Mailbag 39 - Revision history

Makuchi at 18:49, 10 August 2024

2024-08-10T18:49:49Z

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	God bless and have a nice day.}}		God bless and have a nice day.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Celebrating the day is nice. Yet, and I mean no offense, but your card is NOT GOOD; To promote Platonic Relationships, FEMALES need to be in there PLAYING WITH EACH MALE. Please correct the error. PLUS, PLEASE REMOVE that [[Asperchu]]; HE IS NOT MINE! Plus, DO NOT MAKE ANY CHARACTER LOOK [[retarded\|RETARDED]]. I am sorry.}}		{{EmailReply\|Celebrating the day is nice. Yet, and I mean no offense, but your card is NOT GOOD; To promote Platonic Relationships, FEMALES need to be in there PLAYING WITH EACH [[MALE]]. Please correct the error. PLUS, PLEASE REMOVE that [[Asperchu]]; HE IS NOT MINE! Plus, DO NOT MAKE ANY CHARACTER LOOK [[retarded\|RETARDED]]. I am sorry.}}

	===Whores whores whores===		===Whores whores whores===

Rtucker913: /* Gone Forever */

2021-09-15T02:07:29Z

Gone Forever

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	Yours in Christ,		Yours in Christ,

	[[~~{{w~~\|Vidkun Quisling}}}}		[[wikipedia:Vidkun Quisling\|Vidkun Quisling]]}}

	===On Chris's total lack of sorrow.===		===On Chris's total lack of sorrow.===

Superspongebobbros at 00:13, 7 October 2020

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	===In which Chris refers to a man buying his underage son a whore as "good news"===		===In which Chris refers to a man buying his underage son a whore as "good news"===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson}} <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

	Chris,		Chris,
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	===The internet never forgets===		===The internet never forgets===
	{{Email\|From: It's ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Gendo Ikari\|Gendo]] <shinji.you.suck@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: It's {{w\|Gendo Ikari\|Gendo}} <shinji.you.suck@gmail.com>

	At some point in your life, you were told to memorize a sequence of nine numbers. These numbers, much like the [[Sonichu Balls]], unlock great opportunity in life -- as long as you remember what they are, of course. Your TRUE and LOYAL fanbase knows you have some trouble memorizing numbers, though. Why not put it on the internet? The internet never forgets anything. This might help you out later...		At some point in your life, you were told to memorize a sequence of nine numbers. These numbers, much like the [[Sonichu Balls]], unlock great opportunity in life -- as long as you remember what they are, of course. Your TRUE and LOYAL fanbase knows you have some trouble memorizing numbers, though. Why not put it on the internet? The internet never forgets anything. This might help you out later...
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	Hello from a faithful reader!		Hello from a faithful reader!

	I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Soggy biscuit\|soggy biscuits]].		I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine {{w\|Soggy biscuit\|soggy biscuits}}.

	I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.		I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.
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	===Dude, chill===		===Dude, chill===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Chang Yu-sheng\|Chang Yu]] <drchangyu@yahoo.ca>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Chang Yu-sheng\|Chang Yu}} <drchangyu@yahoo.ca>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

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	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
	===Mass murdering does not strike me as terribly kind===		===Mass murdering does not strike me as terribly kind===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Puyo Puyo\|puyopuyo~~]][[Wikipedia:~~Puyo Puyo Tsu\|tsu]]@thegame.com		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Puyo Puyo\|puyopuyo}}{{w\|Puyo Puyo Tsu\|tsu}} @thegame.com
	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

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	Yours in Christ,		Yours in Christ,

	[[~~Wikipedia:Vidkun_Quisling~~\|Vidkun Quisling]]}}		[[{{w\|Vidkun Quisling}}}}

	===On Chris's total lack of sorrow.===		===On Chris's total lack of sorrow.===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Quincy Magoo\|Magoo]]		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Quincy Magoo\|Magoo}}

	Chris, here is how a normal apology goes:		Chris, here is how a normal apology goes:

The cosmos: add [sic] to "dilemna"

2016-05-26T03:14:36Z

add [sic] to "dilemna"

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	Sarah Lutt}}		Sarah Lutt}}
	{{EmailReply\|I am sorry for your child's dilemna. I do not know either at the moment.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am sorry for your child's dilemna [sic]. I do not know either at the moment.}}

	===In which Chris dives deep into denial===		===In which Chris dives deep into denial===

Asperhes at 21:39, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 39''' was added to the [[CWCipedia]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] started answering it on the same day as the fourth and final part of his Mailbag Marathon which started with [[Mailbag 36]]. He got halfway through before quitting in order to [[12 January 2010#Part 2\|scream into his camera]] and (presumably) crash into slumber. He answered the rest on ~~15 January 2010~~.		'''Mailbag 39''' was added to the [[CWCipedia]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] started answering it on the same day as the fourth and final part of his Mailbag Marathon which started with [[Mailbag 36]]. He got halfway through before quitting in order to [[12 January 2010#Part 2\|scream into his camera]] and (presumably) crash into slumber. He answered the rest on the 15th.

