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Eamoo: Suno AI

2025-06-25T21:34:18Z

Suno AI

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Internet Love Quest */ probably a ween from the ED days

2025-03-30T06:06:36Z

Internet Love Quest: probably a ween from the ED days

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	[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's image from [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] profile.]]		[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's image from [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] profile.]]

	After becoming an infamous lolcow thanks to his edit war with ED, Chris began to receive unexpected attention from attractive single women who loved his comics and totally weren't just looking to troll him. At that point, Chris took his Love Quest onto the Internet, proclaiming that his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is whichever girl he's managed to pin down. Chris, or someone impersonating Chris, at one point even attempted appealing to [https://web.archive.org/web/20100530092000/http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804202349AA80xDL Yahoo! Answers] on how a "lonesome fella" can attract a boyfriend-free girl, going as far as mentioning his previous tactics and even asking his answerer to be his sweetheart.		After becoming an infamous lolcow thanks to his edit war with ED, Chris began to receive unexpected attention from attractive single women who loved his comics and totally weren't just looking to troll him. At that point, Chris took his Love Quest onto the Internet, proclaiming that his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is whichever girl he's managed to pin down.

	With each sweetheart he meets online, Chris follows a predictable pattern, demonstrating what he had always intended to do with any woman he met in real life. He begins with a series of proclamations of his TRUE and HONEST love, and then begins planning out how the woman will travel to his home. Chris professes to believe in the rule that sex is out of the question until the [[third date]], but since he expects every romantic encounter to end in total success he makes it clear — in as gentlemanly a fashion as he can manage — that he expects sex at the woman's earliest convenience. Amazingly, as each successive Internet gal pal proves to be a [[troll]], Chris becomes more devoted to the next one, to the point that within a month of meeting Ivy online he began planning his marriage to a woman he had never even seen face-to-face.		With each sweetheart he meets online, Chris follows a predictable pattern, demonstrating what he had always intended to do with any woman he met in real life. He begins with a series of proclamations of his TRUE and HONEST love, and then begins planning out how the woman will travel to his home. Chris professes to believe in the rule that sex is out of the question until the [[third date]], but since he expects every romantic encounter to end in total success he makes it clear — in as gentlemanly a fashion as he can manage — that he expects sex at the woman's earliest convenience. Amazingly, as each successive Internet gal pal proves to be a [[troll]], Chris becomes more devoted to the next one, to the point that within a month of meeting Ivy online he began planning his marriage to a woman he had never even seen face-to-face.

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	At some point in 2004 Chris had expanded his activities in the mall, including:		At some point in 2004 Chris had expanded his activities in the mall, including:

	* Pacing around a lot, playing ~~videos~~ on his Game Boy Advance SP.		* Pacing around a lot, playing games on his Game Boy Advance SP.
	* Shouting at walls, or "singing random songs from memory now and then".		* Shouting at walls, or "singing random songs from memory now and then".

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	==Hanna==		==Hanna==
	On 29 [[March 2005]] Chris (who had somehow regained full access to the mall) momentarily believed his prayers had been answered when he was approached by [[Hanna]], a girl who worked at the local ~~[[Wikipedia:Starbucks~~\|Starbucks]]. She invited Chris to have coffee with her. Chris quickly overreacted to this sudden reversal of fortune, calling his mother and showing Hanna his entire [[Sonichu Scrapbook\|''Sonichu'' scrapbook]].		On 29 [[March 2005]], Chris (who had somehow regained full access to the mall) momentarily believed his prayers had been answered when he was approached by [[Hanna]], a girl who worked at the local {{w\|Starbucks}}. She invited Chris to have coffee with her. Chris quickly overreacted to this sudden reversal of fortune, calling his mother and showing Hanna his entire [[Sonichu Scrapbook\|''Sonichu'' scrapbook]].

