Mailbag 45 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 00:35, 7 October 2020

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	===Adventures with whores===		===Adventures with whores===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson}} <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

	Chris,		Chris,
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	===Not likely===		===Not likely===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher~~\|Manfred Eicher]] <m.eicher@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Manfred Eicher}} <m.eicher@gmail.com>

	Hey Chris,		Hey Chris,
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	Why do you always criticise the [[Asperchu]] comics for being poorly drawn? [[Chris and art\|Your art style]] isn't too great too, y'know, you don't have much room to criticise others.}}		Why do you always criticise the [[Asperchu]] comics for being poorly drawn? [[Chris and art\|Your art style]] isn't too great too, y'know, you don't have much room to criticise others.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Who are YOU to criticize me? [[For G4's Web Soup\|G4 TV]]'s '''~~[[Wikipedia:X-Play~~\|X-Play]]?'''}}		{{EmailReply\|Who are YOU to criticize me? [[For G4's Web Soup\|G4 TV]]'s '''{{w\|X-Play}}?'''}}
	''Note that X-Play reviews video games, not comic books.''		''Note that X-Play reviews video games, not comic books.''

	===Chris NEVER deletes letters===		===Chris NEVER deletes letters===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard~~\|Gil Gerard]] <gilsemailaddy@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Gil Gerard}} <gilsemailaddy@yahoo.com>

	As a fan of your comic, recently I've been feeling insulted by the things you've been saying to us. In your [[mailbag]]s, you've been calling us hypocrites and mentally devolved, and you've been slashing and ignoring a lot of good questions from your mailbags for no reason. This is no way to be treating your fans. You seem to want us to worship you like you're God or something, and you seem to not be able to maturely handle criticism.		As a fan of your comic, recently I've been feeling insulted by the things you've been saying to us. In your [[mailbag]]s, you've been calling us hypocrites and mentally devolved, and you've been slashing and ignoring a lot of good questions from your mailbags for no reason. This is no way to be treating your fans. You seem to want us to worship you like you're God or something, and you seem to not be able to maturely handle criticism.
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	{{Email\|From: adamsavage@discovery.com		{{Email\|From: adamsavage@discovery.com

	Hey Chris its ~~[[Wikipedia:Adam Savage~~\|Adam Savage]] from ~~[[Wikipedia:~~MythBusters\|Myth Busters]] here! Yes THE Adam Savage! I love your comics and I saw your most recent video telling that damn Asperchu Parody off and how you want them to suck your balls while you stick your middle finger so far up their ass! Righteous man!		Hey Chris its {{w\|Adam Savage}} from {{w\|MythBusters\|Myth Busters}} here! Yes THE Adam Savage! I love your comics and I saw your most recent video telling that damn Asperchu Parody off and how you want them to suck your balls while you stick your middle finger so far up their ass! Righteous man!

	I got to thinking about it… And hey you know… I’m am open guy and I say we should try and bust some myths together. Perhaps we could start with the myth about you being homosexual! I’m pretty sure I know the results! I know some great ways we can test it too! You, Jamie, and myself can get together and have a wild night busting that myth wide open so EVERYONE will finally know the truth!		I got to thinking about it… And hey you know… I’m am open guy and I say we should try and bust some myths together. Perhaps we could start with the myth about you being homosexual! I’m pretty sure I know the results! I know some great ways we can test it too! You, Jamie, and myself can get together and have a wild night busting that myth wide open so EVERYONE will finally know the truth!

Larry the Larryhog: Undo revision 217541 by Bobchanman (talk)

2018-03-09T02:52:49Z

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Bobchanman: mmmm

2018-03-09T02:30:06Z

mmmm

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Darkbind: /* Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence */

2016-09-05T06:04:21Z

Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence

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	If you want to make things right, apologize, admit your mistake, promise to never make the same mistake again, and (this is the most important part) NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Stop lying, even "small" lies, and quit changing your old stuff.}}		If you want to make things right, apologize, admit your mistake, promise to never make the same mistake again, and (this is the most important part) NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Stop lying, even "small" lies, and quit changing your old stuff.}}
	''The writer of this letter is referring to the image found [[Rosechu#~~Transgenderism~~\|here]].''		''The writer of this letter is referring to the image found [[Rosechu#Transgender Drama\|here]].''

