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	{{quote\|I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares\|Chris on using the spirits of the dead<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares\|Chris on using the spirits of the dead<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}

	Since 2016, Chris has watched a myriad of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on [[YouTube]], and believes that the marketed effects of the binaural beats he listens to will actually occur. These videos promise bizarre results, such as [[Love quest\|attracting love]], becoming a [[~~Tomgirl\|~~hermaphrodite]], and learning [[Magi-chan\|telekinesis]].		Since 2016, Chris has watched a myriad of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on [[YouTube]], and believes that the marketed effects of the binaural beats he listens to will actually occur. These videos promise bizarre results, such as [[Love quest\|attracting love]], becoming a [[hermaphrodite]], and learning [[Magi-chan\|telekinesis]].

	Throughout the mid-2010s, Chris added several concepts from New Age spirituality to his shamanism, including astral projection and the third eye (using them as methods to visit his [[imaginary friends]]). He also took an interest in mystical rocks - such as healing crystals - keeping a pouch full of them around his neck, even though it caused him neck pain<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905</ref>.		Throughout the mid-2010s, Chris added several concepts from New Age spirituality to his shamanism, including astral projection and the third eye (using them as methods to visit his [[imaginary friends]]). He also took an interest in mystical rocks - such as healing crystals - keeping a pouch full of them around his neck, even though it caused him neck pain<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905</ref>.

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	Throughout the mid-2010s, Chris added several concepts from New Age spirituality to his shamanism, including astral projection and the third eye (using them as methods to visit his [[imaginary friends]]). He also took an interest in mystical rocks - such as healing crystals - keeping a pouch full of them around his neck, even though it caused him neck pain<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905</ref>.		Throughout the mid-2010s, Chris added several concepts from New Age spirituality to his shamanism, including astral projection and the third eye (using them as methods to visit his [[imaginary friends]]). He also took an interest in mystical rocks - such as healing crystals - keeping a pouch full of them around his neck, even though it caused him neck pain<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905</ref>.

	More recently~~, as stated in [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store\|a Discord message]]~~, Chris now appears to believe that he can snap objects out of existence, claiming that he had apparently phased out multiple ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toys in a [[Wal-Mart]] and Target from reality.		More recently, Chris now appears to believe that he can snap objects out of existence, claiming that he had apparently phased out multiple ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toys in a [[Wal-Mart]] and Target from reality.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref>

	In a social media post from [[January 2024]], Chris was asked why he couldn't just "will the extra episodes of [[My Little Pony\| MLP G4]] into existence", he simply replied that "It takes time"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2024_social_media_posts#Extra_Episodes_of_MLP_G4</ref>. Given that Chris is not above trying to talk his way out of questions or situations that bother him, even at the expense of consistency, this hand-wave should be taken with a grain of salt.		In a social media post from [[January 2024]], Chris was asked why he couldn't just "will the extra episodes of [[My Little Pony\| MLP G4]] into existence", he simply replied that "It takes time"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2024_social_media_posts#Extra_Episodes_of_MLP_G4</ref>. Given that Chris is not above trying to talk his way out of questions or situations that bother him, even at the expense of consistency, this hand-wave should be taken with a grain of salt.

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	More recently, as stated in [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store\|a Discord message]], Chris now appears to believe that he can snap objects out of existence, claiming that he had apparently phased out multiple ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toys in a [[Wal-Mart]] and Target from reality.		More recently, as stated in [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store\|a Discord message]], Chris now appears to believe that he can snap objects out of existence, claiming that he had apparently phased out multiple ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toys in a [[Wal-Mart]] and Target from reality.

			In a social media post from [[January 2024]], Chris was asked why he couldn't just "will the extra episodes of [[My Little Pony\| MLP G4]] into existence", he simply replied that "It takes time"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2024_social_media_posts#Extra_Episodes_of_MLP_G4</ref>. Given that Chris is not above trying to talk his way out of questions or situations that bother him, even at the expense of consistency, this hand-wave should be taken with a grain of salt.

	==Psychological analysis==		==Psychological analysis==

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	Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.		Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.

