Mailbag 36 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 00:07, 7 October 2020

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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===Inquiry of Chris's Unemployment===		===Inquiry of Chris's Unemployment===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick~~\|Kevin Mitnick]]		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Kevin Mitnick}}
	Chris,		Chris,

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	===Questioning Chris's Faith===		===Questioning Chris's Faith===
	{{Email\|From: Father ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Ron Jeremy\|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Father {{w\|Ron Jeremy\|Ronald Jeremy}} <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>

	Christian,		Christian,

4CentUser: /* Cruelty Toward Leary */ link

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	YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!		YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!

	So... with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that I can no longer be a loyal Sonichu fan. I'm moving on to the exciting adventures that Asperchu has with his friends Jivin and Max. I will not forget about you, Chris, as I will continue to pleasure myself to images of your supple yet perky breasts bouncing up and down as you prance so gracefully in flying elephants. I'm only human, after all.		So... with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that I can no longer be a loyal Sonichu fan. I'm moving on to the exciting adventures that Asperchu has with his friends Jivin and Max. I will not forget about you, Chris, as I will continue to pleasure myself to images of your supple yet perky breasts bouncing up and down as you [[CWCFlyingElephants\|prance so gracefully in flying elephants]]. I'm only human, after all.

	Goodbye Christian, have a nice life and don't wait up,		Goodbye Christian, have a nice life and don't wait up,

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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===~~And the tugboat chugs on~~===		===Inquiry of Chris's Unemployment===
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick\|Kevin Mitnick]]		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick\|Kevin Mitnick]]
	Chris,		Chris,
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	{{EmailReply\|No one is hiring around here, and I am not willing to travel out of state for a while.}}		{{EmailReply\|No one is hiring around here, and I am not willing to travel out of state for a while.}}

	===~~We all die a little more every day~~===		===Police Simulation of Elderly Chris===
	[[Image:Ageprogressionlol.jpg\|thumb\|Over the hill.]]		[[Image:Ageprogressionlol.jpg\|thumb\|Over the hill.]]
	{{Email\|From: Caleb Feldman <feldman.c@mail.com>		{{Email\|From: Caleb Feldman <feldman.c@mail.com>
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	Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.		Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.

	Out of curiousity [sic] I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.		Out of curiousity '''[sic]''' I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.

	- Caleb}}		- Caleb}}
	{{EmailReply\|NOBODY CARES about that NOW. Although your time will not go unappreciated.}}		{{EmailReply\|NOBODY CARES about that NOW. Although your time will not go unappreciated.}}

	===~~You know~~ Chris~~, it is possible for a guy to say no~~===		===Questioning Chris's Faith===
	{{Email\|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy\|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy\|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>

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	{{EmailReply\|MEGAN made out with ME; SHE made the OFFER, and SHE touched me FIRST. She was Unstoppable there.}}		{{EmailReply\|MEGAN made out with ME; SHE made the OFFER, and SHE touched me FIRST. She was Unstoppable there.}}

	===~~On storytelling~~===		===Regarding Spoilers in the Comic===
	{{Email\|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
	Don't put spoilers in the damn [[comic]]. Nobody read the last thirty or so pages because you explained what was going to happen and now nobody is going to read the next few pages because you dropped another goddamn spoiler.		Don't put spoilers in the damn [[comic]]. Nobody read the last thirty or so pages because you explained what was going to happen and now nobody is going to read the next few pages because you dropped another goddamn spoiler.
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	{{EmailReply\|Well, Excuse Me.}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, Excuse Me.}}

	===~~That show was just depressing~~===		===Thoughts on Moral Orel===
	{{Email\|From: Christopher Toonen <blaze.128@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Christopher Toonen <blaze.128@hotmail.com>

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	{{EmailReply\|I have watched the show, and it is okay.}}		{{EmailReply\|I have watched the show, and it is okay.}}

	===~~Tampons are definitely family-friendly~~===		===Censorship Hypocrisy===
	{{Email\|From: Sam Donovan <hersuri@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Sam Donovan <hersuri@gmail.com>
	Chris, on Page 35 of [[Sonichu 10\|Sonichu Issue 10]], you have no qualms about censoring the word "damn". But a page later, you show [[Rosechu]] putting in a tampon. Can you explain this descrepency? I'm certain parents would be worried more about such adult content rather than the word "damn". I don't this content is suitable for kids!}}		Chris, on Page 35 of [[Sonichu 10\|Sonichu Issue 10]], you have no qualms about censoring the word "damn". But a page later, you show [[Rosechu]] putting in a tampon. Can you explain this descrepency '''[sic]'''? I'm certain parents would be worried more about such adult content rather than the word "damn". I don't this content is suitable for kids!}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, DRAWING someone sitting on a TOILET is Non-Offensive, and we are NOT seeing her putting in a Tampon; SHE ONLY STATES THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN SHE WAS BEING CAUGHT ON FILM.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, DRAWING someone sitting on a TOILET is Non-Offensive, and we are NOT seeing her putting in a Tampon; SHE ONLY STATES THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN SHE WAS BEING CAUGHT ON FILM.}}

	===~~Lovely Weather, on the other hand, is not a joke~~===		===2-D Love and Meg Griffin===
	{{Email\|From: apittanceoftime@gmail.com		{{Email\|From: apittanceoftime@gmail.com

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	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==
	===~~If Chris cares so little, why does he keep making videos about it?~~===		===Claim That Sonichu is Derivative of Asperchu===
	{{Email\|From: Krayt Soto <kraytsoto@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Krayt Soto <kraytsoto@gmail.com>
	Hello Christian,		Hello Christian,
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	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
	===~~History is unkind~~===		===Chris's Birthday/Holiday, the Nazi Party, and Communism===
	{{Email\|From: Philip Dorchester <theauthority@email.org>		{{Email\|From: Philip Dorchester <theauthority@email.org>

