Mailbag 40 - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 15:47, 12 December 2025

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	{{Email\|From: kid{{w\|The Cosby Show\|cosby}}8557@aol.com		{{Email\|From: kid{{w\|The Cosby Show\|cosby}}8557@aol.com
	You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive ~~[[Niggos\|~~African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}		You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive African-American character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}		{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}

Rtucker913 at 02:14, 15 September 2021

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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I am a nurse at {{University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital}}. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.		I am a nurse at [[wikipedia:University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.

	Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.		Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.

Rtucker913: /* Answered */

2021-09-15T02:13:28Z

Answered

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	===In which Chris throws away a fortune===		===In which Chris throws away a fortune===
	{{Email\|From: ~~{{w\|~~Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>		{{Email\|From: [[wikipedia:Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,
	I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.		I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.

Superspongebobbros at 00:17, 7 October 2020

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	===In which Chris throws away a fortune===		===In which Chris throws away a fortune===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,
	I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.		I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.
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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I am a nurse at ~~[[Wikipedia:~~University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.		I am a nurse at {{University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital}}. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.

	Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.		Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.
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	Hey Chris, just writing to let you know that I and the rest of the true fans are behind you on this whole Asperchu thing. That is why I have taken the liberty of creating a [[parody]] of my own, Downschu, whose picture I have enclosed.		Hey Chris, just writing to let you know that I and the rest of the true fans are behind you on this whole Asperchu thing. That is why I have taken the liberty of creating a [[parody]] of my own, Downschu, whose picture I have enclosed.

	Downschu is a STRAIGHT electric hedgehog pokemon, who along with his girlfriend, Low Functioning Autistic Rosechu [not pictured], and friends such as ~~[[Wikipedia:Progeria~~\|Progeria]] [[Punchy]] [not pictured] and [[Magi-chan\|Magichan]] with ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Tourette syndrome\|Tourettes]] [pictured, but invisible], help to spread the word that Sonichu and his creator Christian Weston Chandler are STRAIGHT, and that Asperchu is a slanderous mockery to all electric hedgehog pokemon who should be put against the wall with all the other "undesirables". Thanks!		Downschu is a STRAIGHT electric hedgehog pokemon, who along with his girlfriend, Low Functioning Autistic Rosechu [not pictured], and friends such as {{w\|Progeria}} [[Punchy]] [not pictured] and [[Magi-chan\|Magichan]] with {{w\|Tourette syndrome\|Tourettes}} [pictured, but invisible], help to spread the word that Sonichu and his creator Christian Weston Chandler are STRAIGHT, and that Asperchu is a slanderous mockery to all electric hedgehog pokemon who should be put against the wall with all the other "undesirables". Thanks!

	P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}		P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}
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	{{Email\|From: kid~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Cosby Show\|cosby]]8557@aol.com		{{Email\|From: kid{{w\|The Cosby Show\|cosby}}8557@aol.com
	You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos\|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}		You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos\|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}		{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}

4CentUser: /* If he hadn't bolded it, we might not have noticed */ opinion

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If he hadn't bolded it, we might not have noticed: opinion

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	Chicago, IL 60637, United States		Chicago, IL 60637, United States
	(773) 702-1000}}		(773) 702-1000}}
	''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, ~~that fucking prick~~ just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''		''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, Chris just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''

	{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

Asperhes at 21:41, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another ~~the~~ day ~~after~~. ~~Then, a~~ day after that, he answered (and deleted) the rest.		'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another a day later. A day after that, he answered (and deleted) the rest.

	This mailbag ~~also~~ had the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only 8 were ~~ever~~ answered. In this case, though, the deletions ~~are~~ not Chris's most shocking action. A ~~letter sent by a~~ nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying "consider a donation of a book or two". To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.		This mailbag had the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only eight were answered. In this case, though, the deletions were not Chris's most shocking action. A nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying he would "consider a donation of a book or two." To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.

