Mailbag 25 - Revision history

PsychoNerd054 at 13:06, 28 March 2025

2025-03-28T13:06:57Z

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	'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.		'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.

	Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from {{w\|Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode}} of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transgender woman ~~(whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite)~~, and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.		Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from {{w\|Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode}} of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a [[Hermaphrodite\|transgender woman]], and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

PsychoNerd054: /* It's a trap, again! */

2025-03-24T02:47:41Z

It's a trap, again!

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	===It's a trap, again!===		===It's a trap, again!===

	{{Email\|From: "~~{{w~~\|Bailey-Jay Granger~~\|Bailey Jay}}~~" <baileyjay@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: "[[Bailey Jay\|Bailey-Jay Granger]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>
	Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)		Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)

Superspongebobbros at 21:30, 6 October 2020

2020-10-06T21:30:24Z

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	'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.		'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.

	Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transgender woman (whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.		Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from {{w\|Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode}} of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transgender woman (whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.

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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,

	~~[[Wikipedia:Peter Sotos~~\|Peter Sotos]]}}		{{w\|Peter Sotos}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Soft-Core you can easily watch from Cinemax or HBO; for the Hard-Core, I recommend anything with one man/one woman videos; you can view the variety of DVDs on http://www.adameve.com for your choosing. Be aware of the "Free Gift(s)" they send you with a purchase of $17 or more; they may send you items such as [[dildo]]s and beads; if you receive such items suitable for women, I would leave the items UNOPENED and offer them to your consenting adult women friends, or any women they may know.}}		{{EmailReply\|Soft-Core you can easily watch from Cinemax or HBO; for the Hard-Core, I recommend anything with one man/one woman videos; you can view the variety of DVDs on http://www.adameve.com for your choosing. Be aware of the "Free Gift(s)" they send you with a purchase of $17 or more; they may send you items such as [[dildo]]s and beads; if you receive such items suitable for women, I would leave the items UNOPENED and offer them to your consenting adult women friends, or any women they may know.}}

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	{{EmailReply\|Well, thank you kindly for asking for my input on the subject. Versus Low-Functioning individuals who generally are likely mentally retarded to a point where all they can say are moans and groans, have Limited physical motion (such as keeping their arms and hands in Praying Mantis position and resists reaching out, or keeping their mouths wide open very often), may be confined in wheelchairs, crutches or such, or may possibly be [[Duck\|deformed physically]]. High-Functioning individuals, such as myself, have better mental capabilities and functions, have better physical motion, and likely are more similar to functioning normal people. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:50, 30 December 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, thank you kindly for asking for my input on the subject. Versus Low-Functioning individuals who generally are likely mentally retarded to a point where all they can say are moans and groans, have Limited physical motion (such as keeping their arms and hands in Praying Mantis position and resists reaching out, or keeping their mouths wide open very often), may be confined in wheelchairs, crutches or such, or may possibly be [[Duck\|deformed physically]]. High-Functioning individuals, such as myself, have better mental capabilities and functions, have better physical motion, and likely are more similar to functioning normal people. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:50, 30 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===It's a trap!===		===It's a trap, again!===

	{{Email\|From: "~~[[wikipedia:~~ Bailey-Jay Granger\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: "{{w\|Bailey-Jay Granger\|Bailey Jay}}" <baileyjay@gmail.com>
	Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)		Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)

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	{{EmailReply\|OH MY GOD!!! [[It's UGH!\|UGH!!!]] ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. deep breath You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "~~[[Wikipedia:The Crying Game~~\|The Crying Game]]", or the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~ A Brown Thanksgiving\|Thanksgiving episode]] of "[[The Cleveland Show]]".}}		{{EmailReply\|OH MY GOD!!! [[It's UGH!\|UGH!!!]] ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. deep breath You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "{{w\|The Crying Game}}", or the {{w\|A Brown Thanksgiving\|Thanksgiving episode}} of "[[The Cleveland Show]]".}}

	===Chris disapproves of c-sections for some reason===		===Chris disapproves of c-sections for some reason===

Solaris999: We can't use that term anymore. It's outdated. At best.

2018-12-08T02:42:13Z

We can't use that term anymore. It's outdated. At best.

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	'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.		'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.

	Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a ~~transsexual~~ woman (whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.		Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transgender woman (whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

MathevsEff: /* High functioning babble */

2018-02-06T11:41:35Z

High functioning babble

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	{{EmailReply\|Soft-Core you can easily watch from Cinemax or HBO; for the Hard-Core, I recommend anything with one man/one woman videos; you can view the variety of DVDs on http://www.adameve.com for your choosing. Be aware of the "Free Gift(s)" they send you with a purchase of $17 or more; they may send you items such as [[dildo]]s and beads; if you receive such items suitable for women, I would leave the items UNOPENED and offer them to your consenting adult women friends, or any women they may know.}}		{{EmailReply\|Soft-Core you can easily watch from Cinemax or HBO; for the Hard-Core, I recommend anything with one man/one woman videos; you can view the variety of DVDs on http://www.adameve.com for your choosing. Be aware of the "Free Gift(s)" they send you with a purchase of $17 or more; they may send you items such as [[dildo]]s and beads; if you receive such items suitable for women, I would leave the items UNOPENED and offer them to your consenting adult women friends, or any women they may know.}}

	===High functioning babble===		===High-functioning babble===
	{{Email\|From: sentientmachine11@gmail.com		{{Email\|From: sentientmachine11@gmail.com
	Hello there Chris		Hello there Chris

	I have noticed that you claim to be a high-functioning [[autistic]] male. What exactly does "high functioning autistic" mean? You say it a lot but never really give a clear definition. I could look it up on Wikipedia but I would rather go right to the source which would be you. People on Wikipedia tend to vandalize articles with misinformation.		I have noticed that you claim to be a high-functioning [[Autism\|autistic]] male. What exactly does "high-functioning autistic" mean? You say it a lot but never really give a clear definition. I could look it up on Wikipedia but I would rather go right to the source which would be you. People on Wikipedia tend to vandalize articles with misinformation.

