Lars Call - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 15:32, 12 December 2025

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Anemichu: Grammar edit

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Grammar edit

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	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> I be confuzzled.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> I be confuzzled.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That's another thing that, uh, kinda ticks me- It kinda ticks me off a bit, uh, I do not- I do not like it when... When uh, when the trolls, have been- You know, they pretty much seem to have started the trend of calling the PlayStation 3 a... "PS Triple". [[Chris and Hypocrisy\|And I just do not- I just- That just rubs me the wrong way, man.]]		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> That's another thing that, uh, kinda ticks me- It kinda ticks me off a bit, uh, I do not- I do not like it when... When uh, when the trolls, have been- You know, they pretty much seem to have started the trend of calling the PlayStation 3 a... "PS Triple". [[Chris and Hypocrisy\|And I just do not- I just- That just rubs me the wrong way, man.]]
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Shit, dog. Why y'all ain't like that and shit? Just be a box fulla toys and shit, why y'all be defendin' the name and shit? I mean I feel ya, wantin' to defend the name, defend the honor, defend the honor of a honest woman and shit? Man, I be all up on that shit. Wanna be up that poon tang, you gotta be defendin' that honor and shit. Man, like my bitch, little Cubby, he be sayin' "Bitch, yo bitch be all bitch and shit,"		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Shit, dog. Why y'all ain't like that and shit? Just be a box fulla toys and shit, why y'all be defendin' the name and shit? I mean I feel ya, wantin' to defend the name, defend the honor, defend the honor of a honest woman and shit? Man, I be all up on that shit. Wanna be up that poon tang, you gotta be defendin' that honor and shit. Man, like my bitch, little Cubby, he be sayin' "Bitch, yo bitch be all bitch and shit."
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I hear ya.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I hear ya.
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> I be like, "I'm a pop yo ass."		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> I be like, "I'm a pop yo ass."

FromtheWordsofBR at 04:19, 19 June 2024

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KingClark at 05:19, 5 February 2024

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	[[Image:Lars.jpg\|thumb\|Lars, with boat.]]		[[Image:Lars.jpg\|thumb\|Lars, with boat. ''Sheeeiiit''.]]

	{{quote\|I be like... "Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18-to-current-age-year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!" And they be- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the- Just for the booty call! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang!\|[[Chris]], talking like a [[niggo]]}}		{{quote\|I be like... "Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18-to-current-age-year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!" And they be- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the- Just for the booty call! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang!\|[[Chris]], talking like a [[niggo]].}}

	{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}		{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}
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	\| Saga = [[Saga#Jackie_Saga_.28April_5.2C_2010_-_November_26.2C_2010.29\|Jackie]]		\| Saga = [[Saga#Jackie_Saga_.28April_5.2C_2010_-_November_26.2C_2010.29\|Jackie]]
	}} </center>		}} </center>


	==Summary==		==Summary==

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	{{FanChats}}		{{FanChats}}
			{{Articleofthenow}}
	[[Category:Phone calls]]		[[Category:Phone calls]]
	[[Category: Jackie Saga]]		[[Category: Jackie Saga]]

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	* [http://db.tt/55pQvBce Dropbox mirror]		* [http://db.tt/55pQvBce Dropbox mirror]

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	{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}		{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}

	The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[~~Asperchu\|~~Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV\|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4\|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.		The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV\|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4\|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.

	==Video==		==Video==

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	{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}		{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}

	The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Asperchu\|Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.		The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Asperchu\|Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV\|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4\|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.

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	* Chris likes [[Fanta\|orange soda]].		* Chris likes [[Fanta\|orange soda]].
	* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel\|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.		* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel\|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.

	===Stats===		===Stats===
	* The word "nigga" is used 185 times. Chris uses the word twice.		* The word "nigga" is used 185 times. Chris uses the word twice.

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* Summary */

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Summary

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	* Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.		* Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.
	* Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript\|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say [[Niggos\|"nigga"]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|out of context.]]		* Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript\|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say [[Niggos\|"nigga"]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|out of context.]]
	* [[~~Sonichu~~]] ~~(didn't see that coming)~~, ~~Chris~~ incorporates IRL enemies into ~~his [[comic]]~~. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.		* Chris explains his [[comic]], and how he incorporates IRL enemies into it. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.
	* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.		* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
	* Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]]; Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.		* Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]]; Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.

KUG.SIG17: /* The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43) */ transcription fix

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The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43): transcription fix

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	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> N-no-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> N-no-
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker\|Archie Bunker]] with his negativity, fuckin' callin' people nigger. Gooks. Swanks. Wanks. Negros. All of his [[Wikipedia:Jughead Jones\|jughead]] remarks, shit. Fuckin' Archie. That be like what [[Sonichu (comic)\|your comic]] is like, dog?		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker\|Archie Bunker]] with his negativity, fuckin' callin' people nigger. Gooks. Swanks. Wanks. Negros. All of his [[Wikipedia:Jughead Jones\|jughead]] remarks, shit. Fuckin' Archie. That be like what [[Sonichu (comic)\|your comic]] is like, dog?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I mean essentially, that would be what it would've been, but then I, then that, I kind of like lost track of when the trolls, the ~~uh, the [[trolls]], [[Chris and English\|the typos]], and then [[WeighIn\|they weighed me~~, they weighed me down.]] And then they, then you know the expression, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Well, they used to get on my mind so much that they get, then I end up drawing them into my comic books, making them into villains, and yadda-yadda-yadda. They just, they just...and they just essentially just worsened my... most of my books. And then-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I mean essentially, that would be what it would've been, but then I, then that, I kind of like lost track of when the trolls, the cyberbullies, they weighed me down. And then they, then you know the expression, "too many cooks spoil the broth." Well, they used to get on my mind so much that they get, then I end up drawing them into my comic books, making them into villains, and yadda-yadda-yadda. They just, they just...and they just essentially just worsened my... most of my books. And then-
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Alright.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Alright.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Originally-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Originally-
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	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> You ain't pick out bits and pieces, and say yes to this, and no to that. That's why I'm- I be confused, I be confuzzled and shit.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> You ain't pick out bits and pieces, and say yes to this, and no to that. That's why I'm- I be confused, I be confuzzled and shit.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yeah uh-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yeah uh-

	===Fueling the Fire (26:43 - 28:30)===		===Fueling the Fire (26:43 - 28:30)===
	<font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Yo, yo, dog, let me relate a cautionary tale an' shit. Shit, shit happened way back in Jackie an' I first relationship and shit. Man, bitch be all like, "Lars, you best be gettin' rid of them boats, lest I bounce and shit," and I be like, "A'ight, a'ight dog, I'll be gettin' ridda my boats and shit, shorty. Shit, you'll see and shit. Damn!" Then the bitch was like, "A'ight, you be gettin' rid of them boats, I don't wanna see no boats here in forty-eight hours." I'll be like, "A'ight." I ain't mean to get ridda them boats. I just went out and bought mo' boats. Shit, bitch was all like, "Lars, you need to lose boats. Y'all be like, addicted and shit. You need to stop buyin' boats and shit." I be like, "A'ight" every fuckin' time. Every fuckin' time. I just payin' the bitch [[Wikipedia:Lip service\|lip service]] and shit. Soon enough, whole fuckin' house fulla boats and shit.		<font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Yo, yo, dog, let me relate a cautionary tale an' shit. Shit, shit happened way back in Jackie an' I first relationship and shit. Man, bitch be all like, "Lars, you best be gettin' rid of them boats, lest I bounce and shit," and I be like, "A'ight, a'ight dog, I'll be gettin' ridda my boats and shit, shorty. Shit, you'll see and shit. Damn!" Then the bitch was like, "A'ight, you be gettin' rid of them boats, I don't wanna see no boats here in forty-eight hours." I'll be like, "A'ight." I ain't mean to get ridda them boats. I just went out and bought mo' boats. Shit, bitch was all like, "Lars, you need to lose boats. Y'all be like, addicted and shit. You need to stop buyin' boats and shit." I be like, "A'ight" every fuckin' time. Every fuckin' time. I just payin' the bitch [[Wikipedia:Lip service\|lip service]] and shit. Soon enough, whole fuckin' house fulla boats and shit.

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	{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}		{{quote\|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].\|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}

	The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV\|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4\|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.		The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Chris and Race#Black people\|black]] [[JERKS\|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV\|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4\|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w\|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex\|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.