	Other notable letters ~~include~~ Chris [[Chris and money\|throwing away a hypothetical billion dollars]], not understanding the difference between [[love]] and [[sex]], and the rather terrifying prospect of Chris adding a [[black]] character to compete with ~~Apserchu~~'s Jivin.		Other notable letters included Chris [[Chris and money\|throwing away a hypothetical billion dollars]], not understanding the difference between [[love]] and [[sex]], and the rather terrifying prospect of Chris adding a [[black]] character to compete with Asperchu's Jivin.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 20:46, 2 December 2011

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	~ A fan}}		~ A fan}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I DO understand Love; I was LOVED by my family and my friends, and I gave them respective love back in return. You are Stereotyping Me, and THAT, along with MISLABELING, I DO NOT APPRECIATE AT ALL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I DO understand Love; I was LOVED by my family and my friends, and I gave them respective love back in return. You are Stereotyping Me, and THAT, along with MISLABELING, I DO NOT APPRECIATE AT ALL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

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	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
	Ron Jeremy}}		Ron Jeremy}}
	{{EmailReply\|I would never commit to such a horrendous ace EVEN for a Billion Dollars. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I would never commit to such a horrendous ace EVEN for a Billion Dollars. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===If he hadn't bolded it, we might not have noticed===		===If he hadn't bolded it, we might not have noticed===
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	''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''		''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''

	{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Somehow Sonichu is still more offensive===		===Somehow Sonichu is still more offensive===
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	{{Email\|From: boogies1885@cheerful.com		{{Email\|From: boogies1885@cheerful.com
	I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}		I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}
	{{EmailReply\|'''Asperchu is NOT MINE; it belongs to Alec Benson Leary!''' And I have NO Association with that dude WHATSOEVER. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|'''Asperchu is NOT MINE; it belongs to Alec Benson Leary!''' And I have NO Association with that dude WHATSOEVER. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
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	Chris,		Chris,

	It's me, Steve. It's clear to me this relationship just isn't going to work, and you standing me up last night (1/12) was completely unacceptable!!! You certainly seemed interested enough when you contacted me through gaysinglesonline.com. After weeks of long, erotic Online sex chats and keeping in touch through email, YOU said TO ME that you wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I knew well enough that your family wouldn't understand and we would have to keep this as our little secret. You told me to meet you at Escafe in [[Charlottesville]] at 7:00. Guess what, I was there and WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? I sat there like an idiot for 3 hours waiting on you, calling your cell phone and getting no response until finally I just had enough and left. So now I'm pissed, and I don't care about our agreement to keep all this discreet. I'll let the whole world know! And by the way, if you don't want me giving all those videos you took of yourself jerking to my picture to the [[trolls]], you'd better have a damn good excuse for your behavior and answer this message!!!!! You just missed out on a great thing, Chris. Your not going to find many more guys willing to accept you for who you are. (Guy's with [[aspergers]] are my fetish.) }}		It's me, Steve. It's clear to me this relationship just isn't going to work, and you standing me up last night (1/12) was completely unacceptable!!! You certainly seemed interested enough when you contacted me through gaysinglesonline.com. After weeks of long, erotic Online sex chats and keeping in touch through email, YOU said TO ME that you wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I knew well enough that your family wouldn't understand and we would have to keep this as our little secret. You told me to meet you at Escafe in [[Charlottesville]] at 7:00. Guess what, I was there and WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? I sat there like an idiot for 3 hours waiting on you, calling your cell phone and getting no response until finally I just had enough and left. So now I'm pissed, and I don't care about our agreement to keep all this discreet. I'll let the whole world know! And by the way, if you don't want me giving all those videos you took of yourself jerking to my picture to the [[trolls]], you'd better have a damn good excuse for your behavior and answer this message!!!!! You just missed out on a great thing, Chris. Your not going to find many more guys willing to accept you for who you are. (Guy's with [[aspergers]] are my fetish.)}}

	===Simonchu swings both ways===		===Simonchu swings both ways===

Trombonista at 17:59, 3 November 2011

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Eamoo at 21:24, 9 October 2011

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BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another on 14 [[January 2010]]. Then a day later, he answered (and deleted) the rest.		'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another on 14 [[January 2010]]. Then a day later, he answered (and deleted) the rest.

	This mailbag also has the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only 8 were ever answered. In this case, though, the deletions are not Chris's most shocking action. A letter sent by a nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying "consider a donation of a book or two". To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.		This mailbag also has the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only 8 were ever answered. In this case, though, the deletions are not Chris's most shocking action. A letter sent by a nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying "consider a donation of a book or two". To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.