	However, Anna later informed Chris that Hanna was simply trolling him for the lulz. In shock, Chris confronted Hanna and, when she admitted the truth, he ran away screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!". He apparently made enough of a scene to get himself [[banned]] from the mall (again). Subsequently, Chris dramatized the whole story in [[Sub-Episode 2\|the comic]], where he was able to get the last word in exactly the way he could not in real life.		However, Anna later informed Chris that Hanna was simply trolling him for the lulz. In shock, Chris confronted Hanna and, when she admitted the truth, he ran away screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!". He apparently made enough of a scene to get himself [[banned]] from the mall (again). Subsequently, Chris dramatized the whole story in [[Sub-Episode 2\|the comic]], where he was able to get the last word in exactly the way he could not in real life.
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	{{quote\|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to him, “I do not speek [''sic''] to [[JERKS\|any Man other than myself]], because they all have [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none]].” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with [[Son-Chu\|my car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.\|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005\|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}		{{quote\|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to him, “I do not speek [''sic''] to [[JERKS\|any Man other than myself]], because they all have [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none]].” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with [[Son-Chu\|my car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.\|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005\|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

	In [[July 2005\|July]], unsurprisingly having been banned from Wal-Mart, Chris relocated to the newly-opened [[Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], where he quickly found himself in trouble for loitering. Chris refused to leave at first, but when store employees returned with [[Jerkops\|police officers]] (including [[Bagget]]), Chris offered to leave if they would listen to a prepared speech. According to Chris's account of the incident, five officers then jumped on him and [[Wikipedia:hogtie\|hogtied]] him without provocation. His account is so blatantly fantastic and biased that it's difficult to draw any conclusions about what actually happened; for five police officers to have subdued him, he must presumably have been ''egregiously'' stubborn in dealing with them.		In [[July 2005\|July]], unsurprisingly having been banned from Wal-Mart, Chris relocated to the newly-opened [[Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], where he quickly found himself in trouble for loitering. Chris refused to leave at first, but when store employees returned with [[Jerkops\|police officers]] (including [[Bagget]]), Chris offered to leave if they would listen to a prepared speech. According to Chris's account of the incident, five officers then [[Kick the Autistic\|jumped on him]] and [[Wikipedia:hogtie\|hogtied]] him without provocation. His account is so blatantly fantastic and biased that it's difficult to draw any conclusions about what actually happened; for five police officers to have subdued him, he must presumably have been ''egregiously'' stubborn in dealing with them.

	Indeed, in the dramatization of these events in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], the jerkops need nothing short of a giant robot to capture Chris, and this time [[Sister\|his twin sister]] rescues him so that they can destroy the jerkops' entire operation, which of course is commanded remotely by Mary Lee Walsh from [[PVCC]].		Indeed, in the dramatization of these events in [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], the jerkops need nothing short of a giant robot to capture Chris, and this time [[Sister\|his twin sister]] rescues him so that they can destroy the jerkops' entire operation, which of course is commanded remotely by Mary Lee Walsh from [[PVCC]].
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	[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's image from [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] profile.]]		[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's image from [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] profile.]]

	After becoming an infamous lolcow thanks to his edit war with ED, Chris began to receive unexpected attention from attractive single women who loved his comics and totally weren't just looking to troll him. ~~Since then~~, Chris ~~has taken~~ his Love Quest onto the Internet, proclaiming that his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is whichever girl he's managed to pin down. Chris, or someone impersonating Chris, ~~has~~ at one point attempted appealing to [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804202349AA80xDL Yahoo! Answers] on how a "lonesome fella" can attract a boyfriend-free girl, going as far as mentioning his previous tactics and even asking his answerer to be his sweetheart.		After becoming an infamous lolcow thanks to his edit war with ED, Chris began to receive unexpected attention from attractive single women who loved his comics and totally weren't just looking to troll him. At that point, Chris took his Love Quest onto the Internet, proclaiming that his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart is whichever girl he's managed to pin down. Chris, or someone impersonating Chris, at one point even attempted appealing to [https://web.archive.org/web/20100530092000/http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804202349AA80xDL Yahoo! Answers] on how a "lonesome fella" can attract a boyfriend-free girl, going as far as mentioning his previous tactics and even asking his answerer to be his sweetheart.

