Mailbag 50 - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 13:55, 11 December 2025

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	===Obviously they didn't notice [[Inos]]===		===Obviously they didn't notice [[Inos]]===

	{{Email\|From: carissamae '''I think sometimes Asperchu is mean to Christian W. Chandler like when Asperchu called him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]! That was not very nice.''' But I think Asperchu teaches some really good lessons and Jivin is such a good character. I wish Christian C. would have some [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] characters in his comics but he doesn't.}}		{{Email\|From: carissamae '''I think sometimes Asperchu is mean to Christian W. Chandler like when Asperchu called him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]! That was not very nice.''' But I think Asperchu teaches some really good lessons and Jivin is such a good character. I wish Christian C. would have some [[Chris and Race#Black people\|black]] characters in his comics but he doesn't.}}

	===And in closing...===		===And in closing...===

Superspongebobbros at 00:41, 7 October 2020

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	On 30 [[January 2010]], [[Chris]] uploaded '''Mailbag 50''', containing questions picked out by himself. It was the first mailbag not uploaded by the Sysop. Oddly, none of the "letters" were actually emails; Chris simply responded to a conversation a group of [[trolls\|users]] had on a [[Sonichu Forum\|Sonichu fan forum]].		On 30 [[January 2010]], [[Chris]] uploaded '''Mailbag 50''', containing questions picked out by himself. It was the first mailbag not uploaded by the Sysop. Oddly, none of the "letters" were actually emails; Chris simply responded to a conversation a group of [[trolls\|users]] had on a [[Sonichu Forum\|Sonichu fan forum]].

	As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. ~~[[Wikipedia:Cthulhu~~\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.		As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. {{w\|Cthulhu}}, who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.

	Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who DEFINITELY aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.		Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who DEFINITELY aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.
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	===Asperchu causes homosexuality===		===Asperchu causes homosexuality===
	{{Email\|From: Dr. ~~[[Wikipedia:Cthulhu~~\|Cthulhu]] I try not to be a [[homo]]phobe, but I myself have struggled with homosexuality, and the gay ads on [[CWCipedia]] are NOT helping. They're gone for now, thanks to Alec Benson Leary (probably the only good thing he's ever done), but it's kind of worse. The other day out of curiosity I clicked and '''read some [[Asperchu]] and [[Simonchu]]. Terrible comic''', but the homosexuality in it aroused me, brought back old feelings and I couldn't help but...do it to myself. If Chris doesn't make Alec take them down I may have to stop reading Sonichu forever!}}		{{Email\|From: Dr. {{w\|Cthulhu}} I try not to be a [[homo]]phobe, but I myself have struggled with homosexuality, and the gay ads on [[CWCipedia]] are NOT helping. They're gone for now, thanks to Alec Benson Leary (probably the only good thing he's ever done), but it's kind of worse. The other day out of curiosity I clicked and '''read some [[Asperchu]] and [[Simonchu]]. Terrible comic''', but the homosexuality in it aroused me, brought back old feelings and I couldn't help but...do it to myself. If Chris doesn't make Alec take them down I may have to stop reading Sonichu forever!}}

	===Especially in children===		===Especially in children===

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	As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.		As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.

	Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who ~~[[Lie\|~~DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.		Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who DEFINITELY aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.

	==Special note==		==Special note==

	{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are ~~[[Lie\|~~nearly harsh,]] but more comprehensible to me.<br>		{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are nearly harsh, but more comprehensible to me.<br>
	I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], [[Death threats\|Good]] and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.		I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], [[Death threats\|Good]] and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.

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	{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu		{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu
	'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with ~~[[Lie\|~~some purpose in mind]]. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.		'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with some purpose in mind. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.

	His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}		His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}

Promethean: /* The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails */

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The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails

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	His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}		His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}
	''[[Jackie]] made a very similar claim much later.''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>		''[[Jackie]] made a very similar claim much later.''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>
	{{Email\|From: xxros3ychuxx i think '''the purpose behind the use of a child-like artistic style is to invoke the feel of childhood imagination'''. who didnt used to scribble funny doodles about their favorite cartoon characters when they were little? for me sonichu '''reminds me of being a little kid and not having to worry about grown up stuff like college and [[money]] and my [[Wendy's\|stupid dead-end job]]. thats why i like it so much'''.}}		{{Email\|From: xxros3ychuxx i think '''the purpose behind the use of a child-like artistic style is to invoke the feel of childhood imagination'''. who didnt used to scribble funny doodles about their favorite cartoon characters when they were little? for me sonichu '''reminds me of being a little kid and not having to worry about grown up stuff like [[PVCC\|college]] and [[money]] and my [[Wendy's\|stupid dead-end job]]. thats why i like it so much'''.}}

	{{Email\|From: lucywatson Me too! My little brother, whom suffers from [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Down's Syndrome]]], draws in the same exact style, and it's nice to see someone draw like him! '''My little brother gets so much inspiration from Chris because his art is just like the popular Sonichu! I think that's why Chris draws in such a childish, and in some ways slow in the mind way. He wishes to be an inspiration''' to mentally handicapped children everywhere!}}		{{Email\|From: lucywatson Me too! My little brother, whom suffers from [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Down's Syndrome]]], draws in the same exact style, and it's nice to see someone draw like him! '''My little brother gets so much inspiration from Chris because his art is just like the popular Sonichu! I think that's why Chris draws in such a childish, and in some ways slow in the mind way. He wishes to be an inspiration''' to mentally handicapped children everywhere!}}

