Mailbag 27 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 21:43, 6 October 2020

2020-10-06T21:43:59Z

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	Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female transgender. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.		Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female transgender. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.

	The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.		The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood'' and ''Doctor Who''.

	This mailbag is also one of the few where Chris did not [[Rejected Mailbag\|reject]] any letters.		This mailbag is also one of the few where Chris did not [[Rejected Mailbag\|reject]] any letters.
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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===Love and loss===		===Love and loss===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Ted Kennedy\|Edward Kennedy]] <itsamekennedy@aol.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Ted Kennedy\|Edward Kennedy}} <itsamekennedy@aol.com>

	Chris,		Chris,

	I was dating this really sweet girl named ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Mary Jo Kopechne\|Mary Jo]] for about a month and [[God]] appeared to me in a dream on several non-consecutive occasions and told me that we were destined to be together and that we were soul mates. Well, a couple weeks ago there was a car accident where she drove off a bridge and drowned in the river below. I feel terrible enough already, but with God appearing to me in dreams all those times it really shakes my faith. Is God toying with me, or what?		I was dating this really sweet girl named {{w\|Mary Jo Kopechne\|Mary Jo}} for about a month and [[God]] appeared to me in a dream on several non-consecutive occasions and told me that we were destined to be together and that we were soul mates. Well, a couple weeks ago there was a car accident where she drove off a bridge and drowned in the river below. I feel terrible enough already, but with God appearing to me in dreams all those times it really shakes my faith. Is God toying with me, or what?

	I hope you can help me make sense of this!		I hope you can help me make sense of this!
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	===More fun with theology===		===More fun with theology===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:John Calvin~~\|John Calvin]] <johncalvin@jesusisok.ch>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|John Calvin}} <johncalvin@jesusisok.ch>
	Chris,		Chris,

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	===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===		===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~ Jack Harkness\|Jonathon Harkness]] <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Jack Harkness\|Jonathon Harkness}} <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>
	Hi Chris,		Hi Chris,

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	===Balljizm===		===Balljizm===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Randal Graves~~\|Randal Graves]] <randalg37d@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Randal Graves}} <randalg37d@yahoo.com>
	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,

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	===Reunion anxiety===		===Reunion anxiety===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:David Vanian~~\|David Vanian]] <blackemperor918@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|David Vanian}} <blackemperor918@hotmail.com>
	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,

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	===Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?===		===Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?===
	{{Email\|From "~~[[Wikipedia:Bailey Jay~~\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From "{{w\|Bailey Jay}}" <baileyjay@gmail.com>

	Hey Chris.... :(		Hey Chris.... :(

	You really hurt my feelings with your [[Mailbag 25#It's a trap!\|reply]]. I know, it's kind of shocking at first, but you have to understand where I'm coming from. All my life I've felt like I should have been a girl, and that I've been trapped inside a boy's body; I don't want any part of myself to be masculine in any way. In a sense, I have always been a woman mentally and emotionally my entire life, and I have had the courage to show this in my outward appearance as well. There are a lot of transgendered people out there who have died or have been caused great emotional or physical harm just because of how they feel inside...		You really hurt my feelings with your [[Mailbag 25#It's a trap, again!\|reply]]. I know, it's kind of shocking at first, but you have to understand where I'm coming from. All my life I've felt like I should have been a girl, and that I've been trapped inside a boy's body; I don't want any part of myself to be masculine in any way. In a sense, I have always been a woman mentally and emotionally my entire life, and I have had the courage to show this in my outward appearance as well. There are a lot of transgendered people out there who have died or have been caused great emotional or physical harm just because of how they feel inside...

	I'm not gay; I'm straight, as I am a woman who has feelings for other straight men. I hope that doesn't make you think that I am disgusting or vile, because it's just who I am.		I'm not gay; I'm straight, as I am a woman who has feelings for other straight men. I hope that doesn't make you think that I am disgusting or vile, because it's just who I am.

Solaris999: At worst, it's outright offensive. so let's avoid it.

2018-12-08T02:48:53Z

At worst, it's outright offensive. so let's avoid it.

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	'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.		'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.

	Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female ~~transsexual~~. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.		Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female transgender. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.

	The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.		The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.

