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He's a real Nowhere Man

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	{{Email\|From: '{{w\|Paul McCartney}}' <paul@paulmccartney.com>		{{Email\|From: '{{w\|Paul McCartney}}' <paul@paulmccartney.com>
	Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being recommended it by my former bandmate Ringo, while recording a bass line for his latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around		Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being recommended it by my former bandmate {{w\|Ringo Starr\|Ringo}}, while recording a bass line for his latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around
	the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal style in my life. Truly amazing work.		the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal style in my life. Truly amazing work.

Superspongebobbros at 20:49, 6 October 2020

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	===Pictures of women in bikinis... right...===		===Pictures of women in bikinis... right...===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Joseph Jackson (manager)\|Joseph Jackson]] <josephwalterjackson1929@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Joseph Jackson (manager)\|Joseph Jackson}} <josephwalterjackson1929@gmail.com>

	Hi Christoper,		Hi Christoper,
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	===Chris sez: [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|Smile at bullies]]===		===Chris sez: [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|Smile at bullies]]===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Charles Whitman~~\|Charles Whitman]] <belltower66@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Charles Whitman}} <belltower66@gmail.com>

	Chris,		Chris,
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	{{Email\|From: '~~[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney~~\|Paul McCartney]]' <paul@paulmccartney.com>		{{Email\|From: '{{w\|Paul McCartney}}' <paul@paulmccartney.com>
	Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being recommended it by my former bandmate Ringo, while recording a bass line for his latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around		Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being recommended it by my former bandmate Ringo, while recording a bass line for his latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around
	the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal style in my life. Truly amazing work.		the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal style in my life. Truly amazing work.
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	===In which Chris claims it was not rape because she was "asking for it"===		===In which Chris claims it was not rape because she was "asking for it"===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Gloria Steinem~~\|Gloria Steinem]] <gsteinem71@mail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Gloria Steinem}} <gsteinem71@mail.com>

	I have been an avid reader of your comic ever since I heard of the wonderful [[Sonichu 8\|Sonichu #8]]. The [[Rosechus]]' fight for women's rights was the most beautiful depiction of a woman's fight for equality that I have seen in a long time.		I have been an avid reader of your comic ever since I heard of the wonderful [[Sonichu 8\|Sonichu #8]]. The [[Rosechus]]' fight for women's rights was the most beautiful depiction of a woman's fight for equality that I have seen in a long time.
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	===Because claiming Chris is gay never gets old===		===Because claiming Chris is gay never gets old===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Elton John\|Reginald Dwight]] <reginaldqdwight@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Elton John\|Reginald Dwight}} <reginaldqdwight@gmail.com>
	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,

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	===Business sense===		===Business sense===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza~~\|Eddie Berganza]] <berganzadc@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Eddie Berganza}} <berganzadc@gmail.com>
	Hello Chris-		Hello Chris-

Asperhes at 19:46, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.		'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.

	A very diverse mailbag, the questions ~~asked cover~~ a wide range of topics~~, and~~ the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There's a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] is only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]], though.		A very diverse mailbag, the questions covered a wide range of topics. It was the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There was a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] was only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]], though.

	Notably, Paul McCartney and Elton John ~~out~~ themselves as Sonichu fans. However, Chris ~~appears~~ to have no idea who these people ~~are~~, so it ~~doesn~~'t affect him much. This mailbag also ~~contains~~ the single most blatant lie of any mailbag so far~~: what got~~ Chris kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He also ~~says~~ that he 'did not care' for Michael Jackson's preference for younger children.		Notably, Paul McCartney and Elton John outed themselves as Sonichu fans. However, Chris appeared to have no idea who these people were, so it didn't affect him much. This mailbag also contained the single most blatant lie of any mailbag so far, regarding why Chris was kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He also said that he "did not care" for Michael Jackson's preference for younger children.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 18:11, 3 November 2011

