Mailbag 5 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 18:12, 6 October 2020

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	===Chris does not know what "benevolent" means, or how government works===		===Chris does not know what "benevolent" means, or how government works===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~List of Kanto Gym ~~Leaders#Lt. Surge~~\|Lietenant Surge]] <lt_surge_1776@fsmail.net>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of Pokémon characters#Kanto Gym Trainers\|Lietenant Surge}} <lt_surge_1776@fsmail.net>
	Dear Chris,		Dear Chris,

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	As you know, high-functioning autistic people are usually incredibly smart or talented. You are an example of such a person. Not only are you an incredibly talented artist, but the stories and characters in your comics are extrememly interesting, origional and creative. A non-autistic person would not be able to create such amazing work!		As you know, high-functioning autistic people are usually incredibly smart or talented. You are an example of such a person. Not only are you an incredibly talented artist, but the stories and characters in your comics are extrememly interesting, origional and creative. A non-autistic person would not be able to create such amazing work!

	Perhaps you've also heard of Daniel Tammet, a high-functioning autistic man who some people consider to be the smartest man in the world. According to his ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Daniel Tammet\|wikipedia biography]], he was able to memorize the number pi to 22,514 digits, and can fluently speak 12 languages, can learn whole languages in only a week, and even invented his own language! However, even though he is such an amazing person, I read on his wikipedia biography that he is homo, so I hate him and I hope he dies because I hate homos.		Perhaps you've also heard of Daniel Tammet, a high-functioning autistic man who some people consider to be the smartest man in the world. According to his {{w\|Daniel Tammet\|wikipedia biography}}, he was able to memorize the number pi to 22,514 digits, and can fluently speak 12 languages, can learn whole languages in only a week, and even invented his own language! However, even though he is such an amazing person, I read on his wikipedia biography that he is homo, so I hate him and I hope he dies because I hate homos.

	I really hope to have an autistic child one day, as smart and talented as you or David Tammet. If it is a boy, I will name him Christian, and if it is a girl, I will name her Crystal.		I really hope to have an autistic child one day, as smart and talented as you or David Tammet. If it is a boy, I will name him Christian, and if it is a girl, I will name her Crystal.
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	===That wacky Hitler===		===That wacky Hitler===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:General_Von_Klinkerhoffen~~\|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen]] <erich_von_klinkerhoffen@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|General Von Klinkerhoffen\|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen}} <erich_von_klinkerhoffen@hotmail.com>
	Gutendag, herr Chandler! (That's German for good day, mister Chandler)		Gutendag, herr Chandler! (That's German for good day, mister Chandler)

Amanitie at 16:36, 15 May 2019

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	I really hope to have an autistic child one day, as smart and talented as you or David Tammet. If it is a boy, I will name him Christian, and if it is a girl, I will name her Crystal.		I really hope to have an autistic child one day, as smart and talented as you or David Tammet. If it is a boy, I will name him Christian, and if it is a girl, I will name her Crystal.

	I do not know much about autism though. Will I increase my chances of having an autistic child if I make my wife drink alcohol while she is pregnant, or punch her in her pregnant belly? Or when the baby is born, should I beat it or terrorize it to make it autistic? My wife is willing to do anything to have an autistic baby, and she already gave me permission to punch her if it means our child will be autistic. I just hope it's not a homo like David Tammet!		I do not know much about autism though. Will I increase my chances of having an autistic child if I make my wife drink [[alcohol]] while she is pregnant, or punch her in her pregnant belly? Or when the baby is born, should I beat it or terrorize it to make it autistic? My wife is willing to do anything to have an autistic baby, and she already gave me permission to punch her if it means our child will be autistic. I just hope it's not a homo like David Tammet!

	Sorry for the long email. Like I said, I know you're busy.		Sorry for the long email. Like I said, I know you're busy.
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	{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason]] is just stupid.		{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason]] is just stupid.

	[[Chris and his ego\|I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me]], but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.		[[Chris and his ego\|I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me]], but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, [[Tobacky\|smoke]] or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.

	[[Chris and hypocrisy\|GOD! W.T.F. is going on in that head of yours?!]]		[[Chris and hypocrisy\|GOD! W.T.F. is going on in that head of yours?!]]

RedVine01: /* Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay */

2017-02-05T12:04:29Z

Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay

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	{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason]] is just stupid.		{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason]] is just stupid.

	I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me, but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.		[[Chris and his ego\|I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me]], but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.

	GOD! W.T.F. is going on in that head of yours?!		[[Chris and hypocrisy\|GOD! W.T.F. is going on in that head of yours?!]]

