Mailbag 35 - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* I think he wanted a specific verse */

2026-02-09T02:12:01Z

I think he wanted a specific verse

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	You say that you are against cousin marriage because it is "unholy." Where in the Bible does it say that God forbids marriage between cousins?}}		You say that you are against cousin marriage because it is "unholy." Where in the Bible does it say that God forbids marriage between cousins?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Oh, I don't know... How about the part where it says DO NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER OR BROTHER OR SISTER. It is the SAME THING.}}		{{EmailReply\|Oh, I don't know... How about the part where it says DO NOT HAVE [[Affair with Mother\|RELATIONS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER]] OR FATHER OR BROTHER OR SISTER. It is the SAME THING.}}

	===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===		===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===

HurdyGurdsen at 00:31, 11 December 2025

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	===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===		===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===
	{{Email\|From: Some One <someone_309@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Some One <someone_309@hotmail.com>
	Hey Chris, you said that although you feel comfortable around other races, you still refuse to date a [[~~Niggos~~\|black woman]].		Hey Chris, you said that although you feel comfortable around other races, you still refuse to date a [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black woman]].

	Are you willing to date a Asian, Native or Hispanic woman?		Are you willing to date a Asian, Native or Hispanic woman?

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris */

2024-05-30T05:54:44Z

Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris

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	{{Email\|From: {{w\|Snatcher\|Gillian Seed}} <gillianseed@suremail.info>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Snatcher\|Gillian Seed}} <gillianseed@suremail.info>

	''"Go watch "The 40-Year Old [[Virgin]]."''		''"Go watch "[[The 40-Year-Old Virgin\|The 40-Year Old Virgin]]."''

	Looks like you didn't read my email. Yes, I've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin. Why else would I bring it up?		Looks like you didn't read my email. Yes, I've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin. Why else would I bring it up?

Superspongebobbros at 00:06, 7 October 2020

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	===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===		===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson}} <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>
	Hi Chris!		Hi Chris!

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	Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}		Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}
	{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Chris is referring to "~~[[Wikipedia:Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?~~\|Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?]]".''		''Chris is referring to "{{w\|Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?}}".''

	===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===		===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===
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	===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===		===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[wikipedia:~~Snatcher\|Gillian Seed]] <gillianseed@suremail.info>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Snatcher\|Gillian Seed}} <gillianseed@suremail.info>

	''"Go watch "The 40-Year Old [[Virgin]]."''		''"Go watch "The 40-Year Old [[Virgin]]."''
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	===In which Chris almost figures it out===		===In which Chris almost figures it out===
	{{Email\|From: Dr. [[~~Wikipedia:Josef Mengele~~\|Josef Mengele]] <JosfeMegele@auschwitztdoctors.net>		{{Email\|From: Dr. [[Nazis\|Josef Mengele]] <JosfeMegele@auschwitztdoctors.net>

	Dear Christian,		Dear Christian,
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	I have several proposals for dealing and treating with homosexuals and I was wondering if I could get some cross examination of my theories from a like minded individual. I believe that we are very close to isolating the elusive “gay gene” in the human genome list. However, finding gays who want to be cured is very hard work! I have proposed to my government body on many occasions the marking of homosexuals, (making them wear rainbow emblems on themselves at all times), and the gathering of homosexuals onto trains and planes to take them to camps where we can better study them and hopefully find a final solution to the homosexual problem. Some people -- mainly the homosexuals -- get really offended when I suggest this… Then again they’re gay and don’t know any better.		I have several proposals for dealing and treating with homosexuals and I was wondering if I could get some cross examination of my theories from a like minded individual. I believe that we are very close to isolating the elusive “gay gene” in the human genome list. However, finding gays who want to be cured is very hard work! I have proposed to my government body on many occasions the marking of homosexuals, (making them wear rainbow emblems on themselves at all times), and the gathering of homosexuals onto trains and planes to take them to camps where we can better study them and hopefully find a final solution to the homosexual problem. Some people -- mainly the homosexuals -- get really offended when I suggest this… Then again they’re gay and don’t know any better.

	Am I wrong in my idea that we should mark homosexuals with a friendly pin so people know they are gay? I think it would be most helpful if we could gather them all up and study them in one location! After all if we are able to implement the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Final Solution\|final solution]] and rid homosexuality forever wouldn’t it be a good thing? I think homosexuals need to see that this is for the betterment and good of mankind and cooperate more.		Am I wrong in my idea that we should mark homosexuals with a friendly pin so people know they are gay? I think it would be most helpful if we could gather them all up and study them in one location! After all if we are able to implement the {{w\|Final Solution\|final solution}} and rid homosexuality forever wouldn’t it be a good thing? I think homosexuals need to see that this is for the betterment and good of mankind and cooperate more.

	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
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	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
	===Jivin ain't never getting tied down===		===Jivin ain't never getting tied down===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Fred West~~\|Fred West]]		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Fred West}}

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Asperhes at 21:30, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T21:30:48Z

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	'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered ~~them~~ on the same day.		'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered the letters on the same day.

	Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend\|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It ~~remains~~ unclear if he's permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.		Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend\|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It is unclear if he was permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.

