Mailbag 32 - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:17, 13 January 2024

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	{{Email\|From: Jack {{w\|Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish}} <{{w\|The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken}}@aol.com>		{{Email\|From: Jack {{w\|Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish}} <{{w\|The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken}}@aol.com>

	I came across [[~~IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES~~\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}		I came across [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}
	{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to {{w\|Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power}}). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}		{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to {{w\|Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power}}). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}

Hurtful Truth Level: /* For more information, see Lovely Weather */ retitling per someone's suggestion

2021-12-08T09:12:46Z

For more information, see Lovely Weather: retitling per someone's suggestion

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	{{EmailReply\|I will take that under consideration, and I do say my prayers and admit my sins and mistakes and get forgiven daily.}}		{{EmailReply\|I will take that under consideration, and I do say my prayers and admit my sins and mistakes and get forgiven daily.}}

	===~~For more information~~, ~~see Lovely Weather~~===		===Well, this aged well===
	{{Email\|From: Jessica Lawler <jessica.marie.lawler@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Jessica Lawler <jessica.marie.lawler@gmail.com>

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	Jessica <3}}		Jessica <3}}
	{{EmailReply\|NO. I will [[Waifu\|NEVER EVER]] SETTLE for such a [[~~Megan~~\|PRETEND~~]] [[The Wallflower\|~~RELATIONSHIP]].}}		{{EmailReply\|NO. I will [[Waifu\|NEVER EVER]] SETTLE for such a [[Polyamorous marriage\|PRETEND RELATIONSHIP]].}}

	===In which Chris fails to notice that this guy just called him a retard===		===In which Chris fails to notice that this guy just called him a retard===

Superspongebobbros: /* You fail genetics forever */

2020-10-06T21:55:17Z

You fail genetics forever

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	Please explain how this was proven to be, the procedures taken, and how genetics work. This is certainly unlike anything I've ever heard. It may even change biology as we know it.}}		Please explain how this was proven to be, the procedures taken, and how genetics work. This is certainly unlike anything I've ever heard. It may even change biology as we know it.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I would point out looking up "Paxil" or "{{~~wParoxetine~~\|Paroxitine}}" on the [[Wikipedia]] and reading the scientific details on how it has proven to Successfully Reduce Levels of Stress.		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I would point out looking up "Paxil" or "{{w\|Paroxetine\|Paroxitine}}" on the [[Wikipedia]] and reading the scientific details on how it has proven to Successfully Reduce Levels of Stress.

	I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}		I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}
	''Note: Paroxetine (Paxil) is not used to reduce stress, because stress is generally treated by lifestyle changes. Paxil is an [[CWC is sad\|antidepressant]].''		''Note: Paroxetine (Paxil) is not used to reduce stress, because stress is generally treated by lifestyle changes. Paxil is an [[CWC is sad\|antidepressant]].''

	===Chris knows what's best for your kids===		===Chris knows what's best for your kids===
	{{Email\|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com>

Superspongebobbros at 21:54, 6 October 2020

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	'''Mailbag 32''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 4 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] began answering it in the very late hours of the 5th.		'''Mailbag 32''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 4 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] began answering it in the very late hours of the 5th.

	Highlights included Chris freaking out at someone pointing out that stealing jokes wholesale is kinda lame, freaking out at [[Alec Benson Leary]], freaking out about cousins marrying, and freaking out in general. It had been awhile since he'd gotten this excited over a mailbag; probably all the [[stress]] of [[Sonichu 10\|eliminating his enemies in fiction]] was finally getting to him. He also exaggerated the sexual and violent content in things intended for children, and stated that he thought ''~~[[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet~~\|Romeo and Juliet]]'' started its existence as a book and a movie.		Highlights included Chris freaking out at someone pointing out that stealing jokes wholesale is kinda lame, freaking out at [[Alec Benson Leary]], freaking out about cousins marrying, and freaking out in general. It had been awhile since he'd gotten this excited over a mailbag; probably all the [[stress]] of [[Sonichu 10\|eliminating his enemies in fiction]] was finally getting to him. He also exaggerated the sexual and violent content in things intended for children, and stated that he thought ''{{w\|\|Romeo and Juliet}}'' started its existence as a book and a movie.

