Mailbag 6 - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level at 10:33, 25 January 2026

2026-01-25T10:33:21Z

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	-(Future)Dr. Rock M.}}		-(Future)Dr. Rock M.}}
	{{quotebox\|I go to my local physician every few months, and my [[Fangs\|dentist]] every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.}}		{{quotebox\|I go to my local [[physician]] every few months, and my [[Fangs\|dentist]] every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.}}

	===For the man who has everything===		===For the man who has everything===

Superspongebobbros: /* A Sonichu Carol */

2020-12-18T03:00:45Z

A Sonichu Carol

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	Hi Chris,		Hi Chris,
	I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!}}		I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!}}
	{{quotebox\|A [[A Sonichu ~~and Rosechu Christmas Story~~\|Christmas Story]] will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.}}		{{quotebox\|A [[Sonichu 11\|Christmas Story]] will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.}}

	===Health tips===		===Health tips===

Superspongebobbros at 18:18, 6 October 2020

2020-10-06T18:18:23Z

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	'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.		'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

	Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Kim Jong Un\|a future North Korean dictator]] asking about the Korean military, and serial killer ~~[[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy~~\|John Wayne Gacy]] asking about [[sex toys]].		Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from {{w\|Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin}} asking for girl advice, {{w\|Kim Jong Un\|a future North Korean dictator}} asking about the Korean military, and serial killer {{w\|John Wayne Gacy}} asking about [[sex toys]].

	Chris also finally reveals the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of [[alcohol]] and the blatantly racist [[Punchy Sonichu]].		Chris also finally reveals the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of [[alcohol]] and the blatantly racist [[Punchy Sonichu]].
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	==Answered==		==Answered==
	===Chris knows all about women===		===Chris knows all about women===
	{{quoteboxred\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston~~\|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>		{{quoteboxred\|From: {{w\|Levi Johnston}} <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
	Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me.		Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me.

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	===North Korea is pretty cool===		===North Korea is pretty cool===
	{{quoteboxred\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Kim Jong-un\|Kim Jong Un]] <kimjongun@ymail.com>		{{quoteboxred\|From: {{w\|Kim Jong-un\|Kim Jong Un}} <kimjongun@ymail.com>
	Hello Mr. Chandler!		Hello Mr. Chandler!

	My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Kim Jong-il\|My dad]] also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Juche\|self-reliance]] and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills.		My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! {{w\|Kim Jong-il\|My dad}} also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of {{w\|Juche\|self-reliance}} and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills.

	Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea?		Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea?

	What are your thoughts on the military? I think that ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Songun\|the military should always come first]], since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu!		What are your thoughts on the military? I think that {{w\|Songun\|the military should always come first}}, since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu!

	Kim Jong Un}}		Kim Jong Un}}
	{{quotebox\|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in ~~[[Wikipedia:~~United States Army\|the Army]] in the ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Signal Corps (United States Army)\|Signal Corp]], stationed in [[CWCville\|North Korea]] just after WWII.}}		{{quotebox\|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in {{w\|United States Army\|the Army}} in the {{w\|Signal Corps (United States Army)\|Signal Corp}}, stationed in [[CWCville\|North Korea]] just after WWII.}}

	===A Sonichu Carol===		===A Sonichu Carol===
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	===In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer===		===In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer===
	{{Email\|From: ~~[[Wikipedia:~~John Wayne Gacy\|John Gacy]] <johngacy138@live.com>		{{Email\|From: {{w\|John Wayne Gacy\|John Gacy}} <johngacy138@live.com>
	Hi, Chris!		Hi, Chris!

	Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in [[Charlottesville]] and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a [[sex toys\|sex toy]] store in real life.		Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|pooed his pants]]. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in [[Charlottesville]] and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a [[sex toys\|sex toy]] store in real life.

	Thanks, and great comics again!		Thanks, and great comics again!

