Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain) - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:14, 22 January 2026

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Anna McLerran */

2025-10-16T07:00:08Z

Anna McLerran

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	I can also confirm the gas station got some troll phone calls - people called claiming that Chris was begging rather than being stranded, but the employees believed Chris rather than the calls.}}		I can also confirm the gas station got some troll phone calls - people called claiming that Chris was begging rather than being stranded, but the employees believed Chris rather than the calls.}}

			==Chris's Defense of Anna==
			5 August 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2018-08-05-annas-gambit.46305/post-3634056 ([https://archive.fo/KzXdk archive])</ref>

			In a thread on the subject of [[August 2018 social media posts#Asking Null for an apology\|Chris's tweets]] disputing Null's account and vulgarity towards [[Anna]] and [[Rocky]]:

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Anna hates KF. She wants the site shut down. She hates @Null for running KF. As soon as Null joined @Marvin and I in handling the extortion situation, she bounced. At that point she was as useful as a wet diaper anyway - she kept asking us to hold off on moving with the situation until her finals were over so it was inconsequential.

			Anna has an ego, however. She watched the Rekieta Law video this morning and flipped when she found out she was (rightfully) being negatively portrayed. Her response was to lash out at Null and I by trying to get into Chris' ear. It sort-of worked for all of five minutes when Chris responded with "Don't insult my BFF!". When we told Chris that if he doesn't want our help we'll be done, it was "I love you guys, I need y'all in my life, please get along." i.e. - business as usual.

			You failed again, Anna. Just GTFO.}}

			Later that day,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2018-08-05-annas-gambit.46305/post-3634477 ([https://archive.fo/9n3g3 archive])</ref> in response to a user's comment, "All of it; I know that people like Marvin and Null are trying to do good, but it seems like the never-ending control/influence of a poor, exceptional man. I don't think Null and Marvin are trying to steer Chris in the wrong direction, but the situation can turn sour with Chris. Just like this last thing with Anna, he was ready to turn on Null and Kiwifarms because Anna got in his ear. It doesn't even take someone's influence, Chris could act up at any time and blame Null or Marvin."

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Actually, Chris is free to do as he pleases. Null and I made it very clear to him today that if he no longer wants our help or advice that we're gone. He quickly changed his tune.}}

	==Anna McLerran==		==Anna McLerran==

Hurtful Truth Level at 11:18, 11 October 2025

2025-10-11T11:18:00Z

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	This page is an archive of [[The Captain]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.		This page is an archive of [[The Captain]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]], under the usernames SpaceMonkey and The Captain. Unless otherwise noted, posts are by The Captain account. Posts are sorted by date.

			==Potential Megan Interview==
			11 March 2016, as SpaceMonkey<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-personal-friends-with-megan-schroeder-she-may-do-an-interview-for-my-youtube-channel-ideas.18272/ ([https://archive.fo/EBbNo archive])</ref>

			[''posts thread titled "I'm personal friends with MEGAN SCHROEDER - she may do an INTERVIEW for my YouTube channel - ideas?!"'']

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|Hey all, first post here but I feel it's relevant.

			Found Chris while recovering from heart surgery this past winter - literally had hundreds of hours to read. Read up on Megan, started talking to her on Facebook, and we've actually become pretty close friends!

			Proof: http://imgur.com/ZwPqTUN

			I've received a lot of insider information about Chris from Megan, some of which I will not reveal to protect her privacy, current life situation, etc. I genuinely think that she's a fantastic person and am thankful for her friendship. She wants to keep things quiet and would prefer that Chris's recent reemergence on the interwebs not interfere with her personal life.

			Shortly after befriending Megan, I made this video as an attempt to trick Chris into adding me to his Facebook:

			[''links a video, since deleted'']

			Sad to say it didn't work, but Megan and I got a good laugh out of some of the responses.

			Anyway, Megan, her brother John and I have been talking for several months about the possibility of doing a video interview with either one or both of them to talk about and clarify some things from Chris' past.

			What say you, people of the Kiwi Farms - should we? I will repeat - she is very hesitant and doesn't want any huge amount of attention - but at the same time would like to clarify some rumors about her past involvement with Chris.}}

	==End Games Ban==		==End Games Ban==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chandler Cats */

2024-11-16T09:19:13Z

Chandler Cats

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	This page is an archive of [[The Captain]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.		This page is an archive of [[The Captain]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.

			==End Games Ban==
			8 May 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/5-7-chris-rejects-group-of-twitter-orbiters.42802/page-5#post-3333505 ([https://archive.md/LcnJf archive])</ref>

			In response to a user's comment, "Please elaborate.":

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|There's nothing to elaborate on. He had Sonichu stuck to the sign at End Games, they got a new sign, he found the old one in the trash with his loving son attached to it and rheed the fuck out.}}

			Later, The Captain added:

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|I forgot to add that it was the sign they put up for Pokémon league, not their main sign.

