Message for John Kyle - Revision history

Larry the Larryhog: Reverted edits by Duck bender (talk) to last revision by Amanitie

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Reverted edits by Duck bender (talk) to last revision by Amanitie

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	'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.		'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

	We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension~~, likely because it was unbearable for him that Cole already had a [[Sweetheart]] and he didn't~~.		We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.

	==Video==		==Video==

Duck bender at 19:51, 25 October 2024

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	'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.		'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

	We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.		We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension, likely because it was unbearable for him that Cole already had a [[Sweetheart]] and he didn't.

	==Video==		==Video==

Amanitie: Just saying they weren’t invited suffices here

2024-06-22T10:57:31Z

Just saying they weren’t invited suffices here

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	'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.		'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

	We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding~~(For good reason)~~, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.		We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.

	==Video==		==Video==

Sorades at 10:41, 21 June 2024

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	'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.		'''Message for John Kyle''' is a video, leaked on 24 [[February 2014]], of [[Chris]] addressing [http://www.johnkyle.com/ John Kyle], a California [[wikipedia:Slowcore\|slowcore]] musician and [[Cole Smithey]]'s brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding. The video was recorded on 22 [[June 2013]], more than three months after said wedding.

	We learn that the rest of the Weston family ~~hate~~ Chris and [[Barb]], that ~~they~~ were not invited to Cole's wedding, and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.		We learn that the rest of the Weston family have effectively disowned Chris and [[Barb]], that both were not invited to Cole's wedding(For good reason), and that Chris is in denial about Barb's [[Cole_Smithey#Childhood\|mistreatment]] [[Saturday Night Special\|of Cole]]. Especially telling is his remark about Cole "finally getting married," which is practically dripping with condescension.

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	{{quote\|Yes, I'm the legendary John Kyle to whom Chris sent this video message. I didn't know about it until a year ago when [[Weening\|someone]] sent me a link to this video, with the strange message: "Welcome to the World of Chris-Chan." I said to myself, "What the fuck does that mean?" I clicked on the link and watched, completely bewildered. "Who is this [[Tomgirl\|very odd person]] addressing me?" As I watched the video I couldn't help being both amused and sad, because [[Slow-in-the-minds\|something was obviously wrong]] with this guy. As it dawned on me exactly who he was, how sick he is, and what was going on here, I became disgusted at this equally-as-sick [[Trolls\|community]] that gets off on goading and bullying him.<br><br>We're all going to [[Chris and death\|die]] someday, maybe soon. You've got better things do do with the time you've been given than playing around in this sad cesspool. I hope.<br><br>As for Cole, he's a [[JERKS\|great guy]]. He's my brother in law, and he's never mentioned Chris to me. I think he's doing his best to distance himself from this. You all should too. Go do awesome things, help people, create something cool. Find out what you really love and DO IT. For me, it's music.\|John Kyle}}		{{quote\|Yes, I'm the legendary John Kyle to whom Chris sent this video message. I didn't know about it until a year ago when [[Weening\|someone]] sent me a link to this video, with the strange message: "Welcome to the World of Chris-Chan." I said to myself, "What the fuck does that mean?" I clicked on the link and watched, completely bewildered. "Who is this [[Tomgirl\|very odd person]] addressing me?" As I watched the video I couldn't help being both amused and sad, because [[Slow-in-the-minds\|something was obviously wrong]] with this guy. As it dawned on me exactly who he was, how sick he is, and what was going on here, I became disgusted at this equally-as-sick [[Trolls\|community]] that gets off on goading and bullying him.<br><br>We're all going to [[Chris and death\|die]] someday, maybe soon. You've got better things do do with the time you've been given than playing around in this sad cesspool. I hope.<br><br>As for Cole, he's a [[JERKS\|great guy]]. He's my brother in law, and he's never mentioned Chris to me. I think he's doing his best to distance himself from this. You all should too. Go do awesome things, help people, create something cool. Find out what you really love and DO IT. For me, it's music.\|John Kyle}}

	Needless to say, John does not seem to have carried Chris's message on to Cole as requested.		Needless to say, John does not seem to have carried Chris's message on to Cole as requested, likely not wanting to drag Cole back into the madness.

	==References==		==References==

Larry the Larryhog: /* Transcript */

2023-07-17T15:26:33Z

Transcript

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	Never responds! He should [[Affair with Mother\|love his mother]]! She misses him!		Never responds! He should [[Affair with Mother\|love his mother]]! She misses him!

	Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara ~~Anne~~ is, and was.		Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Ann is, and was.

	So at least have the common decency to res- to reply to us, brother! It's been, like, what? Over a decade since the last... the final ever family reunion in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia\|Red Oak]]? Everybody hates us there now since [[Aunt Corrina\|Corrina]] died!		So at least have the common decency to res- to reply to us, brother! It's been, like, what? Over a decade since the last... the final ever family reunion in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia\|Red Oak]]? Everybody hates us there now since [[Aunt Corrina\|Corrina]] died!

KingClark at 09:03, 6 January 2022

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	Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.		Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.

	Never responds! He should [[~~Incest~~\|love his mother]]! She misses him!		Never responds! He should [[Affair with Mother\|love his mother]]! She misses him!

	Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.		Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2021-10-03T21:11:27Z

Transcript

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	Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.		Anyway, I am sending you this video response because I wish to inquire about his, uh, current address so that my mother and I can at least be able to write to him personally, 'cuz she does miss him very much. I tried time and again to get hi- to contact him and get in touch with him, and my mother talked to him. He never responds.

	Never responds! He should love his mother! She misses him!		Never responds! He should [[Incest\|love his mother]]! She misses him!

	Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.		Nearly 72 years old! Sh--she does not need to be treated like a piece of dirt. She is a lot better than that, regardless of what anybody has lied to Cole about. Everything he heard from anybody outside the house. Even Jerry, his father-in-law, or... Jack, I think was the name of his real father? They all lie to him about wha--how, about the kind of person Barbara Anne is, and was.

Ivandevon: /* Transcript */

2021-10-03T20:15:07Z

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	Hello, John Kyle. This is Christian Weston Chandler, Joseph Cole Smithey's half-brother. We share the same mother, [[Barbara ~~Anne~~ Weston Chandler]]. I understand that, uh, you have performed recently at his wedding a few months ago. I have just learned this.		Hello, John Kyle. This is Christian Weston Chandler, Joseph Cole Smithey's half-brother. We share the same mother, [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]]. I understand that, uh, you have performed recently at his wedding a few months ago. I have just learned this.

	Yeah, so he finally got married. [[Love Quest\|Whoop-de-doo for him.]] Oh, and thank him for the invitation that we never [[Speech impediment\|recei'ed]]. We would have RSVP'd sooner and actually ''come'' to the wedding had he actually invited me and our mother.		Yeah, so he finally got married. [[Love Quest\|Whoop-de-doo for him.]] Oh, and thank him for the invitation that we never [[Speech impediment\|recei'ed]]. We would have RSVP'd sooner and actually ''come'' to the wedding had he actually invited me and our mother.

Abaddon: /* Video */

2021-09-30T17:42:07Z

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	\| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]		\| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]

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