	I'm sorry for that outburst, but you needed the wake-up call in my humble opinion. May god bless you with a straight, normal, intelligent child. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:16, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}		I'm sorry for that outburst, but you needed the wake-up call in my humble opinion. May god bless you with a straight, normal, intelligent child. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 01:16, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

Galilean at 14:52, 10 December 2016

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Don'tCallAnybody at 14:43, 11 December 2015

2015-12-11T14:43:12Z

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	While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.		While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.

	In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he isn't deeply about politics despite being mayor of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika," and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. He also reiterates his idea that Aspergers' Syndrome is incomparable to autism.		In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he isn't deeply about politics despite being mayor of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika", and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. He also reiterates his idea that Aspergers' Syndrome is incomparable to autism.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes at 18:51, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T18:51:43Z

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	While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.		While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.

	In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he isn't deeply about politics despite being ~~Mayor~~ of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika", and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. He also reiterates his idea that Aspergers' Syndrome is incomparable to autism.		In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he isn't deeply about politics despite being mayor of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika," and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. He also reiterates his idea that Aspergers' Syndrome is incomparable to autism.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Don'tCallAnybody at 12:18, 22 October 2015

2015-10-22T12:18:27Z

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	While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.		While many of [[Chris]]'s replies are longer than in previous mailbags, they are also more aggressive. There are many instances in which he takes on an insulting, superior tone, as though he can't believe what he has to put up with here. Another notable departure is Chris's complete lack of censorship in this mailbag. All the letters originally posted are answered, regardless of how little Chris likes them.

	In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he ~~doesn~~'t ~~really give a shit~~ about politics despite being Mayor of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika", and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. ~~Also, he~~ reiterates his idea that ~~ASPERGER~~'~~S IS NOTHING LIKE [[Autism\|AUTISM]] WHATSOEVER GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN DIRTY STUPID IMMATURE SKULLS~~		In his replies Chris likens the mentally handicapped to zombies, thinks "benevolent" is an insult, says he isn't deeply about politics despite being Mayor of [[CWCville]], states that he has an aversion to typing the word "swastika", and thinks [[homos\|homosexuality]] is also caused by drinking during pregnancy. He also reiterates his idea that Aspergers' Syndrome is incomparable to autism.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

TRUEandHONESTuser: /* That wacky Hitler */

2013-12-23T20:50:45Z

That wacky Hitler

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	Erich von Klinkerhoffen}}		Erich von Klinkerhoffen}}
	{{EmailReply\|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-boomerang-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).}}		{{EmailReply\|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-boomerang-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but [[Chris and English\|I do not wish to type the word]]).}}

	===In which Chris assumes Clyde Cash would punch him===		===In which Chris assumes Clyde Cash would punch him===

NegaCWC: /* Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay */ Is that so Mr. Chandler?

2012-06-03T19:20:05Z

Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay: Is that so Mr. Chandler?

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	{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason is just stupid.		{{EmailReply\|I would not hate the guy for just the ONE reason; I liked Stephen Fry's vocal work on [[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBiGPlanet]], but I do not hold his lifestyle against him; he did his work and did a good job. Also, [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|hoping someone dies for ONLY that one reason]] is just stupid.

	I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me, but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.		I appreciate your wanting to name your child after me, but FOR GOD's Sake, rasing a child with Autism is a LOT OF HARD WORK, a LOT harder than raising a Normal Child. Although, you may look up Autism on [[Wikipedia]] to see the mental problems of the child to further prove the point. Also, For God's Sake, NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child.

Trombonista at 19:12, 16 December 2011

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	2. can i use sonichu in my super zelda bros comix??		2. can i use sonichu in my super zelda bros comix??

	3. if u met clyd cash IRL what would u do?? }}		3. if u met clyd cash IRL what would u do??}}
	{{EmailReply\|I would say the parts where I communicate with him; similar to a father-and-son conversation. You may, As Long As you make the written reference to me as Sonichu's original creator with a statement like, "Sonichu and all related material was originally created by Christian Weston Chandler." I would maintain a pleasant conversation, with hopes of it not turning into an abusive conflict; I would not hit back unless he hit me first.}}		{{EmailReply\|I would say the parts where I communicate with him; similar to a father-and-son conversation. You may, As Long As you make the written reference to me as Sonichu's original creator with a statement like, "Sonichu and all related material was originally created by Christian Weston Chandler." I would maintain a pleasant conversation, with hopes of it not turning into an abusive conflict; I would not hit back unless he hit me first.}}