Mailbag 26 - Revision history

Dodo Conservative: /* ...then, promptly shuts down again */

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...then, promptly shuts down again

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	My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.		My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.

	Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, {{w\|Rhianna}}, were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!		Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, {{w\|Rihanna\|Rhianna}}, were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!

	Chris Brown}}		Chris Brown}}

Superspongebobbros at 21:33, 6 October 2020

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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===How the Chris-Chan stole Christmas===		===How the Chris-Chan stole Christmas===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Aliens (film)\|Trevor Wierzbowski]] <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Aliens (film)\|Trevor Wierzbowski}} <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>
	Christian,		Christian,

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	===In which Chris's brain starts to work!===		===In which Chris's brain starts to work!===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Stephen King~~\|Stephen King]] <king.stephen@windowslive.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Stephen King}} <king.stephen@windowslive.com>

	Merry Christmas, Mr. Chandler! My name is Stephen King. I am somewhat of a writer, and I have always been fascinated with your writing style. You have wonderful ideas, an amazing eye for detail, and great characters with believable personalities.		Merry Christmas, Mr. Chandler! My name is Stephen King. I am somewhat of a writer, and I have always been fascinated with your writing style. You have wonderful ideas, an amazing eye for detail, and great characters with believable personalities.
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	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

	''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''~~[[wikipedia: American Vampire~~\|American Vampire]]'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''		''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''{{w\|American Vampire}}'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''

	===...then, promptly shuts down again===		===...then, promptly shuts down again===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Chris Brown (entertainer)\|Christopher Brown]] <chrisbrownluvsrhianna@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Chris Brown (entertainer)\|Christopher Brown}} <chrisbrownluvsrhianna@yahoo.com>

	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,
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	My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.		My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.

	Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, ~~[[Wikipedia:Rihanna~~\|Rhianna]], were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!		Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, {{w\|Rhianna}}, were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!

	Chris Brown}}		Chris Brown}}

Asperhes at 20:07, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 26''' Was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered two days later, ~~30 December 2009~~.		'''Mailbag 26''' Was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered two days later, on the 30th.

	Amongst this batch, ~~we learn~~ why ~~Chris~~ put up [[Kill de Jack\|his Christmas video]], ~~denies~~ that he had fleas ~~in the same video~~, ~~reveals~~ he doesn't know what "asexual" means, yet ~~shows~~ his usual intolerance towards gays~~, as well as~~ transgenders. Chris's ability to notice who's writing him is terribly inconsistent here. He ~~calls~~ out ~~a letter writer calling himself~~ Stephen King, but ~~doesn~~'t catch an equally obvious letter from Chris Brown. Likewise, a letter from someone claiming to be [[Magi-Chan]] is deleted forever, ~~while~~ a letter from [[Blake]] is answered without any comment as to its writer. It's likely Chris only recognized the letter from Stephen King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to ~~Stephen~~ King and his works.		Amongst this batch, Chris explained why he put up [[Kill de Jack\|his Christmas video]], denied that he had fleas, revealed that he doesn't know what "asexual" means, and yet showed his usual intolerance towards gays and transgenders. Chris's ability to notice who's writing him was terribly inconsistent here. He called out "Stephen King," but didn't catch an equally-obvious letter from Chris Brown. Likewise, a letter from someone claiming to be [[Magi-Chan]] was deleted forever, but a letter from [[Blake]] was answered without any comment as to its writer. It's likely Chris only recognized the letter from Stephen King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to King and his works.