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	{{EmailReply\|Michael Jackson was okay, although I did not care for his skin-color change and the molestations. I am not totally surprised on him trying to be a child at an adult age; obviously there was a piece of childhood or so that he missed out on the first time around, and maybe he was trying to locate that and feel like he hasn't missed a valuable piece of life. Your Son Needs A Girlfriend. Seriously, though, he should have developed the space between him and his mother by this age. I highly recommend finding a girl about his age and encourage the two to hang out together as much as reasonably possible (sub-suggestion: try finding a girl who Looks and maybe Acts like the boy's mother). You'll have to wait and see. The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended.		{{EmailReply\|Michael Jackson was okay, although I did not care for his skin-color change and the molestations. I am not totally surprised on him trying to be a child at an adult age; obviously there was a piece of childhood or so that he missed out on the first time around, and maybe he was trying to locate that and feel like he hasn't missed a valuable piece of life. Your Son Needs A Girlfriend. Seriously, though, he should have developed the space between him and his mother by this age. I highly recommend finding a girl about his age and encourage the two to hang out together as much as reasonably possible (sub-suggestion: try finding a girl who Looks and maybe Acts like the boy's mother). You'll have to wait and see. The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended.

	You all have a Merry Christmas too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}		You all have a Merry Christmas too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===Chris sez: [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|Smile at bullies]]===		===Chris sez: [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|Smile at bullies]]===
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	{{Email\|From: '[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney\|Paul McCartney]]' <paul@paulmccartney.com>		{{Email\|From: '[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney\|Paul McCartney]]' <paul@paulmccartney.com>
	Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being		Hello there Christian. Last Night I popped in one of your records after being recommended it by my former bandmate Ringo, while recording a bass line for his latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around
	recommended it by my former bandmate Ringo, while recording a bass line for his		the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal style in my life. Truly amazing work.
	latest album. Now, usually, whenever he said 'O.K., play that part like
	Entwhistle would' or 'make it like Ronnie Wood' I would really understand what
	he was trying to tell me. But then, yeah, one time he told me something around
	the lines of 'Hey Paul. That was great, I love that one. Reminds me of Chris
	Chandler' Naturally, I was thinking, 'Who?' 'Cause, you know, I've never heard
	of this Chris Chandler guy before. And Well, anyways, he told me about your
	[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!\|COMEBACK album]], which he gave me a copy after recording was finished, and I have
	to say. It's absolutely fantastic. I've never heard such a crisp, creative vocal
	style in my life. Truly amazing work.

	How about you recording a new LP? Is it going to happen any time soon?}}		How about you recording a new LP? Is it going to happen any time soon?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, the tunes your friend gave you were only tracks that were available online, yet I did record them myself for a past girlfriend of mine, and some troll got to the tracks and made them more available for download.		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, the tunes your friend gave you were only tracks that were available online, yet I did record them myself for a past girlfriend of mine, and some troll got to the tracks and made them more available for download.

	But when the merchandise thing goes underway, my two CDs will be among them, THEN I may record new albums. So at the moment it is uncertain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}		But when the merchandise thing goes underway, my two CDs will be among them, THEN I may record new albums. So at the moment it is uncertain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===Chris's most in-depth answer yet===		===Chris's most in-depth answer yet===
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	{{EmailReply\|OMG! I do not condone parents abusing their children in any form, especially with a belt. On one hand, I should advise you to follow your parental requests to do chores. And on the other, I would tell someone of authority about him abusing you, so he can learn that such torture is no way to raise a child.		{{EmailReply\|OMG! I do not condone parents abusing their children in any form, especially with a belt. On one hand, I should advise you to follow your parental requests to do chores. And on the other, I would tell someone of authority about him abusing you, so he can learn that such torture is no way to raise a child.

	Aside from that, I thank you for your support, and I appreciate the drawing, but I feel it would have been better with a hand-drawn Jesus instead of the tortured image; it rattled my nerves a bit. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}		Aside from that, I thank you for your support, and I appreciate the drawing, but I feel it would have been better with a hand-drawn Jesus instead of the tortured image; it rattled my nerves a bit. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.		'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.

	A very diverse mailbag, the questions asked cover a wide range of topics, and the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There's a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] is only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]], though.		A very diverse mailbag, the questions asked cover a wide range of topics, and the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There's a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] is only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]], though.

