Mailbag 20 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 21:07, 6 October 2020

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	===Chris considers his audience===		===Chris considers his audience===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews~~#Cast\|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Boy Meets World#Cast\|Corey Matthews}} <idecide808@yahoo.com>

	my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}		my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}
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	Take care and stay strong. Yours:		Take care and stay strong. Yours:

	~~[[wikipedia:Lee Jun Fan~~\|Lee Jun Fan]].}}		{{w\|Lee Jun Fan}}.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) All of them are equally important. 2) I practiced a bit, but I know not of what it is called. 3) The best defensive with equal offensive.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) All of them are equally important. 2) I practiced a bit, but I know not of what it is called. 3) The best defensive with equal offensive.}}

RedVine01: Added funny content :-)

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Added funny content :-)

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	'''Mailbag 20''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 16 [[December 2009]] and answered on 20 [[December 2009]].		'''Mailbag 20''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 16 [[December 2009]] and answered on 20 [[December 2009]].

			In this exciting edition of Mailbag, [[Chris]] tells all multiple things, including that he thinks the average adult male [[pickle]] size is "[[Chris and reality\|6 to 7 inches]]", that CWCville has a massive homelessness problem, that apparently Oral sex does not count as losing virginity and so much more...

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes: /* Fuck the police */

2015-04-12T02:34:09Z

Fuck the police

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	Sean August Watley		Sean August Watley

	<br>Sonichu is Gay: http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com		<br>Sonichu is Gay: <nowiki>http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com</nowiki>
	<br>Sonichu is Dead: http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/}}		<br>Sonichu is Dead: <nowiki>http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/</nowiki>}}

	==Let me get back to you on that==		==Let me get back to you on that==

Trombonista at 19:37, 16 December 2011

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	===In which Chris lies and says he's not a furfag===		===In which Chris lies and says he's not a furfag===
	{{Email\| From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

	I was looking at your comic and i wish to know,		I was looking at your comic and i wish to know,

MoarLurk: Reverted edits by Joe (talk) to last revision by BubonicTheHedgehog

2011-09-28T06:35:09Z

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Joe at 05:51, 28 September 2011

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 20''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 16 [[December 2009]] and answered on 20 [[December 2009]].		'''Mailbag 20''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 16 [[December 2009]] and answered on 20 [[December 2009]].

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 16:41, 10 December 2010

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	<br>Thank you for your time Chris-chan!		<br>Thank you for your time Chris-chan!
	Me and my sweetbolt really appreciate it! <33333}}		Me and my sweetbolt really appreciate it! <33333}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) A haircut wouldn't hurt. Seriously, though, I would not worry about your parent's opinions; they'll get over it. 2) Perhaps he is shy, or he is a virgin (Oral does not break virginity). Gently persuade him to go vaginal-intercourse with you until it happens. Or, he may feel inadequate on it being his first time, and he may feel it may go not-so-swift with premature ejaculation. Let him know that he's had enough let out of him to NOT become premature. Maybe watch some man-on-woman intercourse videos with him to encourage him. 3) Scientific findings find that the average size is 6 to 7 inches in length. Both are important.		{{EmailReply\|1) A haircut wouldn't hurt. Seriously, though, I would not worry about your parent's opinions; they'll get over it. 2) Perhaps he is shy, or he is a virgin (Oral does not break virginity). Gently persuade him to go vaginal-intercourse with you until it happens. Or, he may feel inadequate on it being his first time, and he may feel it may go not-so-swift with premature ejaculation. Let him know that he's had enough let out of him to NOT become premature. Maybe watch some man-on-woman intercourse videos with him to encourage him. 3) Scientific findings find that the average size is 6 to 7 inches in length. Both are important.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

Trombonista at 18:11, 2 December 2010

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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews#Cast\|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews#Cast\|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>

	my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}		my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I'd give the comics an average rating of TV-Y7.}}		{{EmailReply\|I'd give the comics an average rating of TV-Y7.}}