Larry the Larryhog: Kim Jong Un is now the leader

2019-04-17T16:31:36Z

Kim Jong Un is now the leader

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	'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.		'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

	Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un\|~~the son of~~ Korean dictator ~~Kim Jong-il~~]] asking about the Korean military, and serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] asking about [[sex toys]].		Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un\|a future North Korean dictator]] asking about the Korean military, and serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] asking about [[sex toys]].

	Chris also finally reveals the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of [[alcohol]] and the blatantly racist [[Punchy Sonichu]].		Chris also finally reveals the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of [[alcohol]] and the blatantly racist [[Punchy Sonichu]].

The cosmos: add [sic] to "seperate"

2016-05-26T18:09:39Z

add [sic] to "seperate"

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	5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking [[alcohol]] yet there are [[Chris's Big Night Out\|videos of you]] on [[YouTube]] drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?}}		5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking [[alcohol]] yet there are [[Chris's Big Night Out\|videos of you]] on [[YouTube]] drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?}}
	{{quotebox\|The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.}}		{{quotebox\|The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate ''[sic]'' characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE ''[sic]'' CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.}}

	==Rejected Mailbag==		==Rejected Mailbag==

The cosmos: Add [sic] to "occured"

2016-05-26T16:50:05Z

Add [sic] to "occured"

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	Hi Christian,		Hi Christian,

	Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts?		Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured ''[sic]'' in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts?

	Yours Sincerely,		Yours Sincerely,

Asperhes at 18:55, 8 December 2015

2015-12-08T18:55:42Z

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	'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.		'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

	Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris ~~received~~ a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un\|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] ~~asked Chris~~ about ~~his thoughts on Korea and~~ the Korean military, and ~~[[Homos\|gay]]~~ serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] ~~asked a question~~ about [[sex toys]].		Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris receives a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un\|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asking about the Korean military, and serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] asking about [[sex toys]].

	~~In this mailbag,~~ Chris finally ~~revealed~~ the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and ~~hinted~~ at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also ~~took~~ a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and ~~attempted to defend~~ the ~~blatant~~ racist ~~overtones displayed by~~ [[Punchy Sonichu]].		Chris also finally reveals the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hints at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also takes a few moments to defend his use of [[alcohol]] and the blatantly racist [[Punchy Sonichu]].

	==Answered==		==Answered==

Letter Z: Fixed the "Chris and English" link

2015-05-25T03:32:37Z

Fixed the "Chris and English" link

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	'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.		'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

	Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris received a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:~~Kim_Jong_Un~~\|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and [[Homos\|gay]] serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] asked a question about [[sex toys]].		Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris received a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston\|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un\|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and [[Homos\|gay]] serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy\|John Wayne Gacy]] asked a question about [[sex toys]].

	In this mailbag, Chris finally revealed the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hinted at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also took a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and attempted to defend the blatant racist overtones displayed by [[Punchy Sonichu]].		In this mailbag, Chris finally revealed the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog\|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hinted at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story\|Christmas story]]. He also took a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and attempted to defend the blatant racist overtones displayed by [[Punchy Sonichu]].
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	bye}}		bye}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your comment [[Chris and ~~english~~\|were]] NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan\|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race\|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder\|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Your comment [[Chris and English\|were]] NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan\|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race\|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder\|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===		===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===

Smugleaf at 07:40, 21 June 2013

2013-06-21T07:40:47Z

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	Kim Jong Un}}		Kim Jong Un}}
	{{quotebox\|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in [[Wikipedia:United States Army\|the Army]] in the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)\|Signal Corp]], stationed in North Korea just after WWII.}}		{{quotebox\|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in [[Wikipedia:United States Army\|the Army]] in the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)\|Signal Corp]], stationed in [[CWCville\|North Korea]] just after WWII.}}

	===A Sonichu Carol===		===A Sonichu Carol===

TRUEandHONESTuser: /* Chris can't handle the truth */

2012-01-07T01:00:39Z

Chris can't handle the truth

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	bye}}		bye}}
	{{EmailReply\|Your comment were NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan\|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race\|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder\|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}		{{EmailReply\|Your comment [[Chris and english\|were]] NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan\|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race\|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder\|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu\|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

	===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===		===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===