Trombonista at 17:50, 7 December 2010

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	{{EmailReply\|Well, your bullies were worse than mine in Middle and High School; mine only Teased me by saying stuff like "Sonic's Dead", and throwing coins my way so I would pick them up. Although, I was beat up a bit in 4th grade by a couple of teachers, an aide and a guidance counselor. I told my parents about that; they ended up fighting the school system, and we had to move so I could go to the better schools there.		{{EmailReply\|Well, your bullies were worse than mine in Middle and High School; mine only Teased me by saying stuff like "Sonic's Dead", and throwing coins my way so I would pick them up. Although, I was beat up a bit in 4th grade by a couple of teachers, an aide and a guidance counselor. I told my parents about that; they ended up fighting the school system, and we had to move so I could go to the better schools there.

	My best advice is to ignore their plights upon you and count your blessings. Also, if you are objecting to their beatings and whatnot, I would advise you try Being Nice to them; when they threaten you, you Smile and tell them "Stay safe and have a good day." And when they beat you up, you Smile and tell them, "Thank you for the massage, I feel much better now." And depending on what they throw at you, Smile and say "Thank you, I (was hungry/thirsty) (wanted this (item) for a while) (think this will look great in my collection). The point is to make their bullying look more like a pleasantry to you, because that is the response bullies are NOT looking for. In any case, eventually the bullies will tire from it and give up; this will speed that up a bit.		My best advice is to ignore their plights upon you and count your blessings. Also, if you are objecting to their beatings and whatnot, I would advise you try Being Nice to them; when they threaten you, you Smile and tell them "Stay safe and have a good day." And when they beat you up, you Smile and tell them, "Thank you for the massage, I feel much better now." And depending on what they throw at you, Smile and say "Thank you, I (was hungry/thirsty) (wanted this (item) for a while) (think this will look great in my collection). The point is to make their bullying look more like a pleasantry to you, because that is the response bullies are NOT looking for. In any case, eventually the bullies will tire from it and give up; this will speed that up a bit.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 11 December 2009 (CET)}}
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	When I asked what is your favorite food, I meant cuisine, so the confusion is entirely my part. Could I get that more accurately answered, if you don't mind?		When I asked what is your favorite food, I meant cuisine, so the confusion is entirely my part. Could I get that more accurately answered, if you don't mind?

	Also, about my Star Trek question, you said yes and no. What does that mean?}}		Also, about my Star Trek question, you said yes and no. What does that mean?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Cuisine... I am not sure. Yes, it is a line from Star Trek; No, I use the line as a neutral element for an entry. Similarly, I could have said "Dear Diary", but I chose not to use that line.}}		{{EmailReply\|Cuisine... I am not sure. Yes, it is a line from Star Trek; No, I use the line as a neutral element for an entry. Similarly, I could have said "Dear Diary", but I chose not to use that line.}}

Trombonista at 18:47, 6 December 2010

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	1. I know that you're a big fan of [[Britney Spears]], but what did you think of Michael Jackson? I loved his music (RIP!), but I certainly thought he was a weird person. Do you think it's weird how he always tried to be a child even though he was over twenty years old?		1. I know that you're a big fan of [[Britney Spears]], but what did you think of Michael Jackson? I loved his music (RIP!), but I certainly thought he was a weird person. Do you think it's weird how he always tried to be a child even though he was over twenty years old?

	2. My youngest son, who is 17 years old has a strange connection to my wife. He hates everything about me, but has an unnatural bond to his [[mother]]... I've even caught him sleeping in the same bed with her! I've tried talking to him about this, but just won't listen. Is this normal? What should I do?		2. My youngest son, who is 17 years old has a strange connection to my wife. He hates everything about me, but has an unnatural bond to his [[mother]]... I've even caught him sleeping in the same bed with her! I've tried talking to him about this, but just won't listen. Is this normal? What should I do?