	With each sweetheart he meets online Chris follows a predictable pattern, demonstrating what he had always intended to do with any woman he met in real life. He begins with a series of proclamations of his TRUE and HONEST love, and then begins planning out how the woman will travel to his home. Chris professes to believe in the rule that sex is out of the question until the [[third date]], but since he expects every romantic encounter to end in total success he makes it clear — in as gentlemanly a fashion as he can manage — that he expects sex at the woman's earliest convenience. Amazingly, as each successive Internet gal pal proves to be a [[troll]], Chris becomes more devoted to the next one, to the point that within a month of meeting Ivy online he began planning his marriage to a woman he had never even seen face-to-face.		With each sweetheart he meets online, Chris follows a predictable pattern, demonstrating what he had always intended to do with any woman he met in real life. He begins with a series of proclamations of his TRUE and HONEST love, and then begins planning out how the woman will travel to his home. Chris professes to believe in the rule that sex is out of the question until the [[third date]], but since he expects every romantic encounter to end in total success he makes it clear — in as gentlemanly a fashion as he can manage — that he expects sex at the woman's earliest convenience. Amazingly, as each successive Internet gal pal proves to be a [[troll]], Chris becomes more devoted to the next one, to the point that within a month of meeting Ivy online he began planning his marriage to a woman he had never even seen face-to-face.

	When addressing the question of why Chris readily takes each new troll at face value, his own mindset must be taken into consideration. Chris's prospects of finding a girl locally are virtually zero, and he knows this (although he thinks it's because they all already have boyfriends). At the same time, the Internet seems (from his point of view) to be an endless cavalcade of single, attractive women who are fascinated with him, making it an irresistible resource in his Love Quest. By now Chris is fully aware that each woman he meets online ''could'' be a troll, but each time he readily accepts evidence that she is not and dismisses out of hand any suggestion that she is. He does this because he ''wants'' to believe she's real; the alternative is to surrender to despair.		When addressing the question of why Chris readily takes each new troll at face value, his own mindset must be taken into consideration. Chris's prospects of finding a girl locally are virtually zero, and he knows this (although he thinks it's because they all already have boyfriends). At the same time, the Internet seems (from his point of view) to be an endless cavalcade of single, attractive women who are fascinated with him, making it an irresistible resource in his Love Quest. By now Chris is fully aware that each woman he meets online ''could'' be a troll, but each time he readily accepts evidence that she is not and dismisses out of hand any suggestion that she is. He does this because he ''wants'' to believe she's real; the alternative is to surrender to despair.

	Notably, in [[July 2009]] a group of [[trolls]] managed to set up a genuine date with Chris and an overweight woman named [[Faeryn]]. ~~Chris supposedly touched her 'a few times'~~, ~~but~~ the date ended with ~~Faeryn~~ dumping him.		Notably, in [[July 2009]], a group of [[trolls]] managed to set up a genuine date with Chris and an overweight woman named [[Faeryn]]. However, the date ended with her dumping him, likely due to Chris getting drunk and touching her "a few times".<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref>

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	In Chris's final chat with [[Sarah May]] from early March 2009, he claimed that he planned to give up looking for a [[sweetheart]] online, and return to searching for a girl in local [[Charlottesville]]. [[Trolls]] everywhere rejoiced, for this could only mean one thing – a return to the fabled [[Attraction Sign]] and the days of his exploits against the [[Jerkops]] and his other IRL misadventures.		In Chris's final chat with [[Sarah May]] from early March 2009, he claimed that he planned to give up looking for a [[sweetheart]] online, and return to searching for a girl in local [[Charlottesville]]. [[Trolls]] everywhere rejoiced, for this could only mean one thing – a return to the fabled [[Attraction Sign]] and the days of his exploits against the [[Jerkops]] and his other IRL misadventures.

	This effort only lasted so long, however. Chris's first attempt at a real-life date, with [[Emily]], ended in tragedy (for him) after the intervention of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. During the brief [[Rollin' and Trollin']] era in the early summer of 2009, Chris was allegedly spotted prowling Charlottesville Fashion Square in his ''[[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica'' tattoo sleeves, but it wasn't long before he gave up (or was simply banned from the CFS) and retreated back to the Internet.		This effort only lasted so long, however. Chris's [[Date with Emily\|first attempt at a real-life date]], with [[Emily]], ended in tragedy (for him) after the intervention of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. During the brief [[Rollin' and Trollin']] era in the early summer of 2009, Chris was allegedly spotted prowling Charlottesville Fashion Square in his ''[[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica'' tattoo sleeves, but it wasn't long before he gave up (or was simply banned from the CFS) and retreated back to the Internet.

