Mailbag 34 - Revision history

KingClark at 10:18, 8 January 2022

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	Jeff.}}		Jeff.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Okay, good luck in hell with the [[~~Incest~~]]ings.}}		{{EmailReply\|Okay, good luck in hell with the [[Affair with Mother]]ings.}}

	===Chris's fake degree===		===Chris's fake degree===

KingClark: /* Good luck in hell */

2021-11-26T18:23:43Z

Good luck in hell

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	Jeff.}}		Jeff.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Okay, good luck in hell with the ~~Incestings~~.}}		{{EmailReply\|Okay, good luck in hell with the [[Incest]]ings.}}

	===Chris's fake degree===		===Chris's fake degree===

Superspongebobbros at 21:58, 6 October 2020

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	===In which Chris fails economics forever===		===In which Chris fails economics forever===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[wikipedia:~~Pound of flesh\|poundoflesh@aol.com]]		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Pound of flesh\|poundoflesh@aol.com}}

	Dear Christian,		Dear Christian,
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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,

	~~[[wikipedia:Ezra Pound~~\|Ezra Pound]]}}		{{w\|Ezra Pound}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}

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	Take Care,		Take Care,

	~~[[wikipedia:~~Kim Peek\|Kim Peek]]}}		{{w\|Kim Peek\|Kim Peek}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|I have seen Rain Man. Like him, I do have my own [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|special abilities]] of my own, yet I'd have to list them to let you know, and that will take a while. But UNLIKE that guy, I have not [[Chris Loses It\|randomly]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|screamed]] [[CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009\|like]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|that]] for Decades, and I am more [[Megan\|sociable]] and [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]] than how he was portrayed.}}		{{EmailReply\|I have seen Rain Man. Like him, I do have my own [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|special abilities]] of my own, yet I'd have to list them to let you know, and that will take a while. But UNLIKE that guy, I have not [[Chris Loses It\|randomly]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|screamed]] [[CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009\|like]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|that]] for Decades, and I am more [[Megan\|sociable]] and [[Honor Roll\|intelligent]] than how he was portrayed.}}

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	===The 30-year old virgin===		===The 30-year old virgin===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[wikipedia:~~Snatcher\|Gillian Seed]] <gillianseed@suremail.info>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Snatcher\|Gillian Seed}} <gillianseed@suremail.info>
	Hi, Chris.		Hi, Chris.

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	===Boycott===		===Boycott===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier\|MaryAnneSpier]]@BSC.com		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier\|MaryAnneSpier}}@BSC.com

	Dear Christian,		Dear Christian,

Asperhes at 21:28, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 34''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 6 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered it ~~on 7 January 2010~~.		'''Mailbag 34''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 6 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered it the next day.

	Chris returned to his occasional tactic of removing letters completely ~~in this mailbag~~. He ~~doesn~~'t seem to realize that he's using a mediawiki website, and that everything he ~~does is~~ recorded forever in the page history where anybody ~~can~~ see it. The two letters he deleted were from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary (who is quickly reaching [[Liquid Chris]] levels of awesome) and a letter from a group of concerned mothers who (rightfully) ~~believe~~ that [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is inappropriate for children.		In this mailbag, Chris returned to his occasional tactic of removing letters completely. He didn't seem to realize that he was using a mediawiki website, and that therefore everything he did would be recorded forever in the page history, where anybody could see it. The two letters he deleted were from [[Asperchu]] creator Alec Benson Leary (who was quickly reaching [[Liquid Chris]] levels of awesome), and a letter from a group of concerned mothers who (rightfully) believed that [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] was inappropriate for children.

