Mailbag 24 - Revision history

Ray The Soda Guy: Format fix.

2023-08-08T23:52:47Z

Format fix.

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	Your fan,		Your fan,
	{{Wolverine (comics)\|Logan}}}}		{{w\|Wolverine(comics)\|Logan}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}		{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}
	''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''		''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''

Superspongebobbros at 21:26, 6 October 2020

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	===In which Chris reveals he hates parodies===		===In which Chris reveals he hates parodies===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Lizzie_Borden~~\|Liz Borden]] <lizborden@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Lizzie Borden\|Liz Borden}} <lizborden@gmail.com>
	Chris,		Chris,

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	===CWCma Sutra===		===CWCma Sutra===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[wikipedia:Pretty_Woman~~\|prettywoman]]@hotmail.com		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Pretty Woman\|prettywoman}}@hotmail.com
	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,

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	I'm in despair. My stalker has left me in despair.		I'm in despair. My stalker has left me in despair.

	-~~[[Wikipedia:~~Sayonara,~~_Zetsubou~~-Sensei\|Zetsubou-sensei]]}}		-{{w\|Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei\|Zetsubou-sensei}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, GO TO THE POLICE and seek their help. Second, confront your stalker and learn why she is stalking you; it may be just a small thing that can be discussed calmly and rationally. Other than that, I'd just ignore her.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, GO TO THE POLICE and seek their help. Second, confront your stalker and learn why she is stalking you; it may be just a small thing that can be discussed calmly and rationally. Other than that, I'd just ignore her.}}

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	Your fan,		Your fan,
	~~[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_~~(comics)\|Logan]]}}		{{Wolverine (comics)\|Logan}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}		{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}
	''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''		''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''
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	===Chris trying to curse people is "common"===		===Chris trying to curse people is "common"===
	{{Email\|From: magnetsarecool1963@~~[[Wikipedia:~~Genosha\|genosha]].com		{{Email\|From: magnetsarecool1963@{{w\|Genosha\|genosha}}.com

	Dear Mr. Chandler,		Dear Mr. Chandler,
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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
	~~[[Wikipedia:Magneto_~~(comics)\|Max Eisenhardt]]}}		{{w\|Magneto (comics)\|Max Eisenhardt}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Curses and Blessings are most common, and I can not life 5 tons; that is an exaggeration. I am not Superman.}}		{{EmailReply\|Curses and Blessings are most common, and I can not life 5 tons; that is an exaggeration. I am not Superman.}}

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	Keep drawing,		Keep drawing,
	~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap\|Master Melari]]}}		{{w\|The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap\|Master Melari}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|All seven crystals have been gathered. She will make her return within the [[Sonichu 10\|10th book]]'s later pages.}}		{{EmailReply\|All seven crystals have been gathered. She will make her return within the [[Sonichu 10\|10th book]]'s later pages.}}

Solaris999 at 02:40, 8 December 2018

2018-12-08T02:40:00Z

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	'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters addressed questions about [[Asperchu]] and the Missionary Cowgirl. Letter-writers included the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, and the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered the mailbag on 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offered some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he'd answered it, he still listed it as "to be answered."		'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters addressed questions about [[Asperchu]] and the Missionary Cowgirl. Letter-writers included the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher in despair, mutants, and the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered the mailbag on 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offered some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he'd answered it, he still listed it as "to be answered."

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes at 19:59, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T19:59:28Z

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	'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters ~~include~~ questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl~~, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]]~~ the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher~~, an actual real [[troll\|fan]]~~, and ~~the return of~~ the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag ~~the~~ 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris ~~offers~~ some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still ~~lists~~ it as "to be answered."		'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters addressed questions about [[Asperchu]] and the Missionary Cowgirl. Letter-writers included the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, and the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered the mailbag on 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offered some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he'd answered it, he still listed it as "to be answered."

	==Answered==		==Answered==

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

2011-08-09T18:06:59Z

table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]], and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered."		'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]], and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered."

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 21:29, 30 March 2011

2011-03-30T21:29:15Z

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	__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]], and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered."		__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]], and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered."

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 00:21, 5 December 2010

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	{{Email\|From: J <misterbig45@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: J <misterbig45@yahoo.com>

	Hello there! I don't much get to read your comics (us Minish being too		Hello there! I don't much get to read your comics (us Minish being too small to work computers and all that) but of the ones I have read I really like! It's so nice to see someone learning a useful skill like artistry.
	small to work computers and all that) but of the ones I have read I
	really like! It's so nice to see someone learning a useful skill like
	artistry.