	===Obviously not===		===Obviously not===

The cosmos: add [sic] to "seperate"

2016-05-26T18:12:33Z

add [sic] to "seperate"

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	--Gil}}		--Gil}}
	{{EmailReply\|Well, at least I do answer my Letters. And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such; AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate bag and give them notice and attention appropriately. I feel distraught when I have to put up with such, and I am certain all the other artists do the same, even worse by tossing them into the trashcan like an office person who makes it fun with balling up the paper and shooting the hoop. At Least I give every one of my letters full reading time and thought. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:31, 27 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, at least I do answer my Letters. And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such; AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate ''[sic]'' bag and give them notice and attention appropriately. I feel distraught when I have to put up with such, and I am certain all the other artists do the same, even worse by tossing them into the trashcan like an office person who makes it fun with balling up the paper and shooting the hoop. At Least I give every one of my letters full reading time and thought. --ChrisChanSonichu 02:31, 27 January 2010 (CET)}}
	==Gone Forever==		==Gone Forever==
	===Baby Chrissie===		===Baby Chrissie===

Asperhes at 22:12, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T22:12:36Z

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	'''Mailbag 45''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 22 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] had been relatively diligent about updating his incredibly ugly website, and it was expected that he would get to it that evening. Instead he took an unexplained three-day hiatus.		'''Mailbag 45''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 22 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] had been relatively diligent about updating his incredibly ugly website, and it was expected that he would get to it that evening. Instead he took an unexplained three-day hiatus.

	He finally ~~began answering~~ it on 25 January ~~2010~~, only to answer ~~less~~ than half of the letters before leaving to do something with his family. Highlights ~~so far include~~ Chris comparing himself to legendary cartoonists, another ~~saga~~ in the increasingly bizarre "whores for my son" series of letters, and telling us to get over ourselves in relation to him constantly showing us [[Rosechu\|Rosechu's]] ass~~. He finished answering it the next evening despite his promise to finish a day before~~.		He finally tackled it on 25 January, only to answer fewer than half of the letters before leaving to do something with his family. He finished answering it the next evening. Highlights included Chris comparing himself to legendary cartoonists, another in the increasingly bizarre "whores for my son" series of letters, and Chris telling us to get over ourselves in relation to him constantly showing us [[Rosechu\|Rosechu's]] ass.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes: /* Savage love */

2015-04-12T02:53:24Z

Savage love

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	I’ve included a picture of myself doing some very special poses for you and Sonichu so you know its REALLY ME! I hope you like the picture I was thinking of you and your comic series when I took it.		I’ve included a picture of myself doing some very special poses for you and Sonichu so you know its REALLY ME! I hope you like the picture I was thinking of you and your comic series when I took it.

	http://bayimg.com/BAjodaaCN		<nowiki>http://bayimg.com/BAjodaaCN</nowiki>

	Sincerely yours,		Sincerely yours,

Apostrophe: /* Savage love */

2012-11-18T22:35:22Z

Savage love

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	{{Email\|From: adamsavage@discovery.com		{{Email\|From: adamsavage@discovery.com

	Hey Chris its [[Wikipedia:Adam Savage\|Adam Savage]] from [[Wikipedia:MythBusters\|Myth Busters] here! Yes THE Adam Savage! I love your comics and I saw your most recent video telling that damn Asperchu Parody off and how you want them to suck your balls while you stick your middle finger so far up their ass! Righteous man!		Hey Chris its [[Wikipedia:Adam Savage\|Adam Savage]] from [[Wikipedia:MythBusters\|Myth Busters]] here! Yes THE Adam Savage! I love your comics and I saw your most recent video telling that damn Asperchu Parody off and how you want them to suck your balls while you stick your middle finger so far up their ass! Righteous man!

