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Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Baaaaaaawww */ felt like it should be here

2025-12-07T22:41:43Z

Baaaaaaawww: felt like it should be here

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			[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg\|thumb\|The "lucrid defiance of a drawing" in question.]]
	{{Email\|From: Bridget Stanley <brst1897@utdallas.edu>		{{Email\|From: Bridget Stanley <brst1897@utdallas.edu>

PsychoNerd054 at 01:48, 25 January 2022

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	Bridget}}		Bridget}}
	{{EmailReply\|I did not draw that [[~~Laughs Under Lucricities~~\|lucrid]] defiance of a drawing; [[Mao]] of the [[Asperpedia]] is wrongfully in charge of the ads on My Cwcipedia; HE obviously copied my drawing style, took one of my signatures from one of my past artpieces and Photoshopped the signature into HIS drawing. And I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MOCKERY.}}		{{EmailReply\|I did not draw that [[CWC-isms#L\|lucrid]] defiance of a drawing; [[Mao]] of the [[Asperpedia]] is wrongfully in charge of the ads on My Cwcipedia; HE obviously copied my drawing style, took one of my signatures from one of my past artpieces and Photoshopped the signature into HIS drawing. And I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MOCKERY.}}

	===Oh look, another lie===		===Oh look, another lie===

Superspongebobbros at 00:38, 7 October 2020

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	===Chris the good person===		===Chris the good person===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Jeff Gerstmann~~\|Jeff Gerstmann]] <gwaano3@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Jeff Gerstmann}} <gwaano3@yahoo.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,
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	===This guy's life is in shambles, but Chris was STRESSED!===		===This guy's life is in shambles, but Chris was STRESSED!===
	[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg\|thumb\|A night to remember]]		[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg\|thumb\|A night to remember]]
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson]] <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Michael Jackson\|Mike Jackson}} <mikejackson113@hotmail.com>

	Hi Chris...		Hi Chris...
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	===10 Reasons===		===10 Reasons===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Proposition\|Morris Stanley]] <niflheimer@live.ca>		{{Email\|From:{{w\|The Proposition\|Morris Stanley}} <niflheimer@live.ca>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

	I have been reading [[Asperchu]] for some time now, and I recently discovered your comic. I like what I've seen so far, and I'm thinking of switching to reading yours instead of his. So ~~[[Wikipedia:~~The Proposition\|I wish to present you with a proposition]]: if you can give me 10 reasons why Sonichu is a better comic than Asperchu, I'll become a true and honest Sonichu fan and never read Asperchu again.		I have been reading [[Asperchu]] for some time now, and I recently discovered your comic. I like what I've seen so far, and I'm thinking of switching to reading yours instead of his. So {{w\|The Proposition\|I wish to present you with a proposition}}: if you can give me 10 reasons why Sonichu is a better comic than Asperchu, I'll become a true and honest Sonichu fan and never read Asperchu again.

	Your fan (possibly),		Your fan (possibly),
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	===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===		===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===
	[[Image:PumpingIorn.jpg\|thumb\|I'm Strooong!]]		[[Image:PumpingIorn.jpg\|thumb\|I'm Strooong!]]
	{{Email\|From: [[~~wikipedia:Billy Herrington~~\|Billy Herrington]] <~~[[wikipedia:~~Cho Aniki\|broaniki]]@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[homos\|Billy Herrington]] <{{w\|Cho Aniki\|broaniki}}@gmail.com>

	Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your [[11042009 51 50\|exercise]] [[30 Push-Ups\|videos]] and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat [[McDonald's]] almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A [[Sports bra photo series\|Sports bra]] or a ~~[[Wikipedia:Sleeveless_shirt~~#A-shirt\|wife beater]]?		Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your [[11042009 51 50\|exercise]] [[30 Push-Ups\|videos]] and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat [[McDonald's]] almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A [[Sports bra photo series\|Sports bra]] or a {{w\|Sleeveless shirt#A-shirt\|wife beater}}?

	-Signed, Billy Herrington		-Signed, Billy Herrington

Asperhes at 22:18, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on the 30th. The letters ~~are~~ answered without too much incident. Chris even ~~manages~~ to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] ~~contacts~~ Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris ~~brushes~~ his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga ~~continues~~, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man ~~ruining his~~ life. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.		'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on the 30th. The letters were answered without too much incident. Chris even managed to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacted Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushed his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continued, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man's life being ruined. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 18:12, 3 November 2011

2011-11-03T18:12:35Z

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	Hey, Chris.		Hey, Chris.

	Why Asperpedia is now using the domain [[CWCki\|sonichu.com]]? }}		Why Asperpedia is now using the domain [[CWCki\|sonichu.com]]?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Just to try to get my goat and tick me off.}}		{{EmailReply\|Just to try to get my goat and tick me off.}}

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	Mike}}		Mike}}
	{{EmailReply\|I apologize for not making the video that night; I had collapsed from stress, and I needed to rest a while; it could not be helped. I will make a video asking him to return home to you, I promise. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|I apologize for not making the video that night; I had collapsed from stress, and I needed to rest a while; it could not be helped. I will make a video asking him to return home to you, I promise. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}
	''Once again, Chris failed to make the video, this time with [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response\|tragic results]].''		''Once again, Chris failed to make the video, this time with [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response\|tragic results]].''