Darkbind at 00:44, 28 July 2017

2017-07-28T00:44:43Z

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	===Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?===		===Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?===
	{{Email\|From "[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay ~~Granger~~\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From "[[Wikipedia:Bailey Jay\|Bailey Jay]]" <baileyjay@gmail.com>

	Hey Chris.... :(		Hey Chris.... :(
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	Bailey Jay ~x0x00x0x00x0x00x0x00xx~}}		Bailey Jay ~x0x00x0x00x0x00x0x00xx~}}
	{{collapsible\|The pics\|		{{collapsible\|The pics (contains nudity despite what "Bailey" said)\|
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Don'tCallAnybody at 13:38, 22 December 2015

2015-12-22T13:38:41Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:38, 22 December 2015
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	'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.		'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.

	Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female ~~trap~~. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.		Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female transsexual. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.

	The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.		The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.
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	===We're lucky Chris will never have children because he would be a terrible father===		===We're lucky Chris will never have children because he would be a terrible father===
	{{Email\|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com		{{Email\|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com
	Recently you told me that "it is for the children's benefit" that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] watch [[Family Guy]] with the kids. How is it for the children's benefit that confusing adult concepts such as pedophilia have been explained to them? As they are under 5, how can they possibly understand?		Recently you told me that "it is for the children's benefit" that Sonichu and Rosechu watch [[Family Guy]] with the kids. How is it for the children's benefit that confusing adult concepts such as pedophilia have been explained to them? As they are under 5, how can they possibly understand?

	Why can't you just let them be children and watch the programming designed for them? I know Family Guy is your favourite show but that doesn't mean everyone should watch it. Seeing as most of the humour is based on parodies of pop culture they have missed I doubt they would even get any of the jokes.}}		Why can't you just let them be children and watch the programming designed for them? I know Family Guy is your favourite show but that doesn't mean everyone should watch it. Seeing as most of the humour is based on parodies of pop culture they have missed I doubt they would even get any of the jokes.}}

Asperhes at 20:10, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T20:10:05Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:10, 8 December 2015
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	'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.		'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.

	Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag is Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay", a male-to-female trap. The effort he ~~puts~~ into his response ~~goes~~ way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris is actually attracted to her.		Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag was Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay," a male-to-female trap. The effort he put into his response went way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris was actually attracted to her.

	The rest of the responses ~~are~~ mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He ~~gives~~ some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also ~~takes~~ a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he ~~claims~~ that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] ~~are~~ gay, but it~~'s currently~~ unclear if he actually ~~believes~~ this or if it's just ~~a retarded~~ attempt at "~~slandering~~" them. ~~Also,~~ Chris ~~seems~~ to ~~have lost~~ his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses ~~make~~ no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.		The rest of the responses were mostly just Chris being the nutcase we've come to expect. He gave some awful advice on things he has no experience with, such as [[love]], parenting, and moving out. He also took a few moments to babble ignorant nonsense about genetics and [[Homos\|gay people]]. In one letter, he claimed that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] were gay, but it was unclear whether he actually believed this or if it was just an attempt to "slander" them. Chris seemed to lose his grasp on the [[Chris and English\|English language]], as many of the responses made no sense whatsoever. Chris also got a message from Jack Harkness from ''Torchwood''.

	This mailbag is also one of the few where Chris did not [[Rejected Mailbag\|reject]] any letters.		This mailbag is also one of the few where Chris did not [[Rejected Mailbag\|reject]] any letters.

Gunter: /* Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay? */

2015-02-08T21:37:49Z

Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?

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	If you want, here's a couple more pictures that I took on recent photoshoots. Don't worry, this time I made sure they're safe-for-work.		If you want, here's a couple more pictures that I took on recent photoshoots. Don't worry, this time I made sure they're safe-for-work.

	bayimg.com/image/majhpaace.jpg		bayimg.com/image/majhpaace.jpg<br>
	bayimg.com/image/najhaaace.jpg		bayimg.com/image/najhaaace.jpg<br>
	bayimg.com/image/majhlaace.jpg		bayimg.com/image/majhlaace.jpg<br>

	Thank you for understanding,		Thank you for understanding,
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	{{EmailReply\|I apologize for my recent response, and I can relate to how you feel. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons.		{{EmailReply\|I apologize for my recent response, and I can relate to how you feel. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons.

