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Superspongebobbros: /* Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement */

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	{{Email\|From: {{Stan (song)\|Stan}} 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' {{w\|Eminem\|Mathers}} <myteasgonecold@didomail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Stan (song)\|Stan}} 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' {{w\|Eminem\|Mathers}} <myteasgonecold@didomail.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Superspongebobbros: /* Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement */

2021-01-06T02:22:03Z

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement

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	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Superspongebobbros: /* Sneezing spreads the gay */

2021-01-06T02:21:41Z

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	{{Email\|From: {{w\|Davros\|Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Davros\|Davros Skaledthal}} <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>

	Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of [[Cwcville]] as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?		Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of [[Cwcville]] as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?

Superspongebobbros at 21:49, 6 October 2020

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	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who~~\|Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Davros\|Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>

	Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of [[Cwcville]] as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?		Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of [[Cwcville]] as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?
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	===In which Chris doesn't take shit under great consideration===		===In which Chris doesn't take shit under great consideration===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Jim Lee~~\|Jim Lee]]		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Jim Lee}}

	Hi, Chris! This is Jim Lee! I'm a [[Chris and the industry\|professional comic artist]] who's worked for DC, Marvel, and ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Image Comics\|Image]]!		Hi, Chris! This is Jim Lee! I'm a [[Chris and the industry\|professional comic artist]] who's worked for DC, Marvel, and {{w\|Image Comics\|Image}}!

	Sorry about not including my email, but I'm a very busy man and I just barely have time to get in a few kind words for a budding young talent. Some of my friends have linked me comic pages you've done and I have to say you're doing extremely well for a kid your age! Most eight-year-olds don't have the focus for one comic's worth of material, let alone several hundred pages' worth! That shows a great deal of dedication!		Sorry about not including my email, but I'm a very busy man and I just barely have time to get in a few kind words for a budding young talent. Some of my friends have linked me comic pages you've done and I have to say you're doing extremely well for a kid your age! Most eight-year-olds don't have the focus for one comic's worth of material, let alone several hundred pages' worth! That shows a great deal of dedication!

	You've got a long way to go, but don't we all? I'm 45, I've been drawing comics professionally since I was 25, and I still feel like greatness is just ahead of me. I've won the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Harvey Awards\|Harvey Special Award]] and drew the best-selling comic issue in history, but I can't let that get to me. If I ever slow down or give in to temptation to slack off, I'll squander all the goowill and fandom I've got, and I can't let that happen. With a couple more decades under your belt, you can stand alongside the greats with pride.		You've got a long way to go, but don't we all? I'm 45, I've been drawing comics professionally since I was 25, and I still feel like greatness is just ahead of me. I've won the {{w\|Harvey Awards\|Harvey Special Award}} and drew the best-selling comic issue in history, but I can't let that get to me. If I ever slow down or give in to temptation to slack off, I'll squander all the goowill and fandom I've got, and I can't let that happen. With a couple more decades under your belt, you can stand alongside the greats with pride.