RedVine01: /* Good writing sucks */

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Good writing sucks

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	personally i sometimes read asperchu but '''after the [[Chaotic Combo\|chaotic combo]] got killed off i was so sad i just couldnt stand it anymore!!'''		personally i sometimes read asperchu but '''after the [[Chaotic Combo\|chaotic combo]] got killed off i was so sad i just couldnt stand it anymore!!'''

	it was really poignant and dramatic but '''it was so sad (and not to mention so gross-looking!!!) that i just felt too [[stress]]ed to read it anymore!''' at least when people die horribly violent deaths in Chris's comic you just hear about it, never see it (like [[Ivy]] shudders)!!!!!}}		it was really poignant and dramatic but '''it was so sad (and not to mention so gross-looking!!!) that i just felt too [[stress]]ed to read it anymore!''' at least when people die horribly violent deaths in Chris's comic you just hear about it, [[Asperpedia Four\|never see it]] (like [[Ivy]] shudders)!!!!!}}

	===Yay, Max!===		===Yay, Max!===

RedVine01: /* The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails */

2017-02-07T03:18:29Z

The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails

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	{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu		{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu
	'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with some purpose in mind. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.		'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with [[Lie\|some purpose in mind]]. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.

	His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}		His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}

RedVine01: /* Chris the humble */

2017-02-07T03:15:21Z

Chris the humble

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	{{Email\|From: foofs '''Alec wishes he was as popular as Big CWC''' but he does upload alot of content all the time and is very polite so kudos to him, but '''he's still got nothing on CWC'''.}}		{{Email\|From: foofs '''Alec wishes he was as popular as Big CWC''' but he does upload alot of content all the time and is very polite so kudos to him, but '''he's still got nothing on CWC'''.}}

	{{EmailReply\|I could not personally agree more, and I am doing what I can to have Alec's "Manager", [[Mao]], REMOVE all of his ads from this, my Cwcipedia. It is a struggling task, especially in verbal exchange; it is like [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|talking to a brick wall]]. But maybe with your inputs, they will finally understand, take them down and leave us be with the Cwcipedia as it should be. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:20, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|[[Chris and his ego\|I could not personally agree more]], and I am doing what I can to have Alec's "Manager", [[Mao]], REMOVE all of his ads from this, my Cwcipedia. It is a struggling task, especially in verbal exchange; it is like [[Vivitheg's AIM chat\|talking to a brick wall]]. But maybe with your inputs, they will finally understand, take them down and leave us be with the Cwcipedia as it should be. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:20, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}

	==The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails==		==The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails==

RedVine01: /* Special note */

2017-02-07T03:12:39Z

Special note

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	==Special note==		==Special note==

	{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are nearly harsh, but more comprehensible to me.<br>		{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are [[Lie\|nearly harsh,]] but more comprehensible to me.<br>
	I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], Good and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.		I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], [[Death threats\|Good]] and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.

	Thank you, and Stay Safe,		Thank you, and Stay Safe,

RedVine01: Cleanup on Line 4, again!

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Cleanup on Line 4, again!

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	As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.		As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.

	Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]][[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who [[Lie\|DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.		Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who [[Lie\|DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.

	==Special note==		==Special note==

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2016-12-26T14:53:29Z

Whoops! Cleanup on line 4!

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	As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.		As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.

	Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga"\|"Turn]][[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who [Lie\|DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.		Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]][[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who [[Lie\|DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.

	==Special note==		==Special note==

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	As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.		As such, Chris didn't so much respond to individual letters, as lines of conversation. Although these letters were all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego\|awesome]] he was, or to support his war against [[Asperchu]], there were still plenty of letters that sarcastically mocked him, with Chris [[Naive\|none the wiser]]. The funniest was probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu\|Cthulhu]], who outright mocked Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke his [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolded parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people had been saying about him (or positive things they had been saying about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris had deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he wouldn't seem like such a pussy.

	Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who ~~[[Lie\|~~DEFINITELY]] aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.		Highlights include two [[Homos\|homophobic]], [[Chris and religion\|"Holier Than Thou"]] cretins believing that ads saying "[[Family Guy\|Seth MacFarlane]] supports gay marriage" would [[Tomgirl Saga\|"Turn]] [[Gaybian\|them gay"]], people who DEFINITELY aren't Chris showering him with utter praise to the point of [[Chris and religion\|worship]], while expressing hate for [[Asperchu]] so exaggerated it becomes comical, someone defending the [[Chris and art\|artwork]] of [[Sonichu]], something that nobody other than Chris himself, would do, and more [[Duck\|duck-sucking]] comments.

	==Special note==		==Special note==

	{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are ~~[[Lie\|~~nearly harsh,]] but more comprehensible to me.<br>		{{EmailReply\|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism\|CONFUSING]]. These here are nearly harsh, but more comprehensible to me.<br>
	I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], [[Death threats\|Good]] and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.		I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content\|True]], [[Death threats\|Good]] and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.

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	{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu		{{Email\|From: Dr. Cthulhu
	'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with ~~[[Lie\|~~some purpose in mind]]. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.		'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter\|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with some purpose in mind. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art\|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.

	His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}		His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}