Mailbag 22 - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Chris still respects the Jewish community */

2026-02-13T01:31:26Z

Chris still respects the Jewish community

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	Alex Lane.}}		Alex Lane.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a [[Methodist]] Christian, I still [[Michael Snyder\|respect the Jewish community as people]]. And with that, I would never place that symbol in my comics for risk of offending them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a [[Methodist]] Christian, I still [[Michael Snyder\|respect the Jewish community as people]]. And with that, [[Sonichu 13\|I would never place that symbol in my comics]] for risk of offending them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===Too late===		===Too late===

Superspongebobbros at 21:15, 6 October 2020

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	===The only reason Chris has not physically hurt Clyde is the fact that he can't find him===		===The only reason Chris has not physically hurt Clyde is the fact that he can't find him===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Tom Jones (singer)\|Tom Jones]] <poopenhaufer@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Tom Jones (singer)\|Tom Jones}} <poopenhaufer@yahoo.com>

	Greetings Chris,		Greetings Chris,

Asperhes at 19:53, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 22''' was uploaded on 21 [[December 2009]]. On the 22nd, [[Chris]] answered 6 of the messages. The other 7 were ~~all~~ sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. ~~To date, this is~~ the most blatant act of censorship the [[CWCipedia]] ~~has~~ ever seen.		'''Mailbag 22''' was uploaded on 21 [[December 2009]]. On the 22nd, [[Chris]] answered six of the thirteen of the messages. The other seven were sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. This was the most blatant act of censorship the [[CWCipedia]] had ever seen.

	The only real highlights of this mailbag ~~are~~ a response that ~~implies~~ that more [[Homos\|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]", and the revelation that the only reason Chris ~~has~~ not attempted to kill [[Clyde]] is the fact that he ~~doesn~~'t know where he lives. All of the really good letters, such as [[Evan]]'s bombshell claim that he did not give Chris permission to bastardize [[Simonchu]], or letters calling out Chris on his [[20 December 2009\|horrible mistreatment]] of [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler\|Kitty]], ~~all go~~ unanswered.		The only real highlights of this mailbag were a response that implied that more [[Homos\|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]," and the revelation that the only reason Chris had not attempted to kill [[Clyde]] was the fact that he didn't know where he lives. All of the really good letters, such as [[Evan]]'s bombshell claim that he did not give Chris permission to bastardize [[Simonchu]], or letters calling out Chris on his [[20 December 2009\|horrible mistreatment]] of [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler\|Kitty]], went unanswered.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Promethean: /* Sadly, Chris will not join MENSA because it's all a lie */

2015-10-30T05:45:15Z

Sadly, Chris will not join MENSA because it's all a lie

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	Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.}}		Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I will take that into consideration, thank you.}}		{{EmailReply\|I will take that into consideration, thank you.}}
			''An IQ of 150 on the Cattell scale would be equivalent to just 130 on most other tests.''

	===Chris on animal rights===		===Chris on animal rights===

Trombonista at 17:18, 3 November 2011

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	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

	The holidays are upon us, why doesn't your [[mom]] and [[dad]] both make an appearance		The holidays are upon us, why doesn't your [[mom]] and [[dad]] both make an appearance on any of your videos? I'd love to hear you all sing Christmas carols!
	on any of your videos? I'd love to hear you all sing Christmas carols!

	God Bless and Merry Christmas!		God Bless and Merry Christmas!

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

2011-08-09T18:05:08Z

table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 22''' was uploaded on 21 [[December 2009]]. On the 22nd, [[Chris]] answered 6 of the messages. The other 7 were all sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. To date, this is the most blatant act of censorship the [[CWCipedia]] has ever seen.		'''Mailbag 22''' was uploaded on 21 [[December 2009]]. On the 22nd, [[Chris]] answered 6 of the messages. The other 7 were all sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. To date, this is the most blatant act of censorship the [[CWCipedia]] has ever seen.