	The remainder of the letters ~~are~~ just Chris being the opinionated hateful moron we all know and love. Perhaps his most outlandish response was ~~adding~~ another qualification for potential sweethearts: she must be willing for the entire internet to watch Chris fucking her. Other highlights ~~include~~ Chris failing at rationalizing his [[monthly tugboat]], claiming that his "special abilities" would take far too long to list, and totally failing ~~at arguing~~ that [[CWCville]] is not a dictatorship. Apparently, the one thing that makes it not a dictatorship is that the mayoral position is hereditary in nature. Well, ''that'' changes ''everything''.		The remainder of the letters were just Chris being the opinionated hateful moron we all know and love. Perhaps his most outlandish response was to add another qualification for potential sweethearts: she must be willing for the entire internet to watch Chris fucking her. Other highlights included Chris failing at rationalizing his [[monthly tugboat]], claiming that his "special abilities" would take far too long to list, and totally failing to argue that [[CWCville]] is not a dictatorship. Apparently, the one thing that makes it not a dictatorship is that the mayoral position is hereditary in nature. Well, ''that'' changes ''everything''.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes: /* Gone Forever */

2015-04-12T02:46:02Z

Gone Forever

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	Due to the popularity of Asperchu, I have decided to create my own Wikipedia. I suggest you take a look. Hopefully, this will become even more popular than the CWCipedia!		Due to the popularity of Asperchu, I have decided to create my own Wikipedia. I suggest you take a look. Hopefully, this will become even more popular than the CWCipedia!

	http://tinyurl.com/yeotodh		<nowiki>http://tinyurl.com/yeotodh</nowiki>

	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
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	Having recently moved from Stoneybrook Conneticut, I joined the Virginian Family Association of Virginia, a non-profit organisation that supports straight rights and the heterosexual lifestyle. I a writing to inform you that as of 1/1/2010 we have been engaging in a nationwide boycott of Sonichu comics because they explicitly support the wicked homosexual lifestyle.		Having recently moved from Stoneybrook Conneticut, I joined the Virginian Family Association of Virginia, a non-profit organisation that supports straight rights and the heterosexual lifestyle. I a writing to inform you that as of 1/1/2010 we have been engaging in a nationwide boycott of Sonichu comics because they explicitly support the wicked homosexual lifestyle.

	Please visit our site here: http://sites.google.com/site/boycottsonichu/		Please visit our site here: <nowiki>http://sites.google.com/site/boycottsonichu/</nowiki>

	Currently over 400,000 Virginians have signed to get Sonichu banned, permanently.		Currently over 400,000 Virginians have signed to get Sonichu banned, permanently.

NegaCWC: /* In which Chris fails economics forever */ Piped to wikipedia's entry on Shylock as pound of flesh is a reference to it

2012-07-17T18:29:00Z

In which Chris fails economics forever: Piped to wikipedia's entry on Shylock as pound of flesh is a reference to it

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	===In which Chris fails economics forever===		===In which Chris fails economics forever===
	{{Email\|From: poundoflesh@aol.com		{{Email\|From: [[wikipedia:Pound of flesh\|poundoflesh@aol.com]]