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	Phil Dorchester}}		Phil Dorchester}}

	===~~Detective work~~===		===Logical Discrepancies Regarding Magi-chan===
	{{Email\|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

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	You probably don't care though, so long as they get "DA HOMOS".}}		You probably don't care though, so long as they get "DA HOMOS".}}

	===~~Remember,~~ Chris ~~is TRUE~~ and ~~HONEST~~===		===Exposing Chris's Lies and Threat of Damnation===
	{{Email\|From: Hank Thomas <hankyouverymuch30@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Hank Thomas <hankyouverymuch30@yahoo.com>

	I was reading the mailbag and was appalled by something you wrote. You stated you not only lied to your [[father]], but also directly disobeyed his wishes by not taking down the videos of HIS [[house]] (not your house; he's the one who pays the bills, you're just the lazy bum he permits to live under his roof out of pity for your mental retardation). You're a bad son and, worse, a bad Christian. You will go to Hell for breaking the Fifth Commandment if you don't atone for your sins (this means fulfilling your father's wishes and taking the videos down, not just emptily apologizing through prayer). Have a nice day.}}		I was reading the mailbag and was appalled by something you wrote. You stated you not only lied to your [[father]], but also directly disobeyed his wishes by not taking down the videos of HIS [[house]] (not your house; he's the one who pays the bills, you're just the lazy bum he permits to live under his roof out of pity for your mental retardation). You're a bad son and, worse, a bad Christian. You will go to Hell for breaking the Fifth Commandment if you don't atone for your sins (this means fulfilling your father's wishes and taking the videos down, not just emptily apologizing through prayer). Have a nice day.}}

	===~~It was time for that 10 years ago~~===		===Reconsidering Asperchu===
	{{Email\|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>

	Chris, maybe it's time you've actually looked at Asperchu from a light other than THIS COMIC SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SAWN-NEE-CHOO. Maybe it's time to grow up, you fucking dimwit.}}		Chris, maybe it's time you've actually looked at Asperchu from a light other than THIS COMIC SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SAWN-NEE-CHOO. Maybe it's time to grow up, you fucking dimwit.}}

	===~~In which Chris deletes a heartfelt speech~~===		===Cruelty Toward Leary===
	{{Email\|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>		{{Email\|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Zorakirby: Undo revision 198090 by Gay lord (talk) Please ban this "Gay lord" person for vandalism

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The cosmos: Add [sic] to "curiousity"

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Add [sic] to "curiousity"

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	Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.		Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.

	Out of curiousity I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.		Out of curiousity [sic] I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.

	- Caleb}}		- Caleb}}

Asperhes at 21:32, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 36''' was uploaded by [[Cwcipedia]]'s Sysop on 9 [[January 2010]] and answered ~~12 January 2010~~.		'''Mailbag 36''' was uploaded by [[Cwcipedia]]'s Sysop on 9 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 12th.

	The case of Mailbags 36 though 39 is an odd one. [[Chris]] was already in a bad mood when he started answering letters, largely due to the [[Asperchu]] ads covering the CWCipedia. As he tried to rush through the 4 mailbags marathon style, what he created was less of a series of answers, and more of a real-time picture of Chris having an emotional breakdown. Letters were deleted with increasing frequency, answers became shorter, ruder, and relied more on ALL CAPS ~~until~~ he finally quit on [[Mailbag 39]] to vent his frustrations [[12 January 2010\|by screaming like a child.]]		The case of Mailbags 36 though 39 is an odd one. [[Chris]] was already in a bad mood when he started answering letters, largely due to the [[Asperchu]] ads covering the CWCipedia. As he tried to rush through the four mailbags marathon-style, what he created was less of a series of answers, and more of a real-time picture of Chris having an emotional breakdown. Letters were deleted with increasing frequency; answers became shorter, ruder, and relied more on ALL CAPS; and he finally quit on [[Mailbag 39]] to vent his frustrations [[12 January 2010\|by screaming like a child.]]

	Part one of this four-part epic touched on a number of subjects. Notable among them was Chris excusing his (imaginary) infidelity by treating advances from a girl as though they ~~are~~ a brute force of nature, unstoppable and beyond comprehension. He also defended some of his more tasteless drawings, defended his joblessness (going so far as to claim that a [[Charlottesville, VA\|college town]] with a large amount of development and construction ~~has~~ no openings), failed to respond to a letter about his inability to write, and deleted a very sincere appeal from a former True and Honest fan.		Part one of this four-part epic touched on a number of subjects. Notable among them was Chris excusing his (imaginary) infidelity by treating advances from a girl as though they were a brute force of nature, unstoppable and beyond comprehension. He also defended some of his more tasteless drawings, defended his joblessness (going so far as to claim that a [[Charlottesville, VA\|college town]] with a large amount of development and construction had no openings), failed to respond to a letter about his inability to write, and deleted a very sincere appeal from a former True and Honest fan.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 17:49, 3 November 2011

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	Yours in christ,		Yours in christ,

	Krayt Soto }}		Krayt Soto}}
	{{EmailReply\|Read MY Terms of use Section and MY Copyright Registration; SONICHU and Rosechu have been Around since March, 2000; Asperchu is HIS CRAPPY FANFIC OF WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.}}		{{EmailReply\|Read MY Terms of use Section and MY Copyright Registration; SONICHU and Rosechu have been Around since March, 2000; Asperchu is HIS CRAPPY FANFIC OF WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.}}

LucidFox at 04:42, 11 August 2011

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