Mailbag 58 - Revision history

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2023-08-12T01:11:34Z

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	'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent {{w\|Anton ~~LaVeyAnton~~ LaVey's}} {{w\|Church of Satan}}. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].		'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent {{w\|Anton LaVey\|Anton LaVey's}} {{w\|Church of Satan}}. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].

	On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.		On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.

Superspongebobbros: /* The revised Mailbag 58 */

2020-10-07T19:44:04Z

The revised Mailbag 58

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	{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}		{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}

	{{Email\|From: {{w\|Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle}{ <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle}} <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>
	Hey Chris!		Hey Chris!

Superspongebobbros at 13:18, 7 October 2020

2020-10-07T13:18:37Z

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	{{Email\|From: {{List of Digimon Tamers characters\|Takato Matsuda}} <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of Digimon Tamers characters\|Takato Matsuda}} <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
	Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w\|Digimon}}. I named him {{w\|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.		Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w\|Digimon}}. I named him {{w\|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

Superspongebobbros at 00:59, 7 October 2020

2020-10-07T00:59:27Z

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	'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent ~~[[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey~~\|Anton LaVey's~~]] [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan~~\|Church of Satan]]. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].		'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent {{w\|Anton LaVeyAnton LaVey's}} {{w\|Church of Satan}}. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].

	On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.		On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.
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	==The original Mailbag 58==		==The original Mailbag 58==

	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Reimu Hakurei\|Reimu Hakurei]] <diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of Touhou Project chracters #Reimu Hakurei\|Reimu Hakurei}} <diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com>
	Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}		Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}

	[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]		[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]

	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda~~\|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{List of Digimon Tamers characters\|Takato Matsuda}} <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
	Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a ~~[[Wikipedia:Digimon~~\|Digimon]]. I named him ~~[[Wikipedia:Guilmon~~\|Guilmon]]! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.		Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w\|Digimon}}. I named him {{w\|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

	Bye!		Bye!
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	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Samuel Beckett\|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Samuel Beckett\|Sam Beckett}} <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>
	Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}		Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}

	{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com		{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com
	I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Church of Satan\|My church]] taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?		I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! {{w\|Church of Satan\|My church}} taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?

	And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}		And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}
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	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Kaiser Wilhelm~~\|Kaiser Wilhelm]] <worldwarfun@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Kaiser Wilhelm}} <worldwarfun@gmail.com>
	Why did you say Moon-Pals isn't any good because it's a parody? Sonichu is a parody of Sonic and Pokemon.}}		Why did you say Moon-Pals isn't any good because it's a parody? Sonichu is a parody of Sonic and Pokemon.}}

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	-If the government were to capture you because they deemed you as dangerous, and were to torture you until you finally confess, who would you not be able to betray? Who are you closest to in this world?		-If the government were to capture you because they deemed you as dangerous, and were to torture you until you finally confess, who would you not be able to betray? Who are you closest to in this world?

	-~~[[Wikipedia:~~Nineteen Eighty-Four\|Winston Smith]]}}		-{{w\|Nineteen Eighty-Four\|Winston Smith}}}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}		{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}

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	{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}		{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}

	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle]] <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle}{ <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>
	Hey Chris!		Hey Chris!

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	{{EmailReply\|Thanks I guess, although I'm disappointed that Sonichu has yet to get me any China. That's my Only Goal and I'm sad to see it Unfulfilled.}}		{{EmailReply\|Thanks I guess, although I'm disappointed that Sonichu has yet to get me any China. That's my Only Goal and I'm sad to see it Unfulfilled.}}

	{{Email\|From: From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Frank Miller (comics)\|Frank Miller]] <fmiller@darkhorse.com>		{{Email\|From: From: {{w\|Frank Miller (comics)\|Frank Miller}} <fmiller@darkhorse.com>

	On a lighter, more personal note, gotta say one thing I really dig about your books is how you write your female characters. They're empowered, intelligent and sexy, that's how I like my dames.		On a lighter, more personal note, gotta say one thing I really dig about your books is how you write your female characters. They're empowered, intelligent and sexy, that's how I like my dames.
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	{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}		{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}

	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Hal Emmerich~~\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|Hal Emmerich}} <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>

	Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.		Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.