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	* Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu\|<s>Down Syndrome</s> Downtism]].		* Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu\|<s>Down Syndrome</s> Downtism]].
	* Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.		* Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.
	* Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript\|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say ~~[[Niggos\|~~"nigga"]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|out of context.]]		* Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript\|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb\|out of context.]]
	* Chris explains his [[comic]], and how he incorporates IRL enemies into it. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.		* Chris explains his [[comic]], and how he incorporates IRL enemies into it. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.
	* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.		* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
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	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ [[Wikipedia:House slave\|house nigga]]. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ [[Wikipedia:House slave\|house nigga]]. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I hear you. [[Barb\|My-my mom]]-it happens between my mom and [[Bob\|dad]]. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I hear you. [[Barb\|My-my mom]]-it happens between my mom and [[Bob\|dad]]. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m ~~[[Niggos\|~~a black man]], so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and [[Jackie]]. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m a black man, so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and [[Jackie]]. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I hear-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I hear-
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Shit ain't [[Wikipedia:Cornbread\|cornbread]].		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> Shit ain't [[Wikipedia:Cornbread\|cornbread]].
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	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> He- He- He picked-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> He- He- He picked-
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> What about this nigga?		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> What about this nigga?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> He picked a fight with me first, he just had his own griefs, he just had his own griefs, his own gripes and scares against me. He be thinkin' I be like... He be thinkin' like y'know, I know... He be havin' his own weird accusations against me, probably thinkin' that I w- He probably... Damn troll ~~[[Niggos\|~~niggers]] who... Who damn throw the label of pedophile on me and damn ol' buncha shit offa him. He be throwin' all them labels on me and just lookin' for a damn excuse to kick me out of that store and ban me forever and the he- And then... And then he did find a damn excuse and it damn happened and they called tresspassin' and everthiiing.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> He picked a fight with me first, he just had his own griefs, he just had his own griefs, his own gripes and scares against me. He be thinkin' I be like... He be thinkin' like y'know, I know... He be havin' his own weird accusations against me, probably thinkin' that I w- He probably... Damn troll niggers who... Who damn throw the label of pedophile on me and damn ol' buncha shit offa him. He be throwin' all them labels on me and just lookin' for a damn excuse to kick me out of that store and ban me forever and the he- And then... And then he did find a damn excuse and it damn happened and they called tresspassin' and everthiiing.
	<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> So y'all, y'all be goin' on property when you know you ain't- It be someone elses property and shit, and you be like, "Fuck that, I ain't give a shit about right and wrong! I ain't give a shit about what someone else wants! I ain't give a shit about no other nigga's property, and personal reliability, and safe-ety.		<br><font color="#000000">'''Lars:'''</font> So y'all, y'all be goin' on property when you know you ain't- It be someone elses property and shit, and you be like, "Fuck that, I ain't give a shit about right and wrong! I ain't give a shit about what someone else wants! I ain't give a shit about no other nigga's property, and personal reliability, and safe-ety.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah besides which-		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah besides which-

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* Jackie ~~had~~ an involuntary abortion, ~~thanks to Lars~~.		* Jackie (who, if she isn't voiced by her, sounds remarkably similar to [[Kacey]]) greets Chris before handing the phone to Lars.
			* Chris confronts Lars about him forcing Jackie to have an involuntary abortion. Lars says "my bad", and explains he was not ready for such a high-maintenance task like raising a child.
	* Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego\|Legos]].		* Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego\|Legos]].
	* Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic\|Kick the Nigga]].		* Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic\|Kick the Nigga]].
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	* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "[[Alec Benson Leary\|Alec Bason Nigga]]".		* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "[[Alec Benson Leary\|Alec Bason Nigga]]".
	* Jackie better not burn that casserole.		* Jackie better not burn that casserole.
	* Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20\|e-mail proving he did]].		* Lars notes how Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie. Chris denies it, but Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20\|e-mail proving he did]].
	* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's nigga.		* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's nigga.
	* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3\|PS Triple]]".		* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3\|PS Triple]]".
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	* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[100_2278\|strong]] and would kick their ass (but only if they hit first).		* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[100_2278\|strong]] and would kick their ass (but only if they hit first).
	* Chris likes black people on [[TV]]. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes ''Sanford & Son''. They both hold up their fists in black solidarity.		* Chris likes black people on [[TV]]. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes ''Sanford & Son''. They both hold up their fists in black solidarity.
	* The conversation goes back to Jackie, ~~they wonder~~ why Jackie is mad at Chris.		* The conversation goes back to Jackie. Lars himself notes how well the two are getting along despite their shaky start, and wonders why Jackie is mad at Chris.
	* Chris claims that he will make things right.		* Chris claims that he will make things right.
	* Lars tells Chris that his [[dick]] is four inches of straight goodness.		* Lars tells Chris that his [[dick]] is four inches of straight goodness.
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	* Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos\|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead.		* Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos\|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead.
	* Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.		* Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.
	* Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a massive shit, courtesy of [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell\|Taco Bell]].		* Jackie can't come to the phone; she's taking a massive shit, courtesy of [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell\|Taco Bell]].
	* Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism\|too hard]].		* Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism\|too hard]].
	* Lars says Chris is afraid of women. Chris denies it.		* Lars says Chris is afraid of women. Chris denies it.
	* Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|~~shits himself.~~]]		* Chris makes some [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|suspicious-sounding grunts]]. He says he didn't have [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell\|Taco Bell]] for dinner, but a fish fillet.
	* Chris didn't have [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell\|Taco Bell]], ~~he had~~ a fish fillet ~~for dinner~~.
	* Lars lost his virginity at 8; he was scared, so he only made the bitch cum twice.		* Lars lost his virginity at 8; he was scared, so he only made the bitch cum twice.
	* Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris's doorstep the following day.		* Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris's doorstep the following day.
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	* Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, he wants Jackie AND [[video games]].		* Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, he wants Jackie AND [[video games]].
	* Chris likes [[Fanta\|orange soda]].		* Chris likes [[Fanta\|orange soda]].
	* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel\|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he ~~goes~~ to fuck Jackie.		* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel\|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was. In fact, he's more familiar with the 1920s-era coin theaters that granted the TV channel its namesake.
			* Lars wraps up the call so Chris can go to bed, and so Lars can go fuck Jackie.

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