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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Kre-O */

2026-04-27T01:50:55Z

Kre-O

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	[[File:Chris Lego.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This one figurine was built out of at least $100 worth of sets.]]		[[File:Chris Lego.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This one figurine was built out of at least $100 worth of sets.]]

	To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-O. The pieces are fully compatible with Lego, though some proportions differ. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to the legs and torso being from Kree-O, is significantly shorter than other minifigs. Chris accounted for this by affixing platform shoes (read: small plates) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.		To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by [[Hasbro]] (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-O. The pieces are fully compatible with Lego, though some proportions differ. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to the legs and torso being from Kree-O, is significantly shorter than other minifigs. Chris accounted for this by affixing platform shoes (read: small plates) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.

	This version of Lego Chris was last seen on 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].		This version of Lego Chris was last seen on 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Gallery */

2026-04-27T01:49:49Z

Gallery

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	Image:Facebook2.jpg\|Truly a fallen angel.		Image:Facebook2.jpg\|Truly a fallen angel.
	File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo.		File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo.
	File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|The Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard.		File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|The [[Megan Schroeder\|Bitch]], the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder\|Bastard]].
	File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|That'll teach them.		File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|That'll teach them.
	File:12.07.20 room2.jpg\|[[July 2020]]		File:12.07.20 room2.jpg\|[[July 2020]]

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Gallery */

2025-10-29T23:36:27Z

Gallery

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	Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg\|[[Duck\|More than seven inches long!]]		Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg\|[[Duck\|More than seven inches long!]]
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			File:0849-KMegazordAssemble.jpg
			File:0850-KartMegazordAtToysRUs.jpg
			File:0851-CWCLicenseToRace.jpg
	Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg \|A mysterious project labelled as "CWC Nuculus" (possibly a diagram of a cell with nucleus?)		Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg \|A mysterious project labelled as "CWC Nuculus" (possibly a diagram of a cell with nucleus?)
			File:0432-CWCWNuculus1.jpg
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	Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg		Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg
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	Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG\|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].		Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG\|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].
	Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg\|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.		Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg\|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.
			File:0434-LegoWalkman2.jpg
			File:0448-LegoStarWarsKart1.jpg
			File:0449-LegoStarWarsKart2.jpg
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			File:0453-KMegazord4.jpg
			File:0458-CosmicDragonfly.jpg
	Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in the upper left corner.		Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in the upper left corner.
	Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg\|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.		Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg\|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.

Makuchi at 03:55, 15 December 2024

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	[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png\|thumb\|A TRUE and HONEST minifigure.]]		[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png\|thumb\|A TRUE and HONEST minifigure.]]

	'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.		'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into [[reality]]. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.

	==Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations==		==Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Addiction and financial ruin */

2024-09-21T06:30:12Z

Addiction and financial ruin

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	Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.		Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.

			==Burned Lego==
			The [[2014 house fire]] burned some of Chris's Lego sets, which he set about replacing. In [[September 2024]], Chris offered for sale on [[Cwclight]] several chunks of the burned Lego.

			<center><gallery>
			File:Cwclight - Lego Department Store - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5406.jpeg\|Lego Department Store
			File:Cwclight - Melted School Third Floor - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5405.jpeg\|Portion meant to represent [[Manchester High School]]
			File:Cwclight - Melted Werewolf on House Top - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5409.jpeg\|Haunted House set werewolf piece
			</gallery></center>

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Background */ lego tries to market to adults as well these days

2024-08-12T02:45:36Z

Background: lego tries to market to adults as well these days

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	'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.		'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.

	~~==Background==~~
	It is not unusual for adults to work with Lego, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt\|like a little kid]]. The model villages of [[wikipedia:Legoland\|Legoland]] would not be possible without a team of model makers and enthusiasts that make sure that their creations are not disproportionate multi-colored eyesores.<ref>The Telegraph: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDsOlyb8MI0 A day in the life of a model maker at LEGOLAND – Weird and wonderful jobs in 360°].</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

	Lego can have a serious purpose too: in 2019, Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei\|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of Lego blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref>

	Even when adults do build with Lego for the sole reason of creation, it's less of a medium for escapist roleplay fantasies and more of an artistic tool. Artists like [http://www.nathansawaya.com/ Nathan Sawaya] make a living off of creating, exhibiting, and selling impressive and dynamic sculptures made purely from a children's toy. The point is, there's many productive things Chris could be doing with his collection, and instead he opts to fuel his delusions.