	So yeah, please elaborate on that. I'm rather confused.		So yeah, please elaborate on that. I'm rather confused.

Darkbind at 21:39, 23 July 2017

2017-07-23T21:39:38Z

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	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

	As a loyal [[Sonichu]] fan I remember that not too long ago you commanded all copies of your [[house]] tour for [[Ivy]] be removed from the internet. Well, I took down the version I put up right away but when I did a search I was horrified that even more copies were put up.		As a loyal [[Sonichu]] fan I remember that not too long ago [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|you commanded all copies]] of your [[house]] [[Tour of Chris's House\|tour]] for [[Ivy]] be removed from the internet. Well, I took down the version I put up right away but when I did a search I was horrified that even more copies were put up.

	Then I saw the video of [[Bob Chandler\|your Dad]] yelling at you. How was this resolved? Did you lie to him and tell him that all copies were taken off the internet?		Then I saw the video of [[Bob Chandler\|your Dad]] yelling at you. How was this resolved? Did you lie to him and tell him that all copies were taken off the internet?

Darkbind: /* It's a trap! */

2017-07-23T21:36:17Z

It's a trap!

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	File:2gtp2l4.jpg\|"cute"		File:2gtp2l4.jpg\|"cute"

Asperhes at 20:02, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T20:02:43Z

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	'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered the ~~29 December 2009~~.		'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered on the 29th.

	Chris ~~explains~~ that when he calls himself "high-functioning", he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also ~~reveals~~ that he spends ~~2-3~~ hours ~~every~~ day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning".) Perhaps more shocking is Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights ~~include~~ confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transsexual woman (~~who~~ he incorrectly ~~identifies~~ as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via ~~Cesarean~~ section.		Chris explained that when he calls himself "high-functioning," he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also revealed that he spends two to three hours per day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning.") Perhaps more shocking was Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights included confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transsexual woman (whom he incorrectly identified as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Caesarean section.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Gunter: /* It's a trap! */ added pics

2015-02-08T21:33:20Z

It's a trap!: added pics

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	===It's a trap!===		===It's a trap!===

	{{Email\|From: "[[wikipedia: Bailey-Jay Granger\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: "[[wikipedia: Bailey-Jay Granger\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>
	Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)		Hey Chris!! Thank you for your [[Mailbag 8#It's a trap\|reply]]! And thank you for calling me cute :3 you're a pretty handsome guy yourself, but you know that already ;)
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	BJ}}		BJ}}
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			File:2gtp2l4.jpg\|"cute"
			File:Najnjaacd.jpg\|"downright NAUGHTY"
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	{{EmailReply\|OH MY GOD!!! [[It's UGH!\|UGH!!!]] ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. deep breath You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "[[Wikipedia:The Crying Game\|The Crying Game]]", or the [[Wikipedia: A Brown Thanksgiving\|Thanksgiving episode]] of "[[The Cleveland Show]]".}}		{{EmailReply\|OH MY GOD!!! [[It's UGH!\|UGH!!!]] ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. deep breath You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "[[Wikipedia:The Crying Game\|The Crying Game]]", or the [[Wikipedia: A Brown Thanksgiving\|Thanksgiving episode]] of "[[The Cleveland Show]]".}}

DX10: Correct terminology dictates the opposite gender would follow. "Transsexual man" would mean a woman transitioning to the male gender, and vice versa.

2014-04-25T18:20:37Z

Correct terminology dictates the opposite gender would follow. "Transsexual man" would mean a woman transitioning to the male gender, and vice versa.

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	'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered the 29 December 2009.		'''Mailbag 25''' was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered the 29 December 2009.

	Chris explains that when he calls himself "high-functioning", he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also reveals that he spends 2-3 hours every day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning".) Perhaps more shocking is Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights include confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transsexual ~~man~~ (who he incorrectly identifies as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Cesarean section.		Chris explains that when he calls himself "high-functioning", he really just means that he's high-functioning when compared to people who are [[slow-in-the-minds\|severely mentally handicapped]]. Chris also reveals that he spends 2-3 hours every day just playing with toys. (So much for "high-functioning".) Perhaps more shocking is Chris's solution to infidelity, which involves having sex with members of your significant other's family. (Unsurprisingly, he most likely got this idea from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey\|an episode]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''.) Other highlights include confirmation that Chris lies to his parents, his explosive reaction to a transsexual woman (who he incorrectly identifies as a hermaphrodite), and an as-of-yet unexplained disapproval of giving birth via Cesarean section.

	==Answered==		==Answered==