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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:11, 22 January 2026

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Troll-Scripted Content */

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Troll-Scripted Content

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	The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or [[Twin Falling Towers\|compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him]]!"}}		The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or [[Twin Falling Towers\|compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him]]!"}}

			==Idea Guys Saga==
			23 January 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2988613 ([https://archive.fo/C2GCg archive])</ref>

			In a thread about the original [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise being doxed the first time (and before Wise's alleged extortion of Chris):

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|So to start with, I want to say explicitly what I believe most of you already know: Almost every Chris troll that comes through asks me for advice. The ones who don't ask me for advice, I find out a lot about them from other sources.

			I generally know what's going on, either directly or indirectly.

			While I have my own opinions on whether a given troll is being funny or lame, I don't feel it's my place to intervene against them (once they've outed themselves to me, at least). I don't own Chris. It would be hypocritical for me to shut people down because simply I think their ideas are lame.

			That being said, trolling Chris in 2018 sucks. We all know that. You're only kicking a man when he's down.

			But what can we do about it? Like I said, I don't own Chris, and KF also doesn't own Chris. The only way Chris will stop being trolled is if someone who knows him IRL polices his social interactions.

			When we chimp out that someone trolled Chris in a way we don't like, it reveals our own impotence. Frankly, it's downright autistic.

			Guys, chill the fuck out, you're embarrassing yourselves.

			Now, that aside: we do need some sort of organized policy for the future.

			Flipping out at this incident won't fix the deeper problem: Chris trolling is going to happen regardless of what we think. How are we to deal with that?}}

	==Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit==		==Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit */

2025-07-09T05:20:27Z

Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit

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	I don't know if Chris specifically knows I was the man in the pickle suit, but I think he'd probably forgive me, a la Adam Stackhouse and the other rehabilitated cwcville enemies. I think he knows my twitter handle is a troll, at least. And he forgave me at magfest for whatever he thinks I've done under my twitter handle.}}		I don't know if Chris specifically knows I was the man in the pickle suit, but I think he'd probably forgive me, a la Adam Stackhouse and the other rehabilitated cwcville enemies. I think he knows my twitter handle is a troll, at least. And he forgave me at magfest for whatever he thinks I've done under my twitter handle.}}

			==Avoidance of Troll Forums==
			22 April 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-18#post-3281395 ([https://archive.fo/5S7eq archive])</ref>

			In response to a user's comment, "he DOES stalk this forum":

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|He doesn't stalk kf. He'll go to kf when an Idea Guy or someone similar says "hey chris, look at this". Or if there's some other reason he needs to get some info, like when Jessica Quinn was active.

			The reason is because during the more famous sagas, he'd lurk various forums trying to figure out who's fucking with him. However there was contradictory information everywhere, and the trolls did a good enough job at finding fall guys, to the point that Chris concluded that he wasn't going to find anything illuminating by squatting on the troll haunts.

			Reason I know this, is because there'd constantly be speculation on sites like /cwc/ that outright spelled out people's plans. Chris was completely ignorant of that info until we linked the specific post to him. Then he'd flip out "omg what is this???"

			I have posted on here (and elsewhere) just completely openly, without filter, because I've never been that worried about Chris finding it. Back then we'd have a troll talking to Chris, and I'd more or less just post about what's going on publicly and nothing ever happened. (We left out the most damning details, but a smart person could figure out what was going on. The threads were pretty straightforward.)

			Chris has been checking kf more often than he used to, but even then it's not very frequent.

			I know this because Chris unblocked me on twitter a few months ago. I was confused because my twitter account has pickles and stuff on it (like, pickled cucumbers, not dongs), so it's pretty clear I'm some kind of troll. Chris said something like "OK you troll, I am giving you another chance, but do not talk to me for a whole month" and then he unbanned me. Anyway, things were cool for a few months, and I said hi to him at magfest.

			Heh, well, after magfest, he suddenly blocked me again. It had taken him that long to notice who I was on kf, and that's why he blocked me. His block message was "I'm sorry [Marvin] but you are too much trollble[sic]".