	In late [[October 2009]], after a long hiatus, the [[sweetheart]] cycle began again, with the advent of the incredibly disturbing [[I Love You Kacey]]. Chris initially found success in his campaign to pry Kacey away from her current boyfriend, [[Liquid Chris]], even managing to meet her in person on multiple occasions. Later, though, the relationship collapsed under the weight of Chris's bizarre and disturbing behavior.		In late [[October 2009]], after a long hiatus, the [[sweetheart]] cycle began again, with the advent of the incredibly disturbing [[I Love You Kacey]]. Chris initially found success in his campaign to pry Kacey away from her current boyfriend, [[Liquid Chris]], even managing to meet her in person on multiple occasions. Later, though, the relationship collapsed under the weight of Chris's bizarre and disturbing behavior, as well as him [[Father Call\|greatly offending Kacey's father]].

	The opening months of [[2010]] saw Chris land himself in romantic misadventures both in reality and online. He managed to pry himself out of his room for a while and in the process meet a real person, [[The Wallflower]]. Like Megan, however, she rebuffed all his attempts at a more-than-friendly relationship, and eventually cut off all contact with him. Meanwhile, one of his [[The Hook Cafe\|online personal ads]] led to an [[Jackie e-mails\|extended conversation]] with another potential sweetheart, but Chris tripped over his duck long before he ever ~~got a chance~~ to meet "Jackie" in real life.		The opening months of [[2010]] saw Chris land himself in romantic misadventures both in reality and online. He managed to pry himself out of his room for a while and in the process meet a real person, [[The Wallflower]]. Like Megan, however, she rebuffed all his attempts at a more-than-friendly relationship, and eventually cut off all contact with him. Meanwhile, one of his [[The Hook Cafe\|online personal ads]] led to an [[Jackie e-mails\|extended conversation]] and eventual relationship with another potential sweetheart, but Chris repeatedly tripped over his duck long before he was ever able to meet "[[Jackie]]" in real life.

	Despite this, Chris believed he had found another way to attract females, this time via [[Flipnote Hatena]], which is (despite being accessed on a DSi) still on the internet. Between 17 June and 2 July 2010, Chris ignored Flipnote Hatena's "family friendly" policies and attempted to use it like a dating site. A lot of Chris's tags towards the female members were flirtatious to a point, and he even [[For Women ONLY\|made a Flipnote]] calling out to every woman he had tagged or tagged him. However, despite the trolls swarming in to attack, non-troll responses were made by girls he tagged, [[pedofork\|most of whom were in their tweens to early teens]].		Despite this, Chris believed he had found another way to attract females, this time via [[Flipnote Hatena]], which is (despite being accessed on a DSi) still on the internet. Between 17 June and 2 July 2010, Chris ignored Flipnote Hatena's "family friendly" policies and attempted to use it like a dating site. A lot of Chris's tags towards the female members were flirtatious to a point, and he even [[For Women ONLY\|made a Flipnote]] calling out to every woman he had tagged or tagged him. However, despite the trolls swarming in to attack, non-troll responses were made by girls he tagged, [[pedofork\|most of whom were in their tweens to early teens]].
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	Image:0773-CWC23.JPG\|You'll never guess what I just swallowed.		Image:0773-CWC23.JPG\|You'll never guess [[Semen\|what I just swallowed]].
	Image:0775-CWCCDPose.JPG\|[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Way past cool!]]		Image:0775-CWCCDPose.JPG\|[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Way past cool!]]
	Image:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG\|Shredding some hot licks on my [[Gitar of Fail\|gitar]]!!		Image:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG\|Shredding some hot licks on my [[Gitar of Fail\|gitar]]!!

FromtheWordsofBR at 02:20, 16 November 2024

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Amanitie: Added category

2024-09-26T14:16:58Z

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FromtheWordsofBR: /* Conflict with Mary Lee Walsh */

2024-05-20T00:51:34Z

Conflict with Mary Lee Walsh

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	{{quote\|Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an [[anger]] management course and see a [[Chris and psychology\|psychiatrist]] for a while.\|CWC's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Wikipedia biography]], 3 [[May 2009]]}}		{{quote\|Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an [[anger]] management course and see a [[Chris and psychology\|psychiatrist]] for a while.\|CWC's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|Wikipedia biography]], 3 [[May 2009]]}}

