Mailbag 43 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 00:30, 7 October 2020

2020-10-07T00:30:19Z

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	===In which Chris defends Ultra Sonichus OPness===		===In which Chris defends Ultra Sonichus OPness===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani~~\|Masaki Sumitani]] <Hadogei@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Masaki Sumitani}} <Hadogei@gmail.com>

	Hey, I hope you don't count this as an "Asperchu" question and delete this because it's not:		Hey, I hope you don't count this as an "Asperchu" question and delete this because it's not:
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	===We can watch it ourselves, thanks.===		===We can watch it ourselves, thanks.===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters\|Ken Shabby]] <spamspamspam@aol.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters\|Ken Shabby}} <spamspamspam@aol.com>

	Dear Chris: What [[Monty Python]] sketch is your favorite? Mine is Eric Idle's "Storytime" sketch, which can be seen here:		Dear Chris: What [[Monty Python]] sketch is your favorite? Mine is Eric Idle's "Storytime" sketch, which can be seen here:
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	===Chris defends the makeovers===		===Chris defends the makeovers===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~R. Dorothy Wayneright\|Dot Wayneright]] <neg0t8r@paragoncity.net>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of The Big O characters#R. Dorothy Wayneright\|Dot Wayneright}} <neg0t8r@paragoncity.net>

	Greetings!		Greetings!
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	===The everlasting man===		===The everlasting man===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~G. K. Chesterton\|Gilbert Keith Chesterton]] <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|G. K. Chesterton\|Gilbert Keith Chesterton}} <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* ...Well, this is disturbing! */

2019-06-07T16:25:33Z

...Well, this is disturbing!

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	{{Email\|From: [[Evan\|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Evan\|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>
	Why do you think that putting in "evan.ip" in a computer will block		Why do you think that putting in "evan.ip" in a computer will block
	me? That's not even an IP address, that's just my name and the letters		me? [[Honor Roll\|That's not even an IP address, that's just my name and the letters
	"IP". Furthermore, you do it in your [[comic\|COMIC]], not in real life. Do you		"IP".]] Furthermore, you do it in your [[comic\|COMIC]], not in real life. Do you
	think CWCville actually exists or something?		think CWCville actually exists or something?

Asperhes at 21:53, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on ~~21 January 2010~~. This is the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.		'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on the 21st. This was the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.

	Amongst this set of letters, we ~~get~~ another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, ~~explains~~ why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], ~~tells~~ a ~~letter~~ writer who ~~calls~~ him out on his Asperchu manifesto to go fuck himself and ~~removes another~~ letter ~~that calls~~ him out on his ~~Christian overtones, especially how he made [[Ultra Sonichu]] into [[Jesus]]~~.		Amongst this set of letters, we got another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, an explanation for why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], a request that a writer who called him out on his Asperchu manifesto go fuck himself, and the removal of a letter calling him out on his blasphemy.

	Perhaps the most bizarre letter is his response to [[Evan]], where he ~~claims~~ that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) ~~has~~ already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he ~~writes~~ what ~~amounts~~ to a ([[Chris and writing\|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.		Perhaps the most bizarre letter was his response to [[Evan]], where he claimed that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) had already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he wrote what amounted to a ([[Chris and writing\|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.

	On 26 January ~~2010~~, Chris moved the letter telling the person to go fuck himself into the Rejected Mailbag.		On 26 January, Chris moved the letter telling the person to go fuck himself into the Rejected Mailbag.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Boj: Grammar fix

2015-10-16T21:18:08Z

Grammar fix

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	'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on 21 January 2010. This is the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.		'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on 21 January 2010. This is the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.

	Amongst this set of letters, we get another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, explains why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], ~~he also~~ tells a letter writer who calls him out on his Asperchu manifesto to go fuck himself and removes another letter that calls him out on his Christian overtones, especially how he made [[Ultra Sonichu]] into [[Jesus]].		Amongst this set of letters, we get another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, explains why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], tells a letter writer who calls him out on his Asperchu manifesto to go fuck himself and removes another letter that calls him out on his Christian overtones, especially how he made [[Ultra Sonichu]] into [[Jesus]].

	Perhaps the most bizarre letter is his response to [[Evan]], where he claims that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) has already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he writes what amounts to a ([[Chris and writing\|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.		Perhaps the most bizarre letter is his response to [[Evan]], where he claims that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) has already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he writes what amounts to a ([[Chris and writing\|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.