	Chris's habit of deleting ~~e-mails~~ without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.		Chris's habit of deleting emails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.

	It should ~~also~~ be noted that Chris ~~has~~ replied to ~~Molly's~~ question (would ~~you~~ have sex with a prostitute) with "no comment". In one of the previous Mailbags, Chris stated that he wanted his first time to be True and Honest. It's odd ~~how~~ he didn't have a similar answer ~~to Molly's question~~. This might have been the early signs of Chris eventually becoming desperate enough to lose his virginity to a whore.		It should be noted that Chris replied to a question about whether he would have sex with a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]] with "no comment." In one of the previous Mailbags, Chris stated that he wanted his first time to be True and Honest. It's odd that he didn't have a similar answer this time. This might have been the early signs of Chris eventually becoming desperate enough to lose his virginity to a whore.

	Chris is also ~~not as big a~~ Family Guy ~~fan as he claims to be, as~~ in ~~the episode asked about, it is hinted at that~~ Meg~~'s future is not changed and she will still get~~ a sex change.		Chris also seemed desperate to erase from reality the Family Guy storyline in which Meg gets a sex change.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Thsprppr: Update

2013-11-09T12:03:25Z

Update

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	Chris's habit of deleting e-mails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.		Chris's habit of deleting e-mails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.

	It should also be noted that Chris has replied to Molly's question (would you have sex with a prostitute) with "no comment". In one of the previous Mailbags, Chris stated that he wanted his first time to be True and Honest. It's odd how he didn't have a similar answer to Molly's question. This ~~suggests that~~ Chris ~~might just be~~ desperate enough to lose his virginity to a whore.		It should also be noted that Chris has replied to Molly's question (would you have sex with a prostitute) with "no comment". In one of the previous Mailbags, Chris stated that he wanted his first time to be True and Honest. It's odd how he didn't have a similar answer to Molly's question. This might have been the early signs of Chris eventually becoming desperate enough to lose his virginity to a whore.

	Chris is also not as big a Family Guy fan as he claims to be, as in the episode asked about, it is hinted at that Meg's future is not changed and she will still get a sex change.		Chris is also not as big a Family Guy fan as he claims to be, as in the episode asked about, it is hinted at that Meg's future is not changed and she will still get a sex change.

Eamoo: /* Because guys should never have fun with other guys */

2012-05-06T12:44:42Z

Because guys should never have fun with other guys

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	Hello from a faithful reader!		Hello from a faithful reader!

	I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine soggy biscuits.		I was reading the latest issue of Sonichu to my son, (a practice fast becoming tradition in my family!), and we both ended up quite taken by your idea of Christian Love Day. It's values of unbridled platonic friendship have truly touched our souls, and needless to say my family will join in the celebration! We're basing our festivities around your favorite things, so we plan on spending the day watching Family Guy, drinking refreshing Pepsi and eating some fine [[Wikipedia:Soggy biscuit\|soggy biscuits]].

	I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.		I have also gone to the trouble of making a "friendship card", which will be passed around to my church group and my sons' preschool in order to spread the word - I just want to get your approval on the design first! I've attached it to this email - on the inside I plan on putting one of your many sage quotes along with a link to the cwcipedia.
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	God bless and have a nice day.}}		God bless and have a nice day.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Celebrating the day is nice. Yet, and I mean no offense, but your card is NOT GOOD; To promote Platonic Relationships, FEMALES need to be in there PLAYING WITH EACH MALE. Please correct the error. PLUS, PLEASE REMOVE that Asperchu; HE IS NOT MINE! Plus, DO NOT MAKE ANY CHARACTER LOOK [[retarded\|RETARDED]]. I am sorry.}}		{{EmailReply\|Celebrating the day is nice. Yet, and I mean no offense, but your card is NOT GOOD; To promote Platonic Relationships, FEMALES need to be in there PLAYING WITH EACH MALE. Please correct the error. PLUS, PLEASE REMOVE that [[Asperchu]]; HE IS NOT MINE! Plus, DO NOT MAKE ANY CHARACTER LOOK [[retarded\|RETARDED]]. I am sorry.}}

	===Whores whores whores===		===Whores whores whores===

Trombonista at 20:45, 2 December 2011

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	Just curious what your goals are.}}		Just curious what your goals are.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Granted in what you have described, I am currently uncertain of my goals there at the moment. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Granted in what you have described, I am currently uncertain of my goals there at the moment. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason===		===In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason===