Don'tCallAnybody: /* The revised Mailbag 58 */

2015-11-14T18:37:38Z

The revised Mailbag 58

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	==The revised Mailbag 58==		==The revised Mailbag 58==

			{{Protip\|Chris never wrote any of these replies. Take them with a grain of salt!}}
	{{Email\|From: frank leborsky <frankleborsky@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: frank leborsky <frankleborsky@googlemail.com>
	Hello Chris,		Hello Chris,

Anonybot: /* The revised Mailbag 58 */

2011-10-05T14:10:31Z

The revised Mailbag 58

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	{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}		{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}

	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:~~Hal_Emmerich~~\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Hal Emmerich\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>

	Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.		Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.

Trombonista at 17:33, 15 November 2010

2010-11-15T17:33:29Z

Eamoo at 09:37, 7 October 2010

2010-10-07T09:37:49Z

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	'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent [[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey\|Anton LaVey's]] [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan\|Church of Satan]]. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].		'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent [[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey\|Anton LaVey's]] [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan\|Church of Satan]]. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].

	On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.		On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.
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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Hal_Emmerich\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Hal_Emmerich\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>

	Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using Raichu as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.		Chris, exactly how strong would you say the average Sonichu or Rosechu is? I'm only asking because recently, one of them was not only fainted, but killed by an attack from a Voltorb. Voltorbs have a very low physical attack power, about equal to Luvdisc, a very feeble pokemon. Even a powerful move like Explosion wouldn't be very powerful against your average fully evolved Pokemon. Using [[Raichu]] as an example, the average explosion from a Voltorb of equal level to a Raichu would leave a Raichu alive with energy to spare, and certainly not faint it, much less kill it.

	My only conclusion from this is that ~~Sonichus~~ and ~~Rosechus~~ are incredibly weak Pokemon, and that it's probably a good thing that they are very fast, because if an attack ever struck them, they would probably die as easily as Simonla did.}}		My only conclusion from this is that [[Sonichu]]s and [[Rosechu]]s are incredibly weak [[Pokemon]], and that it's probably a good thing that they are very fast, because if an attack ever struck them, they would probably die as easily as Simonla did.}}
	{{EmailReply\|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE NOT WEAK. The Voltorb was from a HACKED GAME, Evan used an Action Replay to raise Voltorb's attack to 999 so he was sure to kill Simonla. Thankfully that cheating, murdering, trolling bastard is DEAD now, killed in Righteous Vengeance by Wild and young Sandy. Now that she murdered him, she can grow up Well Adjusted!}}		{{EmailReply\|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE NOT WEAK. The Voltorb was from a HACKED GAME, Evan used an Action Replay to raise Voltorb's attack to 999 so he was sure to kill [[Simonla]]. Thankfully that cheating, murdering, trolling bastard is DEAD now, killed in Righteous Vengeance by [[Wild]] and young [[Sandy]]. Now that she murdered him, she can grow up Well Adjusted!}}

	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}

Eamoo at 09:35, 7 October 2010

2010-10-07T09:35:54Z

Eamoo: /* The revised Mailbag 58 */

2010-07-15T18:25:49Z

The revised Mailbag 58

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	-If the government were to capture you because they deemed you as dangerous, and were to torture you until you finally confess, who would you not be able to betray? Who are you closest to in this world?		-If the government were to capture you because they deemed you as dangerous, and were to torture you until you finally confess, who would you not be able to betray? Who are you closest to in this world?

	-Winston Smith}}		-[[Wikipedia:Nineteen Eighty-Four\|Winston Smith]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}		{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}

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	Brittany}}		Brittany}}
	{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}		{{EmailReply\|You sound like an attractive woman! Let's make a deal, I will make Any Comics You Want if you come to my house and have some Hanky-Panky with me. Please? I'm a Virgin!}}