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	Morris Stanley, Australia}}		Morris Stanley, Australia}}
	{{EmailReply\|Okay. 1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original. 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics. 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months. 4) [[Sonichu 10\|I do not draw gore]], and I rarely draw nudity or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison. 5) It is a [[homos\|Straight-Oriented]] Comic Series. 6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences. 7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life. 8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures. 9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading. 10) I have had way over a million [[Trolls\|fans]] worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Okay. 1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original. 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics. 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months. 4) [[Sonichu 10\|I do not draw gore]], and I rarely draw nudity or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison. 5) It is a [[homos\|Straight-Oriented]] Comic Series. 6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences. 7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life. 8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures. 9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading. 10) I have had way over a million [[Trolls\|fans]] worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===		===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===

Eamoo at 21:17, 9 October 2011

2011-10-09T21:17:54Z

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	'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on ~~30 January 2010~~. The letters are answered without too much incident. Chris even manages to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacts Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushes his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continues, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man ruining his life. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.		'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on the 30th. The letters are answered without too much incident. Chris even manages to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacts Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushes his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continues, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man ruining his life. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.

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	Bridget}}		Bridget}}
	{{EmailReply\|I did not draw that [[Laughs Under Lucricities\|lucrid]] defiance of a drawing; Mao of the [[Asperpedia]] is wrongfully in charge of the ads on My Cwcipedia; HE obviously copied my drawing style, took one of my signatures from one of my past artpieces and Photoshopped the signature into HIS drawing. And I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MOCKERY.}}		{{EmailReply\|I did not draw that [[Laughs Under Lucricities\|lucrid]] defiance of a drawing; [[Mao]] of the [[Asperpedia]] is wrongfully in charge of the ads on My Cwcipedia; HE obviously copied my drawing style, took one of my signatures from one of my past artpieces and Photoshopped the signature into HIS drawing. And I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MOCKERY.}}

	===Oh look, another lie===		===Oh look, another lie===
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	Hey Chris I have a few questions about the comics.		Hey Chris I have a few questions about the comics.

	First of all [[Simonla Rosechu]] she appears at random in the comic for no reason, yet you speek of her in the mailbags like she's an essential character. I mean you say she's perfect for wild because "opposites attract" but don't they both like building? The only thing opposite about them is their types.		First of all [[Simonla Rosechu]] she appears at random in the comic for no reason, yet you speek of her in the mailbags like she's an essential character. I mean you say she's perfect for [[wild]] because "opposites attract" but don't they both like building? The only thing opposite about them is their types.

	Though that leads on to my second question. What exactly attracted each of these couples to each other in the comic? because it wasn't exactly explained.		Though that leads on to my second question. What exactly attracted each of these couples to each other in the comic? because it wasn't exactly explained.
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	Their relationships have barely any details all it seems is that you paired them up just for the sake of it, which is unfair on [[Evan]] because you are saying Simonla HAS to stay in the comic because of a relationship with Wild that isn't even explained other than "opposites attract".}}		Their relationships have barely any details all it seems is that you paired them up just for the sake of it, which is unfair on [[Evan]] because you are saying Simonla HAS to stay in the comic because of a relationship with Wild that isn't even explained other than "opposites attract".}}
	{{EmailReply\|Wild and Simonla have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "Dating Education" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were Fatedly Paired Up for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU.}}		{{EmailReply\|Wild and Simonla have more than the Opposite Attraction thing going on, if you RECALL from the "[[Dating Education]]" episode, they were IN THE SAME CLASS; They were [[Ivy\|Fatedly Paired Up]] for the Instant Message Sessions, and it was Love At First Sight after Realization. THERE IS DEPTH BETWEEN WILD SONICHU AND SIMONLA ROSECHU.}}

	===Chris the good person===		===Chris the good person===
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	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

	I found out people in my synagogue and my town were just pretending to like my art because I have Asperger's, so they think I'm retarded and they didn't want me to feel bad. In [[Mailbag 45]], you said that that your community and your church congregation agree that your art style is excellent. How did you win them over?		I found out people in my [[Michael Snyder\|synagogue]] and my town were just pretending to like my art because I have [[Asperger's]], so they think I'm [[retarded]] and they didn't want me to feel bad. In [[Mailbag 45]], you said that that your community and your church congregation agree that your art style is excellent. How did you win them over?