	~~The extent of the~~ "attack" Chris ~~made against~~ Walsh~~, whether it was physical or just a~~ [[~~Curse~~-ye-ha-me-ha]], ~~is unknown~~, ~~although it would have had to have been something pretty~~ serious to get him suspended from PVCC ''and'' forced to undergo counseling. ~~The timing of the incident is also unclear, but~~ Chris has cited 16 [[September 2004]] as the date of his suspension.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], September 16, 2004</ref>		Chris would later admit that this "attack" consisted of him [[Chris and reality\|having a conversation]] with an [[Imaginary friend\|imaginary]] [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], before giving Walsh an epic [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] - complete with hand gestures and shouting.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]], 9:05 pm</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]], October 2-3, 2010</ref> After venting about the events in his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]] and [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|website]], Chris then sent Walsh a note that "communicated an "[[Creepy stare\|intimidating glare]]" in a pictorial fashion".<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref> These events were evidently deemed serious enough to get him suspended from PVCC ''and'' forced to undergo counseling. Chris has cited 16 [[September 2004]] as the date of his suspension.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], September 16, 2004</ref>

	==Conflicts with Jerkops==		==Conflicts with Jerkops==

Anaxis: Cleaning up

2024-05-04T06:32:32Z

Cleaning up

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	==The Final End of the Love Quest==		==The Final End of the Love Quest==
	The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of ~~June,~~ the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it ~~has~~ resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as ~~generated~~ [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though ~~Chris~~ has been released, the ~~saga~~ has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|~~for~~ the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and ~~if Chris suppresses his true emotions towards her~~, ~~we don't~~ know.		The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of [[July 2021]]: the boyfriend-free girl Chris had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose (and a pile of garbage) this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end was ''not'' what we all pictured, and it resulted in his [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though he has since been released from jail, the Love Quest has mostly ended at this point, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|to the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider his new companion [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long this relationship will last, and whether it will remain ambiguously friendly, evolve into something more explicitly romantic, or completely deteriorate, is impossible to know at this stage.

	~~It stands to reason that Chris has virtually no chance to truly fulfilling his Love Quest with a legitimate [[Sweetheart]]~~.

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Sorades: /* The Final End of the Love Quest */

2024-05-02T07:45:24Z

The Final End of the Love Quest

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	==The Final End of the Love Quest==		==The Final End of the Love Quest==
	The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris ~~surpresses~~ his true emotions towards her, we don't know.		The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris suppresses his true emotions towards her, we don't know.

			It stands to reason that Chris has virtually no chance to truly fulfilling his Love Quest with a legitimate [[Sweetheart]].

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NightcoreSwift004: Undo revision 321835 by Sorades (talk) I really don't think this is needed.

2024-03-27T18:11:11Z

Undo revision 321835 by Sorades (talk) I really don't think this is needed.

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	==The Final End of the Love Quest==		==The Final End of the Love Quest==
	The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris surpresses his true emotions towards her, we don't know.		The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris surpresses his true emotions towards her, we don't know.

	In the end, Chris has virtually no chance of getting a legit [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], much less conceive [[Crystal]], or any child for that matter. He is way past his prime, has no significant income, and his deteriorating physical and mental state make him undesirable to any woman, be they straight or lesbian.

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Sorades: I see nothing wrong with it.

2024-03-18T13:30:19Z

I see nothing wrong with it.

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	==The Final End of the Love Quest==		==The Final End of the Love Quest==
	The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris surpresses his true emotions towards her, we don't know.		The true end of this saga was made clear near the end of June, the boyfriend-free girl he had searched for all these years [[Barb\|had been hiding under his nose, and a pile of garbage this whole time]]. Unfortunately, this end is not what we all pictured, and it has resulted in [[Jail Saga\|longest exile from the internet yet]], as well as generated [[Chris in the media#Incest charge\|lots of infamy on and off the internet]]. Even though Chris has been released, the saga has mostly ended, with Chris still claiming to be married to four of his imaginary lovers. Despite [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#CVS\|a fair bit]] [[January 2024 livestreams\|of evidence]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant\|for the contrary]], Chris doesn't actually consider [[Flutter]] to be his girlfriend and claims to [[March 2024 social media posts#Bitches and Barbussy\|need no bitches]]. How long it will last and if Chris surpresses his true emotions towards her, we don't know.

			In the end, Chris has virtually no chance of getting a legit [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], much less conceive [[Crystal]], or any child for that matter. He is way past his prime, has no significant income, and his deteriorating physical and mental state make him undesirable to any woman, be they straight or lesbian.

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