Mailbag 4 - Revision history

Ray The Soda Guy: format fix.

2023-08-06T19:10:01Z

format fix.

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	===Hail Satan===		===Hail Satan===
	[[File:Satan.jpg\|thumb\|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]		[[File:Satan.jpg\|thumb\|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]
	{{Email\|From: ~~{w\|~~Samael~~}} {{w\|Lucifer\|~~Morningstar}} <samlmorningstar@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [//https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer Samael Morningstar] <samlmorningstar@gmail.com>
	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

Superspongebobbros at 18:08, 6 October 2020

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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,

	~~[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips~~\|Todd Phillips]]}}		{{w\|Todd Phillips}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,

	~~[[Wikipedia:~~Rocky IV\|Ivan Drago]].}}		{{w\|Rocky IV\|Ivan Drago}}.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I bench about [[51 50\|50 to 100 lbs]]. Steroids are Bad; get off them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I bench about [[51 50\|50 to 100 lbs]]. Steroids are Bad; get off them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

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	===Hail Satan===		===Hail Satan===
	[[File:Satan.jpg\|thumb\|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]		[[File:Satan.jpg\|thumb\|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Samael\|~~Samael]] [[Wikipedia:~~Lucifer\|Morningstar]] <samlmorningstar@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {w\|Samael}} {{w\|Lucifer\|Morningstar}} <samlmorningstar@gmail.com>
	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

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	===Chris the sellout===		===Chris the sellout===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Joseph Stalin\|Sexy Joe Stalin]] <sexy.joe.stalin@live.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Joseph Stalin\|Sexy Joe Stalin}} <sexy.joe.stalin@live.com>
	Chris,		Chris,
	What happened to the Sonichu I used to love?		What happened to the Sonichu I used to love?
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	===Gabe Newell: white knight===		===Gabe Newell: white knight===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell~~\|Gabe Newell]] <gaben1962@hotmail.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Gabe Newell}} <gaben1962@hotmail.co.uk>

	Hello Christian, this is Gabe.		Hello Christian, this is Gabe.

Asperhes at 18:50, 8 December 2015

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	While originally slated to be answered on the 26th, [[Chris]] opted to wait until the 27th. As expected, Chris moved several letters to the [[Rejected Mailbag]]. Unexpectedly, he then answered some of the moved letters anyway. His responses continue to be very short, bordering on completely useless.		While originally slated to be answered on the 26th, [[Chris]] opted to wait until the 27th. As expected, Chris moved several letters to the [[Rejected Mailbag]]. Unexpectedly, he then answered some of the moved letters anyway. His responses continue to be very short, bordering on completely useless.

	Highlights from this batch include Chris continuing to refuse that [[Aspergers]] is anything like ~~High Functioning~~ [[~~Autism~~]], stating outright that he ~~was~~ "~~Close~~ minded on the subject"~~, his pathetic rationalization for all the sinful things he does to~~ a young Christian girl, and a completely insane lesson on imaginary anatomy.		Highlights from this batch include Chris continuing to refuse that [[Aspergers]] is anything like high-functioning [[autism]], stating outright that he is "close minded on the subject," discussing strap-ons with a young Christian girl, and giving a completely insane lesson on imaginary anatomy.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes: /* Creative writing */

2015-10-22T10:50:55Z

Creative writing

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	1. Have you ever considered taking a creative writing courses?		1. Have you ever considered taking a creative writing courses?

	2. What is your favorite Goosebumps story? Mine is the one where the		2. What is your favorite [[Goosebumps]] story? Mine is the one where the
	guy turns into a bee.}}		guy turns into a bee.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

Alan Pardew: /* Why Chris hates pickles */

2014-07-22T13:08:06Z

Why Chris hates pickles

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	Have a great day and please respond.}}		Have a great day and please respond.}}
	{{EmailReply\|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck\|dicks]]; even more disgusting. [[~~Bigotry~~\|Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother.]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck\|dicks]]; even more disgusting. [[Homos\|Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother.]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===		===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===