	Notable in this set is that Chris finally ~~responds~~ to [[Evan]], but ~~tries~~ to implore Evan to reconsider wanting him to kill off [[Simonla]] for the ~~sheer fact~~ that it would take away [[Wild]]'s girlfriend.		Notable in this set is that Chris finally responded to [[Evan]], but only to implore Evan to reconsider wanting him to kill off [[Simonla]] for the sole reason that it would take away [[Wild]]'s girlfriend.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Anonymax: /* Chris hates da homos: Part 9001 */Minor fixes, markup standardization

2011-09-03T21:46:26Z

Chris hates da homos: Part 9001: Minor fixes, markup standardization

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	{{Email\|From: bella <somatological@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: bella <somatological@yahoo.com>

	I was just wondering, if two people residing in [[CWCville]] had a loving, caring and respectful [[~~Homos\|homosexual~~]] relationship, would you, as the mayor of this town, mind at all? Or are there any laws stating that you cannot be homosexual in CWCville?		I was just wondering, if two people residing in [[CWCville]] had a loving, caring and respectful [[homos]]exual relationship, would you, as the mayor of this town, mind at all? Or are there any laws stating that you cannot be homosexual in CWCville?

	Just an honest question.		Just an honest question.

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 26''' Was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered two days later, 30 December 2009.		'''Mailbag 26''' Was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered two days later, 30 December 2009.

	Amongst this batch, we learn why Chris put up [[Kill de Jack\|his Christmas video]], denies that he had fleas in the same video, reveals he doesn't know what "asexual" means, yet shows his usual intolerance towards gays, as well as transgenders. Chris's ability to notice who's writing him is terribly inconsistent here. He calls out a letter writer calling himself Stephen King, but doesn't catch an equally obvious letter from Chris Brown. Likewise, a letter from someone claiming to be [[Magi-Chan]] is deleted forever, while a letter from [[Blake]] is answered without any comment as to its writer. It's likely Chris only recognized the letter from Stephen King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to Stephen King and his works.		Amongst this batch, we learn why Chris put up [[Kill de Jack\|his Christmas video]], denies that he had fleas in the same video, reveals he doesn't know what "asexual" means, yet shows his usual intolerance towards gays, as well as transgenders. Chris's ability to notice who's writing him is terribly inconsistent here. He calls out a letter writer calling himself Stephen King, but doesn't catch an equally obvious letter from Chris Brown. Likewise, a letter from someone claiming to be [[Magi-Chan]] is deleted forever, while a letter from [[Blake]] is answered without any comment as to its writer. It's likely Chris only recognized the letter from Stephen King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to Stephen King and his works.

JarlaxleArtemis at 15:33, 7 July 2011

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	Your sincere fan, Stephen Edwin King.}}		Your sincere fan, Stephen Edwin King.}}
	{{EmailReply\|REALLY? THE Stephen King? Author of such horrors as "The Mist", "Carrie", "The Shining" and "Vertigo"? Such a FAMOUS WRITER taking an interest in my own Hand-Drawn and Hand-Written works and sending me, a considerably lowly High-Functioning Autsitic Individual with Good Grades in High School, College and whatnot? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I am NO FOOL; I was tricked before by TROLLS who pretended to be [[Nintendo]]'s Shigure Miyamoto, previous trusted ex gal-pals/girlfriends, a European Playstation Magazine (that went Out Of Print beforehand) Journalist, etc, etc, etc.		{{EmailReply\|REALLY? THE Stephen King? Author of such horrors as "The Mist", "Carrie", "The Shining" and "Vertigo"? Such a FAMOUS WRITER taking an interest in my own Hand-Drawn and Hand-Written works and sending me, a considerably lowly High-Functioning Autsitic Individual with [[honor roll\|Good Grades in High School, College and whatnot]]? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I am NO FOOL; I was tricked before by TROLLS who pretended to be [[Nintendo]]'s Shigure Miyamoto, previous trusted ex gal-pals/girlfriends, a European Playstation Magazine (that went Out Of Print beforehand) Journalist, etc, etc, etc.

	I will answer your question when you come clean and tell me your real name; what your Blood Mother Calls You, and NOT pretend to be a celebrity or thieve anyone's identity.		I will answer your question when you come clean and tell me your real name; what your Blood Mother Calls You, and NOT pretend to be a celebrity or thieve anyone's identity.

Trombonista at 00:11, 5 December 2010

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	My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.		My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.

	Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, [[Wikipedia:Rihanna\|Rhianna]], were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]]		Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, [[Wikipedia:Rihanna\|Rhianna]], were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger\|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!
	THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician,
	much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating
	her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!

	Chris Brown}}		Chris Brown}}
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	How can you claim you're TRUE and [[Honest content\|HONEST]] so much? The very existence		How can you claim you're TRUE and [[Honest content\|HONEST]] so much? The very existence
	of this "[[Rejected Mailbag\|Let Me Get Back To You On That]]" mailbag is admission that you		of this "[[Rejected Mailbag\|Let Me Get Back To You On That]]" mailbag is admission that you lie. Whenever someone calls you out on a lie you make, you either claim it's a troll or stuff it away where you can't see it.
	lie. Whenever someone calls you out on a lie you make, you either
	claim it's a troll or stuff it away where you can't see it.

	You're not only lying to others, you're not even being TRUE or HONEST		You're not only lying to others, you're not even being TRUE or HONEST to yourself. Come out from your [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise\|Trollsta's Paradise]] and face the fact that you're just as much of a jerk to your TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu
	to yourself. Come out from your [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise\|Trollsta's Paradise]] and face the fact
	that you're just as much of a jerk to your TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu
	[[Fanbase]] as the [[Trolls]] are to you.		[[Fanbase]] as the [[Trolls]] are to you.

	Think of this from MY perspective. When a fan makes comics about		Think of this from MY perspective. When a fan makes comics about [[Rosechu]] as a MAN, you get angry, don't you? And if they were to say "I will turn Rosechu into a girl like she's supposed to be", that won't undo the damage.
	[[Rosechu]] as a MAN, you get angry, don't you? And if they were to say "I
	will turn Rosechu into a girl like she's supposed to be", that won't
	undo the damage.

	Replacing Simonla with [[Simonchu]] won't fix anything, I don't want		Replacing Simonla with [[Simonchu]] won't fix anything, I don't want EITHER CHARACTER to be in your comics. I will be kind enough to let you finish Simonla's storyline and end it in a permanent fashion resulting in her [[death]]. And she has to die IN THE PAGES, not off-screen. I am STILL serious about this.
	EITHER CHARACTER to be in your comics. I will be kind enough to let
	you finish Simonla's storyline and end it in a permanent fashion
	resulting in her [[death]]. And she has to die IN THE PAGES, not
	off-screen. I am STILL serious about this.

	You've been running from me for months. Get Back To Me On This		You've been running from me for months. Get Back To Me On This immediately, stop being a coward and prove you care about your fans
	immediately, stop being a coward and prove you care about your fans
	for once.		for once.

Trombonista at 18:11, 11 November 2010

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Lime at 03:55, 18 June 2010

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	Chris Brown}}		Chris Brown}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, NEVER HIT A WOMAN. I suggest forgetting about her; after the way you've acted, I'd say she wants to be nowhere near you, and I would not blame her for getting a Restraining Order against you. You should consult a Psychiatrist, tell him your troubles, and let him help you sort out your mind.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, [[:File:MachPunch.jpg\|NEVER HIT A WOMAN]]. I suggest forgetting about her; after the way you've acted, I'd say she wants to be nowhere near you, and I would not blame her for getting a Restraining Order against you. You should consult a Psychiatrist, tell him your troubles, and let him help you sort out your mind.}}

	===It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them===		===It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them===

Manwithoutabody at 20:34, 13 June 2010

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	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

			''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''[[wikipedia: American Vampire\|American Vampire]]'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''

	===...then, promptly shuts down again===		===...then, promptly shuts down again===

