Mailbag 31 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 21:51, 6 October 2020

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	===If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them===		===If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson}} <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

	Hi Chris!		Hi Chris!
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	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

	Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Book of Leviticus\|book of Leviticus]], would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?		Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the {{w\|Book of Leviticus\|book of Leviticus}}, would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?

	Yours, Caitlin}}		Yours, Caitlin}}
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	{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>
	In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}		In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}
	{{EmailReply\|~~[[Wikipedia:~~Bush tax cuts\|His Tax Cut program]] was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat\|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll\|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English\|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|{{Bush tax cuts\|His Tax Cut program}} was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat\|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll\|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English\|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Chris apparently doesn't understand that cutting taxes only benefits those who actually have a job and an income, and makes less money available for his [[tugboat]].''		''Chris apparently doesn't understand that cutting taxes only benefits those who actually have a job and an income, and makes less money available for his [[tugboat]].''

	===Return of the king===		===Return of the king===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Stephen King~~\|Stephen King]] <king.stephen@windowslive.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Stephen King}} <king.stephen@windowslive.com>
	I never wrote a novel called Vertigo. I did write the other novels you mentioned, though. But those were a long time ago. I used to be famous once - not anymore though. My novels don't sell a tenth of the copies they used to. Can't you see that I am desperate? I used to [[Alcohol\|drink]] and [[Yawning Squirtle\|do drugs]] when I couldn't write. This helped me in the 80s, but I won't do that anymore. I feel like my head is going blank, like there's an empty area where my creativity used to be.		I never wrote a novel called Vertigo. I did write the other novels you mentioned, though. But those were a long time ago. I used to be famous once - not anymore though. My novels don't sell a tenth of the copies they used to. Can't you see that I am desperate? I used to [[Alcohol\|drink]] and [[Yawning Squirtle\|do drugs]] when I couldn't write. This helped me in the 80s, but I won't do that anymore. I feel like my head is going blank, like there's an empty area where my creativity used to be.

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	{{Email\|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com		{{Email\|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com

	hello mr chandler my is ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Final Fantasy VII\|rufus shinra]] and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan\|magichan sonichu]] i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is [[Autism\|mysterious]]. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy.}}		hello mr chandler my is {{w\|Final Fantasy VII\|rufus shinra}} and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan\|magichan sonichu]] i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is [[Autism\|mysterious]]. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy.}}
	{{EmailReply\|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!		{{EmailReply\|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!
	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===God and Jesus have not yet told Chris to give it a rest===		===God and Jesus have not yet told Chris to give it a rest===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Aliens (film)\|Trevor Wierzbowski]] <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Aliens (film)\|Trevor Wierzbowski}} <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>

	What the hell is with the whole idea of brainwashing homosexuals into being straight? It isn't a choice for them, it's not like they woke up one morning and said "You know what? I feel like bumming a fellow male today and see if I like it!" It's who they are and they can't help that! The whole idea of forcing them into something they are not is just wrong! It would be like if someone rounded up everyone who had any form of autism and put them into a mental institution. What gives you the right to change other people into something they aren't?		What the hell is with the whole idea of brainwashing homosexuals into being straight? It isn't a choice for them, it's not like they woke up one morning and said "You know what? I feel like bumming a fellow male today and see if I like it!" It's who they are and they can't help that! The whole idea of forcing them into something they are not is just wrong! It would be like if someone rounded up everyone who had any form of autism and put them into a mental institution. What gives you the right to change other people into something they aren't?

Cloudsup: /* Lies and damned lies */

2016-10-04T23:12:30Z

Lies and damned lies

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	===Lies and damned lies===		===Lies and damned lies===
	{{Email\|From: ~~Zoie Klaus~~ <gatsbysdeaddream@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: <gatsbysdeaddream@gmail.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Asperhes at 21:18, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly ~~after~~, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|~~cola~~]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested that Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.		'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly afterward, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|Cola]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested that Coke and the movie ''Avatar'' endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.

	Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he ~~intends~~ to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] ~~disagrees~~. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he ~~states~~ that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! Asperchu makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.		Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intended to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagreed. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he stated that the punishment of any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! [[Asperchu]] makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

R3trogay: /* Fqx news */

2012-01-23T14:32:39Z

Fqx news

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	''The earlier question about asexuality can be found [[Mailbag 26#Chris and asexuality\|here]]. Chris altered it the night these answers went up, copy-pasting the answer found here.''		''The earlier question about asexuality can be found [[Mailbag 26#Chris and asexuality\|here]]. Chris altered it the night these answers went up, copy-pasting the answer found here.''

	===~~Fqx~~ news===		===Fox news===
	{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>
	In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}		In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}

Trombonista at 17:40, 3 November 2011

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	'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly after, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|cola]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested ~~the~~ Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.		'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly after, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|cola]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested that Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.

	Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intends to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagrees. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he states that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! Asperchu makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.		Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intends to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagrees. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he states that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! Asperchu makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.
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	<br>What do you think about HTML5 and CSS3?		<br>What do you think about HTML5 and CSS3?
	<br>Do you often use XHTML?		<br>Do you often use XHTML?
	<br>And do you follow the W3C specifications correctly? }}		<br>And do you follow the W3C specifications correctly?}}
	{{EmailReply\|I only know basic HTML; the new stuff is NEW to me.}}		{{EmailReply\|I only know basic HTML; the new stuff is NEW to me.}}

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	{{Email\|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com		{{Email\|From: creampie4sonichu@aol.com

	hello mr chandler my is [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII\|rufus shinra]] and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan\|magichan sonichu]] i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is [[Autism\|mysterious]]. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy. }}		hello mr chandler my is [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII\|rufus shinra]] and me and me fellow gay associates find sonicu to be a BIG testament to the gay community. We just love the way you lace each of your comics with gay tributes and etc. One thing that we really love is how you protray [[sonichu]] as a man struggling with his sexuality. On the outside he is "happily" married to [[rosechu]] but on the inside he is ready to come out. We have already figure out sonichus secret gay lover is [[Magi-Chan\|magichan sonichu]] i mean magichan is purple (one of us gays most fabolous colors) he has no woman and he is [[Autism\|mysterious]]. we can wait till you make sonichu and magichan and offical couple on your pages. Oh yeah me and my friend would like to invite you and another person to our gay club where we are going to have a sonichu theme party. We are going to pay your way here cause it would be a honor to have the man who made sonichu to be here. Who knows you might just find your significant other at this party. Once again thanks for makin sonichu for us gays to enjoy.}}
	{{EmailReply\|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!		{{EmailReply\|YOU ARE IN MAJOR ERROR!!! SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!! AND MY COMIC SERIES IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES!!! I DO NOT ATONE TO YOUR LETTER AND YOUR MISTAKEN EMOTIONS AT ALL!!!
	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:08, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

Thatguy: /* If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them */ Oh hey, I fixed it!

2011-10-17T00:18:14Z

If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them: Oh hey, I fixed it!

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	But in [[mailbag 23]] you stated that it would be ok for kids to watch adult things with parental supervision. Does this mean that it would be ok for them to watch pornography with me? It's not like I'd be touching them or [[Pedofork\|molesting]] them. I also wouldn't be jerking off- I just like watching girls & guys get it on with each other.		But in [[mailbag 23]] you stated that it would be ok for kids to watch adult things with parental supervision. Does this mean that it would be ok for them to watch pornography with me? It's not like I'd be touching them or [[Pedofork\|molesting]] them. I also wouldn't be jerking off- I just like watching girls & guys get it on with each other.

	I think it'd be pretty [[Dating education\|educational for them. They'd get to know where babies come from and I'd get to watch my porn without worrying about them walking in- they'd already be there! As long as I explain it to them, it's ok- right?		I think it'd be pretty [[Dating education\|educational]] for them. They'd get to know where babies come from and I'd get to watch my porn without worrying about them walking in- they'd already be there! As long as I explain it to them, it's ok- right?

	I started doing this already and my kids haven't complained or anything! I've told all of my fellow fathers about your advice and they've already started doing it as well!		I started doing this already and my kids haven't complained or anything! I've told all of my fellow fathers about your advice and they've already started doing it as well!