	Thanks.		Thanks.
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	How come I'm "overreacting" for wanting Simonla and Simonchu gone, but		How come I'm "overreacting" for wanting Simonla and Simonchu gone, but
	it's okay for you to want your characters out of Asperchu? You're a		it's okay for you to want your characters out of Asperchu? You're a
	total hypocrite.}}		total [[hypocrite]].}}
	{{EmailReply\|And you are an Overacting Comedian.}}		{{EmailReply\|And you are an Overacting Comedian.}}

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	{{Email\|From: gottagetback@usa.com		{{Email\|From: gottagetback@usa.com

	I was looking at the certificate of registration you got, and I noticed something: you only registered Sonichu. Why not your other characters? Why don't you own Rosechu, or [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], or [[Bionic]], or [[Jiggliami]], or any of your other characters? Heck, you don't even technically own [[Cwcville]]. Why is that? Are you using someone else's characters like you did with [[Meg Griffin]] or Simonchu/Simonla? Just curious.}}		I was looking at the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day\|CWC certificate of registration]] you got, and I noticed something: you only registered Sonichu. Why not your other characters? Why don't you own Rosechu, or [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], or [[Bionic]], or [[Jiggliami]], or any of your other characters? Heck, you don't even technically own [[Cwcville]]. Why is that? Are you using someone else's characters like you did with [[Meg Griffin]] or Simonchu/Simonla? Just curious.}}
	{{EmailReply\|All of MY original Characters are ALL Registered by Association.}}		{{EmailReply\|All of MY original Characters are ALL Registered by Association.}}

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	Hey, Chris.		Hey, Chris.

	Why Asperpedia is now using the domain sonichu.com? }}		Why Asperpedia is now using the domain [[CWCki\|sonichu.com]]? }}
	{{EmailReply\|Just to try to get my goat and tick me off.}}		{{EmailReply\|Just to try to get my goat and tick me off.}}

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	Morris Stanley, Australia}}		Morris Stanley, Australia}}
	{{EmailReply\|Okay. 1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original. 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics. 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months. 4) I do not draw gore, and I rarely draw nudity or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison. 5) It is a [[homos\|Straight-Oriented]] Comic Series. 6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences. 7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life. 8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures. 9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading. 10) I have had way over a million [[Trolls\|fans]] worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Okay. 1) Because my Sonichu Comics are THE Original. 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from MY Characters and Comics. 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months. 4) [[Sonichu 10\|I do not draw gore]], and I rarely draw nudity or references, so you are less likely to feel queasy in comparison. 5) It is a [[homos\|Straight-Oriented]] Comic Series. 6) Some of the events around ME were based from My Real-Life Expierences. 7) I have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life. 8) I've had to work a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and tortures. 9) The comic pages are ALL Originally Hand-Drawn; ONLY the text gets fixed in photoshop for better reading. 10) I have had way over a million [[Trolls\|fans]] worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:37, 31 January 2010 (CET)}}

	===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===		===Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes===
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	{{Email\|From: [[wikipedia:Billy Herrington\|Billy Herrington]] <[[wikipedia:Cho Aniki\|broaniki]]@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[wikipedia:Billy Herrington\|Billy Herrington]] <[[wikipedia:Cho Aniki\|broaniki]]@gmail.com>

	Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your [[11042009 51 50\|exercise]] [[30 Push-Ups\|videos]] and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat McDonald's almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A [[Sports bra photo series\|Sports bra]] or a [[Wikipedia:Sleeveless_shirt#A-shirt\|wife beater]]?		Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your [[11042009 51 50\|exercise]] [[30 Push-Ups\|videos]] and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat [[McDonald's]] almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A [[Sports bra photo series\|Sports bra]] or a [[Wikipedia:Sleeveless_shirt#A-shirt\|wife beater]]?

	-Signed, Billy Herrington		-Signed, Billy Herrington

	PS- I am also an amateur artist so I drew you with muscles. In a perfect world, everybody would have muscles. I included Asperchu because according to the ads, you look like you're friends with him. Peace and good luck.}}		PS- I am also an amateur artist so I drew you with muscles. In a perfect world, everybody would have muscles. I included Asperchu because according to the ads, you look like you're friends with him. Peace and good luck.}}
	{{EmailReply\|1) [[~~Honor roll~~\|well over 100 lbs.]] 2) eat more fruit and veggies, and drink plenty of water. 3) Sports Bra. W.T.F. is a "wife beater"?}}		{{EmailReply\|1) [[51 50\|well over 100 lbs.]] 2) eat more fruit and veggies, and drink plenty of water. 3) Sports Bra. W.T.F. is a "wife beater"?}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==

Anonybot: /* Chris the good person */

2011-10-05T14:12:40Z

Chris the good person

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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:~~Jeff_Gerstmann~~\|Jeff Gerstmann]] <gwaano3@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Jeff Gerstmann\|Jeff Gerstmann]] <gwaano3@yahoo.com>

	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on 30 January 2010. The letters are answered without too much incident. Chris even manages to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacts Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushes his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continues, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man ruining his life. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.		'''Mailbag 48''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 January 2010 and answered on 30 January 2010. The letters are answered without too much incident. Chris even manages to talk about Asperchu without going into a [[Chris and anger\|nuclear tard rage]]. [[Evan]] contacts Chris again about his blatant [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocrisy]], but Chris brushes his comments aside. The Mike Jackson saga continues, with Chris's inability to produce a simple video resulting in a young man ruining his life. Interestingly, Chris has no objections regarding a muscle-bound Rosechu.

	==Answered==		==Answered==