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	~ A fan}}		~ A fan}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I DO understand Love; I was LOVED by my family and my friends, and I gave them respective love back in return. You are Stereotyping Me, and THAT, along with MISLABELING, I DO NOT APPRECIATE AT ALL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I DO understand Love; I was LOVED by my family and my friends, and I gave them respective love back in return. You are Stereotyping Me, and THAT, along with MISLABELING, I DO NOT APPRECIATE AT ALL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

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	{{Email\|From: odnar@luukku.com		{{Email\|From: odnar@luukku.com

	In one of your mailbags, you inform us that [[CWCville]] has 10 soup hotels, each		In one of your mailbags, you inform us that [[CWCville]] has 10 soup hotels, each having 9 inhabitable floors with 10-20 rooms. I addition to this, your electric-hedgehog [[Pokémon]]s get aid of approximately 3500 bucks per couple.
	having 9 inhabitable floors with 10-20 rooms. I addition to this, your
	electric-hedgehog [[Pokémon]]s get aid of approximately 3500 bucks per couple.

	While I appreciate socialism, couple of questions arise:		While I appreciate socialism, couple of questions arise:
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	<br>2. How high is the tax rate?		<br>2. How high is the tax rate?
	<br>3. Why only one city in the USA has this system?}}		<br>3. Why only one city in the USA has this system?}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) No, there are only a few Rich People; most of the population are Average Income. 2) I have no idea of "Tax Rate"; I would say it is average along with the rest of the U.S.A. I am NOT a Stock Market Expert Either. 3) Maybe because the other cities have NOT thought of it.}}		{{EmailReply\|1) No, there are only a few Rich People; most of the population are Average Income. 2) I have no idea of "Tax Rate"; I would say it is average along with the rest of the U.S.A. I am NOT a Stock Market Expert Either. 3) Maybe because the other cities have NOT thought of it.}}

	===In which Chris throws away a fortune===		===In which Chris throws away a fortune===
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy\|Ron Jeremy]] <Ron.Jeremy@avn.org>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,
	I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.		I understand that lots of people call you gay, but you are not. I sympathize with you, because lots of people call me gay, too. I'm not gay, I have had lots of sex with women. True, I also had some sex with men, but I didn't love them. It was just for money. I mean, if someone offered you a million dollars, would you have sex with a man? What if they were filming it? A million dollars is a lot of money.
	Sincerely,		Sincerely,
	Ron Jeremy}}		Ron Jeremy}}
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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I am a nurse at [[Wikipedia:University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.		I am a nurse at [[Wikipedia:University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.

	Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.		Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.

	We feel that your comic is a positive influence on the children. I would like to thank you for doing what you do.		We feel that your comic is a positive influence on the children. I would like to thank you for doing what you do.
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	''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''		''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''

	{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Somehow Sonichu is still more offensive===		===Somehow Sonichu is still more offensive===
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	P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}		P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I appreciate your support and your letter. Second, even though I am High-Functionally Autistic, and I have no objections against anyone with mental conditions of any sort, I feel uncomfortable and would RARELY EVER draw any character of that sort in my comics. And I am not comfortable with Your drawing, no offense, but IT is one where the character Looks Stupid, and that offends me. This is because of ALL of the Hateful and Offensive artwork they had featured on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that PORTRAYED ME and MY CHARACTERS as Stupid, and I personally take offense to such images.		{{EmailReply\|Firstly, I appreciate your support and your letter. Second, even though I am High-Functionally Autistic, and I have no objections against anyone with mental conditions of any sort, I feel uncomfortable and would RARELY EVER draw any character of that sort in my comics. And I am not comfortable with Your drawing, no offense, but IT is one where the character Looks Stupid, and that offends me. This is because of ALL of the Hateful and Offensive artwork they had featured on the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that PORTRAYED ME and MY CHARACTERS as Stupid, and I personally take offense to such images.

	Have a good day,		Have a good day,
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	{{Email\|From: kid[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show\|cosby]]8557@aol.com		{{Email\|From: kid[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show\|cosby]]8557@aol.com
	You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos\|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}		You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos\|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}		{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}