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	-Trevor}}		-Trevor}}
	{{EmailReply\|I felt the anger at that moment late in the day, and I wanted it up ASAP to inform [[Clyde]] and Jack that they both are B******s, and what they have been doing is NOT helping me see their [[Homos]]exual Male kind as good people. ON the contrary, they BOTH only make me see Anger RED with them. I apologize for doing that on Christmas Day, but I had already celebrated it with my family, and I had the thought and energy at that Late Part of the Day to Tell Those Two Down.}}		{{EmailReply\|I felt the anger at that moment late in the day, and I wanted it up ASAP to inform [[Clyde]] and Jack that they both are B******s, and what they have been doing is NOT helping me see their [[Homos]]exual Male kind as good people. ON the contrary, they BOTH only make me see Anger RED with them. I apologize for doing that on Christmas Day, but I had already celebrated it with my family, and I had the thought and energy at that Late Part of the Day to Tell Those Two Down.}}

	===Mary Lee Walsh trolls IRL===		===Mary Lee Walsh trolls IRL===
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	Forever yours truly,		Forever yours truly,

	Mitsuki Tojo <3}}		Mitsuki Tojo <3}}
	''"Boku wa okamadesu" means "I am gay/an extremely effeminate man" in Japanese. Chris just [[Molvanîa#Molvanîan expressions\|doesn't pick up on these things]].''		''"Boku wa okamadesu" means "I am gay/an extremely effeminate man" in Japanese. Chris just [[Molvanîa#Molvanîan expressions\|doesn't pick up on these things]].''
	{{EmailReply\|You are kind, and I deeply appreciate that. :) 1) While, for me alone, my College Days were miserable and lonely, and also contained hatred and interference from a later-met adversary, I personally would not want to go back to PVCC. Besides which, that b**** "Dean", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.<br>But I digress. deep breath I am not certain of the list of Majors there, but I did major in Computer Aided Drafting and Design ([[CADD]]). I recommend that you look over all the major options, and choose one that best suits you and your career desires or dreams.<br>		{{EmailReply\|You are kind, and I deeply appreciate that. :) 1) While, for me alone, my College Days were miserable and lonely, and also contained hatred and interference from a later-met adversary, I personally would not want to go back to PVCC. Besides which, that b**** "Dean", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.<br>But I digress. deep breath I am not certain of the list of Majors there, but I did major in Computer Aided Drafting and Design ([[CADD]]). I recommend that you look over all the major options, and choose one that best suits you and your career desires or dreams.<br>
	2) That is poetic, and sounds accurate and most similar to my ideals for my [[Sweetheart]] Search (which I used to refer to as "[[Love Quest]]"). My mind is taking in the epiphanies, facts and all that well, and I am taking deep considerations and thoughts with all that in mind. Whereas, in real life, I still am single, with only one date that ended with a "I'm just not that into you", and lowest bed-play. So I'd say it's going so-so.<br>		2) That is poetic, and sounds accurate and most similar to my ideals for my [[Sweetheart]] Search (which I used to refer to as "[[Love Quest]]"). My mind is taking in the epiphanies, facts and all that well, and I am taking deep considerations and thoughts with all that in mind. Whereas, in real life, I still am single, with only one date that ended with a "I'm just not that into you", and lowest bed-play. So I'd say it's going so-so.<br>
	3) Yes, I like Japanese women, and I would welcome them as friends, for dating, and maybe [[Hanky-panky\|something more and deep]].		3) Yes, I like Japanese women, and I would welcome them as friends, for dating, and maybe [[Hanky-panky\|something more and deep]].

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	Your sincere fan, Stephen Edwin King.}}		Your sincere fan, Stephen Edwin King.}}
	{{EmailReply\|REALLY? THE Stephen King? Author of such horrors as "The Mist", "Carrie", "The Shining" and "Vertigo"? Such a FAMOUS WRITER taking an interest in my own Hand-Drawn and Hand-Written works and sending me, a considerably lowly High-Functioning Autsitic Individual with Good Grades in High School, College and whatnot? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I am NO FOOL; I was tricked before by TROLLS who pretended to be [[Nintendo]]'s Shigure Miyamoto, previous trusted ex gal-pals/girlfriends, a European Playstation Magazine (that went Out Of Print beforehand) Journalist, etc, etc, etc.		{{EmailReply\|REALLY? THE Stephen King? Author of such horrors as "The Mist", "Carrie", "The Shining" and "Vertigo"? Such a FAMOUS WRITER taking an interest in my own Hand-Drawn and Hand-Written works and sending me, a considerably lowly High-Functioning Autsitic Individual with Good Grades in High School, College and whatnot? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I am NO FOOL; I was tricked before by TROLLS who pretended to be [[Nintendo]]'s Shigure Miyamoto, previous trusted ex gal-pals/girlfriends, a European Playstation Magazine (that went Out Of Print beforehand) Journalist, etc, etc, etc.

