Megatron pistol - Revision history

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	[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]		[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]

	Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{w\|Walther P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>		Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{w\|Walther P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazis\|Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>

	Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[~~Baseball~~ bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.		Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

	==The gun==		==The gun==

KingClark at 20:15, 24 December 2020

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	*{{w\|Megatron (Transformers)\|Megatron}} at [[Wikipedia]]		*{{w\|Megatron (Transformers)\|Megatron}} at [[Wikipedia]]

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	[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]		[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]

	Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{~~wWalther~~ P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>		Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{w\|Walther P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>

	Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.		Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

Superspongebobbros at 01:30, 13 November 2020

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	[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]		[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]

	Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a ~~[[Wikipedia:Walther P38\|Walther~~ P38]] pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[~~Get Out, You D*** Nazis\|~~Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>~~[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38~~ Walther P38 - Wikipedia]</ref>		Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{wWalther P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>

	Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.		Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.
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	==External links==		==External links==
	*~~[[Wikipedia:~~Megatron (Transformers)\|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]		*{{w\|Megatron (Transformers)\|Megatron}} at [[Wikipedia]]

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	Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38\|Walther P38]] pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis\|Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38 Walther P38 - Wikipedia]</ref>		Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38\|Walther P38]] pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis\|Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38 Walther P38 - Wikipedia]</ref>

	Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.		Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

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	The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].		The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].

	In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the ~~Megatron~~ pistol.		In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the pistol.

	He had the pistol tagged as "highest priority" in a [[wish list]] he posted in 2015~~, implying that the original was damaged in [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|the 2014 house fire]]~~.		He had the pistol tagged as "highest priority" in a [[wish list]] he posted in 2015.

	==Use in the comics==		==Use in the comics==

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	{{Quote\|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.\|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|voicing some discomfort]]}}		{{Quote\|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.\|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|voicing some discomfort]]}}

	[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid\|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson\|gal-pal]].		''[[Sonichu Special 4]]'' saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid Chris\|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson\|gal-pal]].

	==Fate of the pistol==		==Fate of the pistol==

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	After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry\|a video]] wherein he set up a photo of Stackhouse and shot at it with Megatron.		After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry\|a video]] wherein he set up a photo of Stackhouse and shot at it with Megatron.

	The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].		The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].

	In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the Megatron pistol.		In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the Megatron pistol.

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The gun

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	[[File:Cwc receipt.jpeg\|thumb\|A proper use of gov'ment money.]]		[[File:Cwc receipt.jpeg\|thumb\|A proper use of gov'ment money.]]

	The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's a reissue sold during the 2000s. It was bought from the [[GAMe PLACe]]. He paid $94.50; money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. During the [[Financhu Crisis]], he sold it for $50.		The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's a reissue sold during the 2000s. It was bought from the [[The GAMe PLACe\|GAMe PLACe]]. He paid $94.50; money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. During the [[Financhu Crisis]], he sold it for $50.

	Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops\|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might have done.		Since modern U.S. toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops\|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his run-ins with the [[Chris and the law\|law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might have done.

	==Use in real life==		==Use in real life==

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	==Fate of the pistol==		==Fate of the pistol==
	Until August 2016, the fate of the pistol was unknown, given the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|destruction of Chris's house]] almost two years earlier. According to Kiwi Farms user TheRedBaron, he had purchased the Megatron pistol from Chris in August 2016 for $50, plus $10 shipping, during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He posted a thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fate-of-the-megatron-pistol.29952/</ref> with pictures of the pistol, the box it came in, extra parts, and even the original receipt for it. The receipt showed it had been purchased from the [[GAMe PLACe]] on 2 April 2005 for $94.50.		Until August 2016, the fate of the pistol was unknown, given the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|destruction of Chris's house]] almost two years earlier. According to Kiwi Farms user TheRedBaron, he had purchased the Megatron pistol from Chris in August 2016 for $50, plus $10 shipping, during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He posted a thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fate-of-the-megatron-pistol.29952/</ref> with pictures of the pistol, the box it came in, extra parts, and even the original receipt for it. The receipt showed it had been purchased from the [[The GAMe PLACe\|GAMe PLACe]] on 2 April 2005 for $94.50.

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	[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]		[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg\|thumb\|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[fapcup]].]]

	Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{~~wWalther~~ P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>		Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a {{w\|Walther P38}} pistol, which was [[CWCville\|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the [[Nazi]] German armed forces in [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay\|World War II]].<ref>{{w\|Walther P38\| Walther P38 - Wikipedia}}</ref>

	Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.		Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]] and, even later, [[26 December 2014\|pepper spray]], currently using a [[Baseball bat]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

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	After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry\|a video]] wherein he set up a photo of Stackhouse and shot at it with Megatron.		After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry\|a video]] wherein he set up a photo of Stackhouse and shot at it with Megatron.

	The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].		The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial\|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].

	In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the Megatron pistol.		In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012\|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the Megatron pistol.