	Two of Chris's answers stand out as outright disturbing, one in which he openly ~~advises~~ a man to buy his son a prostitute, and one in which he ''almost'' ~~disagrees~~ with Nazi concentration camps. Other notable responses ~~include~~ Chris raging against tattoos, advising we go through nine seasons of [[South Park]] in order to fully appreciate a joke he stole, and his continual refusal to just fucking kill [[Simonla]] already.		Two of Chris's answers stand out as outright disturbing, one in which he openly advised a man to buy his son a prostitute, and one in which he ''almost'' disagreed with Nazi concentration camps. Other notable responses included Chris raging against tattoos, advising we go through nine seasons of [[South Park]] in order to fully appreciate a joke he stole, and his continual refusal to just fucking kill [[Simonla]] already.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes at 02:47, 12 April 2015

2015-04-12T02:47:27Z

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	Hello! I really love your comic, I've been following it almos ever since you put it up on the Internet. I was so happy to see that Sonichu and Asperchu are friends, maybe they can team up and fight evil together in your comic too?		Hello! I really love your comic, I've been following it almos ever since you put it up on the Internet. I was so happy to see that Sonichu and Asperchu are friends, maybe they can team up and fight evil together in your comic too?

	Also this is just so cute! http://tinyurl.com/y9hu5za		Also this is just so cute! <nowiki>http://tinyurl.com/y9hu5za</nowiki>

	Did you contribute your artistic skill to that wiki? It looks really nice! It could use some more info about Sonichu though, and his friendship with Asperchu. Maybe you could help them out there? Most of it is free to edit!		Did you contribute your artistic skill to that wiki? It looks really nice! It could use some more info about Sonichu though, and his friendship with Asperchu. Maybe you could help them out there? Most of it is free to edit!
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	Chris,		Chris,

	After your disrespectful response to my previous e-mail, I wanted to let you know that I am ABANDONING you and your comic FOREVER. You see, I have found a much more superior product in Asperchu (http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu), and I will never ever read your comic again. You should learn that fans should be treated with respect, and the way that you treat your fans is unacceptable.		After your disrespectful response to my previous e-mail, I wanted to let you know that I am ABANDONING you and your comic FOREVER. You see, I have found a much more superior product in Asperchu (<nowiki>http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu</nowiki>), and I will never ever read your comic again. You should learn that fans should be treated with respect, and the way that you treat your fans is unacceptable.

	Normally, I would say, "until next time" here, but since I will never talk to you again, I will just bid you adieu.		Normally, I would say, "until next time" here, but since I will never talk to you again, I will just bid you adieu.

Eamoo: /* In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from */

2013-06-26T21:55:06Z

In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from

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	Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}		Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}
	{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}
			''Chris is referring to "[[Wikipedia:Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?\|Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?]]".''

	===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===		===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===

NegaCWC: fixed mistake

2011-12-14T16:05:10Z

fixed mistake

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	'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January ~~2009~~]]. [[Chris]] answered them on the same day.		'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered them on the same day.

	Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend\|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It remains unclear if he's permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.		Chris removed three letters without saving them. Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]. The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend\|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts. It remains unclear if he's permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.

Trombonista at 20:41, 2 December 2011

2011-12-02T20:41:12Z

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	{{Email\|From: Stephanie Liberman <theinitialsoreness@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Stephanie Liberman <theinitialsoreness@yahoo.com>

	My dad is going [[hair\|bald]] like you. Do you think he should get a toupee or just wear hats from now on? }}		My dad is going [[hair\|bald]] like you. Do you think he should get a toupee or just wear hats from now on?}}
	{{EmailReply\|I am not going bald.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am not going bald.}}

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	- Marbles}}		- Marbles}}
	{{EmailReply\|Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and I have NO ASSOCIATION WHATSOEVER With "Asperchu". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and I have NO ASSOCIATION WHATSOEVER With "Asperchu". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===		===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===

Trombonista at 17:47, 3 November 2011

2011-11-03T17:47:49Z

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	Mike}}		Mike}}
	{{EmailReply\|I would agree to this step for your son. It would definitely be a self-confidence booster. I highly recommend making sure the woman was tested and checked to be S.T.D.-Free beforehand. And maybe do this once or twice (twice if the first time goes off prematurely and awry). To your wife, I say this. Madam, I understand how you feel about this as a considerate and caring mother, but you have to open your mind and heart; your children have to grow up sometime, and the first sexual intercourse is a Big Step in that. Have faith in your son practicing it safely and responsibly. And another expression comes to mind, and I hope it does not offend you, madam. [[Barbara\|"Cut the Umbilical Cord."]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I would agree to this step for your son. It would definitely be a self-confidence booster. I highly recommend making sure the woman was tested and checked to be S.T.D.-Free beforehand. And maybe do this once or twice (twice if the first time goes off prematurely and awry). To your wife, I say this. Madam, I understand how you feel about this as a considerate and caring mother, but you have to open your mind and heart; your children have to grow up sometime, and the first sexual intercourse is a Big Step in that. Have faith in your son practicing it safely and responsibly. And another expression comes to mind, and I hope it does not offend you, madam. [[Barbara\|"Cut the Umbilical Cord."]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===When they talk about sharing needles that's not what they mean===		===When they talk about sharing needles that's not what they mean===
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	Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}		Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}
	{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of [[God and Jesus]] and opened his own church to save the children. While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam. Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, "Well where was I going to go, Detroit?" Look it up on [[YouTube]] or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, [[PS3\|Playstation 3]], [[HEXBox]] or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===		===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===
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	Dr. Josef Mengele}}		Dr. Josef Mengele}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your ideas are good, but I do see flaws on them; the wearing of pins would be considered Manditory, yet this a Free Country with Civil Rights; the individuals may choose NOT to wear them even though they have them. And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term "Camp" not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas. And lessen the required number for the study; maybe select 5 or 10 homosexual individuals to help, and offer compensation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Your ideas are good, but I do see flaws on them; the wearing of pins would be considered Manditory, yet this a Free Country with Civil Rights; the individuals may choose NOT to wear them even though they have them. And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term "Camp" not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas. And lessen the required number for the study; maybe select 5 or 10 homosexual individuals to help, and offer compensation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==