	3. What's going to happen in [[Sonichu 10\|Book 10]]? The action and story in [[Sonichu 9\|Book 9]] was second to none... you gripped me from page one until the end!		3. What's going to happen in [[Sonichu 10\|Book 10]]? The action and story in [[Sonichu 9\|Book 9]] was second to none... you gripped me from page one until the end!
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	That you continue to refer to him as a [[Pokemon]] also presents a problem. Referencing Pokemon and using characters from that franchise in your own Sonichu franchise is an INFRINGEMENT ON NINTENDO'S POKEMON COPYRIGHT. As just a fan product, this is fine, but your efforts to sell Sonichu into other forms of media and make money off it puts you and anyone who would do business with you at legal risk. As I have come to understand Sonichu, I have to tell you that Sonichu can NEVER BE USED FOR PROFIT under current copyright law. You are pulling in too many characters and concepts from other franchises (Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers, [[Transformers]], Pokemon, to name just a few) to claim your series is fully original.		That you continue to refer to him as a [[Pokemon]] also presents a problem. Referencing Pokemon and using characters from that franchise in your own Sonichu franchise is an INFRINGEMENT ON NINTENDO'S POKEMON COPYRIGHT. As just a fan product, this is fine, but your efforts to sell Sonichu into other forms of media and make money off it puts you and anyone who would do business with you at legal risk. As I have come to understand Sonichu, I have to tell you that Sonichu can NEVER BE USED FOR PROFIT under current copyright law. You are pulling in too many characters and concepts from other franchises (Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers, [[Transformers]], Pokemon, to name just a few) to claim your series is fully original.

	I am sorry if this news disappoints you. I see a lot of young artists who are naive about copyright law make the same mistakes. Hopefully, you will learn from them and develop a new concept that you will be able to make money on some day. You have a lot of talent for a special needs child and I look forward to seeing the kind of art you produce when you grow up and become an adult. Good luck!}}		I am sorry if this news disappoints you. I see a lot of young artists who are naive about copyright law make the same mistakes. Hopefully, you will learn from them and develop a new concept that you will be able to make money on some day. You have a lot of talent for a special needs child and I look forward to seeing the kind of art you produce when you grow up and become an adult. Good luck!}}

	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}

Trombonista at 20:47, 4 December 2010

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Trombonista at 19:12, 15 July 2010

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	As a scientific man, I was taken aback by a recent mailbag where you stated that drinking promotes homosexuality in children. What study did you cite for this? My mom never drank until after she had me and I turned out gay. After that she drank like a fish and my three brothers turned out straight.		As a scientific man, I was taken aback by a recent mailbag where you stated that drinking promotes homosexuality in children. What study did you cite for this? My mom never drank until after she had me and I turned out gay. After that she drank like a fish and my three brothers turned out straight.
	<~~strike~~>Are you sure because your mother didn't drink while you were pregant maybe that's why you turned out gay? I mean, come on man ... I know about the [[vibrator]] and anal beads.</~~strike~~>		<s>Are you sure because your mother didn't drink while you were pregant maybe that's why you turned out gay? I mean, come on man ... I know about the [[vibrator]] and anal beads.</s>

	Truly and Honestly,		Truly and Honestly,

Trombonista at 18:08, 4 May 2010

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	__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.		__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 14''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 10 [[December 2009]]. Chris answered it the next day.

	A very diverse mailbag, the questions asked cover a wide range of topics, and the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There's a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] is only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]] though.		A very diverse mailbag, the questions asked cover a wide range of topics, and the second mailbag to use letters sourced from [[CWCki: Operation Mailbag\|Operation Mailbag]]. There's a notable lack of questions about [[Aspergers]], and Chris's [[autism]] is only brought up once in an indirect manner. No shortage of questions on Chris's [[Homos\|alleged straightness]], though.

	Notably, Paul McCartney and Elton John out themselves as Sonichu fans. However, Chris appears to have no idea who these people are, so it doesn't affect him much. This mailbag also contains the single most blatant lie of any mailbag so far: what got Chris kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He also says that he 'did not care' for Michael Jackson's preference for younger children.		Notably, Paul McCartney and Elton John out themselves as Sonichu fans. However, Chris appears to have no idea who these people are, so it doesn't affect him much. This mailbag also contains the single most blatant lie of any mailbag so far: what got Chris kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He also says that he 'did not care' for Michael Jackson's preference for younger children.
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	Truly and Honestly,		Truly and Honestly,
	Alan McCallister}}		Alan McCallister}}
	''Strike through added by Chris because... well he's Chris.''		''Strike through added by Chris because... well, he's Chris.''
	{{EmailReply\|I am straight, and I do not care for your comments. Also, I know that drinking while pregnant will make the child come out with a mental problem of some sort.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am straight, and I do not care for your comments. Also, I know that drinking while pregnant will make the child come out with a mental problem of some sort.}}