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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:10, 22 January 2026

2026-01-22T07:10:55Z

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Tomgirl */

2025-07-01T11:16:48Z

Tomgirl

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	These are the guys who convinced Chris to go to the gym. I mean sure, it was under pretenses that he would need to be in shape while in CWCville. They had the opportunity to help Chris improve himself, even a little, but nah, let's extort money from him because we're losers online and offline.}}		These are the guys who convinced Chris to go to the gym. I mean sure, it was under pretenses that he would need to be in shape while in CWCville. They had the opportunity to help Chris improve himself, even a little, but nah, let's extort money from him because we're losers online and offline.}}

			==Chris's Bans==
			8 May 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/5-2018-chris-banned-from-anytime-fitness.42830/ ([https://archive.fo/13oQ6 archive])</ref>

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Chris getting banned from The End is mostly his fault. He argued with a Pokemon League judge over tossing an old sign away that had Sonichu on it. I wouldn't worry about The End getting hassled only because they understand internet culture and Chris' history.

			Now places like a gym aren't going to know anything about trolls or Chris. Chris was legitimately getting complaints from fellow gym goers regarding being gassy and burping a whole lot. So he already had a strike against him for that, then couple that with people calling them inevitably got him banned.}}

	==Tomgirl==		==Tomgirl==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* The stolen dog */

2025-01-04T16:33:40Z

The stolen dog

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}

	==The ~~stolen dog~~==		==The Stolen Dog==
	21 September 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-27#post-1759719 ([https://archive.fo/Yrxkk archive])</ref>		21 September 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-27#post-1759719 ([https://archive.fo/Yrxkk archive])</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Emily and Kim Personas */

2025-01-04T16:30:19Z

Emily and Kim Personas

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}

			==The stolen dog==
			21 September 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-27#post-1759719 ([https://archive.fo/Yrxkk archive])</ref>

			In a thread on the leaking of old emails, and in response to a user's comment, "You mentioned before that Chris tried to steal his neighbor's dog. Do you have any emails about that?":

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|I don't think I have emails regarding that, but if anyone needs the rundown...a neighbor's dog slipped out of their collar while tied up outside and went wandering around the neighborhood. I'm assuming it was more Barb's idea, but she decided she wanted to keep it so instead of doing the right thing and asking around first. They bought it a collar and a couple of other supplies. Lo and behold, the neighbor goes looking for their dog and winds up at the Chandler's. From what I remember, they put up a fight to keep the dog and blamed the neighbor for being irresponsible. Basically, finders keepers. Neighbor still got their dog back. But Chris couldn't comprehend why it was wrong for them to try and keep the dog. I wonder if this is (part) of the reason they keep their own dogs locked up inside, a fear of repercussion from trying to steal someone else's dog.}}

	==ED yard sign==		==ED yard sign==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Pokémon League Friends */

2024-11-14T17:20:41Z

Pokémon League Friends

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|I was actually incorrect in that assumption. They are friends of Chris from the Pokemon League. So Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager(unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I was actually incorrect in that assumption. They are friends of Chris from the Pokemon League. So Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager(unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.}}

			==Chris Being Noisy at The End Games==
			4 April 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/3-2018-trespassed-at-fashion-square-mall-banned-from-end-games.40933/page-27#post-3212114 ([https://archive.fo/kzEw9 archive])</ref>
			{{quoteboxkiwi\|I don't think he has been banned from The End, unless he did something the past couple of months to warrant it. He had been going for Pokemon night every week. I was there a while ago to pick some stuff up and he was there singing/wailing into his phone. While he got a couple of glances, it was unsettling how nonchalant everyone was, like this was a normal occurrence.}}

	==Offline and Online Life==		==Offline and Online Life==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* ED yard sign */

2024-10-30T12:37:05Z

ED yard sign

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	==ED yard sign==		==ED yard sign==
	17 October 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-16-2016-new-pics-of-14-branchland-ct-and-garbage.25062/page-7#post-1815347 (https://archive.fo/1rERJ archive)</ref>		17 October 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-16-2016-new-pics-of-14-branchland-ct-and-garbage.25062/page-7#post-1815347 (https://archive.fo/1rERJ archive)</ref>
	Idk if anyone remembers but my friend and I put that Encyclopedia Dramatica sign in his yard one Halloween(I think) like 8 years ago. It even had pictures of black men in pickle suits. It was super ween but fucking hilarious at the time. I convinced him to destroy the sign on video because he kept it for a really long time afterwards and I needed closure.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Idk if anyone remembers but my friend and I put that Encyclopedia Dramatica sign in his yard one Halloween(I think) like 8 years ago. It even had pictures of black men in pickle suits. It was super ween but fucking hilarious at the time. I convinced him to destroy the sign on video because he kept it for a really long time afterwards and I needed closure.}}

	==Chris's Friends==		==Chris's Friends==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Emily and Kim Personas */

2024-10-30T12:36:51Z

Emily and Kim Personas

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}

			==ED yard sign==
			17 October 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-16-2016-new-pics-of-14-branchland-ct-and-garbage.25062/page-7#post-1815347 (https://archive.fo/1rERJ archive)</ref>
			Idk if anyone remembers but my friend and I put that Encyclopedia Dramatica sign in his yard one Halloween(I think) like 8 years ago. It even had pictures of black men in pickle suits. It was super ween but fucking hilarious at the time. I convinced him to destroy the sign on video because he kept it for a really long time afterwards and I needed closure.}}

	==Chris's Friends==		==Chris's Friends==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Pokémon League Friends */

2024-10-11T20:49:01Z

Pokémon League Friends

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|I was actually incorrect in that assumption. They are friends of Chris from the Pokemon League. So Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager(unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I was actually incorrect in that assumption. They are friends of Chris from the Pokemon League. So Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager(unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.}}

			==Offline and Online Life==
			9 October 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-10-8-chris-begs-for-money-while-implying-hes-having-suicidal-thoughts.48657/post-3846993 ([https://archive.fo/Wwus1 archive])</ref>

			In response to a user's comment, "Wasn't it just a few months back that he said he was talking with friends about moving out and living independently?":

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|They were real friends, but like @Marvin mentioned a while back, Chris has a really hard time managing both an offline and an online life. As far as I'm aware of, he hasn't been in contact with these friends in a while, but I doubt Chris cares as long as there's someone around to keep him entertained and indulges his fantasies.}}

	==Gym==		==Gym==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* McDonalds Ban */

2024-10-11T20:27:41Z

McDonalds Ban

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "<nowiki>STRESS SIGH</nowiki> I do not smell bad!"}}

			==Chris's Friends==
			24 February 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chriss-newest-gal-pal-revealed.28532/post-2079295 ([https://archive.fo/O2ccc archive])</ref>

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Christ, legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at Omegacon, he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokemon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.}}

	==McDonalds Ban==		==McDonalds Ban==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Pokémon League Friends */

2024-10-11T20:22:33Z

Pokémon League Friends

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	Also, he carrys a bat in his backpack. Idk why.}}		Also, he carrys a bat in his backpack. Idk why.}}

			On 26 April, a user commented, "As far as I am aware, it didn't. @LoveYouLongTime said she saw Chris with two hambeasts out somewhere, so that could be it. But it also could be related to this weird stuff he's been posting lately."

			LoveYouLongTime answered:<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/3-2018-trespassed-at-fashion-square-mall-banned-from-end-games.40933/post-3293101([https://archive.fo/RTdC1 archive])</ref>

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|I was actually incorrect in that assumption. They are friends of Chris from the Pokemon League. So Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager(unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.}}

	==Gym==		==Gym==