Trombonista at 17:56, 3 November 2011

2011-11-03T17:56:23Z

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	Yours in God		Yours in God

	Nick }}		Nick}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, that me and Ivy thing, it was REAL for a time, but THEN SHE DID DIE FOR REAL. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT? Draw MYSELF DYING and loving her in Heaven? A: Stay with me, I will do better, I promise. B: Do not abandon your Fan Club. C: Forget that Thing; HE IS a parody.}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, that me and Ivy thing, it was REAL for a time, but THEN SHE DID DIE FOR REAL. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT? Draw MYSELF DYING and loving her in Heaven? A: Stay with me, I will do better, I promise. B: Do not abandon your Fan Club. C: Forget that Thing; HE IS a parody.}}

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	Mike}}		Mike}}
	{{EmailReply\|Well, I'm glad to hear some good news (for a change at the moment). My advice for your son is just to be himself; use a condom for just in case; let HER lead and follow. I offer my personal congratulations and wish y'all good luck and God's blessings. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, I'm glad to hear some good news (for a change at the moment). My advice for your son is just to be himself; use a condom for just in case; let HER lead and follow. I offer my personal congratulations and wish y'all good luck and God's blessings. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===In which Chris calls someone an arrogant idiot without irony===		===In which Chris calls someone an arrogant idiot without irony===
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	Anthony}}		Anthony}}
	{{EmailReply\|My parents like the comic series. Not really. They do not have too many friends to brag to, plus they mostly stay at home. I am a celebrity, yet I am still a person. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|My parents like the comic series. Not really. They do not have too many friends to brag to, plus they mostly stay at home. I am a celebrity, yet I am still a person. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:20, 13 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===The internet never forgets===		===The internet never forgets===
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	{{EmailReply\|I'll come back to you the next time I am answering a mailbag.}}		{{EmailReply\|I'll come back to you the next time I am answering a mailbag.}}
	''On 15 January 2010, Chris lazily answered:''		''On 15 January 2010, Chris lazily answered:''
	{{EmailReply\|Your Questions will be copied/pasted and Answered in the [[Common Questions\|FAQ Section]]; please look there for your answers. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Your Questions will be copied/pasted and Answered in the [[Common Questions\|FAQ Section]]; please look there for your answers. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Chris originally linked "FAQ Section" to his answered questions page. We have re purposed the link to go to our mirror of that page.''		''Chris originally linked "FAQ Section" to his answered questions page. We have re purposed the link to go to our mirror of that page.''

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	So in a recent comic you met up with Meg from Family Guy and you clearly like her. However, according to Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, she gets a sex change later on and becomes a male named Ron. You could say that Stewie changing the future would have prevented but at the end she meets a guy named Ron and hints that she likes that name. Also, transsexuals can't be changed according to most psychologists and the only way to make them feel happy is to let them to transition to their true gender.		So in a recent comic you met up with Meg from Family Guy and you clearly like her. However, according to Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, she gets a sex change later on and becomes a male named Ron. You could say that Stewie changing the future would have prevented but at the end she meets a guy named Ron and hints that she likes that name. Also, transsexuals can't be changed according to most psychologists and the only way to make them feel happy is to let them to transition to their true gender.

	You are obviously not a homosexual, so I was wondering what you will do about this situation when it comes up. }}		You are obviously not a homosexual, so I was wondering what you will do about this situation when it comes up.}}
	{{EmailReply\|That was ONE possible Future, and IT was CHANGED after Stewie stopped the tower from falling. Meg never gets a gender change EVER.}}		{{EmailReply\|That was ONE possible Future, and IT was CHANGED after Stewie stopped the tower from falling. Meg never gets a gender change EVER.}}

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	Thanks for reading this humble missive, and remember not to feed [[Barb]] after midnight!		Thanks for reading this humble missive, and remember not to feed [[Barb]] after midnight!

	- Cadpig, Asperchu's #1 Fan }}		- Cadpig, Asperchu's #1 Fan}}

	===See, it's funny because it's true!===		===See, it's funny because it's true!===

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

2011-08-09T18:18:25Z

table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 39''' was added to the [[CWCipedia]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] started answering it on the same day as the fourth and final part of his Mailbag Marathon which started with [[Mailbag 36]]. He got halfway through before quitting in order to [[12 January 2010#Part 2\|scream into his camera]] and (presumably) crash into slumber. He answered the rest on 15 January 2010.		'''Mailbag 39''' was added to the [[CWCipedia]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] started answering it on the same day as the fourth and final part of his Mailbag Marathon which started with [[Mailbag 36]]. He got halfway through before quitting in order to [[12 January 2010#Part 2\|scream into his camera]] and (presumably) crash into slumber. He answered the rest on 15 January 2010.

	Chris's habit of deleting e-mails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.		Chris's habit of deleting e-mails without saving backups hit a fever pitch in this one.