Mailbag 56 - Revision history

Superspongebobbros at 00:51, 7 October 2020

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	===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===		===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Mystery Science Theater 3000\|Crow Servo]] <mst3k1992@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Mystery Science Theater 3000\|Crow Servo}} <mst3k1992@gmail.com>
	Dear Director Christian Weston Chandler		Dear Director Christian Weston Chandler

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	===On appreciating tone (also the end)===		===On appreciating tone (also the end)===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh~~\|Gilgamesh]] [[Homos\|Gaylord]] <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Gilgamesh}} [[Homos\|Gaylord]] <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>

	"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."		"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."

Asperhes at 23:02, 8 December 2015

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	'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.		'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.

	Nothing interesting actually ~~happens~~ in this Mailbag, because Chris ~~replies~~ to nearly all of the emails with a short, generic ~~response without addressing~~ the actual content of the ~~message~~. The only ~~thing~~ of note is that he ~~continues~~ to insist that he ~~has~~ a new sweetheart while ~~continuing to~~ not ~~mention~~ the slightest thing about her, beyond ~~that~~ "she exists". This sweetheart would eventually turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.		Nothing interesting actually happened in this Mailbag because Chris replied to nearly all of the emails with short, generic responses that didn't address the actual content of the messages. The only point of note is that he continued to insist that he had a new sweetheart while not revealing the slightest thing about her beyond "she exists." This sweetheart would eventually turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.

	As ~~of the death of~~ the CWCipedia in late [[May 2010]], this was ~~also~~ the last Mailbag Chris answered.		As the CWCipedia died in late [[May 2010]], this was the last Mailbag Chris answered.

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Trombonista at 02:16, 5 November 2011

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	Love, a concerned fan,		Love, a concerned fan,

	Crow T. Servo }}		Crow T. Servo}}
	{{EmailReply\|I am exercising, I am not going bald, and I get my check-ups every few months.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am exercising, I am not going bald, and I get my check-ups every few months.}}

BubonicTheHedgehog: table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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table of contents (removed NOTOC)

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	~~__NOTOC__~~'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.		'''Mailbag 56''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[February 2010]]. Chris answered them on 20 February.

	Nothing interesting actually happens in this Mailbag, because Chris replies to nearly all of the emails with a short, generic response without addressing the actual content of the message. The only thing of note is that he continues to insist that he has a new sweetheart while continuing to not mention the slightest thing about her, beyond that "she exists". This sweetheart would eventually turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.		Nothing interesting actually happens in this Mailbag, because Chris replies to nearly all of the emails with a short, generic response without addressing the actual content of the message. The only thing of note is that he continues to insist that he has a new sweetheart while continuing to not mention the slightest thing about her, beyond that "she exists". This sweetheart would eventually turn out to be [[The Wallflower]], who was never really interested in Chris at all.

Trombonista at 22:43, 27 November 2010

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Eamoo: /* On appreciating tone (also the end) */

2010-07-15T18:23:18Z

On appreciating tone (also the end)

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	===On appreciating tone (also the end)===		===On appreciating tone (also the end)===
	{{Email\|From: Gilgamesh Gaylord <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh\|Gilgamesh]] [[Homos\|Gaylord]] <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>

	"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."		"Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."

Eamoo: /* In which Chris isn't sorry at all */

2010-07-15T18:21:43Z

In which Chris isn't sorry at all

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	I've had a tough time dealing with my father's death. My mother has had to start counseling because she found my father's cold lifeless body laying in the living room. She had to put her hands on his wrist and check to see if he still had a pulse as well as check him for breathing as she dialed 911.		I've had a tough time dealing with my father's death. My mother has had to start counseling because she found my father's cold lifeless body laying in the living room. She had to put her hands on his wrist and check to see if he still had a pulse as well as check him for breathing as she dialed 911.

	My mother had to keep my screaming and crying siblings from coming into the living room while she waited ALONE WITH HIS BODY for the ambulance people to arrive and pronounce him dead. SHE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT NIGHT EVER SINCE. She hasn't eaten, she sleeps very little, and she cries all the time. His death has shattered her heart levels to depths that you will never even feel, you asshole.		My mother had to keep my screaming and crying siblings from coming into the living room while she waited ALONE WITH HIS BODY for the ambulance people to arrive and pronounce him dead. SHE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT NIGHT EVER SINCE. She hasn't eaten, she sleeps very little, and she cries all the time. His death has shattered her [[heart level\|heart levels]] to depths that you will never even feel, you asshole.

	This isn't even including how I've been dealing with my father's death. My wife Debbie has been consoling me constantly- I love her so much that I can understand how traumatic what my mother experienced was. Debbie has been taking care of my siblings as well as handling the responsibilities of the house and business. I am studying to take over the business in a few years.		This isn't even including how I've been dealing with my father's death. My wife Debbie has been consoling me constantly- I love her so much that I can understand how traumatic what my mother experienced was. Debbie has been taking care of my siblings as well as handling the responsibilities of the house and business. I am studying to take over the business in a few years.

Eamoo: /* In which Chris misses the point */

2010-07-15T18:20:39Z

In which Chris misses the point

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	"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."		"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."

	I don't see how Lolisa is a standard radio co-host personality or how Bubbles is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.		I don't see how [[Lolisa]] is a standard radio co-host personality or how [[Bubbles]] is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.