	==Answered==		==Answered==
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	{{Email\|From: Jack Winne <J.Winne@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Jack Winne <J.Winne@gmail.com>

	I noticed you've replied to a lot of emails referencing ~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Bear That Wasn't\|the Bear that wasn't]]. However the bear in the end chose for itself and acted like a bear despite everyone else labelling him, in the end they still all thought he was a man in a fur coat who needed a shave.		I noticed you've replied to a lot of emails referencing {{w\|The Bear That Wasn't\|the Bear that wasn't}}. However the bear in the end chose for itself and acted like a bear despite everyone else labelling him, in the end they still all thought he was a man in a fur coat who needed a shave.

	You'd have to accept that many people see you as a [[homos]]exual if you're taking the moral of the story. But in your case that's bad since women would also see you as such. The bear didn't need anything from the people labelling him but you probably aren't happy with women in particular labelling you as homosexual.}}		You'd have to accept that many people see you as a [[homos]]exual if you're taking the moral of the story. But in your case that's bad since women would also see you as such. The bear didn't need anything from the people labelling him but you probably aren't happy with women in particular labelling you as homosexual.}}
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	===Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes===		===Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes===
	{{Email\|From: Jack ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish]] <~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken]]@aol.com>		{{Email\|From: Jack {{w\|Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish}} <{{w\|The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken}}@aol.com>

	I came across [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}		I came across [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}
	{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power]]). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}		{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to {{w\|Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power}}). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}

	===You fail genetics forever===		===You fail genetics forever===
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	Please explain how this was proven to be, the procedures taken, and how genetics work. This is certainly unlike anything I've ever heard. It may even change biology as we know it.}}		Please explain how this was proven to be, the procedures taken, and how genetics work. This is certainly unlike anything I've ever heard. It may even change biology as we know it.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I would point out looking up "Paxil" or "~~[[Wikipedia:Paroxetine~~\|Paroxitine]]" on the [[Wikipedia]] and reading the scientific details on how it has proven to Successfully Reduce Levels of Stress.		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I would point out looking up "Paxil" or "{{wParoxetine\|Paroxitine}}" on the [[Wikipedia]] and reading the scientific details on how it has proven to Successfully Reduce Levels of Stress.

	I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}		I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}
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	P.S. Quit avoiding questions with your "cross the bridge" phrase.}}		P.S. Quit avoiding questions with your "cross the bridge" phrase.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Well, this is one question that does not appropriately deserve that response. To answer it, EVEN IN FAIRY TALES, there ARE depictions of love and romance to full detail, even violence sometimes. Like, Romeo and Juilet; THE ORIGINAL BOOK and MOVIE depicts SEX between the couple. And what happens to the Queen in Snow White was not exactly pleasant either. And Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma GET EATEN by the WOLF, and the wolf GETS DISSECTED by the [[Bob\|Lumberjack]]. Oh, Yeah, GUTS! Now THAT IS TV-Y Acceptable now isn't it? GET OVER YOURSELF. THE CHILDREN WILL BE SEEING SEX AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, this is one question that does not appropriately deserve that response. To answer it, EVEN IN FAIRY TALES, there ARE depictions of love and romance to full detail, even violence sometimes. Like, Romeo and Juilet; THE ORIGINAL BOOK and MOVIE depicts SEX between the couple. And what happens to the Queen in Snow White was not exactly pleasant either. And Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma GET EATEN by the WOLF, and the wolf GETS DISSECTED by the [[Bob\|Lumberjack]]. Oh, Yeah, GUTS! Now THAT IS TV-Y Acceptable now isn't it? GET OVER YOURSELF. THE CHILDREN WILL BE SEEING SEX AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Note that Romeo and Juliet originated as a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet\|poem]] and then a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Romeo and Juliet\|play]], neither of which described or depicted sex.''		''Note that Romeo and Juliet originated as a {{w\|The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet\|poem}} and then a {{w\|Romeo and Juliet\|play}}, neither of which described or depicted sex.''