Trombonista at 19:34, 10 November 2010

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	- Team CWCket <3 <3 <3}}		- Team CWCket <3 <3 <3}}
	{{EmailReply\|As their creator, I have to make sure the Electric-Hedgehogs have appropriate housings. And I have noted that I have TEN Soup Hotels for the homeless; each Soup Hotel, with the Soup Kitchen being on the first floor, are each Ten Stories Tall with approximately 10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV. The homeless are not charged any rent.		{{EmailReply\|As their creator, I have to make sure the Electric-Hedgehogs have appropriate housings. And I have noted that I have TEN Soup Hotels for the homeless; each Soup Hotel, with the Soup Kitchen being on the first floor, are each Ten Stories Tall with approximately 10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV. The homeless are not charged any rent.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}
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	Amanda}}		Amanda}}
	{{EmailReply\|In a nutshell, it's the idea of two dudes doing those things that offend me. Aside from that, it has recently come to my attention that the book of Leviticus is applied only to those of the Jewish Faith, and being a [[Methodist]] [[Christian]], I have no right on abolishing and ordering the homos' life around like I have noted before. WHAT THEY DO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, and as long as I don't have to hear about it, I am fairly cool.		{{EmailReply\|In a nutshell, it's the idea of two dudes doing those things that offend me. Aside from that, it has recently come to my attention that the book of Leviticus is applied only to those of the Jewish Faith, and being a [[Methodist]] [[Christian]], I have no right on abolishing and ordering the homos' life around like I have noted before. WHAT THEY DO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, and as long as I don't have to hear about it, I am fairly cool.

	Zapina will have some more pages for herself in the future.		Zapina will have some more pages for herself in the future.
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	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,

	I'm a long time fan of Sonichu. Glad to see you've been doing daily updates, it's the highlight of my day! I'm also a fellow fan of [[Family Guy]] and I really hope that Seth decides to use the story you wrote. And I see that you really like Megan Griffin as she's a big part of your plot. What made you so attracted to [[Meg Griffin\|Megan]]? Personally, I like the [[glasses]]. Take care and keep up the great work!		I'm a long time fan of Sonichu. Glad to see you've been doing daily updates, it's the highlight of my day! I'm also a fellow fan of [[Family Guy]] and I really hope that Seth decides to use the story you wrote. And I see that you really like Megan Griffin as she's a big part of your plot. What made you so attracted to [[Meg Griffin\|Megan]]? Personally, I like the [[glasses]]. Take care and keep up the great work!

	All the best,		All the best,

	Rich}}		Rich}}
	{{EmailReply\|She has a fun and sweet personality; she is very pretty; she is smart; what is there NOT to like about her? Nothing from my point of view.}}		{{EmailReply\|She has a fun and sweet personality; she is very pretty; she is smart; what is there NOT to like about her? Nothing from my point of view.}}

	===Oral doesn't count===		===Oral doesn't count===
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	<br>Thank you for your time Chris-chan!		<br>Thank you for your time Chris-chan!
	Me and my sweetbolt really appreciate it! <33333}}		Me and my sweetbolt really appreciate it! <33333}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) A haircut wouldn't hurt. Seriously, though, I would not worry about your parent's opinions; they'll get over it. 2) Perhaps he is shy, or he is a virgin (Oral does not break virginity). Gently persuade him to go vaginal-intercourse with you until it happens. Or, he may feel inadequate on it being his first time, and he may feel it may go not-so-swift with premature ejaculation. Let him know that he's had enough let out of him to NOT become premature. Maybe watch some man-on-woman intercourse videos with him to encourage him. 3) Scientific findings find that the average size is 6 to 7 inches in length. Both are important.		{{EmailReply\|1) A haircut wouldn't hurt. Seriously, though, I would not worry about your parent's opinions; they'll get over it. 2) Perhaps he is shy, or he is a virgin (Oral does not break virginity). Gently persuade him to go vaginal-intercourse with you until it happens. Or, he may feel inadequate on it being his first time, and he may feel it may go not-so-swift with premature ejaculation. Let him know that he's had enough let out of him to NOT become premature. Maybe watch some man-on-woman intercourse videos with him to encourage him. 3) Scientific findings find that the average size is 6 to 7 inches in length. Both are important.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}
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	3) Before you discovered the [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]] actually worked what did you do when faced with an opponent, I only ask because some guys keep threatening to beat me up.}}		3) Before you discovered the [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]] actually worked what did you do when faced with an opponent, I only ask because some guys keep threatening to beat me up.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) More likely I don't know about some powers yet. 2) As if I haven't acted enough of a Hero or crime-fighter already? 3) Smile and made it obvious that their attacks were not bothering me at all. Look up a previously answered letter with more on how to cope with bullies.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) More likely I don't know about some powers yet. 2) As if I haven't acted enough of a Hero or crime-fighter already? 3) Smile and made it obvious that their attacks were not bothering me at all. Look up a previously answered letter with more on how to cope with bullies.}}

	===Chris defends the pedo-glasses===		===Chris defends the pedo-glasses===
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	Autisticly yours,		Autisticly yours,
	Ashley David}}		Ashley David}}
	{{EmailReply\|Grandmother Glasses? These are [[Pedo-Glasses\|Respectable Frames]] I have picked out from Wal-Mart.}}		{{EmailReply\|Grandmother Glasses? These are [[Pedo-Glasses\|Respectable Frames]] I have picked out from Wal-Mart.}}

	===Chris is still racist as hell===		===Chris is still racist as hell===
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	John}}		John}}
	{{EmailReply\|No, I still prefer a non-black Sweetheart. I was only stating that I have become more manly and confident with myself.}}		{{EmailReply\|No, I still prefer a non-black Sweetheart. I was only stating that I have become more manly and confident with myself.}}

	===Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus===		===Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus===
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	Why would you say you take viagra? Do you have erectile dysfunction? What other medications are you taking? You should let all the girls know your issues before you continue your sweetheart search. I have a feeling this will greatly hamper your girlfriend free boyfriend search.}}		Why would you say you take viagra? Do you have erectile dysfunction? What other medications are you taking? You should let all the girls know your issues before you continue your sweetheart search. I have a feeling this will greatly hamper your girlfriend free boyfriend search.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I did not say that I was taking viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that. I am taking Vitamins A and D.}}		{{EmailReply\|I did not say that I was taking viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that. I am taking Vitamins A and D.}}

	===Once again, Chris misses the point===		===Once again, Chris misses the point===
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	{{Email\|From: Terrance Fisher <terman9000@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Terrance Fisher <terman9000@yahoo.com>

	My dad told me abortion is murder because those are little babies in mommys' bellies, but my teacher told me recently that it isn't. Do you think abortion is murder or is it not? Is abortion legal in Cwcville?		My dad told me abortion is murder because those are little babies in mommys' bellies, but my teacher told me recently that it isn't. Do you think abortion is murder or is it not? Is abortion legal in Cwcville?

	~ Terry ~}}		~ Terry ~}}
	{{EmailReply\|Abortion is a choice; it is legal in Cwcville, and it should remain legal as a choice, because the women who feel they don't want the baby right now have the option open for them. Or, as an alternative, find a family who will take the child and raise it as their own.}}		{{EmailReply\|Abortion is a choice; it is legal in Cwcville, and it should remain legal as a choice, because the women who feel they don't want the baby right now have the option open for them. Or, as an alternative, find a family who will take the child and raise it as their own.}}

	===Chris considers his audience===		===Chris considers his audience===
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews#Cast\|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews#Cast\|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>

	my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}		my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I'd give the comics an average rating of TV-Y7.}}		{{EmailReply\|I'd give the comics an average rating of TV-Y7.}}

	===Crystal the theoretical retard===		===Crystal the theoretical retard===
	{{Email\|From: scoolgal82@aol.com		{{Email\|From: scoolgal82@aol.com
	I don't mean this question to be mean, I'm just honestly curious based on things I've read you say in the past, but what would you do if you had a daughter named [[Crystal]] but she turned out to be mentally retarded? Not autistic like you, but with a much more severe mental handicap. I know you say you want a daughter named Crystal but I've also heard you say you can't stand being around the mentally retarded. Just curious.}}		I don't mean this question to be mean, I'm just honestly curious based on things I've read you say in the past, but what would you do if you had a daughter named [[Crystal]] but she turned out to be mentally retarded? Not autistic like you, but with a much more severe mental handicap. I know you say you want a daughter named Crystal but I've also heard you say you can't stand being around the mentally retarded. Just curious.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I'll deal with that as it comes up, in any way, I'd still love her as my own.}}		{{EmailReply\|I'll deal with that as it comes up, in any way, I'd still love her as my own.}}

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	[[wikipedia:Lee Jun Fan\|Lee Jun Fan]].}}		[[wikipedia:Lee Jun Fan\|Lee Jun Fan]].}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) All of them are equally important. 2) I practiced a bit, but I know not of what it is called. 3) The best defensive with equal offensive.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) All of them are equally important. 2) I practiced a bit, but I know not of what it is called. 3) The best defensive with equal offensive.}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==