	The only real highlights of this mailbag are a response that implies that more [[Homos\|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]", and the revelation that the only reason Chris has not attempted to kill [[Clyde]] is the fact that he doesn't know where he lives. All of the really good letters, such as [[Evan]]'s bombshell claim that he did not give Chris permission to bastardize [[Simonchu]], or letters calling out Chris on his [[20 December 2009\|horrible mistreatment]] of [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler\|Kitty]], all go unanswered.		The only real highlights of this mailbag are a response that implies that more [[Homos\|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]", and the revelation that the only reason Chris has not attempted to kill [[Clyde]] is the fact that he doesn't know where he lives. All of the really good letters, such as [[Evan]]'s bombshell claim that he did not give Chris permission to bastardize [[Simonchu]], or letters calling out Chris on his [[20 December 2009\|horrible mistreatment]] of [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler\|Kitty]], all go unanswered.

Trombonista at 16:45, 10 December 2010

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	===Photoshoppery===		===Photoshoppery===
	{{Email\|From: Nelson Sims <disenchanted_zero@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Nelson Sims <disenchanted_zero@yahoo.com>
	Why do you insist that images that feature you in "strange situations" are		Why do you insist that images that feature you in "strange situations" are Photoshopped? Many of these images are actually stills from videos that you recorded, and clearly have not been edited in any way. Instead of lying about your past, perhaps you should instead acknowledge your misdeeds, and explain to concerned fans that you are no longer that same person. Insisting that the
	Photoshopped? Many of these images are actually stills from videos that you
	recorded, and clearly have not been edited in any way. Instead of lying about
	your past, perhaps you should instead acknowledge your misdeeds, and explain to
	concerned fans that you are no longer that same person. Insisting that the
	pictures of you that you don't want seen are Photoshopped is really just lying.		pictures of you that you don't want seen are Photoshopped is really just lying.

Trombonista at 17:51, 7 December 2010

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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your [[20 December 2009\|latest video]].		I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your [[20 December 2009\|latest video]].

	Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.		Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.

Trombonista at 18:56, 6 December 2010

2010-12-06T18:56:39Z

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	Dear Christopher Christian Weston Chandler,		Dear Christopher Christian Weston Chandler,

	"Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous		"Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous discussions."
	discussions."

	No we didn't. You blocked my e-mail address and didn't reply to anything I said.}}		No we didn't. You blocked my e-mail address and didn't reply to anything I said.}}

Trombonista at 18:00, 11 November 2010

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	Alex Lane.}}		Alex Lane.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a [[Methodist]] Christian, I still [[Michael Snyder\|respect the Jewish community as people]]. And with that, I would never place that symbol in my comics for risk of offending them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a [[Methodist]] Christian, I still [[Michael Snyder\|respect the Jewish community as people]]. And with that, I would never place that symbol in my comics for risk of offending them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===Too late===		===Too late===
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	===Sadly, Chris will not join MENSA because it's all a lie===		===Sadly, Chris will not join MENSA because it's all a lie===
	{{Email\|From: Stephen Mayer <stephen.mayer@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Stephen Mayer <stephen.mayer@yahoo.com>
	Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.}}		Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I will take that into consideration, thank you.}}		{{EmailReply\|I will take that into consideration, thank you.}}