	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle]] <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Sam the Eagle\|Sam Eagle]] <sameaglesonichu@googlemail.com>
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	I've been reading all these new pages of Sonichu you've relased in the past few weeks and I must say THEY ARE GREAT! Really, you're doing such a good job with Sonichu. Thanks a lot for doing this comic for us fans. I can't wait to see how the plot will progress!!!}}		I've been reading all these new pages of Sonichu you've relased in the past few weeks and I must say THEY ARE GREAT! Really, you're doing such a good job with Sonichu. Thanks a lot for doing this comic for us fans. I can't wait to see how the plot will progress!!!}}
	{{EmailReply\|Thanks I guess, although I'm disappointed that Sonichu has yet to get me any China. That's my Only Goal and I'm sad to see it Unfulfilled.}}		{{EmailReply\|Thanks I guess, although I'm disappointed that Sonichu has yet to get me any China. That's my Only Goal and I'm sad to see it Unfulfilled.}}


	{{Email\|From: From: [[Wikipedia:Frank Miller (comics)\|Frank Miller]] <fmiller@darkhorse.com>		{{Email\|From: From: [[Wikipedia:Frank Miller (comics)\|Frank Miller]] <fmiller@darkhorse.com>
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	{{EmailReply\|Well, Frank, I don't like my women Intelligent or Empowered, as both make them much less likely to want Sex with Me. If I could find a Stupid, Weak woman who has Large Breasts, she would be my perfect Sweetheart! Thankfully my current girl friend seems to be Stupid, Weak, and Crazy, so I might have a shot! Wish me luck!}}		{{EmailReply\|Well, Frank, I don't like my women Intelligent or Empowered, as both make them much less likely to want Sex with Me. If I could find a Stupid, Weak woman who has Large Breasts, she would be my perfect Sweetheart! Thankfully my current girl friend seems to be Stupid, Weak, and Crazy, so I might have a shot! Wish me luck!}}


	{{Email\|From: David Hubbard <longcat3@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: David Hubbard <longcat3@yahoo.com>
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	On the Cwcipedia pages for Rosey and Sonee, you said that they evolve at a high friendship, or happiness level, however, your newest character, Sandy Rosechu evolved after only one week! This must mean that she is happier than Robbie, Cerah, and Christine. Are Sonichu and Rosechu bad parents? Their kids are clearly very unhappy, or else they would have evolved by now!}}		On the Cwcipedia pages for Rosey and Sonee, you said that they evolve at a high friendship, or happiness level, however, your newest character, Sandy Rosechu evolved after only one week! This must mean that she is happier than Robbie, Cerah, and Christine. Are Sonichu and Rosechu bad parents? Their kids are clearly very unhappy, or else they would have evolved by now!}}
	{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}		{{EmailReply\|I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight Incest with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.}}


	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Hal_Emmerich\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Hal_Emmerich\|Hal Emmerich]] <konotaismywaifu@yahoo.jp>
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	My only conclusion from this is that Sonichus and Rosechus are incredibly weak Pokemon, and that it's probably a good thing that they are very fast, because if an attack ever struck them, they would probably die as easily as Simonla did.}}		My only conclusion from this is that Sonichus and Rosechus are incredibly weak Pokemon, and that it's probably a good thing that they are very fast, because if an attack ever struck them, they would probably die as easily as Simonla did.}}
	{{EmailReply\|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE NOT WEAK. The Voltorb was from a HACKED GAME, Evan used an Action Replay to raise Voltorb's attack to 999 so he was sure to kill Simonla. Thankfully that cheating, murdering, trolling bastard is DEAD now, killed in Righteous Vengeance by Wild and young Sandy. Now that she murdered him, she can grow up Well Adjusted!}}		{{EmailReply\|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE NOT WEAK. The Voltorb was from a HACKED GAME, Evan used an Action Replay to raise Voltorb's attack to 999 so he was sure to kill Simonla. Thankfully that cheating, murdering, trolling bastard is DEAD now, killed in Righteous Vengeance by Wild and young Sandy. Now that she murdered him, she can grow up Well Adjusted!}}


	{{Mailbag}}		{{Mailbag}}

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	[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]		[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]

	{{Email\|From: {{List of Digimon Tamers characters\|Takato Matsuda}} <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|List of Digimon Tamers characters\|Takato Matsuda}} <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
	Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w\|Digimon}}. I named him {{w\|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.		Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a {{w\|Digimon}}. I named him {{w\|Guilmon}}! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda\|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda\|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
	Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a [[Wikipedia:Digimon\|Digimon]]. I named him [[Wikipedia:Guilmon\|Guilmon]]! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.		Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a [[Wikipedia:Digimon\|Digimon]]. I named him [[Wikipedia:Guilmon\|Guilmon]]! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

	Bye!		Bye!
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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Samuel Beckett\|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Samuel Beckett\|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>
	Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}		Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}

	{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com		{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com
	I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan\|My church]] taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?		I noticed that your birthday is coming up! Happy birthday! [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan\|My church]] taught me that one's birthday is the most important holiday of all. Would you agree with this?