	===Quit swearing so goddamn much===		===Quit swearing so goddamn much===
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	Dear Christian,		Dear Christian,

	I recently watched a BBC documentary entitled "Guys and Dolls". It explores the relationship that some men have with ~~[[Wikipedia:~~RealDoll\|Real Dolls]]. The men in the documentary are around your age and have trouble finding a [[Sweetheart]]. These men have decided that [[Virgin with rage\|they will never find a companion]] and have settled for a life with Real Dolls. I saw a lot of behaviors in this video that reminded me of you and I would like your input. Would you ever consider a relationship with a Real Doll? I don't mean [[Kimmi]] either -- Real Dolls are more durable and less prone to Internal Damages.		I recently watched a BBC documentary entitled "Guys and Dolls". It explores the relationship that some men have with {{w\|RealDoll\|Real Dolls}}. The men in the documentary are around your age and have trouble finding a [[Sweetheart]]. These men have decided that [[Virgin with rage\|they will never find a companion]] and have settled for a life with Real Dolls. I saw a lot of behaviors in this video that reminded me of you and I would like your input. Would you ever consider a relationship with a Real Doll? I don't mean [[Kimmi]] either -- Real Dolls are more durable and less prone to Internal Damages.

	You don't need to view the documentary to answer my question. I'd really just like to know what you think of Real Dolls and if you would consider them as a lifelong companion.		You don't need to view the documentary to answer my question. I'd really just like to know what you think of Real Dolls and if you would consider them as a lifelong companion.
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	Hello Christian!		Hello Christian!

	I hope you are well. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is ~~[[Wikipedia:~~H. P. Lovecraft\|Howard Phillips Lovecraft]], but my friends call me H.P. If you wish you may also call me H.P.		I hope you are well. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is {{w\|H. P. Lovecraft\|Howard Phillips Lovecraft}}, but my friends call me H.P. If you wish you may also call me H.P.

	I have been a fan of yours for quite some time and it is evident that we share many similar interests and are roughly the same age so grew up with the same shows and toys.		I have been a fan of yours for quite some time and it is evident that we share many similar interests and are roughly the same age so grew up with the same shows and toys.
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	===Yeah, she was===		===Yeah, she was===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Jane Austen~~\|Jane Austen]] <littlemissausten@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Jane Austen}} <littlemissausten@yahoo.com>

	Chris,		Chris,

	I'm a long-time fan of the comic and find you a great role model for a writer dealing with adversity, being one myself, but one thing does concern me. In your recent [[Common Questions\|FAQ section]], you mention how it is common practice to use ideas from other media when otherwise out of ideas. You then cite the [[South Park]] episode "~~[[Wikipedia:~~Simpsons Already Did It\|Simpsons Did It]]" as a reference. That South Park episode featured unintentional copying of ideas by ~~[[Wikipedia:Butter~~ Stotch\|Butters]] and could serve as a commentary to how difficult it is to come up with original ideas. However, you intentionally copy ideas from other shows. In fact, you go so far as to rip characters, plots, and characters wholesale from other works. This is at best lazy writing and at worst copyright infringement.. Just because you can get away with this practice does not make it ethical or encouraged. I find this very disappointing from an otherwise accomplished writer such as yourself. So, are you lazy, uncreative, a plagiarist, or some combination of all three? I'd appreciate more originality from you in the future, especially if you hope to be a role model for other young writers such as myself.		I'm a long-time fan of the comic and find you a great role model for a writer dealing with adversity, being one myself, but one thing does concern me. In your recent [[Common Questions\|FAQ section]], you mention how it is common practice to use ideas from other media when otherwise out of ideas. You then cite the [[South Park]] episode "{{w\|Simpsons Already Did It\|Simpsons Did It}}" as a reference. That South Park episode featured unintentional copying of ideas by {{w\|Butters Stotch\|Butters}} and could serve as a commentary to how difficult it is to come up with original ideas. However, you intentionally copy ideas from other shows. In fact, you go so far as to rip characters, plots, and characters wholesale from other works. This is at best lazy writing and at worst copyright infringement.. Just because you can get away with this practice does not make it ethical or encouraged. I find this very disappointing from an otherwise accomplished writer such as yourself. So, are you lazy, uncreative, a plagiarist, or some combination of all three? I'd appreciate more originality from you in the future, especially if you hope to be a role model for other young writers such as myself.
	Thank You,		Thank You,
	Jane}}		Jane}}

