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HurdyGurdsen at 15:43, 12 December 2025

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	Background / Values		Background / Values
	<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[~~Niggos~~\|No preference]]		<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and Race\|No preference]]
	<br>'''Faith:''' No preference		<br>'''Faith:''' No preference
	<br>'''Languages:''' English		<br>'''Languages:''' English

Amanitie at 14:21, 26 September 2024

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	{{The Internet}}		{{The Internet}}
			{{Love quest}}

	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]
	[[Category:Websites]]		[[Category:Websites]]

Amanitie: /* SonichuCWC profile */

2019-04-11T08:26:22Z

SonichuCWC profile

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	<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|day]]		<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|day]]
	<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race\|White / Caucasian]]		<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race\|White / Caucasian]]
	<br>'''[[~~Fat~~\|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn\|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']		<br>'''[[Obesity\|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn\|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']
	<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)
	<br>'''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion\|No Answer]]
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	<br>'''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's\|No Answer]]
	<br>'''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat\|No Answer]]
	<br>'''Languages:''' Spanish		<br>'''Languages:''' [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]]
	<br>'''Politics:''' Middle of the Road		<br>'''Politics:''' Middle of the Road
	<br>'''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish\|Pisces]]		<br>'''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish\|Pisces]]

Gtbob122: /* cwcvilleguardian profile */

2019-02-06T15:45:11Z

cwcvilleguardian profile

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	<br>'''Body type:''' About average		<br>'''Body type:''' About average
	<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
	<br>'''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion\|crisis of faith.]] It is also possible that he is not aware that Methodism is a type of Protestantism.]''		<br>'''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion\|crisis of faith.]] It is also possible that he was not aware that Methodism is a type of Protestantism.]''
	<br>'''Smoke:''' No Way		<br>'''Smoke:''' No Way
	<br>'''[[Alcohol\|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out\|Social Drinker]]		<br>'''[[Alcohol\|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out\|Social Drinker]]

Gtbob122: /* His details */

2019-02-06T15:15:53Z

His details

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	<br>'''Body type:''' About average		<br>'''Body type:''' About average
	<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
	<br>'''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion\|crisis of faith.]]]''		<br>'''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion\|crisis of faith.]] It is also possible that he is not aware that Methodism is a type of Protestantism.]''
	<br>'''Smoke:''' No Way		<br>'''Smoke:''' No Way
	<br>'''[[Alcohol\|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out\|Social Drinker]]		<br>'''[[Alcohol\|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out\|Social Drinker]]

Shekelberg: /* cwcvilleguardian profile text */

2017-08-29T19:14:12Z

cwcvilleguardian profile text

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	<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Definitely]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Someday]]		<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Definitely]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Someday]]

	==cwcvilleguardian profile ~~text~~==		==cwcvilleguardian profile==
	'''"Bless me with your sweetness, and I will do what I can for you."'''		'''"Bless me with your sweetness, and I will do what I can for you."'''

Shekelberg: /* SonichuCWC profile text */

2017-08-29T19:10:45Z

SonichuCWC profile text

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	Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.		Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.

	==SonichuCWC profile ~~text~~==		==SonichuCWC profile==
	[[File:Matchdotcom1.jpeg\|thumb\|One of Chris's four profile pictures.]]		[[File:Matchdotcom1.jpeg\|thumb\|One of Chris's four profile pictures.]]
	[[File:Matchdotcom2.jpeg\|thumb\|And another.]]		[[File:Matchdotcom2.jpeg\|thumb\|And another.]]

Apostrophe: no

2017-05-10T06:15:57Z

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	<br>'''Drink:''' Social Drinker		<br>'''Drink:''' Social Drinker
	<br>'''Occupation:''' I'll tell you later		<br>'''Occupation:''' I'll tell you later
	<br>'''Income:''' [[Chris and Money\|I'll tell~~]] [[lie\|~~you later]]		<br>'''Income:''' [[Chris and Money\|I'll tell you later]]
	<br>'''Relationship:''' Never Married		<br>'''Relationship:''' Never Married
	<br>'''Have kids:''' No		<br>'''Have kids:''' No
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	Appearance		Appearance
	<br>'''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
	<br>'''Body type:''' ~~[[Lie\|~~Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured]]		<br>'''Body type:''' Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
	<br>'''Eyes:''' No preference		<br>'''Eyes:''' No preference
	<br>'''Hair:''' No preference		<br>'''Hair:''' No preference

Trombonista at 17:50, 10 December 2015

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	The text of the page was pretty similar to everything Chris has vomited onto the internet regarding his Love Quest: claims about how he keeps his promises, is [[honest]], etc. There were, however, a few interesting deviations from the Chris norm. He failed to indicate his religion, and in the sports and interests field, he apparently checked every single box, making the majority of the items in the list outright lies. He also said he would accept a [[Cherokian\|Native American]] mate, instead of his usual demand of a white or Asian woman.		The text of the page was pretty similar to everything Chris has vomited onto the internet regarding his Love Quest: claims about how he keeps his promises, is [[honest]], etc. There were, however, a few interesting deviations from the Chris norm. He failed to indicate his religion, and in the sports and interests field, he apparently checked every single box, making the majority of the items in the list outright lies. He also said he would accept a [[Cherokian\|Native American]] mate, instead of his usual demand of a white or Asian woman.