			Weird time to block me. I haven't trolled him in years.

			¯\_(ツ)_/¯}}

	==Why Chris gets trolled==		==Why Chris gets trolled==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris's Password Strength */

2025-03-19T15:06:45Z

Chris's Password Strength

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	==Chris's Password Strength==		==Chris's Password Strength==
	14 December 2018		14 December 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-12-14-barb-confirms-shes-not-dead.50974/page-2#post-4087458 ([https://archive.fo/vP20t archive])</ref>

	In response to a user's comment, "I bet his new password is just "sonichu" backwards or some dumb shit, he really shouldn't go challenging da trolls publicly":		In response to a user's comment, "I bet his new password is just "sonichu" backwards or some dumb shit, he really shouldn't go challenging da trolls publicly":

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris's password strength */

2025-03-19T15:05:34Z

Chris's password strength

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}

	==Chris's ~~password strength~~==		==Chris's Password Strength==
	14 December 2018		14 December 2018

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Welfare Check on Barbara */

2025-03-19T15:04:55Z

Welfare Check on Barbara

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}

			==Chris's password strength==
			14 December 2018

			In response to a user's comment, "I bet his new password is just "sonichu" backwards or some dumb shit, he really shouldn't go challenging da trolls publicly":

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|No, his passwords got very strong after the first few email leaks. They're autistic combinations of letters, numbers and symbols that no one would be able to figure out. [[2018 Twitter account compromise\|He just hands them out to "magichan"]].}}

	==Leaking of Idea Guys Videos==		==Leaking of Idea Guys Videos==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Idea Guys' Blackmailing */

2025-02-17T17:34:36Z

Idea Guys' Blackmailing

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	It's pretty much because he has new "friends" (imaginary ones). He spent a year+ with his imaginary friends, not talking to his real friends.}}		It's pretty much because he has new "friends" (imaginary ones). He spent a year+ with his imaginary friends, not talking to his real friends.}}

			==Chris at Therapy==
			14 March 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-demoted-a-phase-in-therapeutic-docket-program.54259/page-4#post-4442207 ([https://archive.fo/FCvgY archive])</ref>

			[''in response to comments that Chris probably avoids telling therapists about his beliefs'']

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Oh lolno, Chris has been telling his therapists in great detail about his insane shit for a long time. Like in detail and he gets cranky if they don't let him tell everything the way he wants.

			I just don't think they care or will do anything about it.}}

	==Idea Guys' Blackmailing==		==Idea Guys' Blackmailing==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Rocky filming Lego Manchester */

2024-12-14T06:15:14Z

Rocky filming Lego Manchester

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	Bob did try to say something about it, but Barb flipped out. Kind of like when he tried to clean up the hoard and she flipped shit on him. It seems like it was easier for Bob to just go with the flow.}}		Bob did try to say something about it, but Barb flipped out. Kind of like when he tried to clean up the hoard and she flipped shit on him. It seems like it was easier for Bob to just go with the flow.}}

	==Rocky ~~filming~~ Lego Manchester==		==Rocky Filming Lego Manchester==
	13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>		13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Rocky filming Lego Manchester */

2024-12-14T05:57:26Z

Rocky filming Lego Manchester

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	13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>		13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>

	In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months. ":		In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months.":

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Yeah, but I don't know if contact frequency will be the deciding factor. Chris and Rocky were pretty distant back when Chris made [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013\|this video]]. And I'm pretty sure he just called her out of the blue to film that for him.		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Yeah, but I don't know if contact frequency will be the deciding factor. Chris and Rocky were pretty distant back when Chris made [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013\|this video]]. And I'm pretty sure he just called her out of the blue to film that for him.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Rocky filming Lego Manchester */

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Rocky filming Lego Manchester

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	==Rocky filming Lego Manchester==		==Rocky filming Lego Manchester==
	13-16 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>		13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>

	In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months. ":		In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months. ":