Mailbag 52 - Revision history

KingClark at 17:05, 25 October 2020

2020-10-25T17:05:56Z

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	'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.		'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.

	Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''		Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

	Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from ''{{w\|Sonic Shuffle}}''. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower\|girlfriend]].		Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from ''{{w\|Sonic Shuffle}}''. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower\|girlfriend]].

Larry the Larryhog: /* And finally, insight on sports */ Billy♂has♂a♂Wikipedia♂page

2020-10-08T18:49:13Z

And finally, insight on sports: Billy♂has♂a♂Wikipedia♂page

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	=== And finally, insight on sports ===		=== And finally, insight on sports ===
	[[Image:ChrisAndAsperchuWrestle.jpg\|thumb\|Good straight fun!]]		[[Image:ChrisAndAsperchuWrestle.jpg\|thumb\|Good straight fun!]]
	{{Email\|From: Billy Herrington <broaniki@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Billy Herrington}} <broaniki@gmail.com>
	Hello again Chris,		Hello again Chris,

Superspongebobbros at 00:44, 7 October 2020

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	Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''		Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

	Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from ~~[[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|~~''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower\|girlfriend]].		Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from ''{{w\|Sonic Shuffle}}''. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower\|girlfriend]].

	==Answered==		==Answered==
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	Christopher Weston Chandler,		Christopher Weston Chandler,

	I am writing on behalf of my husband, Mike. Sadly Mike passed away earlier this morning around midnight. He was found slumped over in his chair with a bottle of [[alcohol]] and a mostly empty bottle of ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Zolpidem\|ambien]]. Until we have the autopsy on Monday, there is no way of knowing if this is suicide or if it was accidental.		I am writing on behalf of my husband, Mike. Sadly Mike passed away earlier this morning around midnight. He was found slumped over in his chair with a bottle of [[alcohol]] and a mostly empty bottle of {{w\|Zolpidem\|ambien}}. Until we have the autopsy on Monday, there is no way of knowing if this is suicide or if it was accidental.

	I am putting my husband's affairs in order, one of which was you. I am tempted to scream at you and call you all sorts of names as I feel that YOU are the reason Mike committed suicide. One look at your filthy little page shows me that you've driven more than one person to suicide. He reached out to you in a moment of trouble and you were too busy to help him, despite your promises to.		I am putting my husband's affairs in order, one of which was you. I am tempted to scream at you and call you all sorts of names as I feel that YOU are the reason Mike committed suicide. One look at your filthy little page shows me that you've driven more than one person to suicide. He reached out to you in a moment of trouble and you were too busy to help him, despite your promises to.
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	1. I see that at one point in your blog, you told Jack Thaddeus to "Go Into F***ing Scientology". What are your opinions on Scientology, if I may ask? You obviously disapprove of it, but is there anything else you have to say about it? Also, did you know that "homos" are considered evil in Scientology?		1. I see that at one point in your blog, you told Jack Thaddeus to "Go Into F***ing Scientology". What are your opinions on Scientology, if I may ask? You obviously disapprove of it, but is there anything else you have to say about it? Also, did you know that "homos" are considered evil in Scientology?

	2. In ~~[[Wikipedia:Oman~~\|Oman]], there are laws against ugliness (such as unpainted buildings and dirty cars) that causes the sultan [[stress]]. Does CWCville have any such laws?		2. In {{w\|Oman}}, there are laws against ugliness (such as unpainted buildings and dirty cars) that causes the sultan [[stress]]. Does CWCville have any such laws?

	Regards,		Regards,

Asperhes at 23:03, 8 December 2015

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	Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''		Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

	Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[~~Sweetheart~~\|girlfriend]].		Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[The Wallflower\|girlfriend]].

	==Answered==		==Answered==
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	{{Email\|From: handsomeboy@newsrap.com		{{Email\|From: handsomeboy@newsrap.com
	Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you plans?}}		Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you plans?}}
	{{EmailReply\|Spend time with my [[~~Kimmi~~\|girl friend]].}}		{{EmailReply\|Spend time with my [[The Wallflower\|girl friend]].}}

	=== Master of diplomacy at work ===		=== Master of diplomacy at work ===

Asperhes at 22:54, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T22:54:30Z

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	'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.		'''Mailbag 52''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 1 [[February 2010]]. Due to the closure of the CWCipedia on 8-14 February, the response to these emails was delayed even more than usual.