Trombonista at 01:11, 15 October 2011

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	Mike}}		Mike}}
	{{EmailReply\|WOAH!!! Slow Down There. I was talking in reference to shows that are Rated TV-14 at the most; I did not mean to include XXX Pornography, or most shows that are Rated TV-MA. Unless they are 16 or 17 years or older, then it would be most Appropriately Educational. I was speaking, of course, in reference to the show, Family Guy, which is Rated TV-14 in the response to past letters. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|WOAH!!! Slow Down There. I was talking in reference to shows that are Rated TV-14 at the most; I did not mean to include XXX Pornography, or most shows that are Rated TV-MA. Unless they are 16 or 17 years or older, then it would be most Appropriately Educational. I was speaking, of course, in reference to the show, Family Guy, which is Rated TV-14 in the response to past letters. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

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	Yours, Caitlin}}		Yours, Caitlin}}
	{{EmailReply\|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by [[Magi-Chan\|Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by [[Magi-Chan\|Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Lies and damned lies===		===Lies and damned lies===
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	{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>
	In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}		In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}
	{{EmailReply\|[[Wikipedia:Bush tax cuts\|His Tax Cut program]] was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat\|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll\|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English\|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|[[Wikipedia:Bush tax cuts\|His Tax Cut program]] was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat\|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll\|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English\|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Chris apparently doesn't understand that cutting taxes only benefits those who actually have a job and an income, and makes less money available for his [[tugboat]].''		''Chris apparently doesn't understand that cutting taxes only benefits those who actually have a job and an income, and makes less money available for his [[tugboat]].''

Eamoo: KI

2011-10-10T08:28:15Z

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BrianBash: /* Fqx news */ removed wikipedia links and added internal CWCki links

2011-08-26T18:42:35Z

Fqx news: removed wikipedia links and added internal CWCki links

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	{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Jorge Lopez <fuzziwuzzi80@yahoo.com>
	In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}		In [[Mailbag 28]], you say you respected Bush because "he made some good decisions." Please elaborate on this. What decisions did he make that you thought were good (and why were they good, in your opinion)?}}
	{{EmailReply\|His ~~[[Wikipedia:Jobs and Growth Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2003\|~~Tax Cut]] program was a good idea; more money for us locals. His ~~[[Wikipedia:~~No Child Left Behind~~\|No Child Left Behind]]~~ plan was good too; no child left Uneducated. And he ~~helped the~~ [[~~Wikipedia:Medicare Prescription Drug, Improvement,~~ and ~~Modernization Act~~\|Medicare]] ~~very well~~. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|His Tax Cut program was a good idea; [[Monthly tugboat\|more money for us locals]]. His No Child Left Behind plan was good too; no child left [[Honor roll\|Uneducated]]. And he [[Chris and English\|helped the Medicare very well]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Return of the king===		===Return of the king===

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

2011-08-09T18:13:48Z

table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly after, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|cola]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested the Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.		'''Mailbag 31''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. On [[January 2010\|1 January 2010]], Chris answered the questions (which require far less [[Stress\|reading]]) but not the letters. Shortly after, CWCipedia was issued cease and desist letters from both [[11042009_51_50\|Coca]]-[[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor\|cola]] and [[Family Guy\|20th Century Fox]] for Chris's unauthorized placement of ads that suggested the Coke and the movie Avatar endorsed his [[Homos\|bigoted]] views.

	Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intends to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagrees. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he states that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! Asperchu makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.		Chris answered the letters on 4 January. Compared to most other [[Mailbag\|mailbags]], his answers were slightly more in-depth and ''vastly'' more disturbing. The most outlandish response was that he intends to make good on his [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)\|promise to film his first time]], even if his [[sweetheart]] disagrees. Chris also stated that he would rather let an innocent man die than have [[Homos\|gay sex]], implied that he expects [[Chris and religion\|God and Jesus]] to personally inform him whenever he's in error, and told us all that [[Magi-Chan]] psychically watches everybody in [[CWCville]] have sex, so anybody doing it wrong can be arrested. Worst of all, he states that the punishment to any sort of sexual violation, including child rape, is a $500 fine! Asperchu makes a special guest appearance, which goes a long way to make the whole ordeal more bearable.