Mary Lee Walsh - Revision history

WarnerBro at 23:09, 19 April 2026

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	{{quote\|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], [[Attraction Sign\|this way]] or [[Love Quest\|any way]].\|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], [[Attraction Sign\|this way]] or [[Love Quest\|any way]].\|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
	{{quote\|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger\|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...\|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger\|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...\|Chris, [[List of Chris's lies\|lying]], in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

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	===In his own words===		===In his own words===
	{{quotebox\|So, as of August, [[2003\|Y2K3]], I did [[autism\|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal\|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or Black impersonating [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins\|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS\|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion\|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}		{{quotebox\|So, as of August, [[2003\|Y2K3]], I did [[autism\|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal pal\|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or Black impersonating [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins\|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS\|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion\|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

	===Emails with Mary===		===Emails with Mary===

HurdyGurdsen at 00:06, 11 December 2025

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	===In his own words===		===In his own words===
	{{quotebox\|So, as of August, [[2003\|Y2K3]], I did [[autism\|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal\|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or ~~[[Niggos\|~~Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins\|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS\|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion\|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}		{{quotebox\|So, as of August, [[2003\|Y2K3]], I did [[autism\|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal\|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl\|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or Black impersonating [[Jerkop\|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins\|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS\|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion\|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

	===Emails with Mary===		===Emails with Mary===
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	Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).		Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

	You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[~~Niggos~~\|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy\|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?		You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|african american]] who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy\|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

	As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".		As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

Dodo Conservative: /* Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur */

2025-11-29T22:18:40Z

Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur

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	{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}		{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}

	It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. Chris is ''[[Chris and work\|not even actually beating her avatar up]]'': you can't even have two custom characters fight unless you are in "Battle Theater" mode (where you watch two AI characters fight each other).		It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. Chris is ''[[Chris and work\|not even actually beating her avatar up]]'': you can't even have two custom characters fight in single-player mode unless you are in "Battle Theater" mode (where you just watch two AI characters fight each other).

	==Possible reconciliation==		==Possible reconciliation==

Dodo Conservative: /* Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur */

2025-11-29T22:17:14Z

Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur

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	{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}		{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}

	It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. Chris is ''[[Chris and work\|not even actually beating her avatar up]]'': you can't even have two custom characters fight unless you are in "Battle Theater" mode (where two AI characters fight each other).		It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. Chris is ''[[Chris and work\|not even actually beating her avatar up]]'': you can't even have two custom characters fight unless you are in "Battle Theater" mode (where you watch two AI characters fight each other).

	==Possible reconciliation==		==Possible reconciliation==

Dodo Conservative: /* Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur */

2025-11-29T22:17:03Z

Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur

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	{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}		{{main\|Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh}}

	It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. ~~It should be noted that~~ Chris ~~appears to struggle with defeating an~~ AI~~-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting~~.		It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage\|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. Chris is ''[[Chris and work\|not even actually beating her avatar up]]'': you can't even have two custom characters fight unless you are in "Battle Theater" mode (where two AI characters fight each other).

	==Possible reconciliation==		==Possible reconciliation==

PsychoNerd054 at 13:39, 17 July 2025

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JinkiesJanke at 21:59, 15 March 2025

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	\|name = Mary Lee Walsh		\|name = Mary Lee Walsh
	\|aliases = That XXXXX!<ref>CWC%27s Diary#2004</ref><br>The Mastermind<ref>[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips]]</ref><br>Hslaw Eel Yram<br>Slaweel Ryam<br>Slaweel the Witch<br>The Wicked Witch of the PVCC<ref>Chris%27s Wikipedia profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens</ref>		\|aliases = That XXXXX!<ref>[[CWC%27s Diary#2004]]</ref><br>The Mastermind<ref>[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips]]</ref><br>Hslaw Eel Yram<br>Slaweel Ryam<br>Slaweel the Witch<br>The Wicked Witch of the PVCC<ref>[[Chris%27s Wikipedia profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>
	\|gender = Female		\|gender = Female
	\|nation = [[United States\|American]]		\|nation = [[United States\|American]]

JinkiesJanke: Missed a couple

2025-03-15T18:53:03Z

Missed a couple

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	\|name = Mary Lee Walsh		\|name = Mary Lee Walsh
	\|aliases = That XXXXX!<ref>CWC%27s Diary#2004</ref><br>The Mastermind<ref>[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips]]</ref><br>Hslaw Eel Yram<br>Slaweel the Witch		\|aliases = That XXXXX!<ref>CWC%27s Diary#2004</ref><br>The Mastermind<ref>[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips]]</ref><br>Hslaw Eel Yram<br>Slaweel Ryam<br>Slaweel the Witch<br>The Wicked Witch of the PVCC<ref>Chris%27s Wikipedia profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens</ref>
	\|gender = Female		\|gender = Female
	\|nation = [[United States\|American]]		\|nation = [[United States\|American]]
	\|race = White		\|race = White
	\|occupation = Former dean of student affairs of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]		\|occupation = Former dean of student affairs of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]<br>Shatterer of autistic virgin hearts
	\|Organization = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]		\|Organization = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
	\|saga = [[PVCC]]		\|saga = [[PVCC]]

JinkiesJanke at 17:21, 15 March 2025

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	\|gender = Female		\|gender = Female
	\|nation = [[United States\|American]]		\|nation = [[United States\|American]]

PsychoNerd054: /* Nubile Mary */

2025-03-07T01:31:00Z

Nubile Mary

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	==Nubile Mary==		==Nubile Mary==
	[[~~File:~~File:Mary Lee Walsh and her world by Plombard.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|The design most associated with Mary]]		[[File:Mary Lee Walsh and her world by Plombard.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|The design most associated with Mary]]
	In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, it was much shorter than it later became in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], as shown from shots from behind. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, as a result of [[Chris and art\|Chris's shoddy drawing skills]], it was assumed that Walsh's helmet was a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil.		In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, it was much shorter than it later became in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], as shown from shots from behind. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, as a result of [[Chris and art\|Chris's shoddy drawing skills]], it was assumed that Walsh's helmet was a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil.