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	But you have already strained relations with everybody. From obvious impersonators to art critics, you made every one into a "[[troll]]". Well, guess what? You're going to be trolled unless if you die. You are, indeed, the mistake of God.}}		But you have already strained relations with everybody. From obvious impersonators to art critics, you made every one into a "[[troll]]". Well, guess what? You're going to be trolled unless if you die. You are, indeed, the mistake of God.}}
	{{EmailReply\|[[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|You obviously have a lot of issues yourself, and you have my pity.]]}}		{{EmailReply\|[[Chris and his ego\|You obviously have a lot of issues yourself, and you have my pity.]]}}

	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}

Ray The Soda Guy: Fix to format.

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Fix to format.

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	May I ask you a few questions?<br>		May I ask you a few questions?<br>
	1. If you had the ability to {{w\|TARDIS\|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>		1. If you had the ability to {{w\|TARDIS\|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>
	2. If you worked with a {{w\|Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {w\| The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance\|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>		2. If you worked with a {{w\|Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {{w\|The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance\|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>
	3. Do you believe in {{w\|Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation}}?<br>		3. Do you believe in {{w\|Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation}}?<br>
	4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w\|Sixth Doctor#Costume\|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>		4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w\|Sixth Doctor#Costume\|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>

Superspongebobbros at 21:14, 6 October 2020

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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===Home economics===		===Home economics===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Margaret Mead~~\|Margaret Mead]] (margaretmead@fordham.edu)		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Margaret Mead}} (margaretmead@fordham.edu)

	Hello! I've been reading and following [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] with great interest for several years. I am a cultural anthropologist and college professor. My field of study focuses on American culture, society and values, those sort of things. If you could please take the time to answer a few of my questions I and my future students would be most appreciative. My questions all concern Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], their family, and their living situation:		Hello! I've been reading and following [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] with great interest for several years. I am a cultural anthropologist and college professor. My field of study focuses on American culture, society and values, those sort of things. If you could please take the time to answer a few of my questions I and my future students would be most appreciative. My questions all concern Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], their family, and their living situation:
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	===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===		===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ~~\|Jesus Christ]] <rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Jesus Christ}} <rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

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	Phil.}}		Phil.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) [[Scyther]]; I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can [[~~CWC_Fighter~~\|move like a ninja]], and [[Slow-in-the-minds\|my mind is sharp]]. 2) Some of Phelps' ideals are extreme, yet I agree with him some. I agree fully with Nile's views.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) [[Scyther]]; I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can [[CWC Fighter\|move like a ninja]], and [[Slow-in-the-minds\|my mind is sharp]]. 2) Some of Phelps' ideals are extreme, yet I agree with him some. I agree fully with Nile's views.}}

	===Chris is not a sex offender... yet===		===Chris is not a sex offender... yet===
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	Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}		Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I wish to be buried; II [[Chris and the law\|plea the 5th]] on the other questions.}}		{{EmailReply\|I wish to be buried; II [[Chris and the law\|plea the 5th]] on the other questions.}}
	''Chris obviously thinks that "~~[[Wikipedia:~~Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution\|pleading the Fifth]]" merely means "to refuse to answer"; it actually means "to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence.", which could not possibly apply here.''		''Chris obviously thinks that "{{w\|Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution\|pleading the Fifth}}" merely means "to refuse to answer"; it actually means "to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence.", which could not possibly apply here.''

	===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===		===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===
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	===Chris gets a call from The Doctor===		===Chris gets a call from The Doctor===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Colin Baker~~\|Colin Baker]] (~~[[Wikipedia:~~Arc of Infinity\|cmdrpaxil]]@hotmail.co.uk)		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Colin Baker}} ({{w\|Arc of Infinity\|cmdrpaxil}}@hotmail.co.uk)

	Hello, Christian!		Hello, Christian!
	I'm just a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Stranger (video series)\|stranger]] from England who is a longtime fan of your work.		I'm just a {{w\|The Stranger (video series)\|stranger}} from England who is a longtime fan of your work.
	It quite difficult to find a good ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Doctor Who\|sci-fi/adventure]] writer nowadays; you are one of the most notable.		It quite difficult to find a good {{w\|Doctor Who\|sci-fi/adventure}} writer nowadays; you are one of the most notable.
	Keep it up!		Keep it up!

	May I ask you a few questions?<br>		May I ask you a few questions?<br>
	1. If you had the ability to ~~[[Wikipedia:~~TARDIS\|travel through time]]... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>		1. If you had the ability to {{w\|TARDIS\|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>
	2. If you worked with a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman]], but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of ~~[[Wikipedia:Doctor_~~(~~Doctor_Who~~)#Romance\|romantic relations]] with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>		2. If you worked with a {{w\|Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {w\| The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance\|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>
	3. Do you believe in ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation]]?<br>		3. Do you believe in {{w\|Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation}}?<br>
	4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your ~~[[Wikipedia:Sixth_Doctor~~#Costume\|clothing style]]. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>		4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w\|Sixth Doctor#Costume\|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>

	Thanks in advance!		Thanks in advance!
	I hope the "Sonichu" saga will continue for all eternity! :)		I hope the "Sonichu" saga will continue for all eternity! :)

	~~[[Wikipedia~~:Sixth Doctor\|Colin "Curly" Baker]].		{{w\|:Sixth Doctor\|Colin "Curly" Baker}}.

	P.S.: Say hi to all your cute kitties for me!}}		P.S.: Say hi to all your cute kitties for me!}}

RedVine01 at 14:26, 26 December 2016

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	'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.		'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.