			The manager in question said they Sonichu isn't a Pokémon and isn't Pokémon related and shouldn't be on the sign.

			You can figure out on your own how that went..}}

	==Chandler Cats==		==Chandler Cats==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Dropping the act */

2024-11-16T08:50:56Z

Dropping the act

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	==Dropping the act==		==Dropping the act==
	16 September 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-142#post-3766239</ref>		16 September 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-142#post-3766239 ([https://archive.fo/ZJ1fB archive])</ref>

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|Chris reaches out to me every few days or so but stopped the daily communication when I straight up told him the a alt-dimension stuff was a bunch of nonsense and I only used the ring flashing signals thing to get him to trust me. Even then he kept reaching out and I finally just said "leave me alone until you're ready to help yourself and drop the dimensional delusional nonsense."		{{quoteboxkiwi\|Chris reaches out to me every few days or so but stopped the daily communication when I straight up told him the a alt-dimension stuff was a bunch of nonsense and I only used the ring flashing signals thing to get him to trust me. Even then he kept reaching out and I finally just said "leave me alone until you're ready to help yourself and drop the dimensional delusional nonsense."

Hurtful Truth Level: /* 6K Dollars */

2024-11-16T08:49:44Z

6K Dollars

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	==6K Dollars==		==6K Dollars==
	16 September 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-143#post-3767203</ref>		16 September 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-143#post-3767203 ([https://archive.fo/cIVI0 archive])</ref>

	In response to a user's comment 'But you can force them to have phone sex with you every day and send you 6,000 dollars USD. It's almost as if Chris gravitates toward things that are bad for him. It's probably because nothing genuinely good or constructive has ever happened to him.'		In response to a user's comment 'But you can force them to have phone sex with you every day and send you 6,000 dollars USD. It's almost as if Chris gravitates toward things that are bad for him. It's probably because nothing genuinely good or constructive has ever happened to him.'

Cereally at 02:21, 23 August 2023

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 Edit: She's genuinely touched and really liked whoever is posting as Donald Trump. She feels bad for Chris but will not be meeting up with him under any circumstances.}}
-==Magi-Chan says the cats are safe with Chris==
+==Liza Updates==
 November 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/page-11#post-3935184</ref>
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 Chris said no and that Magi-Chan has stated in "his" infinite wisdom that the animals are safer with him than anywhere else.}}
-==Death of Patches==
+November 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/page-26#post-3940171</ref>
-November 2018<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/page-35#post-3947693</ref>
-{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris has informed me that Patches died in his arms late last night.
+She has expressed concern for Chris' mental health and wants to see him go in-patient for a few weeks. Personally I think daily therapy would be good for him myself.. Not necessarily in-patient but it probably wouldn't hurt.}}
-He had taken him to the vet just the day prior and truly did everything he could to help the cat.
+November 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/page-32#post-3945230</ref>
-I'm posting here before it makes it to Twitter to hopefully mitigate the obvious backlash that will come.. He did everything he could.}}
+{{quoteboxkiwi|Kitties are doing fine. "Liza" ended up being a boy, though. Not sure how Chris missed that.}}
 November 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/page-37#post-3948697 ([https://archive.vn/kCwhS archive])</ref>
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 His new owner suspects they actually have pneumonia and the conjunctivitis is simply a symptom.}}
 ==Troll Police Calls==

Cereally: /* Troll Police Calls */

2023-08-23T01:52:53Z

Troll Police Calls

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	==Troll Police Calls==		==Troll Police Calls==
	9 November 2018		9 November 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-795#post-3960292</ref>

	{{quoteboxkiwi\|So the police have visited Chris yet again.. seems the latest round of troll police calls is the most intense in years.		{{quoteboxkiwi\|So the police have visited Chris yet again.. seems the latest round of troll police calls is the most intense in years.

Cereally: /* Megan's Guns */

2023-08-22T22:16:51Z

Megan's Guns

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|I couldn't sit back on this one}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|I couldn't sit back on this one}}

			In response to a user's comment 'What did you tell him? That Megan personally told you she’s waiting for Chris to roll up so she can ventilate him in her driveway, or did you just tell him she had a gun and he put the pieces together that she’d perceive him as a threat?

			If the latter is true, on one hand it’s hilarious to think that he only thing stopping him isn’t the stress, discomfort and fear that he may cause Megan but the fact that she can actually retaliate'

			{{quoteboxkiwi\|I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.

			So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.}}

	==Megan is a Console==		==Megan is a Console==

Cereally: /* Amnyfest Ring */

2023-08-22T10:40:15Z

Amnyfest Ring

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	I highly doubt Chris recorded any of it, but knowing Wise he probably did.}}		I highly doubt Chris recorded any of it, but knowing Wise he probably did.}}

	==~~Amnyfest Ring~~==		==Money==
	20 July 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-8#post-3581495 ([https://archive.ph/4NFVy archive])</ref>		20 July 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-8#post-3581495 ([https://archive.ph/4NFVy archive])</ref>