	Chris ~~introduces his~~ new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-~~pastes~~ this stock response ''ten'' times ~~in this one~~, often in cases ~~where~~ the writer ~~has~~ no thoughts ~~he wants~~ "inputed" such as an automatically generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''		Chris introduced a new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with, "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases in which the writer had no thoughts to be "inputed," such as an automatically-generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

	Other notable responses ~~include~~ Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and ~~reveals~~ that he stole the whole dark mirror story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also ~~claims~~ that he's going to spend ~~time~~ with his [[Sweetheart\|girlfriend]]~~. Given that Valentine's Day was almost over when he answered these, the chances of him making good on that promise is almost insignificant~~.		Other notable responses included Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and revealing that he stole the whole "dark mirror" story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claimed that he was going to spend Valentine's Day with his [[Sweetheart\|girlfriend]].

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Asperhes: /* The comic is obviously still perfect */

2015-04-12T03:00:06Z

The comic is obviously still perfect

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	My question on your [[art]] is, are you physically handicapped at all? Are your hands deformed or do you have poor control over your fine motor skills? Have you ever considered hiring a free lance artist to do the drawings for you so they would look professional instead of something a 8 year old with Downs Syndrome would scribble in his coloring book?		My question on your [[art]] is, are you physically handicapped at all? Are your hands deformed or do you have poor control over your fine motor skills? Have you ever considered hiring a free lance artist to do the drawings for you so they would look professional instead of something a 8 year old with Downs Syndrome would scribble in his coloring book?

	Second, [[Chris and writing\|the stories suck man]]. You don't seem to have any concept of keeping continuity or story arcs correct. Like when [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|CWC's sister]] is trapped in limbo and CWC needed to track down the [[Sonichu Balls\|Chaos Emeralds]], but then CWC turns into [[Colossal Chris]] he simply, and anti-climatically, opens a magical doorway and pulls her out. Why? You would have had so many opportunities for adventure and excitement if you had started a quest to get the Emeralds.		Second, [[Chris and writing\|the stories suck man]]. You don't seem to have any concept of keeping continuity or story arcs correct. Like when [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|CWC's sister]] is trapped in limbo and CWC needed to track down the [[Sonichu Balls\|Chaos Emeralds]], but then CWC turns into [[Collosal Chan\|Colossal Chris]] he simply, and anti-climatically, opens a magical doorway and pulls her out. Why? You would have had so many opportunities for adventure and excitement if you had started a quest to get the Emeralds.

	Also, the dialog. Dude, what the heck is up with all the rambling monologues confusing speech?		Also, the dialog. Dude, what the heck is up with all the rambling monologues confusing speech?

Alan Pardew at 13:23, 7 May 2014

2014-05-07T13:23:18Z

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	Chris introduces his new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pastes this stock response ''ten'' times in this one, often in cases where the writer has no thoughts he wants "inputed" such as an automatically generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''		Chris introduces his new way of rejecting mail in this mailbag by replying with "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English\|inputed]] and [[Chris and his Ego\|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pastes this stock response ''ten'' times in this one, often in cases where the writer has no thoughts he wants "inputed" such as an automatically generated form letter, or ''a letter from a grieving widow.''

	Other notable responses include Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and reveals that he stole the whole dark mirror story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claims that he's going to spend time with his [[Sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Given that [[Valentine's Day]] was almost over when he answered these, the chances of him making good on that promise is almost insignificant.		Other notable responses include Chris telling us that we should take everything he does at face value, and reveals that he stole the whole dark mirror story from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle\|''Sonic Shuffle'']]. He also claims that he's going to spend time with his [[Sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Given that Valentine's Day was almost over when he answered these, the chances of him making good on that promise is almost insignificant.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Dynamic Dragon: /* And finally, insight on sports */

2013-12-08T18:11:50Z

And finally, insight on sports

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	Take care,		Take care,
	Billy Herrington}}		Billy Herrington}}
	{{EmailReply\|[[Bionic\|Basketball]].}}		{{EmailReply\|[[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Basketball]].}}
	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}

The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here: We ain't ED.

2012-01-23T09:48:56Z

We ain't ED.

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	http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/}}		http://www.christianmemorials.com/tributes/mike-jackson/}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}		{{EmailReply\|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}
	''In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], Chris revealed that he didn't remember who Mike was, nor did he even look at Mike's obituary. ~~Chris is a [[Collosal Chan\|collosal]] dick.''~~		''In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], Chris revealed that he didn't remember who Mike was, nor did he even look at Mike's obituary.

	=== ...yeah, it's probably supposed to be "ignoring" ===		=== ...yeah, it's probably supposed to be "ignoring" ===

Eamoo at 20:01, 9 October 2011

2011-10-09T20:01:13Z

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