	===Asperchu continues to make the world a better place===		===Asperchu continues to make the world a better place===
	{{Email\|From: boogies1885@cheerful.com		{{Email\|From: boogies1885@cheerful.com
	I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}		I've been a long time fan of Sonichu, but recently, after seeing an ad, I started reading the Asperchu comics. I have to say, I like your Asperchu comic better than your Sonichu comic. Asperchu is a much better written and better drawn character. Have you ever considered canceling Sonichu so that your company can devote all their energy on Asperchu, giving it the attention it deserves? I really would like that.}}
	{{EmailReply\|'''Asperchu is NOT MINE; it belongs to Alec Benson Leary!''' And I have NO Association with that dude WHATSOEVER. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|'''Asperchu is NOT MINE; it belongs to Alec Benson Leary!''' And I have NO Association with that dude WHATSOEVER. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
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	===No, he was finally openly gay when he bought the sports bras===		===No, he was finally openly gay when he bought the sports bras===
	{{Email\|From: manosthehands@2die4.com		{{Email\|From: manosthehands@2die4.com
	Wait, so you kissed [[Silvana]]? But Silvana has a penis, so that would make you gay. Does this mean you're finally openly gay?}}		Wait, so you kissed [[Silvana]]? But Silvana has a penis, so that would make you gay. Does this mean you're finally openly gay?}}

	===On Chris's continual mistreatment of Wikisysop===		===On Chris's continual mistreatment of Wikisysop===
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	Hi Christian,		Hi Christian,

	You've talked a lot about your [[heart level]] in the past, referring to whether or not you are broken hearted. But what about your actual heart? I know that your father has had multiple heart attacks throughout his life. Since heart disease runs in the family, are you concerned that you will have a heart attack at some point?		You've talked a lot about your [[heart level]] in the past, referring to whether or not you are broken hearted. But what about your actual heart? I know that your father has had multiple heart attacks throughout his life. Since heart disease runs in the family, are you concerned that you will have a heart attack at some point?

	Your fan,		Your fan,
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	{{Email\|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com>

	You said in your mailbags that [[Meg Griffin]] pushed herself on you and you were powerless to stop her. And that Meg turned out to be Silvana so it's okay.		You said in your mailbags that [[Meg Griffin]] pushed herself on you and you were powerless to stop her. And that Meg turned out to be Silvana so it's okay.

	First of all, your character didn't even TRY to resist her. You flirted with her (saying amongst other things that you would "happily accept" her performing a sexual favor for you), punched a guy out for her (which you wouldn't do if you weren't trying to impress her), and despite her being all over you, not ONE SINGLE TIME did you say, "I'm sorry, but I'm already taken, please stop touching me." You never mentioned Lovely Weather to her at all. You let her do everything she did to you willingly and flirted right back. So stop lying that you were powerless to do anything.		First of all, your character didn't even TRY to resist her. You flirted with her (saying amongst other things that you would "happily accept" her performing a sexual favor for you), punched a guy out for her (which you wouldn't do if you weren't trying to impress her), and despite her being all over you, not ONE SINGLE TIME did you say, "I'm sorry, but I'm already taken, please stop touching me." You never mentioned Lovely Weather to her at all. You let her do everything she did to you willingly and flirted right back. So stop lying that you were powerless to do anything.

	Secondly, your character still thinks she's Meg. So it doesn't matter at all if she's Meg or Silvana. You still willingly flirted with her. That's a pretty lame excuse that no woman in real life wouldn't accept if you were cheating on her like that.		Secondly, your character still thinks she's Meg. So it doesn't matter at all if she's Meg or Silvana. You still willingly flirted with her. That's a pretty lame excuse that no woman in real life wouldn't accept if you were cheating on her like that.

	So stop being dishonest. Infidelity and lying isn't something to be teaching kids in your comic.		So stop being dishonest. Infidelity and lying isn't something to be teaching kids in your comic.

	--Leslie}}		--Leslie}}

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	'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another ~~on 14 [[January 2010]]~~. Then a day ~~later~~, he answered (and deleted) the rest.		'''Mailbag 40''' was uploaded on the [[CWCipedia]] on 13 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered one question and deleted another the day after. Then, a day after that, he answered (and deleted) the rest.

	This mailbag also ~~has~~ the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only 8 were ever answered. In this case, though, the deletions are not Chris's most shocking action. A letter sent by a nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying "consider a donation of a book or two". To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.		This mailbag also had the highest deletion rate of any mailbag so far. Out of the 18 letters sent, only 8 were ever answered. In this case, though, the deletions are not Chris's most shocking action. A letter sent by a nurse at a cancer ward asked him for a few autographed copies of the [[Asperchu]] comic, apparently under the false impression that he produced both. Instead of correcting her error, or forwarding the letter to Alec Benson Leary, Chris changed the word "Asperchu" to "Sonichu" in her letter and answered it as though it had always been meant for him, saying "consider a donation of a book or two". To summarize, Chris willfully prevented the request of [[Chris and death\|CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER]] from ever being carried out in order to service his own ego.