	I will answer your question when you come clean and tell me your real name; what your Blood Mother Calls You, and NOT pretend to be a celebrity or thieve anyone's identity.		I will answer your question when you come clean and tell me your real name; what your Blood Mother Calls You, and NOT pretend to be a celebrity or thieve anyone's identity.
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	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

	''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''[[wikipedia: American Vampire\|American Vampire]]'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''		''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''[[wikipedia: American Vampire\|American Vampire]]'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''

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	Chris Brown}}		Chris Brown}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, [[:File:MachPunch.jpg\|NEVER HIT A WOMAN]]. I suggest forgetting about her; after the way you've acted, I'd say she wants to be nowhere near you, and I would not blame her for getting a Restraining Order against you. You should consult a Psychiatrist, tell him your troubles, and let him help you sort out your mind.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, [[:File:MachPunch.jpg\|NEVER HIT A WOMAN]]. I suggest forgetting about her; after the way you've acted, I'd say she wants to be nowhere near you, and I would not blame her for getting a Restraining Order against you. You should consult a Psychiatrist, tell him your troubles, and let him help you sort out your mind.}}

	===It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them===		===It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them===
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	Evan}}		Evan}}
	{{EmailReply\|You are asking me to take Wild's girlfriend and Sweetheart away from him. Do not be such a monster.}}		{{EmailReply\|You are asking me to take Wild's girlfriend and Sweetheart away from him. Do not be such a monster.}}

	===Chris hates da homos: Part 9001===		===Chris hates da homos: Part 9001===
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	{{Email\|From: Frank Muller <frankiefurter28@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Frank Muller <frankiefurter28@yahoo.com>

	I noticed that in your [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV]] video, you scratch your head a total of ten times in about three minutes, and not in one of those "I'm thinking" ways but in the way a cat or dog digs for fleas. Have you contracted fleas?}}		I noticed that in your [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV]] video, you scratch your head a total of ten times in about three minutes, and not in one of those "I'm thinking" ways but in the way a cat or dog digs for fleas. Have you contracted fleas?}}
	{{EmailReply\|I do not have fleas.}}		{{EmailReply\|I do not have fleas.}}

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	What do you think of people who are asexual? (look it up on [[wikipedia]] if you don't know what that is.)}}		What do you think of people who are asexual? (look it up on [[wikipedia]] if you don't know what that is.)}}
	{{EmailReply\|I get an ERECTION when I see WOMEN STRIPPING, or are already NAKED. ''Yet to answer your question, I have no objections with asexual, but I do feel pity for those individuals.''}}		{{EmailReply\|I get an ERECTION when I see WOMEN STRIPPING, or are already NAKED. ''Yet to answer your question, I have no objections with asexual, but I do feel pity for those individuals.''}}
	''The italicized part of this response was added long after the original response, on 4 [[January 2010]]. It is not known why he finally decided to actually answer the question instead of just being insecure about his sexuality.''		''The italicized part of this response was added long after the original response, on 4 [[January 2010]]. It is not known why he finally decided to actually answer the question instead of just being insecure about his sexuality.''

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	{{EmailReply\|Are you kidding? Hiring a prostitute shows Lack of Emotional Meaning between me and her; I want my intercourse with TRUE LOVE Emotions Between me and her.}}		{{EmailReply\|Are you kidding? Hiring a prostitute shows Lack of Emotional Meaning between me and her; I want my intercourse with TRUE LOVE Emotions Between me and her.}}

	===Reusing the same excuses for everything else!===		===Reusing the same excuses for everything else!===