	==Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations==		==Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations==

Hurtful Truth Level at 22:07, 23 May 2024

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	* [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]		* [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]

	~~==Sources==~~		{{References}}
	~~<references/>~~

	==External Links==		==External Links==
	* [http://web.archive.org/web/20021011115237/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcsbioniclesite/cwcsbionicle.htm An archived version of "Christian's Bionicle Site."]		* [http://web.archive.org/web/20021011115237/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcsbioniclesite/cwcsbionicle.htm An archived version of "Christian's Bionicle Site."]
			{{Toys}}
	[[Category:Hobbies]]		[[Category:Hobbies]]
	[[Category:Toys]]		[[Category:Toys]]
	[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]		[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]
	[[Category:Things Chris likes]]		[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Hurtful Truth Level: chris still bought lego and showed some pieces from 14 bc

2024-05-06T03:03:58Z

chris still bought lego and showed some pieces from 14 bc

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	'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.		'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.

	~~Despite Lego being a popular example of Chris's massive spending on toys, he has stopped buying them in favor of Transformers toys, only buying one known set since his release from [[Jail Saga\|jail]].~~

	==Background==		==Background==
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	A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals\|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris\|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up only days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.		A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals\|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris\|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up only days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.

	Following the fire, Chris threw absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of it was a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this was an addiction, and how much was an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly terrifying steps Chris took to preserve it, as is evidenced below, it's extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem. ~~Eventually~~, ~~however, starting in mid~~ [[~~2016~~]]~~, Chris shifted~~ to ~~collecting~~ [[~~Transformers~~]] ~~toys instead. After~~ [[~~Jail Saga\|getting arrested~~]] in [[~~2021~~]], ~~his giant Lego collection was presumably thrown out by the house upkeepers and~~ Chris ~~never attempted~~ to ~~expand it post release~~, ~~continuing the Transformers craze instead~~. ~~The only set he built since was one Indiana Jones themed one, built during the~~ [[~~February 2024 livestreams#~~Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media~~\|Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos~~, ~~Games and Media~~]].		Following the fire, Chris threw absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of it was a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this was an addiction, and how much was an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly terrifying steps Chris took to preserve it, as is evidenced below, it's extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem.

			In the years afterwards, Chris continued to purchase Lego sets. A photo from the [[2020 Discord leaks]] shows sets contemporary to that time.<ref>[[:File:12.07.20 room2.jpg]]</ref>

			In [[2023]], following the [[incest]] scandal, Chris moved to [[Big Island, VA]]. In [[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]], he showed some of his Lego items, including those which had been featured in his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] from 1998, indicating he had been able to retrieve his Lego from [[14 Branchland Court]]. He also did a live build of an ''Indiana Jones'' themed set, released in April 2023, and reiterated that he remains a fan of Lego.

	==Influences in the ~~Comics~~==		==Influences in the comics==
	Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway\|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg\|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.		Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway\|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg\|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.

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	This version of Lego Chris was last seen on 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].		This version of Lego Chris was last seen on 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].

	==Addiction and ~~Financial Ruin~~==		==Addiction and financial ruin==
	[[File:LegoSnorlax.jpg\|thumb\|A significantly slimmer [[Snorlax]].]]		[[File:LegoSnorlax.jpg\|thumb\|A significantly slimmer [[Snorlax]].]]

Amanitie: Updated

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XelaBlueThunder: This and the Transformers pages need to be well edited. This was written well before the Idea Guys saga.

2024-05-05T19:30:04Z

This and the Transformers pages need to be well edited. This was written well before the Idea Guys saga.