	I got to thinking about it… And hey you know… I’m am open guy and I say we should try and bust some myths together. Perhaps we could start with the myth about you being homosexual! I’m pretty sure I know the results! I know some great ways we can test it too! You, Jamie, and myself can get together and have a wild night busting that myth wide open so EVERYONE will finally know the truth!		I got to thinking about it… And hey you know… I’m am open guy and I say we should try and bust some myths together. Perhaps we could start with the myth about you being homosexual! I’m pretty sure I know the results! I know some great ways we can test it too! You, Jamie, and myself can get together and have a wild night busting that myth wide open so EVERYONE will finally know the truth!
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	I’ve included a picture of myself doing some very special poses for you and Sonichu so you know its REALLY ME! I hope you like the picture I was thinking of you and your comic series when I took it.		I’ve included a picture of myself doing some very special poses for you and Sonichu so you know its REALLY ME! I hope you like the picture I was thinking of you and your comic series when I took it.

	http://bayimg.com/BAjodaaCN		http://bayimg.com/BAjodaaCN

	Sincerely yours,		Sincerely yours,

Eamoo: /* Mistakes, errors, and ordeals */

2012-08-22T12:29:22Z

Mistakes, errors, and ordeals

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	{{EmailReply\|HE does not have a page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] that has taunted him for over two years; HE was not deceived by Internet [[Trolls]] who pretended to be a number of women who "wanted to be his girlfriend" who trick him into sending them HIS valuable, yet recreatable, possession, a copy of HIS Limited-Copied-and-Distributed-within-Friends-and-Family Life [[DVD]] that he completed on his 25th Birthday. HE never has had to deal with True Women who he thought fully in his heart to be The One Sweetheart, who each [[death\|DIED]] Prematurely in [[PandaHalo\|Brushfires]], [[Sarah Jackson\|Automobile Accidents]], [[Ivy\|Suicide]] and [[Julie\|whatnot]]. HE has a mental ailment that LACKS in comparison to my own; HE has been MORE Social Outward his whole life, while I HAD TO deal with MORE Social Awkwardness than HE could ever Count and Imagine.		{{EmailReply\|HE does not have a page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] that has taunted him for over two years; HE was not deceived by Internet [[Trolls]] who pretended to be a number of women who "wanted to be his girlfriend" who trick him into sending them HIS valuable, yet recreatable, possession, a copy of HIS Limited-Copied-and-Distributed-within-Friends-and-Family Life [[DVD]] that he completed on his 25th Birthday. HE never has had to deal with True Women who he thought fully in his heart to be The One Sweetheart, who each [[death\|DIED]] Prematurely in [[PandaHalo\|Brushfires]], [[Sarah Jackson\|Automobile Accidents]], [[Ivy\|Suicide]] and [[Julie\|whatnot]]. HE has a mental ailment that LACKS in comparison to my own; HE has been MORE Social Outward his whole life, while I HAD TO deal with MORE Social Awkwardness than HE could ever Count and Imagine.

	You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS? YOU CAN GO COUNT YOUR OWN CURSES AND SEE HOW THEY OUTWEIGH YOUR OWN BLESSINGS. Or, here's a quote from John Kramer (fictional character with DEPTH), "Live or Die, Make Your Choice." My versions, "Peace or Worry; Fight or Flee; Strong Will or Mistaken Impulses; Draw your Fated-to-Die Sweetheart Alive or Dead; Fact or Fiction...etc., etc., etc.... Make YOUR OWN CHOICES."		You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS? YOU CAN GO COUNT YOUR OWN CURSES AND SEE HOW THEY OUTWEIGH YOUR OWN BLESSINGS. Or, here's a quote from [[Saw\|John Kramer]] (fictional character with DEPTH), "Live or Die, Make Your Choice." My versions, "Peace or Worry; Fight or Flee; Strong Will or Mistaken Impulses; Draw your Fated-to-Die Sweetheart Alive or Dead; Fact or Fiction...etc., etc., etc.... Make YOUR OWN CHOICES."

	Who has had to suffer more in Life: Christian with Autism or Alec with Naive Attitudes?		Who has had to suffer more in Life: Christian with Autism or Alec with Naive Attitudes?

Eamoo at 20:57, 9 October 2011

2011-10-09T20:57:11Z

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