	And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}		And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}

	{{Email\|From: Billy Bob <tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: Billy Bob <tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com>
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	{{Email\|From: thecozumel@usa.com		{{Email\|From: thecozumel@usa.com
	Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}		Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}

	{{Email\|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com		{{Email\|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com
	My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}		My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}

	{{Email\|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com		{{Email\|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com
	You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}		You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}

	{{Email\|From: pagan666@atheist.com		{{Email\|From: pagan666@atheist.com
	My friends at the Church of Satan and I love Sonichu. Our favorite thing about it is all the black majick you practice. We love the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha. Can you teach us how to perform this curse in a future video? We would really appreciate that.		My friends at the Church of Satan and I love Sonichu. Our favorite thing about it is all the black majick you practice. We love the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha. Can you teach us how to perform this curse in a future video? We would really appreciate that.

	Also, how did you manage to bring your dead dog back to life? We've tried everything from sacrificing goats to virgin blood, but nothing will bring my Poochie back. What's the trick?		Also, how did you manage to bring your dead dog back to life? We've tried everything from sacrificing goats to virgin blood, but nothing will bring my Poochie back. What's the trick?

	Hail Satan!}}		Hail Satan!}}

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	'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 February 2010. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent [[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey\|Anton LaVey's]] Church of Satan. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].		'''Mailbag 58''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 [[February 2010]]]. Interestingly enough, it has ''two'' emails from people claiming to represent [[Wikipedia:Anton LaVey\|Anton LaVey's]] [[Wikipedia:Church of Satan\|Church of Satan]]. It was answered by [[Evan]], masquerading as a more [[honest]] version of Chris, on 19 [[March 2010]].

	On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.		On 11 March 2010, the Sysop took several messages from (what was then) Mailbags 59 and 60, which were respectively uploaded on 22 February and 8 March, and reshuffled them into revised versions of this Mailbag and Mailbag 57. Some of Mailbag 58's contents wound up in the new Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings.
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	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei\|Reimu Hakurei]] <diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei\|Reimu Hakurei]] <diochromatic.butterfly@gmail.com>
	Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}		Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job especially in this economy. My local newspaper didn't even have anything in their Classified section, that's just sad!. I'm not on welfare because I don't like the idea of using other people's money. I considered becoming a stripper because I make as much as people throw money my way but I don't like the idea of men leering at me with their eyes. What should I do?}}


	[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]		[[Image:Guilmonpic.jpg\|thumb\|ORIGINAL DIGIMON (DO NOT STEAL!)]]

	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda\|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda\|Takato Matsuda]] <goggleheadtakato@gmail.com>
	Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a ~~digimon~~. I named him Guilmon! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand drawn and hand colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in 2 colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.		Hi! My name is Takato Matsuda and I am 11 yrs. old and live in Japan. You said that you believe that anything anyone draws becomes real and exists in a different universe. I think that is really cool! I really hope it is true! I drew a [[Wikipedia:Digimon\|Digimon]]. I named him [[Wikipedia:Guilmon\|Guilmon]]! I hope he becomes real and comes find me so we can be friends. Here is a picture of him! The writing on the side says Guilmon because that is his name. I think it is pretty good, but you are an artist so you probably know better. What do you think? It is hand-drawn and hand-colored so I think you would definitely approve of that. I drew it at school and did not have all my markers and pencils with me so it is only in two colors. I hope you do not think it is bad because of that.