The World Is Yours: I think this is warranted

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I think this is warranted

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	Jessica <3}}		Jessica <3}}
	{{EmailReply\|NO. I will NEVER EVER SETTLE for such a [[Megan\|PRETEND]] [[The Wallflower\|RELATIONSHIP]].}}		{{EmailReply\|NO. I will [[Waifu\|NEVER EVER]] SETTLE for such a [[Megan\|PRETEND]] [[The Wallflower\|RELATIONSHIP]].}}

	===In which Chris fails to notice that this guy just called him a retard===		===In which Chris fails to notice that this guy just called him a retard===

Asperhes at 21:21, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 32''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 4 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] began answering it in the very late hours of ~~5 January~~.		'''Mailbag 32''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 4 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] began answering it in the very late hours of the 5th.

	Highlights ~~include~~ Chris~~, in denial as usual,~~ freaking out at someone pointing out that stealing jokes wholesale is kinda lame, ~~Chris~~ freaking out at Alec Benson Leary ~~(creator of smash success [[Asperchu\|Asperchu]]) and calling him a [[Chris and his ego\|"Self-Egotistical"]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|narcissist~~]], ~~Chris~~ freaking out about cousins marrying, and ~~essentially, Chris~~ freaking out in general. It's been awhile since he's gotten this excited over a mailbag, probably all the [[stress]] of [[Sonichu 10\|eliminating his enemies in fiction]] is finally getting to him. He also ~~exaggerates~~ the sexual and violent content in things intended for children, and ~~thinks~~ that ''[[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet\|Romeo and Juliet]]'' started its existence as a book and a movie ~~(it was actually [[Wikipedia:The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet\|a poem]])~~.		Highlights included Chris freaking out at someone pointing out that stealing jokes wholesale is kinda lame, freaking out at [[Alec Benson Leary]], freaking out about cousins marrying, and freaking out in general. It had been awhile since he'd gotten this excited over a mailbag; probably all the [[stress]] of [[Sonichu 10\|eliminating his enemies in fiction]] was finally getting to him. He also exaggerated the sexual and violent content in things intended for children, and stated that he thought ''[[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet\|Romeo and Juliet]]'' started its existence as a book and a movie.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 20:37, 2 December 2011