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	Image:Facebook2.jpg\|Truly a fallen angel.		Image:Facebook2.jpg\|Truly a fallen angel.
	File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo.		File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo.
	File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|The Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard.		File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|The [[Megan Schroeder\|Bitch]], the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder\|Bastard]].
	File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|That'll teach them.		File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg\|That'll teach them.
	File:12.07.20 room2.jpg\|[[July 2020]]		File:12.07.20 room2.jpg\|[[July 2020]]

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	[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png\|thumb\|A true and honest minifigure.]]		[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png\|thumb\|A true and honest minifigure.]]

	'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He's even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.		'''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980\|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego bricks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon\|creations]] into reality. They were a staple [[C-Mas]] gift throughout his life, and even in his adult years, Chris continued to spend literally thousands of dollars on Lego sets. He's even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas. However, despite being used as a term for Chris's massive spendings on toys, he has actually stopped buying them post jail in favor of Transformers toys, only ever buying one known set.

	==Background==		==Background==
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	A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals\|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris\|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up only days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.		A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals\|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris\|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up only days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.

	Chris has since thrown absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of ~~this is~~ a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this is an addiction, and how much is an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly terrifying steps Chris has taken to preserving it, as is evidenced below, it is extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem.		Chris has since thrown absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of it was a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this was an addiction, and how much was an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly terrifying steps Chris has taken to preserving it, as is evidenced below, it's extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem. Eventually, however, starting in mid [[2016]], Chris shifted to collecting [[Transformers]] toys instead. After [[Jail Saga\|getting arrested]] in [[2021]], his giant Lego collection was presumably thrown out by the house upkeepers and Chris never attempted to expand it post release, continuing the Transformers craze instead. The only set he built since was one Indiana Jones themed one, built during the [[February 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media\|Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]].

	==Influences in the Comics==		==Influences in the Comics==
	Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway\|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg\|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.		Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway\|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg\|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.
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	To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-O. The pieces are fully compatible with Lego, though some proportions differ. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to the legs and torso being from Kree-O, is significantly shorter than other minifigs. Chris accounted for this by affixing platform shoes (read: small plates) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.		To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-O. The pieces are fully compatible with Lego, though some proportions differ. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to the legs and torso being from Kree-O, is significantly shorter than other minifigs. Chris accounted for this by affixing platform shoes (read: small plates) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.

	This version of Lego Chris was last seen 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].		This version of Lego Chris was last seen on 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga\|ponytail]].

	==Addiction and Financial Ruin==		==Addiction and Financial Ruin==
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	To further breakdown the expense of this project, Chris's new MHS model incorporates about 10 Lego Friends Heartlake High Sets - which retailed for about $50 each. There are multiple furnishings in the MHS model that ''only'' come in a specific ''[[Simpsons]]'' box set - one that retails for about $200, confirmed by the fact that this same set is also the only one that provides pieces for a miniature that Chris turned into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. For MHS ''alone'', Chris has spent over $700. When one factors in incredibly expensive sets we know he has, like the [[Optimus Prime]] Kree-O kit(over $160), a certain [[Prank calls#Batman Call\|Batman]] set ($50), and the Temple of Light set, that adds up to ''over $1,000''. Other identifications showed that Chris acquired a $60 Batcave set, and a $75 scale model White House as well. Sets totaling up to a grand total of $700 (Palace Cinema, Town Hall, Grand Emporium, and the previously mentioned $200 Simpsons set- Kwik-E-Mart) can be seen in the background of [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]], a video where Chris does everything but beg for money.		To further breakdown the expense of this project, Chris's new MHS model incorporates about 10 Lego Friends Heartlake High Sets - which retailed for about $50 each. There are multiple furnishings in the MHS model that ''only'' come in a specific ''[[Simpsons]]'' box set - one that retails for about $200, confirmed by the fact that this same set is also the only one that provides pieces for a miniature that Chris turned into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. For MHS ''alone'', Chris has spent over $700. When one factors in incredibly expensive sets we know he has, like the [[Optimus Prime]] Kree-O kit(over $160), a certain [[Prank calls#Batman Call\|Batman]] set ($50), and the Temple of Light set, that adds up to ''over $1,000''. Other identifications showed that Chris acquired a $60 Batcave set, and a $75 scale model White House as well. Sets totaling up to a grand total of $700 (Palace Cinema, Town Hall, Grand Emporium, and the previously mentioned $200 Simpsons set- Kwik-E-Mart) can be seen in the background of [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]], a video where Chris does everything but beg for money.