	Just a few tips: 1) Get used to drawing your own characters, not just [[Sonic]] in different colors. It's nice to draw for comics you love, but you've got to show you can create your own characters too. 2) Don't just imitate your favorite artists' style, try and find your own. 3) [[Giant Penis Comic\|Draw from life]], every day; draw every day, period! Last, don't forget to look up some really good book on how-to-draw; I recommend "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain," "Drawing Comics the Marvel Way!", and "Making Comics" by Scott McCloud. Those are great books and they'll teach you a lot about how the pros do it.		Just a few tips: 1) Get used to drawing your own characters, not just [[Sonic]] in different colors. It's nice to draw for comics you love, but you've got to show you can create your own characters too. 2) Don't just imitate your favorite artists' style, try and find your own. 3) [[Giant Penis Comic\|Draw from life]], every day; draw every day, period! Last, don't forget to look up some really good book on how-to-draw; I recommend "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain," "Drawing Comics the Marvel Way!", and "Making Comics" by Scott McCloud. Those are great books and they'll teach you a lot about how the pros do it.
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	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Stan (song)\|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Eminem\|Mathers]] <myteasgonecold@didomail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{\|Stan (song)\|Stan}} 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' {{w\|Eminem\|Mathers}} <myteasgonecold@didomail.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,
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	As for Wild losing his "sweetheart," don't look at it as him "losing a sweetheart," but you gaining a whole metric ton of storytelling opportunities! Hardship and difficulty is the backbone of storytelling. [[Sonichu 10\|You could devote an entire issue to the story of Simonla's final battles and death,]] [[Sonichu 10#The_Final_Countdown\|then whole issues afterward about the aftermath of the event, especially Wild's reaction.]] The Sonichu comics are lacking in any sort of pathos. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Comic-Chris]] doesn't seem to care a bit about his various [[sweethearts]] being killed or leaving, the entire team has forgotten about [[Crystal]], and even [[Blake]] being raped by [[Silvana]] has been glossed over. ([[Lovely Weather\|Having sex with someone under false pretenses, e.g. posing as someone they love even though they're not, is most definitely a rape]].) Wild's true love being killed isn't something you can just gloss over. It will allow for all kinds of character growth and change--storytelling gold! Don't think of it as being "a monster" to Wild, think of it as tough love to make him better as a character.		As for Wild losing his "sweetheart," don't look at it as him "losing a sweetheart," but you gaining a whole metric ton of storytelling opportunities! Hardship and difficulty is the backbone of storytelling. [[Sonichu 10\|You could devote an entire issue to the story of Simonla's final battles and death,]] [[Sonichu 10#The_Final_Countdown\|then whole issues afterward about the aftermath of the event, especially Wild's reaction.]] The Sonichu comics are lacking in any sort of pathos. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Comic-Chris]] doesn't seem to care a bit about his various [[sweethearts]] being killed or leaving, the entire team has forgotten about [[Crystal]], and even [[Blake]] being raped by [[Silvana]] has been glossed over. ([[Lovely Weather\|Having sex with someone under false pretenses, e.g. posing as someone they love even though they're not, is most definitely a rape]].) Wild's true love being killed isn't something you can just gloss over. It will allow for all kinds of character growth and change--storytelling gold! Don't think of it as being "a monster" to Wild, think of it as tough love to make him better as a character.

	I like my characters too, but it's not entertaining at all if the only changes that happen to them are for the better. Every character is defined as much, if not more, by loss than by gain, by their weaknesses as much as their strengths. If ~~[[Wikipedia:Peter Parker~~\|Peter Parker]] hadn't used his superhuman talents for petty gain, his uncle wouldn't have died; it's his grief over his uncle's death and shame over his selfishness that motivates him into becoming one of the greatest superheroes of all time, [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!\|Spider-Man]]. It's his constant struggle between [[Monthly tugboat\|selfish gain]] and the greater good that makes him so entertaining, so fascinating, so well-rounded a character. When people try to make him less complex and more happy, as with the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Spider-Man: One More Day\|One More Day]] fiasco, it backfires dreadfully. You shouldn't be afraid to put your characters through the wringer... and in this case, you don't really have a choice, do you?		I like my characters too, but it's not entertaining at all if the only changes that happen to them are for the better. Every character is defined as much, if not more, by loss than by gain, by their weaknesses as much as their strengths. If {{w\|Peter Parker}} hadn't used his superhuman talents for petty gain, his uncle wouldn't have died; it's his grief over his uncle's death and shame over his selfishness that motivates him into becoming one of the greatest superheroes of all time, [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!\|Spider-Man]]. It's his constant struggle between [[Monthly tugboat\|selfish gain]] and the greater good that makes him so entertaining, so fascinating, so well-rounded a character. When people try to make him less complex and more happy, as with the {{w\|Spider-Man: One More Day\|One More Day}} fiasco, it backfires dreadfully. You shouldn't be afraid to put your characters through the wringer... and in this case, you don't really have a choice, do you?