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	H.P.}}		H.P.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) For Social Interaction, it is a good idea, but I wouldn't want to just take a class that I would just throw all teachings of out of my head after passing it just for some Social Life. 2) AS LONG AS they have WOMEN in Mind and Heart when performing such stimuations, then yes they are still straight. 3) [[BlueSpike\|Deception]]. 4) Good Looks, I expect. 5) On a minor percentage of the relationship, yes. 6) Her Face. 7) Yes, but I am not frightened of them. Although I may be surprised or shocked appropriately. 8) [[Transformers\|Chevy Camaro]]. 9) I would never get a tattoo. But if I were to, I think I would get it on my upper back. 10) ONLY if she had one or two; NO MORE. 11) I am uncertain. 12) Inform that I am Straight, and if he continues, I would [[Chris and anger\|PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUTS!]] 13) ONLY the regular chocolate fudge. 14) Yes I sometimes have nightmares. I have had some where I have SEEN the FLASH OF DEATH from an appropriate cause, including drowning. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|1) For Social Interaction, it is a good idea, but I wouldn't want to just take a class that I would just throw all teachings of out of my head after passing it just for some Social Life. 2) AS LONG AS they have WOMEN in Mind and Heart when performing such stimuations, then yes they are still straight. 3) [[BlueSpike\|Deception]]. 4) Good Looks, I expect. 5) On a minor percentage of the relationship, yes. 6) Her Face. 7) Yes, but I am not frightened of them. Although I may be surprised or shocked appropriately. 8) [[Transformers\|Chevy Camaro]]. 9) I would never get a tattoo. But if I were to, I think I would get it on my upper back. 10) ONLY if she had one or two; NO MORE. 11) I am uncertain. 12) Inform that I am Straight, and if he continues, I would [[Chris and anger\|PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUTS!]] 13) ONLY the regular chocolate fudge. 14) Yes I sometimes have nightmares. I have had some where I have SEEN the FLASH OF DEATH from an appropriate cause, including drowning. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==

Trombonista at 17:42, 3 November 2011

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	I think that is enough for now. Thanks for taking the time to answer our emails.		I think that is enough for now. Thanks for taking the time to answer our emails.

	H.P. }}		H.P.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) For Social Interaction, it is a good idea, but I wouldn't want to just take a class that I would just throw all teachings of out of my head after passing it just for some Social Life. 2) AS LONG AS they have WOMEN in Mind and Heart when performing such stimuations, then yes they are still straight. 3) [[BlueSpike\|Deception]]. 4) Good Looks, I expect. 5) On a minor percentage of the relationship, yes. 6) Her Face. 7) Yes, but I am not frightened of them. Although I may be surprised or shocked appropriately. 8) [[Transformers\|Chevy Camaro]]. 9) I would never get a tattoo. But if I were to, I think I would get it on my upper back. 10) ONLY if she had one or two; NO MORE. 11) I am uncertain. 12) Inform that I am Straight, and if he continues, I would [[Chris and anger\|PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUTS!]] 13) ONLY the regular chocolate fudge. 14) Yes I sometimes have nightmares. I have had some where I have SEEN the FLASH OF DEATH from an appropriate cause, including drowning. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|1) For Social Interaction, it is a good idea, but I wouldn't want to just take a class that I would just throw all teachings of out of my head after passing it just for some Social Life. 2) AS LONG AS they have WOMEN in Mind and Heart when performing such stimuations, then yes they are still straight. 3) [[BlueSpike\|Deception]]. 4) Good Looks, I expect. 5) On a minor percentage of the relationship, yes. 6) Her Face. 7) Yes, but I am not frightened of them. Although I may be surprised or shocked appropriately. 8) [[Transformers\|Chevy Camaro]]. 9) I would never get a tattoo. But if I were to, I think I would get it on my upper back. 10) ONLY if she had one or two; NO MORE. 11) I am uncertain. 12) Inform that I am Straight, and if he continues, I would [[Chris and anger\|PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUTS!]] 13) ONLY the regular chocolate fudge. 14) Yes I sometimes have nightmares. I have had some where I have SEEN the FLASH OF DEATH from an appropriate cause, including drowning. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}