Alan Pardew at 09:45, 2 June 2013

2013-06-02T09:45:24Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:45, 2 June 2013
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	'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop ~~the~~ 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] the same day.		'''Mailbag 27''' was uploaded by [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 30 [[December 2009]] and it was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day.

	Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag is Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay", a male-to-female trap. The effort he puts into his response goes way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris is actually attracted to her.		Perhaps the most striking element of this mailbag is Chris's shockingly in-depth response to "Bailey Jay", a male-to-female trap. The effort he puts into his response goes way beyond that shown in any of his responses to his True and Honest [[fans]], leaving many [[trolls]] to speculate if Chris is actually attracted to her.

Kwyjibo: /* Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays */

2012-08-11T20:57:37Z

Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays

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	===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===		===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===
	{{Email\|From: Jonathon Harkness <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia: Jack Harkness\|Jonathon Harkness]] <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>
	Hi Chris,		Hi Chris,

Phones: Turns out Chris did enjoy hanky-panky after all, eh?

2012-08-05T06:25:52Z

Turns out Chris did enjoy hanky-panky after all, eh?

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	{{EmailReply\|Probably, or you may have misinterpreted your dreams; Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but [[Chris and death\|you should move on]] and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the [[PandaHalo\|same thing]] a [[Ivy\|few times]] in the past too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Probably, or you may have misinterpreted your dreams; Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but [[Chris and death\|you should move on]] and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the [[PandaHalo\|same thing]] a [[Ivy\|few times]] in the past too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===We're lucky Chris will never have ~~sex~~ because he would be a terrible father===		===We're lucky Chris will never have children because he would be a terrible father===
	{{Email\|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com		{{Email\|From: hurdygurdy@doglover.com
	Recently you told me that "it is for the children's benefit" that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] watch [[Family Guy]] with the kids. How is it for the children's benefit that confusing adult concepts such as pedophilia have been explained to them? As they are under 5, how can they possibly understand?		Recently you told me that "it is for the children's benefit" that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] watch [[Family Guy]] with the kids. How is it for the children's benefit that confusing adult concepts such as pedophilia have been explained to them? As they are under 5, how can they possibly understand?

Trombonista at 20:19, 2 December 2011

2011-12-02T20:19:13Z

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	Edward}}		Edward}}
	{{EmailReply\|Probably, or you may have misinterpreted your dreams; Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but [[Chris and death\|you should move on]] and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the [[PandaHalo\|same thing]] a [[Ivy\|few times]] in the past too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Probably, or you may have misinterpreted your dreams; Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but [[Chris and death\|you should move on]] and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the [[PandaHalo\|same thing]] a [[Ivy\|few times]] in the past too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===We're lucky Chris will never have sex because he would be a terrible father===		===We're lucky Chris will never have sex because he would be a terrible father===
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	===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===		===Lesbians are okay, but NEVER gays===
	{{Email\|From: Jonathon Harkness <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>		{{Email\|From: Jonathon Harkness <j.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk>
	Hi Chris,		Hi Chris,

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	{{EmailReply\|On the contrary, the MAIN REASON I say Autism is NOTHING like Aspergers is because the Aspergers is TRYING to take the LimeLight AWAY from us TRUE Autistic People, who we have had to endure the trials and efforts to cure Our Own Ailment, or at least give Autisim the Best Good Name it can be. I will not stand by and let Aspergers take our efforts and trials and make them seem worthless in the Public Eyes.		{{EmailReply\|On the contrary, the MAIN REASON I say Autism is NOTHING like Aspergers is because the Aspergers is TRYING to take the LimeLight AWAY from us TRUE Autistic People, who we have had to endure the trials and efforts to cure Our Own Ailment, or at least give Autisim the Best Good Name it can be. I will not stand by and let Aspergers take our efforts and trials and make them seem worthless in the Public Eyes.

	It has NOTHING TO DO with name references, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR Insulting My People like you did. >:( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}		It has NOTHING TO DO with name references, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR Insulting My People like you did. >:( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:17, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

	===Chris finally understands asexuality, but not genetics===		===Chris finally understands asexuality, but not genetics===