Ty Delle: /* "Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work" */

2014-07-23T22:10:28Z

"Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work"

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	I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}		I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have [[Chris and Art\|My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy\| compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style]] stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to [[~~Chris and Reality~~\|force the characters]] into such [[Rule 34\|shameful and distasteful acts]]. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.		{{EmailReply\|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have [[Chris and Art\|My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy\| compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style]] stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to [[Chris_and_Reality#Fantasy_and_fiction\|force the characters]] into such [[Rule 34\|shameful and distasteful acts]]. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}

Ty Delle: /* "Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work" */

2014-07-23T22:09:42Z

"Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work"

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	I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}		I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}
	{{EmailReply\|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to force the characters into such shameful and distasteful acts. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.		{{EmailReply\|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have [[Chris and Art\|My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy\| compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style]] stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to [[Chris and Reality\|force the characters]] into such [[Rule 34\|shameful and distasteful acts]]. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.

	--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}		--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}

Dynamic Dragon: /* The everlasting man */

2013-01-14T17:22:00Z

The everlasting man

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	===The everlasting man===		===The everlasting man===
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:~~Gilbert Keith~~ Chesterton\|Gilbert Keith Chesterton]] <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:G. K. Chesterton\|Gilbert Keith Chesterton]] <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

Dynamic Dragon: /* ...Well, this is disturbing! */

2013-01-14T17:20:44Z

...Well, this is disturbing!

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	-Evan}}		-Evan}}
	{{EmailReply\|No. As a matter of fact, [[Chris and reality\|YOUR Simonchu]] came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True [[Wild Sonichu]] was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the [[Chris and ~~Censorship~~\|c***]]-shack known as "Ecgville". ([[CWCville\|HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY?]] It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.) Simonchu uses force, yet Wild attacks him with his Razor Leaf and unleashed his grasp of her. Wild says, "The lady said that she does not want to return with you." Simonchu replies, "Listen, shock-breath, I'll quake you away in a rock's-throw." Wild says, "Well, before you can even throw a rock, I will have quick-as-a-flash Vine Whipped you, and launched you to fly back to your Villa of Eck." Wild launches his Vine Whip which was Super-Effective against Simonchu's Ground-Type body, and throws him back to that city in Minnesota.		{{EmailReply\|No. As a matter of fact, [[Chris and reality\|YOUR Simonchu]] came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True [[Wild Sonichu]] was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the [[Chris and censorship\|c***]]-shack known as "Ecgville". ([[CWCville\|HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY?]] It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.) Simonchu uses force, yet Wild attacks him with his Razor Leaf and unleashed his grasp of her. Wild says, "The lady said that she does not want to return with you." Simonchu replies, "Listen, shock-breath, I'll quake you away in a rock's-throw." Wild says, "Well, before you can even throw a rock, I will have quick-as-a-flash Vine Whipped you, and launched you to fly back to your Villa of Eck." Wild launches his Vine Whip which was Super-Effective against Simonchu's Ground-Type body, and throws him back to that city in Minnesota.

	[[Chris and reality\|Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life.]] [[Chris and his Ego\|I am the Great Director Chandler!]]		[[Chris and reality\|Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life.]] [[Chris and his Ego\|I am the Great Director Chandler!]]

Trombonista at 18:59, 16 December 2011

2011-12-16T18:59:02Z

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	"7) From this day forward, Any and All future messages that DO NOT ADDRESS Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville, Myself (Christian Weston Chandler), or anything that is originated ONLY ON the Cwcipedia will be DELETED. ADDRESS ALL Asperchu inquires ONLY to Alec Benson Leary on HIS COPYCAT WEBSITE"		"7) From this day forward, Any and All future messages that DO NOT ADDRESS Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville, Myself (Christian Weston Chandler), or anything that is originated ONLY ON the Cwcipedia will be DELETED. ADDRESS ALL Asperchu inquires ONLY to Alec Benson Leary on HIS COPYCAT WEBSITE"

	This relates to you, the comic, and how you can't draw. So yeah, if you delete this I'll know that you're lying out your ass. AGAIN.}}		This relates to you, the comic, and how you can't draw. So yeah, if you delete this I'll know that you're lying out your ass. AGAIN.}}
	{{EmailReply\|You can go f*** yourself.}}		{{EmailReply\|You can go f*** yourself.}}

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2011-09-28T05:38:50Z

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