	On 22 March 2021, he discussed with an unknown Watchmen member about fantasizing talking with the ghost of ~~Clare~~ Hough, a teenage girl who was murdered on a beach.		On 22 March 2021, he discussed with an unknown Watchmen member about fantasizing talking with the ghost of Claire Hough, a teenage girl who was murdered on a beach.<ref>[[The Place chats - Psychic Detective‎‎]]</ref>

	===Other===		===Other===

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	[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]		[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]

	[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|]]		[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.]]

	He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.		He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.

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	{{quote\|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate.<br> 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.<br> 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.<br> 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.<br> 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.\|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts\|Mailbag 23]]}}		{{quote\|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate.<br> 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.<br> 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.<br> 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.<br> 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.\|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts\|Mailbag 23]]}}

	[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|~~right~~\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]		[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]
	~~[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg \|thumb\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|right]]~~



			[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|]]

	He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.		He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.

KingClark: /* Psychological analysis */

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	==Psychological analysis==		==Psychological analysis==
			[[Image:PSYCHO_CHRIS.png\|thumb\|left\|[[26 December 2014\|"Don't Codec anybody!"]]]]

	When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied they were evidenced by Mary Lee Walsh's reputation going "DOWN":		When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied they were evidenced by Mary Lee Walsh's reputation going "DOWN":

	{{quote\|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest\|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[Wikipedia:Common Cold\|life-threatening ailment.]]\|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)\|Mailbag 18]]}}		{{quote\|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest\|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[Wikipedia:Common Cold\|life-threatening ailment.]]\|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)\|Mailbag 18]]}}

	~~[[Image:PSYCHO_CHRIS.png\|thumb\|right\|[[26 December 2014\|"Don't Codec anybody!"]]]]~~

	This is textbook magical thinking. This gives Chris a belief of some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)\|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an immature defense mechanism.		This is textbook magical thinking. This gives Chris a belief of some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)\|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an immature defense mechanism.

PsychoNerd054: /* Necromancy */

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	Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.		Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.

	O 22 March 2021, he discussed with an unknown Watchmen member about fantasizing talking with the ghost of Clare Hough, a teenage girl who was murdered on a beach.		On 22 March 2021, he discussed with an unknown Watchmen member about fantasizing talking with the ghost of Clare Hough, a teenage girl who was murdered on a beach.

	===Other===		===Other===

PsychoNerd054: /* Necromancy */

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	Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.		Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.

			O 22 March 2021, he discussed with an unknown Watchmen member about fantasizing talking with the ghost of Clare Hough, a teenage girl who was murdered on a beach.

	===Other===		===Other===

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	For Chris, getting to see Sonichu in real life is probably enough to warrant a fantasy of this caliber, though his motivation for the merge is deeply rooted in personal (and very real) failures. From his [[Financhu Crisis\|financial woes]] to his lack of a significant other, Chris plans for the dimensional merge to fix his life: not only will all Chris's funds from CWCville be transferred to him, his [[polyamorous marriage]] to four Pokémon will be official. If Chris has a problem, you can bet the merge has a solution for it.		For Chris, getting to see Sonichu in real life is probably enough to warrant a fantasy of this caliber, though his motivation for the merge is deeply rooted in personal (and very real) failures. From his [[Financhu Crisis\|financial woes]] to his lack of a significant other, Chris plans for the dimensional merge to fix his life: not only will all Chris's funds from CWCville be transferred to him, his [[polyamorous marriage]] to four Pokémon will be official. If Chris has a problem, you can bet the merge has a solution for it.

	===~~Talking to the Dead~~===		===Necromancy===

	Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.		Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs\|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to "make the trip and go to Julie". Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler\|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler\|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]]. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29\|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change\|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.

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	[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]		[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]

	[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|]]		[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.]]

	He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.		He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.

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	{{quote\|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate.<br> 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.<br> 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.<br> 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.<br> 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.\|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts\|Mailbag 23]]}}		{{quote\|1) "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate.<br> 2) "Forgiveness Blessing" - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.<br> 3) "Hono" - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.<br> 4) "Peaceful Teaching" - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.<br> 5) "Come to me, my Women" - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.\|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of "spells", [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts\|Mailbag 23]]}}

	[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|~~right~~\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]		[[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png\|thumb\|left\|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]
	~~[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg \|thumb\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|right]]~~



			[[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.\|]]

	He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.		He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]</ref> All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.