Trombonista at 02:19, 11 October 2011

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	You'd have to accept that many people see you as a [[homos]]exual if you're taking the moral of the story. But in your case that's bad since women would also see you as such. The bear didn't need anything from the people labelling him but you probably aren't happy with women in particular labelling you as homosexual.}}		You'd have to accept that many people see you as a [[homos]]exual if you're taking the moral of the story. But in your case that's bad since women would also see you as such. The bear didn't need anything from the people labelling him but you probably aren't happy with women in particular labelling you as homosexual.}}
	{{EmailReply\|ONLY a couple of emails. After some thought after reading your message, my response to ALL THOSE INDIVIDUALS, male and female, who dare to continue to mislabel me as such is "F*** YOU." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|ONLY a couple of emails. After some thought after reading your message, my response to ALL THOSE INDIVIDUALS, male and female, who dare to continue to mislabel me as such is "F*** YOU." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes===		===Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes===
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	I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}		I admit that I am NOT an expert in genetics, but THINK ABOUT IT, if you imagine a DNA Strand, you Remove the ONE GENE that sets the orientation, it leaves the individual without appropriate guidance and attraction towards their opposite gender. So, the Absent Gene has to be replaced with its opposite; the SWITCH from the Gay Gene with the Straight Gene.}}
	''Note: Paroxetine (Paxil) is not used to reduce stress, because stress is generally treated by lifestyle changes. Paxil is an [[CWC is sad\|antidepressant]].		''Note: Paroxetine (Paxil) is not used to reduce stress, because stress is generally treated by lifestyle changes. Paxil is an [[CWC is sad\|antidepressant]].''
	===Chris knows what's best for your kids===		===Chris knows what's best for your kids===
	{{Email\|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com>
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	P.S. Quit avoiding questions with your "cross the bridge" phrase.}}		P.S. Quit avoiding questions with your "cross the bridge" phrase.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Well, this is one question that does not appropriately deserve that response. To answer it, EVEN IN FAIRY TALES, there ARE depictions of love and romance to full detail, even violence sometimes. Like, Romeo and Juilet; THE ORIGINAL BOOK and MOVIE depicts SEX between the couple. And what happens to the Queen in Snow White was not exactly pleasant either. And Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma GET EATEN by the WOLF, and the wolf GETS DISSECTED by the [[Bob\|Lumberjack]]. Oh, Yeah, GUTS! Now THAT IS TV-Y Acceptable now isn't it? GET OVER YOURSELF. THE CHILDREN WILL BE SEEING SEX AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, this is one question that does not appropriately deserve that response. To answer it, EVEN IN FAIRY TALES, there ARE depictions of love and romance to full detail, even violence sometimes. Like, Romeo and Juilet; THE ORIGINAL BOOK and MOVIE depicts SEX between the couple. And what happens to the Queen in Snow White was not exactly pleasant either. And Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma GET EATEN by the WOLF, and the wolf GETS DISSECTED by the [[Bob\|Lumberjack]]. Oh, Yeah, GUTS! Now THAT IS TV-Y Acceptable now isn't it? GET OVER YOURSELF. THE CHILDREN WILL BE SEEING SEX AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:57, 6 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Note that Romeo and Juliet originated as a [[Wikipedia:The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet\|poem]] and then a [[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet\|play]], neither of which described or depicted sex.''		''Note that Romeo and Juliet originated as a [[Wikipedia:The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet\|poem]] and then a [[Wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet\|play]], neither of which described or depicted sex.''

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	{{Email\|From: Jack {{w\|Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish}} <{{w\|The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken}}@aol.com>		{{Email\|From: Jack {{w\|Metalocalypse\|Mustakrakish}} <{{w\|The Dethalbum\|awakenawaken}}@aol.com>

	I came across [[~~IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES~~\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}		I came across [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves\|an article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch about your name change, and it mentioned that your parents were living separately from each other at the time. Are you aware of why they chose to live this way? My parents never lived apart for any length of time.}}
	{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to {{w\|Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power}}). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}		{{EmailReply\|They lived separately for two reasons; one was to KEEP and maintain the Ruckersville house and the pets there, and because my mother had not yet retired from working at Virginia Power (which [[Christopher's name change\|'''STUPIDLY''' changed their name]] to {{w\|Dominion Resources\|Dominion Power}}). After she had retired while I was in 8th Grade, SHE moved to the Richmond Home and brought all the pets, including Patti, with her; I helped. Then we moved back completely after my Graduation from Manchester High in [[2000]]. They were still happily married, and before retirement from V.P., she came over for [[sex\|visits]] on the Weekends every Weekend.}}