May 2013 Facebook posts - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Hey! Trolling stupids! */

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Hey! Trolling stupids!

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	===Hey! Trolling stupids!===		===Hey! Trolling stupids!===
	''Chris is posting an indirect response [[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Attempt to Convince Chris to Join\|to an email]] which had been sent by [[Null]] telling him of the [[2013 Facebook leak]].''		''Chris is posting an indirect response [[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Attempt to Convince Chris to Join\|to an email]] which had been sent by [[Null]] telling him of the [[2013 Facebook leak]] and then attempting to convince Chris to join [[CWCki Forums\|his forum]].''

	{{quotebox\|25 May 2013		{{quotebox\|25 May 2013

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Hey! Trolling stupids! */

2025-10-17T07:20:46Z

Hey! Trolling stupids!

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			''Chris is posting an indirect response [[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Attempt to Convince Chris to Join\|to an email]] which had been sent by [[Null]] telling him of the [[2013 Facebook leak]].''

	{{quotebox\|25 May 2013		{{quotebox\|25 May 2013
	Hey! Trolling stupids! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}		Hey! Trolling stupids! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}

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Trombonista at 21:43, 21 November 2015

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	[[Ruckersville]], VA, USA		[[Ruckersville]], VA, USA

	May 14, 2013		May 14, 2013}}
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	Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer worked on the show, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.		Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer worked on the show, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

Asperhes: /* Another phone video */

2015-07-13T19:43:12Z

Another phone video

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	===Another phone video===		===Another phone video===
	{{quotebox\|20 May 2013		{{quotebox\|20 May 2013
	I liked a @YouTube video from @anthoni312 http://t.co/9brZ6Aq6th New iPhone 5C Geared Towards College - The Broken Phone}}		I liked a @YouTube video from @anthoni312 <nowiki>http://t.co/9brZ6Aq6th</nowiki> New iPhone 5C Geared Towards College - The Broken Phone}}

	===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===		===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===

Asperhes: /* A cold again */

2015-07-13T19:42:23Z

A cold again

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	{{quotebox\|Unknown		{{quotebox\|Unknown
	Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link.}}		Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link.}}

	~~A troll responded:~~

	{{quoteboxgreen\|I had a cold two weeks ago, for the first time in years. I didn't like having my healthy streak quelled, but when I got over it I was suddenly much more awake and alert all day every day this week than I have been since I started working.}}

	===Tomb Raider===		===Tomb Raider===

Asperhes: /* THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! */

2015-07-13T19:41:38Z

THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

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	{{quotebox\|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}		{{quotebox\|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}

	[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png ~~However, almost a month later, Chris~~ liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]		Almost a month later, Chris [http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png liked] the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube. He would go on to become an ardent fan of the series.

	===My iPod fell out of my pouch===		===My iPod fell out of my pouch===

Asperhes: /* The timing is ironic to me */

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The timing is ironic to me

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	This is so stupid, it is really funny.}}		This is so stupid, it is really funny.}}
			{{quotebox\|I forgot the best part: the iPhone 5C; the iPhone, Pre-Cracked.}}

	===The [[iDea Book Case]]===		===The [[iDea Book Case]]===

Asperhes at 09:05, 8 January 2015

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	The following covers Chris's Facebook activity in May 2013.		The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[May 2013]].

	==Summary==		==Summary==
			* 3 May - Chris likes a video about a cartoon bear.
			* 7 May - Chris makes a cryptic comment about headaches.
			* 15 May - Chris rants about the [[My Little Pony\|Equestria Girls]].
			* 15 May - Chris cracked his iPod.
			* 16 May - Chris is coming down with a cold.
			* 19 May - Chris unveils his [[iDea Book Case]].
			* 20 May - Chris makes more posts about cracked phones.
			* 23 May - Chris is bored.
			* 24 May - Chris considers advertising for a [[sweetheart\|girlfriend]].
			* 25-26 May - Chris rants at the [[trolls]].
			* 30 May - Chris complains about restrictions on his freedom.
			* 31 May - Chris sees that someone has access to his private Facebook posts.