	In this spectacular edition, Chris lets out that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] neglect their [[Sonee & Rosey\|children]] by allowing to watch [[Family Guy\|inappropriate material]], that he thinks he would be a Scyther (more like a [[Barb\|Snorlax]]) and that, like real-world Chris, Sonichu is a lazy bastard and has everything paid for him, and a whole lot more!		In this spectacular edition of Mailbag, Chris lets out that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] neglect their [[Sonee & Rosey\|children]] by allowing to watch [[Family Guy\|inappropriate material]], that he thinks he would be a Scyther (more like a [[Barb\|Snorlax]]) and that, like real-world Chris, Sonichu is a lazy bastard and has everything paid for him, and a whole lot more!

	==Answered==		==Answered==

RedVine01: Funny stuff!

2016-12-26T14:13:49Z

Funny stuff!

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	'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.		'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.

			In this spectacular edition, Chris lets out that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] neglect their [[Sonee & Rosey\|children]] by allowing to watch [[Family Guy\|inappropriate material]], that he thinks he would be a Scyther (more like a [[Barb\|Snorlax]]) and that, like real-world Chris, Sonichu is a lazy bastard and has everything paid for him, and a whole lot more!

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Promethean: /* Chris refuses to testify under oath */

2015-10-30T01:16:47Z

Chris refuses to testify under oath

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	Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}		Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I wish to be buried; I [[~~Wikipedia:Fifth Amendment to~~ the ~~United States Constitution~~\|plea the 5th]] on the other questions.}}		{{EmailReply\|I wish to be buried; II [[Chris and the law\|plea the 5th]] on the other questions.}}
	''Chris obviously thinks that "pleading the Fifth" merely means "to refuse to answer"; it actually means "to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence.", which could not possibly apply here.''		''Chris obviously thinks that "[[Wikipedia:Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution\|pleading the Fifth]]" merely means "to refuse to answer"; it actually means "to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence.", which could not possibly apply here.''

	===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===		===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===

Promethean: /* Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks */

2015-10-30T01:03:12Z

Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks

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	10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?}}		10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) Apple. 2) [[Naive]]. 3) [[China\|Women]], inner peace, some action, and other things. 4) Mislabelings; being called "[[gay]]" or even associated with "[[aspergers]]", References to such, being bullied or picked on, etc. 5) F***. 6) Pleasant Laughter. 7) Nails on a chalkboard. 8) Something in an Office. 9) Lawyer. 10) Welcome.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) [[iDea Book Case\|Apple]]. 2) [[Naive]]. 3) [[China\|Women]], inner peace, some action, and other things. 4) Mislabelings; being called "[[gay]]" or even associated with "[[aspergers]]", References to such, being bullied or picked on, etc. 5) F***. 6) Pleasant Laughter. 7) Nails on a chalkboard. 8) Something in an Office. 9) Lawyer. 10) Welcome.}}

	===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===		===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===

Danglada: Removed dead link to nonexistant image

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	===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===		===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===
	~~[[File:Jesus facepalm.jpg\|thumb\|Jesus's likely reaction.]]~~
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ\|Jesus Christ]] <rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ\|Jesus Christ]] <rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Trombonista at 20:12, 2 December 2011

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	===Chris has something in common with Billy Joel===		===Chris has something in common with Billy Joel===
	{{Email\|From: Bo Mann <boman2021@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Bo Mann <boman2021@yahoo.com>
	I notice you like playing the Fisher Price game [[Guitar Hero]], but can you play any real musical instruments? }}		I notice you like playing the Fisher Price game [[Guitar Hero]], but can you play any real musical instruments?}}
	{{EmailReply\|I believe you are Referring to Activision's Game of Guitar Hero; you were mistaken with the linking of Fisher Price to the Music Games that are Rated "T" for "Teen". I can play a real [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N\|Harmonica]].}}		{{EmailReply\|I believe you are Referring to Activision's Game of Guitar Hero; you were mistaken with the linking of Fisher Price to the Music Games that are Rated "T" for "Teen". I can play a real [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N\|Harmonica]].}}

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	Thank you,		Thank you,
	Christian W. Chandler }}		Christian W. Chandler}}
	{{EmailReply\|I am sorry for the mix-up, perhaps you should make it more clear of where you live, because I am from, and still live in, VIRGINIA, while you are in CALIFORNIA; when your employers look you up, MAKE SURE they look up the "Christian W. Chandler" of CALIFORNIA, NOT VIRGINIA.		{{EmailReply\|I am sorry for the mix-up, perhaps you should make it more clear of where you live, because I am from, and still live in, VIRGINIA, while you are in CALIFORNIA; when your employers look you up, MAKE SURE they look up the "Christian W. Chandler" of CALIFORNIA, NOT VIRGINIA.

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.		'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

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	May I ask you a few questions?<br>		May I ask you a few questions?<br>
	1. If you had the ability to {{w\|TARDIS\|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>		1. If you had the ability to {{w\|TARDIS\|travel through time}}... to any place and time you desire... what would you do?<br>
	2. If you worked with a {{w\|Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {w\| The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance\|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>		2. If you worked with a {{w\|Peri Brown\|beautiful and sexy woman}}, but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of {{w\|The Doctor (Doctor Who)#Romance\|romantic relations}} with her... do you think you could stand this challenge?<br>
	3. Do you believe in {{w\|Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation}}?<br>		3. Do you believe in {{w\|Regeneration (Doctor Who)\|reincarnation}}?<br>
	4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w\|Sixth Doctor#Costume\|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>		4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your {{w\|Sixth Doctor#Costume\|clothing style}}. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence?<br>