

			==The Black Tape==
			18 [[September 2015]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/pvcc.139/page-4</ref>

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not a meaningful number of them. They'll just keep crawling out of the woodwork.

			I get why people want to see the crying video. They're not sure they believe Chris can cry for a lost relative. Believe me, I totally get it. But he did, and it looks like any time you see anyone else cry.}}

	==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==		==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==

Cereally: Undo revision 309168 by Cereally (talk)

2023-07-22T07:11:29Z

Undo revision 309168 by Cereally (talk)

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:11, 22 July 2023
Line 12:		Line 12:
	Thanks, Marvin. Alec, can you come on in?}}		Thanks, Marvin. Alec, can you come on in?}}

	{{~~quoteboxorange~~\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}

	==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==		==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==
	16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>		16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>

	{{~~quoteboxorange~~\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}

	==Alec on forgiving Chris==		==Alec on forgiving Chris==
Line 26:		Line 26:
	{{quoteboxwhite\|The real question is, do YOU forgive him Alec? After all, you were perfectly true and honest with him. You were a practically a saint in the whole situation.}}		{{quoteboxwhite\|The real question is, do YOU forgive him Alec? After all, you were perfectly true and honest with him. You were a practically a saint in the whole situation.}}

	{{~~quoteboxorange~~\|I will never forgive him. I hope he gets his hands and eyes bitten off and eaten by bears and that he casts the wrong magic spell he got off youtube and accidentally grows a second penis instead of getting the taintsoul vagina he wants.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I will never forgive him. I hope he gets his hands and eyes bitten off and eaten by bears and that he casts the wrong magic spell he got off youtube and accidentally grows a second penis instead of getting the taintsoul vagina he wants.}}

	{{References}}		{{References}}

	[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]		[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]

Cereally at 07:05, 22 July 2023

2023-07-22T07:05:14Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:05, 22 July 2023
Line 12:		Line 12:
	Thanks, Marvin. Alec, can you come on in?}}		Thanks, Marvin. Alec, can you come on in?}}

	{{~~quoteboxkiwi~~\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}		{{quoteboxorange\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}

	==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==		==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==
	16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>		16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>

	{{~~quoteboxkiwi~~\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}		{{quoteboxorange\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}

	==Alec on forgiving Chris==		==Alec on forgiving Chris==
Line 26:		Line 26:
	{{quoteboxwhite\|The real question is, do YOU forgive him Alec? After all, you were perfectly true and honest with him. You were a practically a saint in the whole situation.}}		{{quoteboxwhite\|The real question is, do YOU forgive him Alec? After all, you were perfectly true and honest with him. You were a practically a saint in the whole situation.}}

	{{~~quoteboxkiwi~~\|I will never forgive him. I hope he gets his hands and eyes bitten off and eaten by bears and that he casts the wrong magic spell he got off youtube and accidentally grows a second penis instead of getting the taintsoul vagina he wants.}}		{{quoteboxorange\|I will never forgive him. I hope he gets his hands and eyes bitten off and eaten by bears and that he casts the wrong magic spell he got off youtube and accidentally grows a second penis instead of getting the taintsoul vagina he wants.}}

	{{References}}		{{References}}

	[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]		[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]

Altendo: /* Alec on CWC-isms */

2023-06-22T13:00:25Z

Alec on CWC-isms

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:00, 22 June 2023
Line 17:		Line 17:
	16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>		16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>

	{{~~quoteboxwhite~~\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}

	==Alec on forgiving Chris==		==Alec on forgiving Chris==

Altendo: /* Alec on forgiving Chris */

2023-06-22T13:00:14Z

Alec on forgiving Chris

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:00, 22 June 2023
Line 13:		Line 13:

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I actually don't know much more than Marvin at the moment. None of their cars have been involved in a hit and run in over a year, so I haven't had much cause to keep tabs.}}

			==Alec on [[CWC-isms]]==
			16 [[November 2015]]<ref>http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/11-16-the-calling-out-of-alec.14551/post-1097029</ref>

			{{quoteboxwhite\|I think that Chris has decided that token niceties - in his case, adding "have a good and safe day" to messages - are all it takes to confirm his status as the morally superior nice guy.}}

	==Alec on forgiving Chris==		==Alec on forgiving Chris==