	==Chris's Posts==		==Chris's Posts==
			===Cartoon bear video===
			{{quotebox\|3 May 2013
			I liked a [[YouTube]] video: Humphrey Bear - In The Bag <nowiki>[since deleted]</nowiki>}}

	=== Headache ===		=== Headache ===
	{{quotebox\|7 May 2013		{{quotebox\|7 May 2013
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	===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===		===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===
	Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'':		Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls'':

	{{quotebox\|15 May 2013		{{quotebox\|15 May 2013
	THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!		You're NOT serious <nowiki>]:(</nowiki> (@YouTube http://t.co/4MYAmfY7Ul)}}
			{{quotebox\|THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

	Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School [[Pedofork\|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the horse enthusiasts were not enough.		Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School [[Pedofork\|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the horse enthusiasts were not enough.
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	Christian Weston Chandler,		Christian Weston Chandler,

	Ruckersville, VA, USA		[[Ruckersville]], VA, USA

	May 14, 2013		May 14, 2013
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	~~Interestingly, Chris called Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds".~~ Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer worked on the show, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.		Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer worked on the show, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

	Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:		Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:
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	<nowiki>"Necessity is the mother of Invention"</nowiki>. I am glad I crafted the idea for my [[iDea Book Case]] (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.		<nowiki>"Necessity is the mother of Invention"</nowiki>. I am glad I crafted the idea for my [[iDea Book Case]] (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.

	iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my bosom.		iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my [[muscle bra\|bosom]].

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	{{quoteboxred\|wow, really well done! i'm impressed :)}}		{{quoteboxred\|wow, really well done! i'm impressed :)}}

			===iPhone video===
			{{quotebox\|20 May 2013
			I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/2khSCwD8N5 The iPhone 5 (Parody) Ad: A Taller Change}}

			===Another phone video===
			{{quotebox\|20 May 2013
			I liked a @YouTube video from @anthoni312 http://t.co/9brZ6Aq6th New iPhone 5C Geared Towards College - The Broken Phone}}

	===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===		===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===
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	{{quotebox\|24 May 2013		{{quotebox\|24 May 2013

	I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do ~~what~~. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house.}}		I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do that. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house.}}

	===Meh...===		===Meh...===
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	===Hey! Trolling stupids!===		===Hey! Trolling stupids!===
	{{quotebox\|25 May 2013		{{quotebox\|25 May 2013
	Hey! ~~[[Trolls\|~~Trolling stupids]]! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}		Hey! Trolling stupids! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}

	Chris then posted:		Chris then posted:
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	===I am not your fucking bitch!!!===		===I am not your fucking bitch!!!===
	{{quotebox\|26 May 2013		{{quotebox\|26 May 2013

	You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki\|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums\|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!		You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki\|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums\|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!

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	===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===		===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===
	{{quotebox\|27 May 2013		{{quotebox\|27 May 2013

	...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...		...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...

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	===U Gotta Believe!===		===U Gotta Believe!===
	{{quotebox\|29 May 2013		{{quotebox\|29 May 2013

	U Gotta Believe!		U Gotta Believe!

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	===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===		===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===
	Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself\|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" ~~[[Barb\|~~his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] ~~was~~ his ''own'' fault ~~and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have~~.		Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself\|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" his mother. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] were his own fault.

	{{quotebox\|30 May 2013		{{quotebox\|30 May 2013
	Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3\|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War\|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.		Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3\|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War\|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.

	My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my ~~[[Sweetheart\|~~girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]].		My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my girlfriend so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]].

	I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler\|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29\|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!}}		I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler\|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29\|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!}}

Asperhes: /* I am not your fucking bitch!!! */

2015-01-08T08:40:24Z

I am not your fucking bitch!!!

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	You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki\|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums\|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!		You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki\|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums\|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!

	[[File:ChrisGumball.jpg]]}}		[[File:ChrisGumball.jpg\|thumb\|left]]}}

	===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===		===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===