	Dear Christian,		Dear Christian,

Trombonista at 17:45, 3 November 2011

2011-11-03T17:45:49Z

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	[[wikipedia:Ezra Pound\|Ezra Pound]]}}		[[wikipedia:Ezra Pound\|Ezra Pound]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Electric inequality Pokémon===		===Electric inequality Pokémon===
	{{Email\|From: doyouunderstand2@aol.com		{{Email\|From: doyouunderstand2@aol.com
	Why do some Sonichus and Rosechus live in houses, while others (like Chloe and Blazebob) live in Pokeballs?}}		Why do some Sonichus and Rosechus live in houses, while others (like Chloe and Blazebob) live in Pokeballs?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Story-Wise, the two were INTRODUCED that way, because they came all the way from Australia, the country of their creator, who not only gave me permission to use them in my books, but was a close online girlfriend of mine who DIED in the Australia wild Bushfires of Janurary, 2009, aka PandaHalo, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. Chloe and Blazebob, after the fire and chaos, later obtained Cwcville citizenship, got jobs and found and are sharing a good apartment. Before the apartment, though, they did stay in one of Cwcville's Soup Hotels for about a month. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Story-Wise, the two were INTRODUCED that way, because they came all the way from Australia, the country of their creator, who not only gave me permission to use them in my books, but was a close online girlfriend of mine who DIED in the Australia wild Bushfires of Janurary, 2009, aka PandaHalo, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. Chloe and Blazebob, after the fire and chaos, later obtained Cwcville citizenship, got jobs and found and are sharing a good apartment. Before the apartment, though, they did stay in one of Cwcville's Soup Hotels for about a month. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===And don't you forget it===		===And don't you forget it===
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	{{Email\|From: Brandon Louthan <brandonl1701@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Brandon Louthan <brandonl1701@yahoo.com>
	I'm sorry, but I read in your one mailbag that gay sex is illegal in CWCville and Magi-Chan has the ability to tell when it happens...that seems like an invasion of privacy to me. Sound something like a dictator would do.}}		I'm sorry, but I read in your one mailbag that gay sex is illegal in CWCville and Magi-Chan has the ability to tell when it happens...that seems like an invasion of privacy to me. Sound something like a dictator would do.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I assure you, it is NOT a dictator-type government; as said on the Wikipedia on Dictatorship as a Government Type, and I quote, "A dictatorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by an individual, the dictator, without '''hereditary ascension'''." I have previously stated that Cwcville was originally founded by my Father, in which made him Mayor of it for some years, who gave it a different name before he named me Mayor later on. Yet is NOT a Monarchy either, because we HOLD elections for the Members of the Cwcville Board and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I assure you, it is NOT a dictator-type government; as said on the Wikipedia on Dictatorship as a Government Type, and I quote, "A dictatorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by an individual, the dictator, without '''hereditary ascension'''." I have previously stated that Cwcville was originally founded by my Father, in which made him Mayor of it for some years, who gave it a different name before he named me Mayor later on. Yet is NOT a Monarchy either, because we HOLD elections for the Members of the Cwcville Board and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

2011-08-09T18:15:46Z

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 34''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 6 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered it on 7 January 2010.		'''Mailbag 34''' was uploaded on [[CWCipedia]] in the early hours of 6 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered it on 7 January 2010.

	Chris returned to his occasional tactic of removing letters completely in this mailbag. He doesn't seem to realize that he's using a mediawiki website, and that everything he does is recorded forever in the page history where anybody can see it. The two letters he deleted were from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary (who is quickly reaching [[Liquid Chris]] levels of awesome) and a letter from a group of concerned mothers who (rightfully) believe that [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is inappropriate for children.		Chris returned to his occasional tactic of removing letters completely in this mailbag. He doesn't seem to realize that he's using a mediawiki website, and that everything he does is recorded forever in the page history where anybody can see it. The two letters he deleted were from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary (who is quickly reaching [[Liquid Chris]] levels of awesome) and a letter from a group of concerned mothers who (rightfully) believe that [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is inappropriate for children.

Trombonista at 17:01, 10 December 2010

2010-12-10T17:01:50Z

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	Hi Chris!		Hi Chris!

	Do you really think that you would be able to raise a child? Don't you think		Do you really think that you would be able to raise a child? Don't you think that you should be castrated, so that you wouldn't be able to spread your filthy autistic genes? Also, did you know that high-functioning autistics are 19 times more likely to be child molesters?}}
	that you should be castrated, so that you wouldn't be able to spread your filthy
	autistic genes? Also, did you know that high-functioning autistics are 19 times
	more likely to be child molesters?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Do Not Listen to Stupid Rumors. "F" You.}}		{{EmailReply\|Do Not Listen to Stupid Rumors. "F" You.}}

Eamoo: /* Electric inequality pokémon */

2010-11-16T01:26:19Z

Electric inequality pokémon

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	{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|To answer your second question, I do not know for certain. But to clarify the other topic, My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well. So, think of when you ask that question, "Why do you think I as a taxpayer should pay for you when you seem to be capable of holding a job?", I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 8 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Electric inequality ~~pokémon~~===		===Electric inequality Pokémon===
	{{Email\|From: doyouunderstand2@aol.com		{{Email\|From: doyouunderstand2@aol.com
	Why do some Sonichus and Rosechus live in houses, while others (like Chloe and Blazebob) live in Pokeballs?}}		Why do some Sonichus and Rosechus live in houses, while others (like Chloe and Blazebob) live in Pokeballs?}}