	A second Match.com profile under the username "cwcvilleguardian" was discovered on [[2013\|August 2013]]. Exactly when Chris ~~openend~~ it is not known. It is certain to to have been made after [[March 2011]], since he describes himself as a [[Tomgirl]], an identity he didn't adopt until that month.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> As of late 2015, this profile had also apparently been taken down.		A second Match.com profile under the username "cwcvilleguardian" was discovered on [[2013\|August 2013]]. Exactly when Chris opened it is not known. It is certain to to have been made after [[March 2011]], since he describes himself as a [[Tomgirl]], an identity he didn't adopt until that month.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> As of late 2015, this profile had also apparently been taken down.

	Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.		Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.
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	===In his own words===		===In his own words===

	"I am an all-around, [[Chris and Anger\|emotionally]] [[Chris's Room\|mature]], [[Gun Comic\|good natured]], [[Slow-in-the-minds\|high-functioning autistic]], heterosexual [[tomgirl]] artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of [[Chris\|freak]] or something. [[Father Call\|I am a good listener]], and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the [[Things Chris has ripped off\|Original Creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of Cwcville, VA. I like making those close to me emotionally happy. Even though, I have been feeling seriously depressed, lonely and having constant heartaches.		"I am an all-around, [[Chris and Anger\|emotionally]] [[Chris's Room\|mature]], [[Gun Comic\|good natured]], [[Slow-in-the-minds\|high-functioning autistic]], heterosexual [[tomgirl]] artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of [[Chris\|freak]] or something. [[Father Call\|I am a good listener]], and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the [[Things Chris has ripped off\|Original Creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of Cwcville, VA. I like making those close to me emotionally happy. Even though, I have been feeling seriously depressed, lonely and having constant heartaches.

	I am looking for a woman to be my friend/Sweetheart/Future Wife from the ground up. She should be true and honest in personality, all-around, compassionate, understanding, patient, and [[Chris and Money\|financially stable]] [[Chris and Reality\|(I get along fair and surviving)]]..		I am looking for a woman to be my friend/Sweetheart/Future Wife from the ground up. She should be true and honest in personality, all-around, compassionate, understanding, patient, and [[Chris and Money\|financially stable]] [[Chris and Reality\|(I get along fair and surviving)]]..

	[[Women's Rights\|ALL Women interested in me MUST be willing to meet in person/in real life IMMEDIATELY]]; I have had bad online experiences numerously from a lot of fake people. Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet; I usually am Very cautious about any and all messages I receive online and I screen my phone calls. AND getting my attention must be direct with a pleasant greeting and introduction.		[[Women's Rights\|ALL Women interested in me MUST be willing to meet in person/in real life IMMEDIATELY]]; I have had bad online experiences numerously from a lot of fake people. Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet; I usually am Very cautious about any and all messages I receive online and I screen my phone calls. AND getting my attention must be direct with a pleasant greeting and introduction.

	Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be."		Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be."

Don'tCallAnybody: /* What he is looking for */

2015-12-10T15:15:26Z

What he is looking for

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	Appearance		Appearance
	<br>'''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
	<br>'''Body type:''' [[~~Chris and Hypocrisy~~\|Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured]]		<br>'''Body type:''' [[Lie\|Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured]]
	<br>'''Eyes:''' No preference		<br>'''Eyes:''' No preference
	<br>'''Hair:''' No preference		<br>'''Hair:''' No preference

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	<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|day]]		<br>'''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler\|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|day]]
	<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race\|White / Caucasian]]		<br>'''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race\|White / Caucasian]]
	<br>'''[[~~Fat~~\|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn\|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']		<br>'''[[Obesity\|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn\|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']
	<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)		<br>'''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)
	<br>'''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion\|No Answer]]
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	<br>'''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's\|No Answer]]
	<br>'''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat\|No Answer]]		<br>'''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat\|No Answer]]
	<br>'''Languages:''' Spanish		<br>'''Languages:''' [[Chris and Spanish\|Spanish]]
	<br>'''Politics:''' Middle of the Road		<br>'''Politics:''' Middle of the Road
	<br>'''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish\|Pisces]]		<br>'''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish\|Pisces]]