Ty Delle at 14:10, 21 July 2014

2014-07-21T14:10:05Z

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	Dr. Michael Parker}}		Dr. Michael Parker}}
	{{EmailReply\|Tell your nurses I said thank you. I still do not care to look; I am closed-minded on the topic of the two being same, because THEY ARE NOT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Tell your nurses I said thank you. I still do not care to look; I am [[Naive\|closed]][[Slow-in-the-mind\|-minded]] on the topic of the two being same, because THEY ARE NOT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===More hypocrisy===		===More hypocrisy===
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	Eric Aguirre}}		Eric Aguirre}}
	{{EmailReply\|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; [[Chris and Hypocrisy\|every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Hail Satan===		===Hail Satan===
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	Have a great day and please respond.}}		Have a great day and please respond.}}
	{{EmailReply\|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck\|dicks]]; even more disgusting. Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck\|dicks]]; even more disgusting. [[Bigotry\|Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother.]] --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===		===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===
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	thank you for reading my questions. sorry if there were a lot but i look forward to answers}}		thank you for reading my questions. sorry if there were a lot but i look forward to answers}}
	{{EmailReply\|Yes, I will continue to answer the fanmail in the mailbag often. Unfortunately it does not exist yet, but I am in talks with the videogame companies to get it started. Neither Nun were lesbian; they are just like most Nuns, withdrawn from sex and married to God. Rosechu was wearing a strap-on in that drawing, of which I was blackmailed into doing a few months ago, and HOW do YOU think you were created to be born; Your Mom and Dad Had Sex to create you. Sex, regardless of positions or accessories, between man and woman is okay and natural. Rosechu temporarily turned into a wild beast, and she would not have been thinking when she did that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Yes, I will continue to answer the fanmail in the mailbag often. Unfortunately it does not exist yet, but I am in talks with the videogame companies to get it started. Neither Nun were lesbian; they are just like most Nuns, withdrawn from sex and married to God. Rosechu was wearing a strap-on in that drawing, of which I was blackmailed into doing a few months ago, and HOW do YOU think you were created to be born; Your Mom and Dad Had Sex to create you. Sex, regardless of positions or accessories, between man and woman is okay and natural. Rosechu temporarily turned into a [[Chris and anger\|wild beast]], and she would not have been thinking when she did that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Chris the sellout===		===Chris the sellout===
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	Hello Christian, this is Gabe.		Hello Christian, this is Gabe.

	Some friends of mine showed me your 'Sonichu' creation during my second lunch break at work yesterday, and I felt it necesarry to inform you that despite what you may think, Sonichu is not an original character.		Some friends of mine showed me your 'Sonichu' creation during my second lunch break at work yesterday, and I felt it necesarry to inform you that despite what you may think, [[Things Chris has ripped off\|Sonichu is not an original character]].

	First, Sonichu is an amalgamation of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and nothing more. He is not original, nor can you copyright his image. Nor will you ever be able to sell 'official' Sonichu merchandise- to do that would land you in a lawsuit for copyright infringement. Second, SEGA and [[Nintendo]] will never, ever make a Sonichu game with, or for you. No matter how many 'fans' you may have, this will never change. You have been made aware of this fact many times before, yet you refuse to acknowledge it. And finally, for someone who is searching for a 'boyfriend-free girl', as you say, you are going the wrong way about it. Girls aren't interested in guys in their late twenties who live with their parents and live off of taxpayer's money. They aren't interested in guys who spend most of their time playing video games, drawing comics, and playing with transformer toys, especially when their bedroom is full of said toys and smells strange. And, they aren't interested in your Sonichu necklace. You aren't going to find anyone if you continue iving as you are now. And, if you intend to care for a wife and daughter, as you do, you must get a real job. Drawing Sonichu comics is not a real job. Doing chores is not a real job. Neither is stacking shelves in a supermarket.		First, Sonichu is an amalgamation of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and nothing more. He is not original, nor can you copyright his image. Nor will you ever be able to sell 'official' Sonichu merchandise- to do that would land you in a lawsuit for copyright infringement. Second, SEGA and [[Nintendo]] will never, ever make a Sonichu game with, or for you. No matter how many 'fans' you may have, this will never change. You have been made aware of this fact many times before, yet you refuse to acknowledge it. And finally, for someone who is searching for a 'boyfriend-free girl', as you say, you are going the wrong way about it. Girls aren't interested in guys in their late twenties who live with their parents and live off of taxpayer's money. They aren't interested in guys who spend most of their time playing video games, drawing comics, and playing with transformer toys, especially when their bedroom is full of said toys and smells strange. And, they aren't interested in your Sonichu necklace. You aren't going to find anyone if you continue iving as you are now. And, if you intend to care for a wife and daughter, as you do, you must get a real job. Drawing Sonichu comics is not a real job. Doing [[chores]] is not a real job. Neither is stacking shelves in a supermarket.

	If you want to change, you must put away Sonichu, and find a source of income instead of waiting for the welfare check to arrive every month. Then, I suggest finding a new place to live; you can't live with mom and dad forever.		If you want to change, you must put away Sonichu, and find a source of income instead of waiting for the welfare check to arrive every month. Then, I suggest finding a new place to live; you can't live with mom and dad forever.