	Other notable letters include Chris [[Chris and money\|throwing away a hypothetical billion dollars]], not understanding the difference between [[love]] and [[sex]], and the rather terrifying prospect of Chris adding a [[black]] character to compete with Apserchu's Jivin.		Other notable letters include Chris [[Chris and money\|throwing away a hypothetical billion dollars]], not understanding the difference between [[love]] and [[sex]], and the rather terrifying prospect of Chris adding a [[black]] character to compete with Apserchu's Jivin.
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	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

	I am a nurse at Chicago Comer Children's Hospital. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.		I am a nurse at [[Wikipedia:University of Chicago Medical Center\|Chicago Comer Children's Hospital]]. I represent a facility that is the forefront of kids' medicine. We are commited to providing healing and comfort to children, with respect and dignity to patients and family.

	Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in Cwcville one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a medallion with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.		Recently, the children in the cancer ward have become enamered with your comics. Each day all the children gather in the atrium, and I read to them about the newest adventures! It gives them such joy, and such hope. One little boy tells me about how he dreams of living in [[Cwcville]] one day - He has a level 4 brain tumor and is undergoing intense chemotheropy treatment. He carries a [[medallion]] with him to treatment everyday. It gives him special powers to fight off the sickness. I believe him when he says it's real.

	We feel that your comic is a positive influence on the children. I would like to thank you for doing what you do.		We feel that your comic is a positive influence on the children. I would like to thank you for doing what you do.
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	(773) 702-1000}}		(773) 702-1000}}
	''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, he just changed the request of ~~children dying of cancer to suit his needs~~.''		''The bolded "Sonichu comics" originally said "Asperchu's comics". That's right folks, that fucking prick just changed the request of DYING CHILDREN just because it caused him stress.''

	{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I may consider a donation of a Sonichu Book or two to the hospital. Thank you for your support. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:28, 15 January 2010 (CET)}}

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	Hey Chris, just writing to let you know that I and the rest of the true fans are behind you on this whole Asperchu thing. That is why I have taken the liberty of creating a [[parody]] of my own, Downschu, whose picture I have enclosed.		Hey Chris, just writing to let you know that I and the rest of the true fans are behind you on this whole Asperchu thing. That is why I have taken the liberty of creating a [[parody]] of my own, Downschu, whose picture I have enclosed.

	Downschu is a STRAIGHT electric hedgehog pokemon, who along with his girlfriend, Low Functioning Autistic Rosechu [not pictured], and friends such as Progeria [[Punchy]] [not pictured] and [[Magi-chan\|Magichan]] with Tourettes [pictured, but invisible], help to spread the word that Sonichu and his creator Christian Weston Chandler are STRAIGHT, and that Asperchu is a slanderous mockery to all electric hedgehog pokemon who should be put against the wall with all the other "undesirables". Thanks!		Downschu is a STRAIGHT electric hedgehog pokemon, who along with his girlfriend, Low Functioning Autistic Rosechu [not pictured], and friends such as [[Wikipedia:Progeria\|Progeria]] [[Punchy]] [not pictured] and [[Magi-chan\|Magichan]] with [[Wikipedia:Tourette syndrome\|Tourettes]] [pictured, but invisible], help to spread the word that Sonichu and his creator Christian Weston Chandler are STRAIGHT, and that Asperchu is a slanderous mockery to all electric hedgehog pokemon who should be put against the wall with all the other "undesirables". Thanks!

	P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}		P.S. As the creator of Downschu, I hereby give you full permission to feature him and his friends in your Sonichu comics until I say otherwise.}}
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	{{Email\|From: ~~kidcosby8557~~@aol.com		{{Email\|From: kid[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show\|cosby]]8557@aol.com
	You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive African-American character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}		You make fun of Asperchu a lot, but at least Asperchu is a diverse comic. For example, Jivin Pickles is a positive [[Niggos\|African-American]] character, and he's one of the main characters. When will your comic feature a positive African-American character as a main character?}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}		{{EmailReply\|It is planned, but a name has not been decided yet.}}