	Good day to you, Chris.		Good day to you, Chris.
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	The whole "Sonichu" thing and you acting like a bumbling, ignorant manchild is just an act, right? No 27-year-old would wear a cartoon [[medallion]] out in public and dress up like a mentally retarded person and film themselves [[A Sonichu Day\|playing house]] with [[Legos]]. This is an obvious charade: faking autism as an excuse for your horrific behavior and for disability money so you can sit in a room full of toys and play video games all day, and your only goal in life is finding a woman ([[Homos\|or a guy]]) you can exploit sexually and financially. Doing what you're doing is extremely offensive to people who actually have autism and don't act anything like you. You obviously don't give a shit about them since you refuse to associate with anyone with autism, possibly out of a fear of getting caught.		The whole "Sonichu" thing and you acting like a bumbling, ignorant manchild is just an act, right? No 27-year-old would wear a cartoon [[medallion]] out in public and dress up like a mentally retarded person and film themselves [[A Sonichu Day\|playing house]] with [[Legos]]. This is an obvious charade: faking autism as an excuse for your horrific behavior and for disability money so you can sit in a room full of toys and play video games all day, and your only goal in life is finding a woman ([[Homos\|or a guy]]) you can exploit sexually and financially. Doing what you're doing is extremely offensive to people who actually have autism and don't act anything like you. You obviously don't give a shit about them since you refuse to associate with anyone with autism, possibly out of a fear of getting caught.

	I think you're a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Psychopathy\|psychopath]], Christian Weston Chandler, and the fact that you will once again avoid responsibility for your actions by refusing to read or answer this will only confirm my suspicions.		I think you're a {{w\|Psychopathy\|psychopath}}, Christian Weston Chandler, and the fact that you will once again avoid responsibility for your actions by refusing to read or answer this will only confirm my suspicions.

	Have a nice day,		Have a nice day,

Asperhes at 21:15, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]].		'''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]].

	None of his answers were half as interesting as the fact that he decided to advertise [[My Coke Rewards\|Coca-Cola]] at the top of the page, making it clear that Chris ~~has~~ no idea how advertising works. Highlights of this mailbag ~~include~~ Chris assuming nonsense about how great a father he'd be, and playing along with a [[troll]] pretending to be [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]]. He also ~~reveals~~ that he is under the impression that [[homos\|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10\|cured]]'', much like the common cold.		None of his answers were half as interesting as the fact that he had decided to advertise [[My Coke Rewards\|Coca-Cola]] at the top of the page, making it clear that Chris had no idea how advertising works. Highlights of this mailbag included Chris assuming nonsense about how great a father he'd be, and playing along with a [[troll]] pretending to be [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]]. He also revealed that he was under the impression that [[homos\|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10\|cured]]'', much like the common cold.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Eamoo at 14:01, 10 October 2011

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Joe at 05:16, 28 September 2011

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]].		'''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]].

	None of his answers were half as interesting as the fact that he decided to advertise [[My Coke Rewards\|Coke]] at the top of the page, making it clear that Chris has no idea how advertising works. Highlights of this mailbag include Chris assuming nonsense about how great a father he'd be, and playing along with a [[troll]] pretending to be [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]]. He also reveals that he is under the impression that [[homos\|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10\|cured]]'', much like the common cold.		None of his answers were half as interesting as the fact that he decided to advertise [[My Coke Rewards\|Coke]] at the top of the page, making it clear that Chris has no idea how advertising works. Highlights of this mailbag include Chris assuming nonsense about how great a father he'd be, and playing along with a [[troll]] pretending to be [[Family Guy\|Meg Griffin]]. He also reveals that he is under the impression that [[homos\|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10\|cured]]'', much like the common cold.

Edrobot: /* Sneezing spreads the gay */

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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:~~DoctorWho~~ Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Doctor Who\| Davros Skaledthal]] <fromskarowlove@aol.co.uk>

	Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of Cwcville as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?		Greetings, Mister Chandler. My name is Davros Skaledthal. I am a geneticist, and I have a few questions after reading the latest issue of Sonichu. I deeply enjoy your comic, and especially the portrayal of Cwcville as a utopia. Every man should have a place to call his own, don't you agree?