	Bye!		Bye!
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			{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Samuel Beckett\|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>
	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:~~Sam~~ Beckett\|Sam Beckett]] <quantumleap85@rocketmail.com>
	Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}		Sonichu and Rosechu both call you father. That makes them brother and sister. Incest is wrong, Chris. It's sick, your comic is sick, and you're sick.}}


	{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com		{{Email\|From: majickwithouttears@disciples.com
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	And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}		And what do you have planned for your birthday? Are you going to have a big party or just a small celebration? What's on your wishlist?}}


	{{Email\|From: Billy Bob <tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com>		{{Email\|From: Billy Bob <tehpwnzorbob@googlemail.com>
	Hey Chris, I just saw Kel's team on the CWCipedia and realised that it had some obvious weaknesses to fighting, rock and ground, some of the most common attacking types. Naturally, seeing as you have spent so long playing Pokemon and are so skilled, your team must be far superior, without these amateurish weaknesses. Would you mind telling me what your team is (if you have one), and if you're good, do you want to battle some time? We can do it over Shoddy Battle or something.		Hey Chris, I just saw Kel's team on the CWCipedia and realised that it had some obvious weaknesses to fighting, rock and ground, some of the most common attacking types. Naturally, seeing as you have spent so long playing Pokemon and are so skilled, your team must be far superior, without these amateurish weaknesses. Would you mind telling me what your team is (if you have one), and if you're good, do you want to battle some time? We can do it over Shoddy Battle or something.
	Thanks!}}		Thanks!}}


	{{Email\|From: Jamie A. <hightechlowlife@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Jamie A. <hightechlowlife@hotmail.com>
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	-Jamie}}		-Jamie}}


	{{Email\|From: thecozumel@usa.com		{{Email\|From: thecozumel@usa.com
	Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}		Hey, when will Sailor Megtune return to the comic? She was my favorite character and I hate that she hasn't been in the comic since forever.}}


	{{Email\|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com		{{Email\|From: crossbluegrey@writeme.com
	My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}		My grandfather recently had to be put on adult diapers. What adult diapers do you use and recommend?}}


	{{Email\|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com		{{Email\|From: socalledgelett@bikerider.com
	You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}		You once said that you aren't interested in dating people with mental handicaps. Is this still true? If so, don't you think that makes you a hypocrite? After all, you have one.}}


	{{Email\|From: pagan666@atheist.com		{{Email\|From: pagan666@atheist.com
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	Hail Satan!}}		Hail Satan!}}


	{{Email\|From: Peter Joseph Arthur Wellington <pjawellington@hotmail.co.uk>		{{Email\|From: Peter Joseph Arthur Wellington <pjawellington@hotmail.co.uk>
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	I do not wish to cause you stress or offence Mr Chandler, but you need to be warned that you are causing the millions of British people worldwide undue amounts of mental trauma and disrespect.}}		I do not wish to cause you stress or offence Mr Chandler, but you need to be warned that you are causing the millions of British people worldwide undue amounts of mental trauma and disrespect.}}


	{{Email\|From: Super Greg <super_greg_ownsya_mom@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Super Greg <super_greg_ownsya_mom@hotmail.com>
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	How come you stopped making videos displaying your grand amounts of strength? I found them very inspiring and I wish there were more. Maybe make some with you doing sit ups or jumping jacks or any other various exercises. Thanks.}}		How come you stopped making videos displaying your grand amounts of strength? I found them very inspiring and I wish there were more. Maybe make some with you doing sit ups or jumping jacks or any other various exercises. Thanks.}}


	{{Email\|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>
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	Sean}}		Sean}}


	{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Kaiser Wilhelm\|Kaiser Wilhelm]] <worldwarfun@gmail.com>		{{Email\|From: [[Wikipedia:Kaiser Wilhelm\|Kaiser Wilhelm]] <worldwarfun@gmail.com>
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	-[[Wikipedia:Nineteen Eighty-Four\|Winston Smith]]}}		-[[Wikipedia:Nineteen Eighty-Four\|Winston Smith]]}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}		{{EmailReply\|Your questions are very Sad and Depressing, just like the News. I apologize but I must ignore you to keep my Blissful Ignorance intact.}}


	{{Email\|From: Brittany Candass <brittany.223@hotmail.com>		{{Email\|From: Brittany Candass <brittany.223@hotmail.com>