Dynamic Dragon: /* Dissociative identity */

2012-12-12T18:28:08Z

Dissociative identity

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	{{Email\|From: distraction@mail.org		{{Email\|From: distraction@mail.org
	Hey! I have some questions about you as a person, rather than my previous questions which were sonichu-related.		Hey! I have some questions about you as a person, rather than my previous questions which were sonichu-related.
	1. In a video around august, you seemed to have another personality, [[christopher]]. Have you been diagnosed with split personality disorder? You've seemed pretty healthy since, as if the split personality has been forgotten. Is he still there? has he been fixed? Some people were telling me it was a lie but I think they're just trolls. Still, they make me worry :( If it was a lie, come out and tell us, Chris! Your fans will forgive you, we know you're the warrior of truth and honesty :)		1. In a video around august, you seemed to have another personality, [[Christopher's name change\|christopher]]. Have you been diagnosed with split personality disorder? You've seemed pretty healthy since, as if the split personality has been forgotten. Is he still there? has he been fixed? Some people were telling me it was a lie but I think they're just trolls. Still, they make me worry :( If it was a lie, come out and tell us, Chris! Your fans will forgive you, we know you're the warrior of truth and honesty :)

	2.I found some documents that say you used to take anger management classes when you were in piedmont virginia community college. I have anger problems myself but can't afford the classes, can you tell me what the anger management classes were like and methods you use to de-[[stress]]?		2.I found some documents that say you used to take anger management classes when you were in piedmont virginia community college. I have anger problems myself but can't afford the classes, can you tell me what the anger management classes were like and methods you use to de-[[stress]]?

Balci at 00:57, 20 March 2012

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	===Controlling guns===		===Controlling guns===
	[[Image:BustACap.jpg\|thumb\|Chris, controlling his gun.]]		[[Image:BustACap.jpg\|thumb\|Chris, controlling his gun.]]
	{{Email\|From: ~~Oddbjørn Hayrettin Bjørkeng~~ <oddbjoernbalci@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: <oddbjoernbalci@gmail.com>
	What's your opinion on gun control?		What's your opinion on gun control?

Trombonista at 19:10, 16 December 2011

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	2. What is your favorite Goosebumps story? Mine is the one where the		2. What is your favorite Goosebumps story? Mine is the one where the
	guy turns into a bee.		guy turns into a bee.}}
	}}
	{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

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	Once again, thank you very much- I'm your biggest fan : D		Once again, thank you very much- I'm your biggest fan : D
	Garfunkel		Garfunkel
	Head of the northern ireland-based sonichu fanclub		Head of the northern ireland-based sonichu fanclub}}
	}}
	{{EmailReply\|It was a [[lie]] to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]. I did take and anger management class; it was like any circle-group class. Take a deep breath or two, count your blessings, don't let the minuscule things bother you, and take it one moment at a time. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|It was a [[lie]] to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]. I did take and anger management class; it was like any circle-group class. Take a deep breath or two, count your blessings, don't let the minuscule things bother you, and take it one moment at a time. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

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	Eric Aguirre		Eric Aguirre}}
	}}
	{{EmailReply\|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

Trombonista at 20:14, 2 December 2011

2011-12-02T20:14:21Z

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	Trent Larson}}		Trent Larson}}
	{{EmailReply\|Congratulations; may [[God and Jesus]] continue to bless you in your success. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Congratulations; may [[God and Jesus]] continue to bless you in your success. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid===		===Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid===
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	{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD\|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Self-Help Books===		===Self-Help Books===
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	{{EmailReply\|I am uncertain.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am uncertain.}}
	''This was later changed to:''		''This was later changed to:''
	{{EmailReply\|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Ass-kissing and ass-kicking===		===Ass-kissing and ass-kicking===
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	So anyway, I'm not really that good at writing long e-mails so I'll just leave it at that. Thanks for all the comics so far!		So anyway, I'm not really that good at writing long e-mails so I'll just leave it at that. Thanks for all the comics so far!

	~ Josh }}		~ Josh}}
	{{EmailReply\|It's okay, thank you for your submission.}}		{{EmailReply\|It's okay, thank you for your submission.}}

	===Why no backgrounds===		===Why no backgrounds===
	{{Email\|From: Steve Steve <2xevets@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Steve Steve <2xevets@gmail.com>
	Hey Christian! I really like Sonichu, but there's one thing about it that kinda bugs me - the fact that there's no backgrounds on some of the pages. How is anybody supposed to know what's going on if the characters are just sort of standing in a white void all the time? }}		Hey Christian! I really like Sonichu, but there's one thing about it that kinda bugs me - the fact that there's no backgrounds on some of the pages. How is anybody supposed to know what's going on if the characters are just sort of standing in a white void all the time?}}
	{{EmailReply\|I give the background reference just before that piece of the story, so it should be obvious where they are; just go back a page or two.}}		{{EmailReply\|I give the background reference just before that piece of the story, so it should be obvious where they are; just go back a page or two.}}

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	Do you have any plans to visit any American anime conventions in the coming year, like Animazement or Otakon or Anime Mid-Atlantic? It seems like that might be a good way to meet and interact with your fans in person.		Do you have any plans to visit any American anime conventions in the coming year, like Animazement or Otakon or Anime Mid-Atlantic? It seems like that might be a good way to meet and interact with your fans in person.

	DFS. }}		DFS.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I am thinking about it.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am thinking about it.}}

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	-Samael Morningstar}}		-Samael Morningstar}}
	{{EmailReply\|I disagree with your idea; I am comfortable with my religion, and I do not plan on changing it ever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I disagree with your idea; I am comfortable with my religion, and I do not plan on changing it ever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==