	Now, let's take Alec as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}		Now, let's take [[Alec]] as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}		{{EmailReply\|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}

Eamoo: /* Sonichu Revolution is the best! */

2010-07-15T18:20:05Z

Sonichu Revolution is the best!

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	{{Email\|From: theprancer1@writeme.com		{{Email\|From: theprancer1@writeme.com

	I love your new Sonichu Revolution comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}		I love your new [[Sonichu Revolution]] comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}		{{EmailReply\|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}

Pfargtl9000: /* On appreciating tone */

2010-06-05T02:23:07Z

On appreciating tone

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	{{EmailReply\|I am sorry.}}		{{EmailReply\|I am sorry.}}

	===On appreciating tone===		===On appreciating tone (also the end)===
	{{Email\|From: Gilgamesh Gaylord <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: Gilgamesh Gaylord <gilgamesh1317@yahoo.co.uk>

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	It just goes to show that while you're not abusing your authority anymore, you still aren't giving a shit about your fans. That's why we all fucking left, Chris. EVERY. LAST. ONE.}}		It just goes to show that while you're not abusing your authority anymore, you still aren't giving a shit about your fans. That's why we all fucking left, Chris. EVERY. LAST. ONE.}}
	{{EmailReply\|It's abrasive, derogatory and extensively obscene comments like that which gets such a response, because I do not care for those. As Miss Monica Rial told me when I met her, "[[Mailbag 32#Asperchu can't be a parody of Chris, because Asperchu's not a total dick fucking asshole\|People who are nice to me get nice responses]]. People who bad-mouth me, I say 'Go to hell.'"}}		{{EmailReply\|It's abrasive, derogatory and extensively obscene comments like that which gets such a response, because I do not care for those. As Miss Monica Rial told me when I met her, "[[Mailbag 32#Asperchu can't be a parody of Chris, because Asperchu's not a total dick fucking asshole\|People who are nice to me get nice responses]]. People who bad-mouth me, I say 'Go to hell.'"}}

	===You killed him, Chris===		===You killed him, Chris===
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	You just slapped her in the face and pissed on the corpse of her husband--after you MURDERED HIM, I should add.		You just slapped her in the face and pissed on the corpse of her husband--after you MURDERED HIM, I should add.

	You call that a "neutral reply"? I don't think so, as "neutral" implies that you're not pissing people off, and I know that a MAJORITY of the FEW remaining fans consider this to be the last straw.}}		You call that a "neutral reply"? I don't think so, as "neutral" implies that you're not pissing people off, and I know that a MAJORITY of the FEW remaining fans consider this to be the last straw.}}
	{{EmailReply\|I beg your pardon, for the while, I was under a misunderstanding. I thought they were talking about the Pop Star, Michael Jackson, not the dude-child who ran away to marry a prostitute. And with that, [[Chris and remorse\|I am very sorry]].}}		{{EmailReply\|I beg your pardon, for the while, I was under a misunderstanding. I thought they were talking about the Pop Star, Michael Jackson, not the dude-child who ran away to marry a prostitute. And with that, [[Chris and remorse\|I am very sorry]].}}

	===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===		===On Chris's rapidly deteriorating human form===
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	{{Email\|From: mostlysunny@reborn.com		{{Email\|From: mostlysunny@reborn.com

	I saw your "Your letter has been read fully" bullshit copypasta. Nice to know how little you think of your real fans that you can't be bothered from your oh-so-busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass and [[A Sonichu Day\|playing with toys like a little fucking three year old]] to actually address and answer their concerns and questions.		I saw your "Your letter has been read fully" bullshit copypasta. Nice to know how little you think of your real fans that you can't be bothered from your oh-so-busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass and [[A Sonichu Day\|playing with toys like a little fucking three year old]] to actually address and answer their concerns and questions.

	Here's something for you to input: Fuck you, Chris.}}		Here's something for you to input: Fuck you, Chris.}}
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	{{Email\|From: theprancer1@writeme.com		{{Email\|From: theprancer1@writeme.com

	I love your new [[Sonichu Revolution]] comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}		I love your new [[Sonichu Revolution]] comic book. It is much better drawn and written, in my honest opinion. The old comic looked like it was drawn and written by a four year old. I mean, Crayola markers? So childish. I'm so glad you've decided to reboot. Consider me a fan again.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}		{{EmailReply\|Those pages are NOT mine; Alec is drawing those, and I never gave him permission to do so, and he is wasting the adspace he wrongfully bought with that crap that does not pertain at all to My, and The Original, Sonichu Pages.}}

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	"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."		"5) They have their own Personalities; take a deeper look."

	I don't see how [[Lolisa]] is a standard radio co-host personality or how [[Bubbles]] is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.		I don't see how [[Lolisa]] is a standard radio co-host personality or how [[Bubbles]] is supposed to be "Stern, but Caring". You can't just say "Character X has Personality Y", you have to show Character X doing something that someone with Personality Y would do. That's your job as the writer--their personalities are all in your head and your head alone, you have to show them displaying those personalities so everyone else will know that as well. We are not mind readers, Chris.

	Now, let's take [[Alec]] as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}		Now, let's take [[Alec]] as a good example. In his comic, Bubbles is a lovable idiot. He instantly shows this by having her get a straw stuck in her eye and by having the other characters regard her as something of a house pet. He doesn't just say "She's stupid", he shows her doing stupid things and lets us draw the conclusion ourselves.}}
	{{EmailReply\|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}		{{EmailReply\|Alec has no right at all; his pages are NOT THE PAGES; they are ONLY Parody.}}