	By the end of 2014, Chris had spent at least '''''$5,000''''' on Lego since the 14 Branchland Court fire. This is on top of the $800-1200 he spent on creating his MHS project the first time. One might make the argument that this is one of his many steps in repairing [[CWCville]], but judging by the number of expensive sets he has that he hasn't incorporated into MHS, it's just as likely that Chris has developed an honest-to-god addiction. Either way, his frivolous spending on such luxuries ~~can and will prove~~ financially ruinous to him. [[File:1ig5aw.jpg\|thumb\|Probably the only set he'd never buy.]]		By the end of 2014, Chris had spent at least '''''$5,000''''' on Lego since the 14 Branchland Court fire. This is on top of the $800-1200 he spent on creating his MHS project the first time. One might make the argument that this was one of his many steps in repairing [[CWCville]], but judging by the number of expensive sets he has that he hasn't incorporated into MHS, it's just as likely that Chris has developed an honest-to-god addiction. Either way, his frivolous spending on such luxuries has proven financially ruinous to him. [[File:1ig5aw.jpg\|thumb\|Probably the only set he'd never buy.]]

	If ~~this is~~ indeed an addiction of sorts, it likely ~~has~~ origins in [[Barb]]'s hoarding, and her bribing Chris with toys when he was young to coax him into speech. While it [[Chris and money\|existed in other forms]] prior to these events, the stress triggered by the loss of his [[father]], his [[2014 house fire\|home]], [[Simonla#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin\|and even the sanctity of his personal retreat]] have intensified his hoarding of Lego as a way to escape his bleak present situation--which is in-keeping with his family's habit of [[Greene_County_School_System#The_aftermath\|running away]] [[28 October 2011\|from their problems]]--and given it an unnerving therapeutic quality that it didn't seem to have before.		If it was indeed an addiction of sorts, it likely had origins in [[Barb]]'s hoarding, and her bribing Chris with toys when he was young to coax him into speech. While it [[Chris and money\|existed in other forms]] prior to these events, the stress triggered by the loss of his [[father]], his [[2014 house fire\|home]], [[Simonla#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin\|and even the sanctity of his personal retreat]] have intensified his hoarding of Lego as a way to escape his bleak present situation--which is in-keeping with his family's habit of [[Greene_County_School_System#The_aftermath\|running away]] [[28 October 2011\|from their problems]]--and given it an unnerving therapeutic quality that it didn't seem to have before.

	The fact that Chris has spent thousands on Lego alone is absolutely horrifying, especially when one takes into account the fact that his financial situation is so dire that he has been reduced to begging for donations on Facebook to get by. ~~Rest assured~~, ~~good reader: no one on the CWCki takes any joy in this. Whether~~ due to genuine addiction or a misguided attempt to lose himself in fantasy, ~~Chris is at the precipice of~~ a truly dreadful situation, one that is, unfortunately [[Chris and reality\|only]] [[Chris and health\|one]] [[Chris and anger\|more]] [[Chris and his Ego\|thing]] for which he desperately needs professional help. Not only does he risk further financial difficulty if he continues to spend beyond his means, but his compulsive hoarding may become as physically dangerous as his mother's has. What he faces is a disease, and it deserves to be treated as such.		The fact that Chris has spent thousands on Lego alone is absolutely horrifying, especially when one takes into account the fact that his financial situation during that period of time was so dire that he has been reduced to begging for donations on Facebook to get by. While his spending problems have been tuned down after his release from jail, whether due to genuine addiction or a misguided attempt to lose himself in fantasy, such spending cod bring about a truly dreadful situation, one that has [[Financhu Crisis\|happened once already]] and, unfortunately, [[Chris and reality\|only]] [[Chris and health\|one]] [[Chris and anger\|more]] [[Chris and his Ego\|thing]] for which he desperately needs professional help. Not only does he risk further financial difficulty if he continues to spend beyond his means, but his compulsive hoarding may become as physically dangerous as his mother's has. What he faces is a disease, and it deserves to be treated as such.

	Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.		Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.