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	As you are an animal expert, can I ask you some advice? I just got a cat and he's not behaving, he poos everywhere and rips stuff. How should I discipline him? Am I not hitting him hard enough?}}		As you are an animal expert, can I ask you some advice? I just got a cat and he's not behaving, he poos everywhere and rips stuff. How should I discipline him? Am I not hitting him hard enough?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Maybe, but not right now. DO NOT HIT YOUR CAT AT ALL. You should tell your cat not to do that repeatedly. Offer the cat a treat ONLY after the cat has done the desired thing you want him to do; poo in the liter box or on the paper, behaves like a good cat, or whatever else you want to train the cat to do. DO NOT GIVE THE CAT A TREAT after it misbehaves.}}		{{EmailReply\|Maybe, but not right now. DO NOT HIT YOUR CAT AT ALL. You should tell your cat not to do that repeatedly. Offer the cat a treat ONLY after the cat has done the desired thing you want him to do; poo in the liter box or on the paper, behaves like a good cat, or whatever else you want to train the cat to do. DO NOT GIVE THE CAT A TREAT after it misbehaves.}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==
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	{{Email\|From: Nelson Sims <disenchanted_zero@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Nelson Sims <disenchanted_zero@yahoo.com>
	Why do you insist that images that feature you in "strange situations" are		Why do you insist that images that feature you in "strange situations" are
	Photoshopped? Many of these images are actually stills from videos that you		Photoshopped? Many of these images are actually stills from videos that you
	recorded, and clearly have not been edited in any way. Instead of lying about		recorded, and clearly have not been edited in any way. Instead of lying about
	your past, perhaps you should instead acknowledge your misdeeds, and explain to		your past, perhaps you should instead acknowledge your misdeeds, and explain to
	concerned fans that you are no longer that same person. Insisting that the		concerned fans that you are no longer that same person. Insisting that the
	pictures of you that you don't want seen are Photoshopped is really just lying.		pictures of you that you don't want seen are Photoshopped is really just lying.

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	===Kitty hates Chris so hard===		===Kitty hates Chris so hard===
	{{Email\|From: confidence1775@aol.com		{{Email\|From: confidence1775@aol.com
	That cat wasn't getting "a little fussy." That cat seriously did not want you holding her. Stop tormenting cats, you fucking retard.}}		That cat wasn't getting "a little fussy." That cat seriously did not want you holding her. Stop tormenting cats, you fucking retard.}}

	===In which Chris Ignores a bunch of valid questions. Again.===		===In which Chris Ignores a bunch of valid questions. Again.===
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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your [[20 December 2009\|latest video]].		I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your [[20 December 2009\|latest video]].

	Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.		Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.

	I may be persuaded to re-send the money if you make amends for your behavior. This could be done in the form of a video in which you beg for forgiveness from your cat. I also suggest that you never, ever hold your cat in such a fashion ever again. If you do these things, I might consider sending the money again. The ball is now in your court Chris.		I may be persuaded to re-send the money if you make amends for your behavior. This could be done in the form of a video in which you beg for forgiveness from your cat. I also suggest that you never, ever hold your cat in such a fashion ever again. If you do these things, I might consider sending the money again. The ball is now in your court Chris.

	Until next time, I bid you adieu.		Until next time, I bid you adieu.
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	===Chris is caught in a lie===		===Chris is caught in a lie===
	{{Email\|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
	Chris, we can't look up the records. Some of us don't live in [[Virginia]] and I don't think it works that way to begin with.		Chris, we can't look up the records. Some of us don't live in [[Virginia]] and I don't think it works that way to begin with.

	And while the fans know that you are true and honest, they are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know anything about you and the [[trolls]] are more than willing to taint their opinions.		And while the fans know that you are true and honest, they are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know anything about you and the [[trolls]] are more than willing to taint their opinions.
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	They won't take your word for it because the trolls have them convinced that you are lying.		They won't take your word for it because the trolls have them convinced that you are lying.

	Imagine that you have been told that someone is a liar. They then say they are not a liar. You can't take his word as proof of his supposed honesty because everyone else told you he was a chronic liar. Now, if he shows you undeniable physical proof that he's being honest, then the true liars(trolls) are exposed.		Imagine that you have been told that someone is a liar. They then say they are not a liar. You can't take his word as proof of his supposed honesty because everyone else told you he was a chronic liar. Now, if he shows you undeniable physical proof that he's being honest, then the true liars(trolls) are exposed.

	You need to do this soon, people are quitting after that incident in New York.}}		You need to do this soon, people are quitting after that incident in New York.}}

	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}