	Anyway, on to my question. I noticed that in the last comic, you		Anyway, on to my question. I noticed that in the last comic, you obtained all seven Sonichu Crystals (or did you? I wasn't sure). Since the point of gathering the crystals was to rescue [[Crystal]] from the Dark Mirror Hole, does that mean she'll b making a return to the comic soon?
	obtained all seven Sonichu Crystals (or did you? I wasn't sure). Since
	the point of gathering the crystals was to rescue [[Crystal]] from the
	Dark Mirror Hole, does that mean she'll b making a return to the comic
	soon?

	Keep drawing,		Keep drawing,

Trombonista at 17:55, 29 November 2010

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	Lizzie}}		Lizzie}}
	{{EmailReply\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about [[Autism]].}}		{{EmailReply\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about [[Autism]].}}

	===CWCma Sutra===		===CWCma Sutra===

Trombonista at 18:02, 11 November 2010

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	{{Email\|From: kayohehl@yahoo.com		{{Email\|From: kayohehl@yahoo.com
	Hello Christian, hope you are enjoying the holiday season! I was wondering (now that it's too late for me to spoil any surprises for anyone!) what gifts you purchased, and for whom? What did mom and dad get from you? They've done a lot for you, so I'm sure it was pretty special!}}		Hello Christian, hope you are enjoying the holiday season! I was wondering (now that it's too late for me to spoil any surprises for anyone!) what gifts you purchased, and for whom? What did mom and dad get from you? They've done a lot for you, so I'm sure it was pretty special!}}
	{{EmailReply\|It was simple and nice; nothing too big. I purchased a few nice gifts for my friends at my church, and I got my [[mom]] and [[dad]] something nice; they enjoyed it. They gave me a game, a bit of chocolate, and a nice family time.}}		{{EmailReply\|It was simple and nice; nothing too big. I purchased a few nice gifts for my friends at my church, and I got my [[mom]] and [[dad]] something nice; they enjoyed it. They gave me a game, a bit of chocolate, and a nice family time.}}

	===In which Chris reveals he hates parodies===		===In which Chris reveals he hates parodies===
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	-[[Wikipedia:Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei\|Zetsubou-sensei]]}}		-[[Wikipedia:Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei\|Zetsubou-sensei]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, GO TO THE POLICE and seek their help. Second, confront your stalker and learn why she is stalking you; it may be just a small thing that can be discussed calmly and rationally. Other than that, I'd just ignore her.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, GO TO THE POLICE and seek their help. Second, confront your stalker and learn why she is stalking you; it may be just a small thing that can be discussed calmly and rationally. Other than that, I'd just ignore her.}}

	===Chris will elaborate attacks another time===		===Chris will elaborate attacks another time===
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	Your fan,		Your fan,
	[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_(comics)\|Logan]]}}		[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_(comics)\|Logan]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}		{{EmailReply\|Tell your brother that he is really bothering you, ask him to stop, and offer a reward for him stopping. I would win, but I have little time at the moment, so I will elaborate attacks another time.}}
	''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''		''Chris never got around to elaborating on attacks.''

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	What individuals did you run against during your election as [[CWCville]] mayor?<br>		What individuals did you run against during your election as [[CWCville]] mayor?<br>
	Did your past purchases of anal beads and vibrators raise questions about your sexuality, or is the CWCville constituency [[gay]]-friendly?}}		Did your past purchases of anal beads and vibrators raise questions about your sexuality, or is the CWCville constituency [[gay]]-friendly?}}
	{{EmailReply\|There were no elections. That is a likely probability, but I AM STRAIGHT, and those items were FREE GIFTS that came with purchases of Women Love Dolls. Cwcville, [[Cwcipedia]] and myself are against the [[Homos]]exual Lifestyle altogether, but we do not discriminate against them as individual people.}}		{{EmailReply\|There were no elections. That is a likely probability, but I AM STRAIGHT, and those items were FREE GIFTS that came with purchases of Women Love Dolls. Cwcville, [[Cwcipedia]] and myself are against the [[Homos]]exual Lifestyle altogether, but we do not discriminate against them as individual people.}}

	===Chris trying to curse people is "common"===		===Chris trying to curse people is "common"===
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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
	[[Wikipedia:Magneto_(comics)\|Max Eisenhardt]]}}		[[Wikipedia:Magneto_(comics)\|Max Eisenhardt]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|Curses and Blessings are most common, and I can not life 5 tons; that is an exaggeration. I am not Superman.}}		{{EmailReply\|Curses and Blessings are most common, and I can not life 5 tons; that is an exaggeration. I am not Superman.}}

	===Useless ass-kissing===		===Useless ass-kissing===
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	Keep drawing,		Keep drawing,
	[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap\|Master Melari]]}}		[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap\|Master Melari]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|All seven crystals have been gathered. She will make her return within the [[Sonichu 10\|10th book]]'s later pages.}}		{{EmailReply\|All seven crystals have been gathered. She will make her return within the [[Sonichu 10\|10th book]]'s later pages.}}

	===Chris gets called out, mentally blocks it===		===Chris gets called out, mentally blocks it===
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	From curious fan, Robin.}}		From curious fan, Robin.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) Yes, Silvana was corrupted; you will have to wait and see what her fate will be. 2) I have made reference sheets and drawings already, thank you. 3) That is a good idea. 4) Rosechu is of Average C-Cup Size. 5) That will happen soon enough. As long as you reference me as the original creator of Sonichu within the book, it is okay.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) Yes, Silvana was corrupted; you will have to wait and see what her fate will be. 2) I have made reference sheets and drawings already, thank you. 3) That is a good idea. 4) Rosechu is of Average C-Cup Size. 5) That will happen soon enough. As long as you reference me as the original creator of Sonichu within the book, it is okay.}}

	===Chris gives girl advice===		===Chris gives girl advice===
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	Tom}}		Tom}}
	{{EmailReply\|You are not horrendous; you are only being honest about how you feel about the situation. You have two options here: you may take advantage of his loss of her in the breakup and start Dating her, then have sexual intercourse without regret or fear (especially if 17 is the legal age of consent in your state; check online in a search for verification), OR you may be strong and firm; break up with her; either she gives you space, and maybe go back to your friend, or you will get a Restraining Order against her.}}		{{EmailReply\|You are not horrendous; you are only being honest about how you feel about the situation. You have two options here: you may take advantage of his loss of her in the breakup and start Dating her, then have sexual intercourse without regret or fear (especially if 17 is the legal age of consent in your state; check online in a search for verification), OR you may be strong and firm; break up with her; either she gives you space, and maybe go back to your friend, or you will get a Restraining Order against her.}}

	===Really short answers===		===Really short answers===
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	IZZY}}		IZZY}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) They are simple flowers of red and blue with natural lightning bolt imprints in the petals and central pollen area; they smell nice. 2) I like most flowers, and I am uncertain of a favorite at the moment. 3) That is an idea; I will take it under consideration.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) They are simple flowers of red and blue with natural lightning bolt imprints in the petals and central pollen area; they smell nice. 2) I like most flowers, and I am uncertain of a favorite at the moment. 3) That is an idea; I will take it under consideration.}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==
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	===So do we trust Chris, or the court record?===		===So do we trust Chris, or the court record?===
	{{Email\|From: Ray Fry <stinkyxpete@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Ray Fry <stinkyxpete@yahoo.com>
	I looked up the court record. According to it, your father took Nathanael Greene Elementary School to court in order to prevent them from sending you to a private institution. According to it, the teachers claimed you were unruly in class, that you routinely shouted in class during lessons (they audio taped you being disruptive during class time), and even had to be physically restrained. According to it, you put a little kid in the hospital after biting off a chunk of his nose. What do you have to say to this? Why would you do this, and then lie about it and make it out like teachers were bullying you when, in reality, you were a bad child? Why the smear campaign? And why did your parents continue mainstreaming you when you obviously needed professional help and to be surrounded by people who understood your autism (mainstream teachers shouldn't have to accommodate for retards like you when retards get special schools and special teachers)? Why, Chris? Why?}}		I looked up the court record. According to it, your father took Nathanael Greene Elementary School to court in order to prevent them from sending you to a private institution. According to it, the teachers claimed you were unruly in class, that you routinely shouted in class during lessons (they audio taped you being disruptive during class time), and even had to be physically restrained. According to it, you put a little kid in the hospital after biting off a chunk of his nose. What do you have to say to this? Why would you do this, and then lie about it and make it out like teachers were bullying you when, in reality, you were a bad child? Why the smear campaign? And why did your parents continue mainstreaming you when you obviously needed professional help and to be surrounded by people who understood your autism (mainstream teachers shouldn't have to accommodate for retards like you when retards get special schools and special teachers)? Why, Chris? Why?}}
	{{EmailReply\|WHAT? I never bit anyone in my life. Your sources are obviously false and faulty.}}		{{EmailReply\|WHAT? I never bit anyone in my life. Your sources are obviously false and faulty.}}

	==Autism Mailbag==		==Autism Mailbag==

Eamoo at 03:26, 7 October 2010

2010-10-07T03:26:12Z

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	__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] ~~day~~ 2009. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the ~~TRUE~~ and ~~HONEST~~ creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]] ~~(wat)~~, and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered".		__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 24''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on [[Christmas]] Day [[2009]]. The letters include questions about [[Asperchu]], Missionary Cowgirl, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Winston Quentin Shambler]] the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu\|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher, an actual real [[troll\|fan]], and the return of the [[Ivy\|crazy plant girl]]. Chris answered to the mailbag the 29 [[December 2009]]. Notably, Chris offers some of the worst dating advice of all time. Despite the fact that he's answered it, he still lists it as "to be answered."

	==Answered==		==Answered==